>Oh boy, I finally gained the power to turn my dreams into reality! There are so many ways I could help the world-
My chronically tired subconscious:
>So anyway, you are gonna get eaten.
>No, you don't get to use your powers to escape it. I'm in charge now. Now get in the soft tummy and rest.
>You're gonna stay there, protected from the world, and get lulled to sleep by all that wet spongy flesh.
>You'll be so relaxed you'll feel like your body is melting into mush. Then you're gonna melt for real.
>And then we're doing it again. I'll respawn you, and you'll get eaten again by something else. I've got, like, a trillion designs in line.
>This is gonna continue until you'll get enough rest in, like, an eon or two.
>By which time you'll get permanently addicted to the feeling of getting eaten & absorbed over and over again in various ways.
>But don't worry! All other mortals will follow suit.
>I mean, you're gonna let your subconscious create lots and lots of demigods who want to pamper humans by gobbling them up or absorbing them in their boobs or... idk, make them fall inside their shadows I guess?
>And they'll make it super-pleasant and make the humies like it. Even after the 1,000th respawn.
>...Maybe I could also make the demigods eat each other too? I'm filing that one under "maybe". What do you think?
>...Are you even listening?
>...Ah, right, your brain is too soft to understand now. Well, I'll ask you again in a couple of hours, before the magical girl buttification...