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>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
The apostles were adult men. We know Peter had a wife (Mark 1:30), and James and John worked with their father in the fishing trade (Mark 1:19–20). “Neaniskos” in Greek simply means “young man,” not “underage boy.”
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
where is this, this isnt even true
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
talking about evangelism what is even your point
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
he took off his outer garment, not his tunic. he wasnt naked.
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
This is talking about the eucharist, and Ezekiel 23:20 is totally different context.
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
a young man flees arrest while following Jesus and left his garment behind, youre just twisting this
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
it means rebel/bandit lol
the two men crucified with Christ are called the same thing, as you said
>There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.
it shows his innocence, not age or anything

CHRIST IS KING