>>151821365
Football is for gay niggers that grab each other's asses and roll around in mud. Baseball is for high test chads that have to sit around on benches when their team is at bat and so should deserve to have some pretty yellow ladies dancing around to entertain them.

'raid 'o 'fraid 'o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eebdPsjvnXA

Also players should be required to drink a beer before every at bat. It would make the games a lot more entertaining by the 7th innning when people are getting beaned by drunk pitchers and drunk teams swarm the field and start going beast mode knocking the shit out of each other. Also Baseball should be full contact. Like if you can knock someone out who is trying to tag you out you should be safe.