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Anonymous United States No.151812664 [Report] >>151814396
/mlb/
Anonymous United States No.151812689 [Report] >>151812707 >>151812711 >>151812895
this isn't the thread, because OP forgot the >>previous
Anonymous United States No.151812699 [Report] >>151812759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDgVBewf1A

>Dodgers win
Anonymous United States No.151812702 [Report]
'stros
Anonymous Canada No.151812707 [Report] >>151812734
>>151812689
very very low effort
im not surprised, tho
Anonymous United States No.151812711 [Report]
>>151812689
here's your previous
>>151807030
>>151807030
Anonymous United States No.151812715 [Report] >>151813733
Yankees.
Anonymous Canada No.151812721 [Report]
fuckin baseball
Anonymous United States No.151812728 [Report] >>151812784 >>151813101
Is that a cocky dane I see?

Fun facts about Danes!

>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than Finns
This is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
https://slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-danes-have-smaller-nuts-than-finns.html

>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!
Source:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/

>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
https://sciencenordic.com/adolescents-denmark-videnskabdk/one-in-two-boys-develops-breasts/1399863

>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Europe

>tl;dr:
Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
Anonymous United States No.151812734 [Report]
>>151812707
Not a leaf talking about low effort
OP United States No.151812750 [Report]
I worked real hard on that meme btw, 1000 hours in MS paint
Anonymous United States No.151812759 [Report]
>>151812699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2I_6lR5gq4

>Japan wins
Anonymous United States No.151812768 [Report] >>151812865
real new thread :)
>>151812749
Anonymous United States No.151812783 [Report] >>151812891
'stros
Anonymous Denmark No.151812784 [Report] >>151812944
>>151812728
you really think a lot about Danish sperm and cocks?
Anonymous United States No.151812795 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SxuQhqznjM

How I felt watching the Dodgers and Jays in a seven game set.
Anonymous Australia No.151812854 [Report] >>151812885 >>151812965
TOTAL
((((METS))))
DEATH
Anonymous United States No.151812856 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrHTT2IEKpE

Dodgers vs Jays recap.
OP United States No.151812865 [Report] >>151812935
>>151812768
That’s a gay thread and womanly
Anonymous France No.151812867 [Report] >>151812913
>seething about danes
real shitskin hours
Anonymous United States No.151812885 [Report] >>151813567
>>151812854
this is bad news for the Yankees
Anonymous United States No.151812886 [Report] >>151812917
https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1985895716175098179
Anonymous United States No.151812891 [Report]
>>151812783
most hated team of my lifetime and it won't be surpassed
Anonymous United States No.151812895 [Report]
>>151812689
that's not a rule
Anonymous Denmark No.151812913 [Report] >>151812937
>>151812867
feels good to be white
Anonymous Canada No.151812917 [Report]
>>151812886
based
Anonymous United States No.151812926 [Report] >>151812973
fuck this im busting to kira kener
Anonymous United States No.151812933 [Report]
https://x.com/DodgersNation/status/1985885820658860283
Anonymous United States No.151812935 [Report]
>>151812865
>that word actually hurt his feelings so he shoots it right back
Actually womanly, bro. You're a dude. Act like one.
Anonymous United States No.151812937 [Report] >>151812954
>>151812913
you're not white, chikaner
Anonymous United States No.151812944 [Report]
>>151812784
>first name SADHBH
>clearly missing vowels
>last name O'SULLIVAN
>put a superfluous vowel before surname
psychotic island race
Anonymous United States No.151812954 [Report]
>>151812937
he's on your side retard lmao
Anonymous United States No.151812965 [Report]
>>151812854
remember 9/11, they said
never forget, they said
Anonymous United States No.151812973 [Report]
>>151812926
i too failed nnn
Anonymous United States No.151813001 [Report]
>>151812869
KEK >>151812878
Anonymous United States No.151813044 [Report]
dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151813101 [Report]
>>151812728
>tfw no cute twink dane bf
Anonymous United States No.151813160 [Report]
Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151813161 [Report]
doyers
Anonymous United States No.151813170 [Report]
dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151813208 [Report] >>151813221 >>151813335 >>151813374
mariners btw
Anonymous United States No.151813221 [Report]
>>151813208
Anonymous United States No.151813229 [Report] >>151813429
Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151813335 [Report] >>151813384
>>151813208
Anonymous United States No.151813341 [Report] >>151813384
Hmm..... No preller or Siedler wife at Peter Siedler way new street ceremony..... How very suspicious....
Anonymous United States No.151813374 [Report]
>>151813208
encourage you to watch this frame by frame, some renaissance ass compositions with all the various characters and their expressions
Anonymous United States No.151813384 [Report] >>151813457
>>151813335
I look like this.
>>151813341
Those shitty padres you like are coming back in style.
Anonymous United States No.151813408 [Report] >>151813520 >>151813548
>https://x.com/DodgersNation/status/1985885820658860283
seriously what the fuck? this man is 37 years old
Anonymous !reLYGoRays United States No.151813429 [Report]
>>151813229
it's giving mother monster
slay
Anonymous United States No.151813457 [Report]
>>151813384
I'm just glad the new city connects unis are gonna be better and cleaner than our old troonix colors
Anonymous United States No.151813489 [Report] >>151813503
>https://x.com/JonHeyman/status/1985905711130227066?t=dJr3sig_GAO7EJBiXDHEyQ&s=19

Bieber going Free agent, hot stove is hot.
Anonymous United States No.151813503 [Report] >>151813605
>>151813489
Ah fuck never mind, I skimmed it. He's staying as a Blue Jay. My bad folks.
Anonymous United States No.151813520 [Report]
>>151813408
being in your 30s these days is not so different than being in your 20s because of modern medicine
Anonymous Canada No.151813531 [Report] >>151813559 >>151813739
let's be honest the jays were the white man's team

>team filled with stud white players
>women here both white and ethnic obsessing over ernie clement and addison barger
>jays stadium filled with white fans
>last place in the al east to overachieving in exicting fashion

versus

>a billion dollars of pitching
>the team that ruined baseball
>fans all over chicanos or cringy weebs who shill for japanese players
Anonymous United States No.151813548 [Report] >>151813596
>>151813408
I need that nigga to be careful...
Anonymous United States No.151813559 [Report] >>151813757
>>151813531
are you gonna continue crying about this all off season?
Anonymous United States No.151813564 [Report]
no one cares blowgaypajeet
Anonymous United States No.151813567 [Report]
>>151812885
Our based proletarian Metropolitans shall crush the bourgeoisie Yankees beneath our boots
Anonymous United States No.151813577 [Report] >>151813586 >>151813622 >>151813711
Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151813586 [Report]
>>151813577
based
Anonymous United States No.151813591 [Report]
Blow gays
Anonymous United States No.151813596 [Report]
>>151813548
I've seen enough. This man can play until 45.
Anonymous United States No.151813605 [Report] >>151813699
>>151813503
How tf does one skim a tweet??
Anonymous Denmark No.151813622 [Report]
>>151813577
bogged
Anonymous Canada No.151813648 [Report]
Average doyers fan
Anonymous United States No.151813699 [Report]
>>151813605
I just saw everyone opting out, so I assumed!
Anonymous United States No.151813711 [Report]
>>151813577
midbogman so bogged and ugly
Anonymous United States No.151813717 [Report]
dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151813728 [Report]
that paco feel when you find a random person on social media to make fun of
Anonymous United States No.151813733 [Report] >>151813993
>>151812715
*sigh* New Game
Anonymous United States No.151813739 [Report] >>151814086
>>151813531
I was at game 4 and saw only one blue jays fan in my section
Anonymous United States No.151813741 [Report]
Doyerpacos be like riding BWC is a human right
Anonymous United States No.151813757 [Report]
>>151813559
/mlb/ is just Crying About the Dodgers General so probably yeah
Anonymous United States No.151813764 [Report]
Canada es cagada
Anonymous United States No.151813766 [Report]
If my Royals can actually pick up a couple of outfielders who can hit...at all...they'll be contenders in the AL Central. I'm so sick of Kyle Isbel being our best outfielder when the man can't hit a lick. Salvys set at C/1B/DH, Pasquantino is good at first, India is worth another shot at second base, Garcia and Witt are locks at third and short, but the outfield is a dumpster fire. The pitching staff is decent, especially if our injured starters come back ready to go, but that outfield just kills 1/3 of the lineup, every game.
Anonymous United States No.151813774 [Report] >>151813796
AHHH DOYERJANNIES SAVE ME I SAW A POST I DIDNT LIKE
Anonymous United States No.151813796 [Report]
>>151813774
But that post has nothing to do with baseball
Anonymous United States No.151813801 [Report]
kek seething timmy (jeet)
Anonymous Germany No.151813832 [Report]
kek racially insecure mongrels
Anonymous United States No.151813835 [Report]
Zuttkaner seething kek
Anonymous United States No.151813863 [Report] >>151813878 >>151813938
Nightly reminder that my Los Angeles Dodgers are back to back World Series champions and your team isn't.
Anonymous United States No.151813864 [Report]
What’s it like in Clinton County, Illinois?
Anonymous United States No.151813876 [Report]
Why is it so fun to hate the Yankees?
Anonymous United States No.151813878 [Report]
>>151813863
Who’s this guy?
Anonymous United States No.151813916 [Report] >>151813928 >>151814016 >>151814762
the blow gays had half their lineups obp over .400 how did they lose that kek
Anonymous United States No.151813928 [Report]
>>151813916
Choked
Anonymous United States No.151813938 [Report] >>151813955 >>151814351
>>151813863
worst casting ever
Anonymous United States No.151813955 [Report]
>>151813938
At least she isn't black
Anonymous United States No.151813958 [Report] >>151813985
My white soxies are ending the dodgers dynasty next year
Anonymous United States No.151813973 [Report]
End this bussy
Anonymous United States No.151813985 [Report] >>151814007 >>151814128
>>151813958
wrong. the dodgerioles will in 2027
Anonymous United States No.151813986 [Report] >>151814009 >>151814091
Max Muncy says umpires told him they would've had to eject Justin Wrobleski had he not held him back when the benches cleared in Game 7
Anonymous United States No.151813993 [Report]
>>151813733
I'm not asking him to be Raleigh, but Wells needs to hit worth a damn this year.
Anonymous United States No.151814007 [Report]
>>151813985
This is not a Major League Baseball sanctioned Broship
Anonymous United States No.151814009 [Report]
>>151813986
>Justin Wrobleski on incident with Andres Giménez after HBP: “I mean I wasn’t trying to! He tried to get hit by the pitch, the pitch before! Then he got hit by a pitch! Then he talked to me. And I said ‘Come see me!’ & then he didn’t!”
Anonymous United States No.151814016 [Report] >>151814032 >>151814168
>>151813916
They also had:

>The most hits ever as a team
>The most runs ever as a team
>2 players with 30 hits batting almost .500

Either they had an elaborate sign stealing system or they had the luckiest playoff run of all time, and they still lost to a team without a bullpen and a slumping offense. When jays fans talk about being right back in it next year I don’t think they realize that the postseason they had will never happen again, for any team, for another century.
Anonymous United States No.151814032 [Report] >>151814064 >>151814094 >>151814110 >>151814796
>>151814016
>beans you
Anonymous United States No.151814064 [Report]
>>151814032
probably the coolest dodger. he's got a very natural swagger to him.
Anonymous United States No.151814086 [Report] >>151814176
>>151813739
Me in the top right
Anonymous Canada No.151814091 [Report]
>>151813986
it's already an ejectable offense
Anonymous United States No.151814094 [Report]
>>151814032
Based
Anonymous United States No.151814110 [Report] >>151814139 >>151814161
>>151814032
Normally when he hits someone you can tell he feels bad but why didn't he give a fuck here? It's so strange
Anonymous United States No.151814128 [Report]
>>151813985
Its Dorioles
Anonymous United States No.151814139 [Report]
>>151814110
>why didn't he give a fuck here? It's so strange
doggies most likely informed him that springer cheated them out of a ring in 2017. also, he probably didn't want to show weakness during the most important game of his life. Japanese love to mind game
Anonymous United States No.151814161 [Report]
>>151814110
Probably for the fans because he’s a 2017 astro
Anonymous Canada No.151814168 [Report] >>151814325
>>151814016
Saving this for next WS
Anonymous United States No.151814176 [Report]
>>151814086
are you the yellow skinned toid?
Anonymous United States No.151814211 [Report] >>151814220 >>151814222 >>151814228 >>151814232 >>151814257 >>151814481
How did Dodgers win when they sucked at hitting all series
Anonymous United States No.151814220 [Report]
>>151814211
you can win by fucking around if you spend a billion dollars on your starters
Anonymous United States No.151814222 [Report]
>>151814211
Anonymous United States No.151814228 [Report]
>>151814211
because blow gays
Anonymous United States No.151814232 [Report]
>>151814211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXBP8WVJnE
Anonymous United States No.151814238 [Report]
Gotta believe a few of these extension signings have to be due to the looming lockout tbqhwyf
Anonymous Canada No.151814257 [Report]
>>151814211
the lights were simply too bright for my jays :)
Anonymous United States No.151814293 [Report]
Who put their dick in my ass?
Anonymous United States No.151814297 [Report] >>151814309
Dodgers
Anonymous !reLYGoRays United States No.151814309 [Report] >>151814347
>>151814297
women owe me sex
Anonymous United States No.151814325 [Report] >>151814402
>>151814168
Make sure to upload it to a cloud because it’s going to be a long time before the blue jays go back
Anonymous United States No.151814347 [Report]
>>151814309
Got a receipt?
Anonymous United States No.151814351 [Report]
>>151813938
Yeah, why didn't they cast someone with body proportions that are physically impossible? They casted an actor, not a pair of boobs.

btw Velvet is ugly as dog shit. All she has going for her is an admitly great rack, but she has no idea what to do with it. Not only does she have an ugly face, but she has no idea how to be sexy.

btw btw
>blow gays kek
Anonymous United States No.151814386 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.151814396 [Report]
>>151812664 (OP)
rude
Anonymous Canada No.151814402 [Report] >>151814417
>>151814325
Good one faggot. You'll see. Wait a year.
Anonymous United States No.151814417 [Report]
>>151814402
Next year when the blow gays go back to struggling to get to 80 wins?
Anonymous United States No.151814430 [Report] >>151814473
>37
>business administration degree that I never used in 2019
>can only get factory jobs

How to get a job?
Anonymous United States No.151814461 [Report]
dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151814473 [Report]
>>151814430
learn to prompt.
Anonymous United States No.151814481 [Report]
>>151814211
hitting 3 homers after the 8th inning of a game 7 is the exact opposite of sucking at hitting
Anonymous United States No.151814493 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151814565 [Report]
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
Anonymous Australia No.151814583 [Report] >>151814588 >>151814599
Do you think gura watched the dodgers while she was in sweden?

https://rentry.org/gawraudio
Anonymous United States No.151814588 [Report]
>>151814583
I fucked her
Anonymous Canada No.151814589 [Report] >>151814632
Shane Bieber has decided to opt-in to his player option for the 2026 season for the Jays. Dodger fans all over the barrio now on suicide watch.
Anonymous Canada No.151814599 [Report] >>151814613
>>151814583
this is nuts
Anonymous United States No.151814613 [Report] >>151814615
>>151814599
>jannied before he could samefag his own post
Anonymous United States No.151814615 [Report]
>>151814613
kek zutt 'em!
Anonymous United States No.151814632 [Report] >>151814682
>>151814589
Anonymous Germany No.151814640 [Report] >>151814678
really makes you think
https://rentry.org/gawraudio
Anonymous United States No.151814643 [Report]
Having trouble dodging /vt/ jannies zutt??
Anonymous United States No.151814653 [Report] >>151814706
Does Ohtani get to 10 MVPs in his career? He's about to be awarded his 4th. He is 31 years old now and plans to play until he is 40.
Anonymous Germany No.151814661 [Report]
KEK cucked by a swede for YEARS
Anonymous United States No.151814678 [Report] >>151814703
>>151814640
Yea I fucked her tho
Anonymous Canada No.151814682 [Report]
>>151814632
Anonymous Germany No.151814703 [Report]
>>151814678
based sven
Anonymous United States No.151814706 [Report] >>151814723
>>151814653

No. He'll slow down when he's 35 and won't be the same hitter.
Anonymous United States No.151814712 [Report] >>151814751
Anonymous United States No.151814723 [Report] >>151814740 >>151814753
>>151814706
Based on what? Nothing in his career suggests that he will slow down as a hitter in just 4 years.
Anonymous United States No.151814740 [Report] >>151814745 >>151814771
>>151814723

Age. Nobody stays elite forever.
Anonymous United States No.151814745 [Report]
>>151814740
he gets stem cells doe
Anonymous United States No.151814751 [Report]
>>151814712
next he'll be saying that his trainer tricked him into gambling and taking peds
Anonymous United States No.151814753 [Report]
>>151814723
He’s jap he will look like this by 2028
Anonymous United States No.151814754 [Report]
>Tim Hill hanging out with Joe Musgrove at the SDSU game
He's coming home
Anonymous Germany No.151814760 [Report]
>they thought a janny deleted it but i did
Anonymous United States No.151814762 [Report]
>>151813916
Canadian Baserunning
Anonymous Canada No.151814771 [Report]
>>151814740
Tom Brady and Alex Ovechkin disagree
Anonymous United States No.151814783 [Report] >>151814788
My Dodgers :)
Anonymous United States No.151814788 [Report]
>>151814783
based
Anonymous United States No.151814796 [Report]
>>151814032
>crowd reactions
kek, i've watched the moment of impact 2742374 times and it's enjoyable every time. a girl does a big onions point, the colonel looks like he witnessed hanging, the worst peope on earth act exactly how you'd expet
Anonymous United States No.151814811 [Report] >>151814831 >>151814835 >>151814900
your mvps
Anonymous United States No.151814831 [Report]
>>151814811
>-50000 odds for ohtani
holy shit lol just give it to him already
Anonymous United States No.151814835 [Report]
>>151814811
al is a tough one. judge deserves another. straight up. but cal's season is one you kind of want history to remember.
Anonymous United States No.151814840 [Report] >>151814865
Who are the ball knowers you know?
Anonymous United States No.151814865 [Report] >>151814910
>>151814840
me and a handful of peeps here
Anonymous United States No.151814871 [Report] >>151814877 >>151814968
when is ohtani up?
Anonymous United States No.151814877 [Report] >>151814968
>>151814871
Wednesday, March 25 2026
Anonymous United States No.151814888 [Report] >>151814894 >>151814978 >>151815048
Welcome to the Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.151814893 [Report] >>151814909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7GSAhAWkSo
Anonymous United States No.151814894 [Report]
>>151814888
he sucked this year
Anonymous United States No.151814900 [Report] >>151814906
>>151814811
DHs should not be eligible for mvp in the national league
schwarber only played 8 games in left, he's a dh; ohtani should only be judged by his hitting, pitchers should not be eligible for mvp, he's a dh
therefore, juan soto is the only player who should win mvp, but ohtani getting more mvps than bonds is what's most important to manfred so they'll give him another
Anonymous United States No.151814906 [Report] >>151816751
>>151814900
you sound like a disgruntled mets fan
Anonymous United States No.151814909 [Report]
>>151814893
>Hideo Nomo hurls a no-hitter against the Rockies in 1996
>shows one pitch
wtg MLB
Anonymous United States No.151814910 [Report] >>151814918
>>151814865
Such as? ABG?
Anonymous United States No.151814918 [Report] >>151814943
>>151814910
he hardly even posts here and doesn't seem to care about much beyond Koshien
Anonymous United States No.151814943 [Report] >>151814977
>>151814918
I do think of ABG as a ball knower, a student of the game one may say.
Anonymous Mexico No.151814968 [Report]
>>151814871
>>151814877
Thursday, March 6 2026
Anonymous United States No.151814977 [Report]
>>151814943
he does, but his interests are pretty narrowly focused to very specific things for my taste, not that there is anything wrong with that, but I am almost exclusively only interested in what's happening in MLB.
Anonymous Mexico No.151814978 [Report] >>151814985 >>151815031 >>151815049
>>151814888
the Dodgers are the last team that would want him
Anonymous United States No.151814985 [Report] >>151815127
>>151814978
He’s Japanese so I want him. GET HIM FOR ME NOW ANDREW!!!
Anonymous United States No.151815005 [Report]
Are the Rockies salvageable?
Anonymous United States No.151815031 [Report]
>>151814978
if arte wasn't one of the teams orchestrating the lockout, he'd definitely try to sign shota for 5 years (and ignore this chart completely)
Anonymous United States No.151815044 [Report]
send luis arraez to the rockies and let him be one of the few to get a .400 BA season
Anonymous United States No.151815048 [Report]
>>151814888
he’s overrated because he’s japanese and doesn’t act like an autistic robot, so everyone wants to like him.
Anonymous United States No.151815049 [Report] >>151815065
>>151814978
it's weird, i remember dodger stadium being a pitchers park forever. did it shift to a hitters park as they added more and more field level seats?
Anonymous Taiwan No.151815050 [Report] >>151815071 >>151815172
Is Roki a virgin?
Anonymous United States No.151815052 [Report] >>151815073
How you rate the freddie freeman and matt olson swap that the braves did?
Anonymous United States No.151815065 [Report]
>>151815049
GLOBAL WARMING
Anonymous United States No.151815071 [Report]
>>151815050
100%
Anonymous United States No.151815073 [Report] >>151815103
>>151815052
*that the Dodgers did
It will be good for the Braves in the long run anyway. Olson has better defense and is a great at bat, and a great teammate. Olson isn't why the Braves haven't been back yet. The Dodgers window will close, age is coming fast. But I'm sure they've enjoyed this tampering bullshit
Anonymous United States No.151815102 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151815103 [Report]
>>151815073

Freddie Freeman dodger's contract is only for two years left. I'm sure the Dodger's don't care about his age after two WS titles.
Anonymous United States No.151815127 [Report]
>>151814985
He's a darker japanese so idk if the Dodgers should trust him.
Anonymous United States No.151815156 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj5T79BJGFU

I'll just leave this here.
Anonymous United States No.151815172 [Report]
>>151815050
he's married. the team had no idea he had a gf
Anonymous United States No.151815184 [Report]
DODGERS LOVE SHOTA
Anonymous United States No.151815189 [Report] >>151815195 >>151815196
roki does not have the temperament to be an elite pitcher. i'd say the dodgers should trade him, but they have him on such a cheap deal they may as well destroy the kid's arm and chase the threepeat
Anonymous United States No.151815195 [Report]
>>151815189

I think he did well as a reliever. Should let him get used to being a reliever for the 2026 season.
Anonymous United States No.151815196 [Report]
>>151815189
I don't the kid likes the lights anyway. Think he'd be better off with the Mariners.
Anonymous United States No.151815198 [Report]
Cubdgers are the only mlb sanctioned and /official/ broship
Anonymous United States No.151815200 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151815203 [Report]
kirk is such a disgusting fat fuck. all those fatties on toronto made me be embarrassed to be a baseball fan. like the have to be eating pizza and beer nightly to stay that fat as an athlete
Anonymous United States No.151815210 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151815230 [Report]
Doyers
Anonymous United States No.151815240 [Report] >>151815249 >>151815267
Muncy, Kike, and Rojas are free agents. Should dodgers let Muncy and Rojas go and just sign Kike for a utility player?
Anonymous United States No.151815249 [Report]
>>151815240
>kike
Yes obviously
>muncy
Unless they get murikami
Anonymous United States No.151815267 [Report] >>151815276 >>151815290
>>151815240
muncy isn't a free agent i don't think?
dodgers should keep all 3. rojas just ones one more year and he's earned it. kike is a hot mess but he's versatile and a gamer who shows up in the postseason. and muncy carried the team for stretches.i don't think they should be trying to get too cute in the offseason. they have the horses to run it back. maybe add a pitcher or two and see if any of the kids make the leap like pages did last year
Anonymous United States No.151815274 [Report]
https://youtu.be/vLXBP8WVJnE?si=xJBgHJqG8FKiGm72

it's up
Anonymous United States No.151815276 [Report]
>>151815267
I think they're bringing them all back. Munce has a team option for 10m which is a no brainer.
Anonymous United States No.151815290 [Report] >>151815342
>>151815267
>kike is a hot mess but he's versatile and a gamer who shows up in the postseason
They should have him on the team as a mascot until late fall.
Anonymous United States No.151815306 [Report]
https://youtu.be/NSV5MIKzzI0
Anonymous United States No.151815342 [Report]
>>151815290
he probably would have been an improvement over conforto if he got a full season, but there was some sunk cost shit going on and conforto had to be played no matter what.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151815386 [Report] >>151815411
I wonder how the I BET ON US, YOU? guy is feeling now
Anonymous United States No.151815394 [Report]
>hot stove season
>it's actually freezing cold
Anonymous United States No.151815411 [Report] >>151815477
>>151815386
this is part of the reason I love posting here. I wanted so desperately for that douche to not get what he was hoping for and feel vindicated knowing other people are also wondering about him.
Anonymous United States No.151815477 [Report]
>>151815411
he got gaped twice wearing meme shirts with the buttplug one in game one of the ALCS too
Anonymous United States No.151815890 [Report] >>151815905 >>151816122 >>151816138
gm
Anonymous United States No.151815905 [Report]
>>151815890
gn
Anonymous United States No.151815972 [Report]
Fuck canada
Anonymous United States No.151815985 [Report]
Dookie Betts
Anonymous United States No.151816022 [Report] >>151816122 >>151816129 >>151816425
Morning all.
Anonymous United States No.151816122 [Report]
>>151816022
>>151815890
gm
Anonymous United States No.151816129 [Report] >>151816353
>>151816022
gm immaculate grid bro. have you used jerry coleman on any of your answers yet?
Anonymous United States No.151816138 [Report] >>151816184 >>151816307
>>151815890
gm, i've been playing eu5 all night and minding the stove
Anonymous United States No.151816157 [Report]
gm
Anonymous United States No.151816184 [Report] >>151816337
>>151816138
what do you think of it so far? Any fun? What campaign did you start with?
Anonymous Canada No.151816201 [Report] >>151816205 >>151818608
Anonymous United States No.151816205 [Report] >>151816214 >>151816521
>>151816201
>and he's in toronto or 13 more years
Sorry to hear that
Anonymous Canada No.151816214 [Report]
>>151816205
that's what passion looks like
you wouldn't get it
Anonymous Canada No.151816307 [Report] >>151816330
>>151816138
what is eu5?
Anonymous United States No.151816330 [Report] >>151816342
>>151816307
Europa Universalis V (video game)
Anonymous United States No.151816337 [Report] >>151816348
>>151816184
it's a lot to take in, like the first time you look at baseball stats and it's all just a mess of numbers, but a few hours and it starts to make sense
portugal
Anonymous Netherlands No.151816341 [Report]
*record scratch*
Anonymous Canada No.151816342 [Report] >>151816345
>>151816330
what kind of game is it?
Anonymous United States No.151816345 [Report]
>>151816342
Map paintan
Anonymous United States No.151816348 [Report] >>151816578
>>151816337
hell yeah, I got 5k hours in paradox titles I just wanted to hear someone who isn't getting sponsored by paradox to tell me they dig it.
Anonymous United States No.151816353 [Report]
>>151816129
No. Since he only played for the Yankees, there isn't much opportunity to use him unless the category is "Yankees and 2b".
Anonymous Canada No.151816357 [Report] >>151816483 >>151816578
>Yesavage
>Gausman
>TBD
>Bieber
Bretty gud
Anonymous United States No.151816425 [Report] >>151816445
>>151816022
gm
Anonymous United States No.151816445 [Report]
>>151816425
Gay Recker on the board lad
Anonymous Panama No.151816483 [Report] >>151816509 >>151816578 >>151816805
>>151816357
Honestly shocked Bieber opted in, gives me hope that Bo and Bassitt might re-sign soon. Berríos should be healthy again too
Anonymous Canada No.151816509 [Report] >>151816578
>>151816483
Oh yeah Berrios, maybe they can make a run for Tatsuya Imai
Anonymous Canada No.151816521 [Report]
>>151816205
>he wants a soulless robotic hitting machine in his roster
vladdy endeared himself to the city and the city accepted him with open arms
Anonymous Canada No.151816549 [Report] >>151816573 >>151818622
Any updates on Alex Vesia's dead baby?
Anonymous United States No.151816573 [Report]
>>151816549
Delicious
Anonymous United States No.151816578 [Report] >>151816744
>>151816357
>>151816483
>>151816509
I'd be more shocked if he opted out, jays were one game away from winning, why break up a good thing?
>>151816348
based, well yeah, this is another 5k hour game UNLIKE shitty vicky3 (this feels way more like vicky2, thanks johan)
Anonymous United States No.151816610 [Report]
gm
Anonymous United States No.151816618 [Report]
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.151816744 [Report]
>>151816578
I'll have to pick it up after work today. Seems like a nice mix of both tall and wide gameplay loops.
Anonymous United States No.151816751 [Report]
>>151814906
>you sound like a disgruntled mets fan
Are there any other kind? They're losers until the day they die.
Anonymous United States No.151816757 [Report] >>151816849
stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice
Anonymous United States No.151816788 [Report] >>151816849
Have a seethe about my Mets.
Have two.
Anonymous Canada No.151816805 [Report]
>>151816483
>Bassit
They should sign a left-handed pitcher, like Ranger Suarez etc.
Anonymous United States No.151816821 [Report] >>151816833
uhhh bros... why haven't the dodgers exercised Muncy's club option yet? They have until tomorrow.
Anonymous Canada No.151816833 [Report] >>151816858
>>151816821
are they trying to get Murakami?
Anonymous United States No.151816849 [Report] >>151816910
>>151816757
>>151816788
I really do not like the mest.
Anonymous United States No.151816858 [Report] >>151816877 >>151816879 >>151816880
>>151816833
Murakami brings too many unknowns to the table. He's also a future DH/1B and is going to be 16x as expensive as muncy.
Anonymous Canada No.151816877 [Report]
>>151816858
tick tock dodgers...
Anonymous United States No.151816879 [Report] >>151816886
>>151816858
I get physically angry watching Myrakami hit. This man just always chases. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.5 feet outside" as he hacks at ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious whiff on the 3rd pitch. He's suffocating. He's Murakami.
Anonymous United States No.151816880 [Report]
>>151816858
Yeah but asian
Anonymous United States No.151816886 [Report] >>151816897
>>151816879
KEK. Saving this for whoever he ends up with. Realistically, I see him going to the Yanks but we'll have to see.
Anonymous United States No.151816897 [Report]
>>151816886
We just have to wait and see
Anonymous United States No.151816910 [Report] >>151817586
>>151816849
Lie to me
Like you used to
Tell me everything is how it should be
Anonymous United States No.151816925 [Report]
>Murakami
Anonymous United States No.151817029 [Report] >>151817062 >>151817120
Fuck canada
Anonymous United States No.151817050 [Report] >>151817109 >>151817615
poodre fans: “I’m not watching the World Series”

also poodre fans:
Anonymous Canada No.151817062 [Report] >>151817110 >>151817237
>>151817029
(you) wouldn't say that to my face, buddy boy
Anonymous United States No.151817109 [Report]
>>151817050
i too saw the r/baseball post listing the top ws viewership markets
Anonymous United States No.151817110 [Report] >>151817153
>>151817062
If (you) try to hit your enemies they win
Anonymous United States No.151817120 [Report] >>151817237
>>151817029
Obsessed
Anonymous United States No.151817153 [Report]
>>151817110
What about your friends, what about your friends,
Do they make you happy?
Anonymous United States No.151817190 [Report]
I almost feel bad for poodrepacos, it won’t be as fun to watch them lose if they’re actually a bad team
Anonymous United States No.151817215 [Report]
SHOHEI BIG! kawa small
SHOHEI BIG! kawa small
SHOHEI BIG! kawa small
SHOHEI BIG! kawa small
SHOHEI BIG! kawa small
SHOHEI BIG! kawa small
SHOHEI BIG! kawa small
Anonymous United States No.151817234 [Report] >>151817239
obsess about this bussy
Anonymous United States No.151817237 [Report] >>151817246
>>151817062
>>151817120
Fuck canada
Anonymous United States No.151817239 [Report] >>151817251
>>151817234
spread-em
Anonymous Canada No.151817246 [Report]
>>151817237
fuck ya mudda
Anonymous United States No.151817251 [Report] >>151817282
>>151817239
Anonymous Canada No.151817282 [Report]
>>151817251
recker cameo?
Anonymous United States No.151817343 [Report] >>151817412
why is basedball the best form of exercise?
Anonymous United States No.151817412 [Report] >>151817474 >>151817596
>>151817343
what do you think her soiled underwear smell like after a sesh at the 'ages?
Anonymous United States No.151817474 [Report]
>>151817412
A bag of sand
Anonymous United States No.151817565 [Report] >>151817755 >>151817848 >>151817868 >>151817880 >>151821039
This is the only baseball podcast you should be listening to, these girls know their stuff and are funny too!
Anonymous United States No.151817586 [Report]
>>151816910
You assholes made a promise. I better see you this year.
Anonymous United States No.151817596 [Report]
>>151817412
like pretty little lies
Anonymous United States No.151817615 [Report]
>>151817050
KEK
Anonymous Canada No.151817707 [Report]
>tune in to Hot Stove
>Alek Manoah is mentioned
They are at it again.
Anonymous United States No.151817723 [Report]
Recker MINDFUCKED manoah
Anonymous United States No.151817755 [Report]
>>151817565

I need them to do Dodger stuff full-time
Anonymous United States No.151817848 [Report]
>>151817565
I don’t listen to any baseball podcasts thou
Anonymous United States No.151817868 [Report]
>>151817565
I don’t listen to any podcasts thou
Anonymous United States No.151817880 [Report]
>>151817565
I don’t listen thou
Anonymous United States No.151817997 [Report] >>151818006 >>151818026 >>151819010
So Varsho hadn’t hit a line drive to the left side of the infield all season in 2025. Why were they holding IKF so close to the third base bag? Are they stupid?
Anonymous Canada No.151818006 [Report]
>>151817997
>are they stupid
Yes and Im pissed
Anonymous Canada No.151818026 [Report]
>>151817997
manfred made the call
Anonymous United States No.151818029 [Report] >>151818185
>mariners rumored to be in the market for skubal
Naaaaaaaaaaniii!?!?!?!?
Anonymous United States No.151818185 [Report] >>151818211 >>151818318
>>151818029
I love when players fuck with the opposing team's mascot
Anonymous United States No.151818211 [Report]
>>151818185
Is he okay?
Anonymous United States No.151818226 [Report]
Seibu Lions relented and are posting Imai. Yankees, Cubs, and Mariners are expected to make offers.
https://nishispo.nishinippon.co.jp/article/959223
Anonymous United States No.151818233 [Report] >>151818245 >>151818277
Game Seven of the World Series averaged 51.0 million viewers in the U.S., Canada, and Japan, making it the most-watched MLB game in 34 years.
Anonymous United States No.151818245 [Report]
>>151818233
Too bad the lockout isn't until next year.
Anonymous Canada No.151818277 [Report]
>>151818233
you're welcome
Anonymous United States No.151818278 [Report]
rockies
Anonymous United States No.151818303 [Report]
>mfw free agent polo
Anonymous United States No.151818318 [Report]
>>151818185
Anonymous United States No.151818338 [Report]
I already miss baseball
Anonymous United States No.151818368 [Report] >>151819188
Just a reminder that Cole still didn't cover first
Anonymous United States No.151818575 [Report] >>151818638 >>151818757 >>151818771 >>151819057
Why are Blue Jays fans so violent?
Anonymous United States No.151818582 [Report] >>151818630 >>151818704
/mlb/ really is a Canes genny
Anonymous United States No.151818608 [Report] >>151818836 >>151818863
>>151816201
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous United States No.151818622 [Report]
>>151816549
still dead
Anonymous United States No.151818630 [Report] >>151818643
>>151818582
>slaw and one slice of bread
this is ai no one orders the slaw
Anonymous United States No.151818638 [Report]
>>151818575
zero class
Anonymous United States No.151818643 [Report] >>151818704
>>151818630
Canes genny
Canes board
Canes site
Dodger nation
Anonymous United States No.151818647 [Report]
I like slaw
Anonymous United States No.151818654 [Report] >>151818687 >>151818704
but this is a popeyes/in-n-out genny
Anonymous United States No.151818687 [Report] >>151818696
>>151818654
Spiritually Canadian post
Shameful display
Anonymous United States No.151818696 [Report]
>>151818687
>in-n-out
>Canadian
Anonymous United States No.151818704 [Report] >>151818717
>>151818582
>>151818643
>>151818654
Indeed /mlb/ is a Cane’s general.
Anonymous United States No.151818712 [Report] >>151818876
Canes'
Anonymous United States No.151818717 [Report] >>151819068
>>151818704
Many are saying this
Anonymous United States No.151818749 [Report]
/mlb/ loves Dick's!
Anonymous United States No.151818753 [Report] >>151818799
>Vrod is actually leaving to Astro organization

This is way better than winning a world series. Greatest news to wake up today. Goodbye, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
Anonymous United States No.151818757 [Report]
>>151818575
I watched that video. I was hoping they would both get their asses kicked, not that anyone they were trolling was sympathetic either.
Anonymous Canada No.151818771 [Report]
>>151818575
>trolling opponent fans at home in the nosebleeds
Do that at most stadiums and you'll get the same reaction. Guy got what he wanted.
Anonymous United States No.151818799 [Report]
>>151818753
Yeah, Chadres winning it all next year. Same thing happened to the Red Sox when he left
Anonymous United States No.151818836 [Report] >>151818863
>>151818608
BLOW GAYS LOSE
Anonymous Canada No.151818863 [Report] >>151818870 >>151818891 >>151819077
>>151818608
>>151818836
>rent free
Anonymous United States No.151818870 [Report] >>151818888
>>151818863
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOW GAYS LOOOOOOOOOOSE
Anonymous United States No.151818876 [Report]
>>151818712
What do they possess?
Anonymous United States No.151818883 [Report]
popeyes genny
Anonymous Canada No.151818888 [Report] >>151818904 >>151818908
>>151818870
Obsessed. It's amazing how buck broken you guys are. More humiliation to follow next season.
Anonymous United States No.151818891 [Report] >>151818907
>>151818863
How you gonna let a fat balding fuck who wears buttplug t-shirts represent your country?
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous United States No.151818904 [Report]
>>151818888
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous Canada No.151818907 [Report] >>151818936
>>151818891
You talking about Springer? He doesnt solely represent us but he's a good player to have.
Anonymous United States No.151818908 [Report]
>>151818888
checked
heads up boys, new cope dropped
Anonymous United States No.151818917 [Report] >>151819046 >>151819503
Cane's is simply better
Anonymous United States No.151818935 [Report]
those doggie doos
Anonymous United States No.151818936 [Report]
>>151818907
Fuck that cheating fuck too.
Anonymous United States No.151818949 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151818959 [Report]
>slaw
Anonymous United States No.151818971 [Report]
Fuck canada
Anonymous United States No.151818987 [Report] >>151819007
popeyes is objectively better than cane's
Anonymous United States No.151819007 [Report]
>>151818987
I cooked a turkey this morning. It's better than both of those shitholes.
Anonymous United States No.151819010 [Report] >>151819037
>>151817997
baseball was better when no one had any of this information and didn't use it to second guess every decision a manager makes
Anonymous United States No.151819037 [Report] >>151819092
>>151819010
You think managers need a spray chart to know where their hitters are putting the ball most of the time? Schneider and the third base coach should have known the odds him hitting a hard line drive to short or third were basically zero. It’s their job to know that and plan accordingly.
Anonymous !reLYGoRays United States No.151819046 [Report]
>>151818917
huey magoo's
Anonymous United States No.151819057 [Report]
>>151818575
you are the reason retards can make a living antagonizing humans. you are complicit in the downfall of society and mankind
Anonymous United States No.151819068 [Report] >>151819082
>>151818717
no one in my country knows who this is
Anonymous United States No.151819077 [Report]
>>151818863
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous United States No.151819082 [Report] >>151819098 >>151819099
>>151819068
You can call her Raising Cane's on account of how I finna eat her box.
Anonymous United States No.151819092 [Report] >>151819217
>>151819037
i like my managers to like a guy in that spot
i like my managers to have a gut feeling and go with it
fuck DATA
fuck NERDS!
jocks and real men ONLY
Anonymous United States No.151819098 [Report] >>151819122
>>151819082
what does she do?
Anonymous United States No.151819099 [Report]
>>151819082
someone post the nude edit of this
Anonymous United States No.151819122 [Report]
>>151819098
Model, Gymnast, and tiktok whore
Anonymous United States No.151819159 [Report] >>151819217 >>151819462
STOVIE ALERT
I REPEAT
STOVIE ALERT
Anonymous United States No.151819188 [Report]
>>151818368
Why is Cole such a playoff choker?
Anonymous United States No.151819217 [Report] >>151819332
>>151819092
I get that you’re memeing here but his gut should have told him a guy who’s never lined out to the left side of the infield was probably going to hit the ball to the right side of the infield, or to the outfield, and not be a pussy because of how they lost game six.
>>151819159
The era of the cox dumper battery has begun
Anonymous United States No.151819247 [Report] >>151819271 >>151819283 >>151819292
mets will be facing off against team israel during their spring training
https://www.mlb.com/mets/schedule/2026-03
who will you be rooting for?
Anonymous United States No.151819271 [Report]
>>151819247
david stearns' beeper
Anonymous United States No.151819283 [Report]
>>151819247
Kuromin obv
Anonymous United States No.151819292 [Report]
>>151819247
I didn't know you were allowed to face yourself!
Anonymous United States No.151819309 [Report] >>151819372
My Padres are gonna bootyblast those brits
https://www.mlb.com/padres/schedule/2026-03
Anonymous United States No.151819332 [Report]
>>151819217
On the game ending catch Keekay made in game 6 he went with his gut and moved in about 7 feet from the spot where the data told him he should be positioned. At the end of the day, I'm sure many other experienced players will make those kinds of decisions on their own.
Anonymous United States No.151819372 [Report]
>>151819309
they are bongs. you are clearly treating them with too much deference.
Anonymous United States No.151819400 [Report] >>151819600
The 'mook just changed the game again
Anonymous United States No.151819462 [Report]
>>151819159
Thank you, young Stoveminder.
Anonymous United States No.151819466 [Report]
he Royals re-signed Salvador Perez through 2027. Was expecting him to announce his retirement.
Anonymous Panama No.151819503 [Report] >>151820579
why haven’t the Yankees fired either cashman or boone
It’s almost 2026
>>151818917
Good choice but mostly because of the bread
Chicken is alright
Anonymous United States No.151819574 [Report]
american cheese
Anonymous United States No.151819600 [Report]
>>151819400
>butternaise
Anonymous United States No.151819601 [Report]
twilight zone episode The Mighty Casey is on pluto tv right now, it features the LA version of Wrigley Field
Anonymous United States No.151819639 [Report]
If you got Amazon Prime there is a really good documentary on there right now called Tokyo Giant: The Legend of Victor Starffin. It tells the story of a Russian kid who fled the revolution with his family to Japan, and then ended up becoming one of the biggest names in the NPB for his era.
Anonymous United States No.151819675 [Report]
>wake up
>eat block of pepper jack
>go to local batting cage
>bunt once
>shout "BASEBALL!!!" at the top of my lungs
>sleep
Anonymous Brazil No.151819681 [Report] >>151819688 >>151819703 >>151819771 >>151819849 >>151820177 >>151820193 >>151820370 >>151820550
Are the Padres the shittiest team to be a fan right now?
Anonymous United States No.151819682 [Report]
If you got Disney+ there is a really good documentary on there right now called The Sandlot. It tells the story of a Mexican kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez who became a neighborhood legend and gets the main character out of the biggest pickle he'd ever be in.
Anonymous United States No.151819688 [Report]
>>151819681
Nah, still the blow gays.
Anonymous Canada No.151819691 [Report]
KINER FALEFA YOU FUCK. Can we please just release him
Anonymous United States No.151819692 [Report] >>151819736
which teams are leading the push for a lockout/salary cap in '27? looking at rosters and contracts should be able to tell us, right?
Anonymous United States No.151819703 [Report] >>151819731
>>151819681
The Padres colors are literally poop and piss kek
Anonymous United States No.151819708 [Report]
listening to Rosenthal and Kurkjian reminisce about their early days covering the Orioles. Sharp cheddar clears.
Anonymous United States No.151819731 [Report]
>>151819703
kek they really do be like that
Anonymous United States No.151819736 [Report] >>151819855 >>151819924
>>151819692
>the push for a lockout/salary cap
ok so how is this actually going to end? The players are strongly against a cap but the owners are strongly for it. Eventually there HAS to be an agreement so baseball can start right?
Anonymous United States No.151819771 [Report]
>>151819681
they literally got the best news possible today(Victor Rodriguez is no longer their hitting coach and is getting sent to the Astros)
Anonymous United States No.151819787 [Report] >>151819812 >>151819906 >>151819965
Getting rid of a hitting coach is like winning the world series for poodrepacos
Anonymous United States No.151819812 [Report]
>>151819787
kek
Anonymous United States No.151819849 [Report]
>>151819681
what kind of joke is this? there are probably 20 worse teams to be a fan of
Anonymous United States No.151819855 [Report]
>>151819736
some owners are more strongly for it than others
Anonymous United States No.151819902 [Report] >>151820177
Bleacher Report is claiming the Yankees are trading Spencer Jones for the San Diego Padres' Jeremiah Estrada
Anonymous United States No.151819906 [Report]
>>151819787
unironically yeah. When the Red Sox fired Victor Rodriguez, they won the world series the following year and the Guardians got to the ALCS the year after they fired him too
Anonymous United States No.151819924 [Report]
>>151819736
>ok so how is this actually going to end?
we miss an entire season
eventually a deal is struck
no salary cap, just a bigger tax on the big spenders
some sort of salary floor
everyone stops caring about baseball
everyone promises they're done with baseball forever
'28 olympics is full of mlb stars and people come back to baseball again
Anonymous Canada No.151819943 [Report] >>151819978 >>151820204 >>151820217
i appreciated this
Anonymous United States No.151819950 [Report]
why don't the dodgers fire their hitting coach?
Anonymous United States No.151819955 [Report]
>kirby yates got a tattoo of kirby holding WS trophy on his ass
look it up
Anonymous United States No.151819965 [Report] >>151820132
>>151819787
lol
Anonymous United States No.151819978 [Report]
>>151819943
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous Canada No.151819990 [Report]
vladdy is winning the series in toronto. it's just a matter of time desu
Anonymous United States No.151819993 [Report] >>151820027 >>151820046 >>151820080 >>151820096
>All the WBC teams have exhibition matches with MLB teams
>The Rockies have to face Team USA
just a humiliation ritual for this team at this point...
Anonymous United States No.151820008 [Report] >>151820045
why does vladdy, a canadian, speak english like he's only been in the country 6 months?
Anonymous Canada No.151820027 [Report] >>151820036
>>151819993
>israel
>marlins/mests
Anonymous United States No.151820036 [Report]
>>151820027
they also have Mexico vs Dodgers lol
Anonymous Canada No.151820045 [Report]
>>151820008
he's a true quebecer
Anonymous United States No.151820046 [Report]
>>151819993

>Mexico @ Dodgers

... ICE could do the funniest thing
Anonymous United States No.151820048 [Report] >>151820215
>mexico
>dodgers/sneks
no padres?
Anonymous Mexico No.151820080 [Report]
>>151819993
kino is back on the menu
Anonymous Brazil No.151820096 [Report]
>>151819993
Green and gold vs green and gold, kino but it should be in the oakland coliseum
Anonymous United States No.151820132 [Report]
>>151819965
so true!
Anonymous United States No.151820151 [Report] >>151820169
GET THIS JEW STEARNS OUT OF MY FRONT OFFICE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
Anonymous United States No.151820169 [Report]
>>151820151
Antoan and Pete are no Juan Soto
Anonymous United States No.151820177 [Report]
>>151819902
I love me Estrada but boy man, he let dem doggies doo just trample him. Idk why he doesn't trust his chitter more. >>151819681
Organization just seems to be in a muddy mess rn, but getting rid of Tim lieper and Vrod is a right path of changing. I'll see it to believe it if they hire Pujols and Yadier if they really care about Siedler death will.
Anonymous United States No.151820179 [Report] >>151820222
KEK THIS NIGGA SEETHING HARD AS FUCK
https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1986162453244264764

>"That would piss me off if I'm a Blue Jay fan. JOE DAVIS SHAKING FREAKING OHTANI'S HAND! HE'S THE ANNOUNCER FOR THE WORLD SERIES... OBVIOUSLY HE'S ROOTING HIS ASS OFF FOR THE DODGERS!" -Chris Mad Dog Russo on Joe Davis hosting the Dodgers parade
Anonymous United States No.151820193 [Report]
>>151819681
Anonymous United States No.151820204 [Report] >>151820558
>>151819943
His way of preparing the fans for a scaling back of payroll and expenses. His way of saying, "Welp, at least we tried".
Anonymous United States No.151820215 [Report] >>151821052
>>151820048
Padres are a white fanbase
Anonymous United States No.151820217 [Report]
>>151819943
Not reading all of that
Anonymous United States No.151820222 [Report]
>>151820179
but not as bad as Blue Jay fans SHOULD BE
Anonymous United States No.151820239 [Report]
Padres are a white fanbase
Anonymous United States No.151820331 [Report] >>151820342
I used to be a Yankeys fan during the Jeter's era. Once he retired I very much stopped following the game on regular basis. I started following the game last year thanks to the Dodgers and Othani.
Anonymous United States No.151820336 [Report]
Padres are a white fanbase
Anonymous United States No.151820342 [Report]
>>151820331
BASED
Anonymous United States No.151820370 [Report] >>151820443 >>151820579 >>151820853 >>151820886
>>151819681
I'd rank the Yankees as one of the shittiest teams to be a fan of right now. The owner is content with Cashman. Cashman is content with Boone. Boone is literally a member of the Cashman analytics dept.

In other words, they are going to run it all back, maybe change a name here and there but the process and philosophy for roster construction will remain the same as it has for the last fifteen years.

Only now, Yankees fans get to watch this failed group of old Yankees grow older and go into decline right before their eyes. And as always, Cashman will be too slow to react, so he will overpay to bring in an underachieving old mercenary to help things out.

The end result will be, as with the last fifteen seasons, a Yankees team that bullies bad pitching in the regular season to stack enough wins to get to the post season where they face good pitching and get shut down and eliminated quite easily.
Anonymous United States No.151820443 [Report] >>151820489 >>151820524
>>151820370
I would let cashman fuck my girlfriend if he would agree to retire immediately
Anonymous United States No.151820489 [Report]
>>151820443
wowza
Anonymous United States No.151820524 [Report]
>>151820443
Anonymous United States No.151820538 [Report] >>151820567 >>151820816
Anyone else feel physically revolted when you see someone wearing an LA hat?
Anonymous United States No.151820550 [Report] >>151820594
>>151819681
No? It's not even true in their own division, it's infinitely worse being a Rockies fan.
Anonymous Canada No.151820558 [Report]
>>151820204
im a jays fan. im so happy that's the only toronto sports team i follow.
Anonymous United States No.151820567 [Report]
>>151820538
more liek
Anonymous United States No.151820579 [Report]
>>151819503
Boone has one more year left on his contract, but I'm sure he has that job for life.
>>151820370
Cashman being a GM for as long as he has with his results is an anomaly in of itself. Others have been fired over less. Yankgers only made him and the stats nerds double down on their nonsense.
Anonymous United States No.151820594 [Report] >>151820627 >>151822189
>>151820550
The Rockies have fans?
Anonymous United States No.151820627 [Report] >>151820697 >>151820785
>>151820594
A long long time ago...
Anonymous United States No.151820695 [Report] >>151820743
I'm literally a girl tho
Anonymous United States No.151820697 [Report]
>>151820627
Based Rocktober. Hopefully the baseball gods throw them a bone again one day.
Anonymous United States No.151820743 [Report]
>>151820695
how big is your penis?
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>>151820627
I went from seething that the Dodgers sucked to jumping on that bandwagon
Anonymous Canada No.151820816 [Report]
>>151820538
yes but also to people wearing yankee's caps
Anonymous United States No.151820830 [Report] >>151820841 >>151820868
Is Murakami elite or shit?
Anonymous United States No.151820841 [Report]
>>151820830
he's elite shit
Anonymous United States No.151820853 [Report]
>>151820370
the thing is, that strategy works. look at how dogshit the dodgers hitting has been the last two world series. you just need to spend 130 million dollars on your starting pitching and you're golden
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>>151820830
Highly overrated but someone is going to overpay him because the Japs value him so much. He has been trending down in every metric since 2020.
Anonymous United States No.151820886 [Report]
>>151820370
i used to watch sports like the guy in the middle. now i watch sports like the bottom left guy (and turn off the game if i start getting angry)
Anonymous Australia No.151820915 [Report] >>151820963 >>151820971
all me by the way
Anonymous United States No.151820963 [Report]
>>151820915
seems like the dodgers ruined baseball
Anonymous United States No.151820971 [Report] >>151821002 >>151821040 >>151821085 >>151821118
>>151820915
People will insist it's because of the Dodgers, but in reality it was because it was the Blue Jays. The NL side of the postseason went down in viewership this year while the AL side was seeing historic highs. The reality really was people were watching because they were hoping a team that hadn't won in 30 years would win, not because they wanted to watch the Ohtani anime.
Anonymous United States No.151821002 [Report] >>151821032
>>151820971
this is cope. everyone in america wanted to watch the dodgers win.
Anonymous United States No.151821014 [Report] >>151821042 >>151821469 >>151821480
>Dodgers are going to pursue a high leverage bullpen arm
They'll sign Edwin Diaz or Robert Suarez and they'll post a 4.50-5ERA with 10 blown saves just like what happened when they got Tanner Scott and Kirby Yates
Anonymous United States No.151821028 [Report]
Metsbros… what’s next for us?
Anonymous United States No.151821032 [Report]
>>151821002
no, not even dodger fans were watching the dodgers with how empty dodger stadium was during the postseason
Anonymous United States No.151821039 [Report]
>>151817565
I want these white women to do exclusively Dodgers instead of minor highlight for the underperforming Mets
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>>151820971
Is that why the Rangers - Diamondbacks WS was the least watched WS of all time?
Anonymous United States No.151821042 [Report] >>151821048
>>151821014

mfw tanner scott, treinen, and kirby yates all have bounce back seasons
Anonymous United States No.151821048 [Report] >>151821183
>>151821042
Yates was on a one year deal, he'll have a bounce back year, but not on the Dodgers lol
Anonymous United States No.151821052 [Report]
>>151820215
lol lmao even
Anonymous United States No.151821064 [Report]
on sale friday

all designs here: https://www.complex.com/sports/a/tracewilliamcowen/takashi-murakami-dodgers-world-series-collection
Anonymous Australia No.151821085 [Report]
>>151820971
all the AL league playoffs were great
Anonymous United States No.151821087 [Report] >>151821104 >>151821124
Should the dodgers even get Murakami when they have Muncy? He’s a decent 3rd baseman and has hitting power
Anonymous United States No.151821102 [Report]
we all love max munchy
Anonymous United States No.151821104 [Report]
>>151821087
For signings like this, they aren't even really prioritizing who is best, they will sign him purely for marketing purposes and so other teams CAN'T have him. They signed Kim purely to try and lure the Korean market, they signed Conforto because they didn't want to run the risk that another team could make him good since he was trending towards a bounce back last year
Anonymous United States No.151821106 [Report]
MONKEY
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NEVER
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CRAMP
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>>151820971
Didn't have anything to do with the fact it was a great start time for Japan, totally
Anonymous Canada No.151821124 [Report]
>>151821087
murakami is getting blown away by 93mph fastballs in the npb lmao, muncy >>>>>>>>
Anonymous United States No.151821125 [Report] >>151821136 >>151821148 >>151821230
Ohtani in Taiwan
Anonymous United States No.151821136 [Report]
>>151821125
he fits right in, that's because Ohtani is actually Chinese
Anonymous United States No.151821138 [Report] >>151821164 >>151821294
>Cubs Not Expected To Pursue Top Free Agent Relievers
kek it just keeps happening
Anonymous United States No.151821148 [Report]
>>151821125
is that right now?
Anonymous United States No.151821153 [Report]
>no one posted it yet
https://youtu.be/KeVn2hh2GWU

Jomboy: Yoshinobu Yamamoto wins Dodgers World Series Game 7 over Blue Jays, a breakdown
Anonymous United States No.151821164 [Report] >>151821302
>>151821138
The top free agent relievers are going to ask for meme salaries, might as well go for decent ones you can lowball. The Tanner Scott deal inflated the reliever market to a ridiculous degree so now Robert Soreass and Edlose Diaz are going to ask for 16-20 Million AAV for 5 years.
Anonymous United States No.151821183 [Report] >>151821225
>>151821048
no one is going to throw money t him. he might just come back to LA on default.
Anonymous United States No.151821220 [Report]
its up
https://youtu.be/KeVn2hh2GWU?si=uKqigehckZY2lc2E
Anonymous United States No.151821225 [Report] >>151821264 >>151821275
>>151821183
Yates isn't even that bad, he's just old. With the right people behind him in a pitcher friendly park, he'll likely be decent. I mean he joined the Dodgers coming off of a 1.17 ERA year top 10 Cy Young voted year at 37. His performance this year wasn't some random sudden age regression, he just was not in the right environment and didn't fit with the Dodgers "throw your best stuff as hard as possible with no regards to your health, glass canons are better than less reliable but sturdy ones!" philosophy
Anonymous United States No.151821230 [Report] >>151821248 >>151821365
>>151821125
Why come the MLB doesn't have cheerleaders like Japan, Korea, or Taiwan. I want cute yellow girls to dance between innings.
Anonymous United States No.151821248 [Report] >>151821365
>>151821230
The Astros have cheerleaders, but they're American women, not cute asian idols
Anonymous United States No.151821264 [Report] >>151821310
>>151821225
he had a hamstring injury that his old ass couldn’t it had nothing to do with environment or ballpark lmfao do you even watch baseball in the regular season?
Anonymous United States No.151821275 [Report]
>>151821225
It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
Anonymous Canada No.151821277 [Report] >>151821343
Springer haters are the most pathetic sort of "people". Insufferable faggots every one of them.
Anonymous United States No.151821294 [Report] >>151821358
>>151821138
Ricketts more like FAGGetts
Anonymous United States No.151821302 [Report] >>151821354 >>151821430
>>151821164
It's the context of the cubs trading a reliever for cash and declining shota's option that makes this funny
Anonymous United States No.151821310 [Report]
>>151821264
even outside of injuries, he was struggling. and he only played 10 less games than he did on the rangers last year
Anonymous United States No.151821340 [Report] >>151821376
Kona Takahashi is going to be posted this offseason. This year with the Seibu Lions he posted a 3.04 ERA in 148IP with 88 strikeouts
Anonymous United States No.151821343 [Report]
>>151821277
>defending a literally malding cheater
Sasuga Can't Win Nada
Anonymous United States No.151821354 [Report]
>>151821302
Amazing that these cocksuckers decline Imanagas option. I understand he has always had issues with the HR ball but you now need to go out and get 2 starters.
Anonymous United States No.151821358 [Report]
>>151821294
FAGGets kek!
Anonymous United States No.151821365 [Report] >>151821428
>>151821230
cheerleaders are a football thing
>>151821248
are astros the only MLB team to have cheerleaders?
Anonymous Canada No.151821376 [Report]
>>151821340
the hitters they face in japan are not good so the only thing that matters is underlying advanced pitch metrics
Anonymous United States No.151821394 [Report]
Can't believe Yankees swooped in and challenged the Dodgers for the real world series champion. Can't believe Yankees still got swept.
Anonymous United States No.151821423 [Report] >>151821431 >>151821433 >>151821434
Am I supposed to be impressed about a team with a $1bill payroll?
Anonymous United States No.151821428 [Report]
>>151821365
Football is for gay niggers that grab each other's asses and roll around in mud. Baseball is for high test chads that have to sit around on benches when their team is at bat and so should deserve to have some pretty yellow ladies dancing around to entertain them.

'raid 'o 'fraid 'o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eebdPsjvnXA

Also players should be required to drink a beer before every at bat. It would make the games a lot more entertaining by the 7th innning when people are getting beaned by drunk pitchers and drunk teams swarm the field and start going beast mode knocking the shit out of each other. Also Baseball should be full contact. Like if you can knock someone out who is trying to tag you out you should be safe.
Anonymous United States No.151821430 [Report]
>>151821302
And this is coming from someone who can give them the benefit of the doubt on trading a 35 year old reliever because of a $9MM option.
Anonymous United States No.151821431 [Report] >>151821473
>>151821423

Yes because they made 701M in revenue.
Anonymous United States No.151821433 [Report]
>>151821423
Nothing impressive about the Mets desu
Anonymous United States No.151821434 [Report] >>151821448
>>151821423
youre supposed to have sex
Anonymous United States No.151821448 [Report]
>>151821434
He's female though...
Anonymous United States No.151821469 [Report]
>>151821014
good to see they learned from last year's mistake
Anonymous United States No.151821473 [Report]
>>151821431
Sounds easy if you live in California, LA.
Anonymous Canada No.151821480 [Report]
>>151821014
they actually do probably need a righty tho if treinen is cooked, they have so many lefties
Anonymous United States No.151821482 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LopqCvxoNRE

>Hitters Free Agency Preview! | 1062
Anonymous United States No.151821534 [Report] >>151821552 >>151821941
Is this ol tho?
>>151812749
Anonymous United States No.151821552 [Report] >>151821615
>>151821534
That's going to the the nu but also the ol at the same time.
Anonymous United States No.151821598 [Report] >>151821615 >>151821941
NEW
>>151812749
>>151812749
>>151812749
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>>151821552
>>151821598
Early nu or late nu?
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ol' tho
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>>151821534
>>151821598
early cock suckers
sleep with one eye open
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>>151820594
me