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>Make me some tea
Earl Grey, right?
>No, raspberries, extra sweet
-_-? okay.... *puts 1 teaspoon of sugar in it*
>Um could you ...
> 1 more raspberry so it's more powerful? some mint leaves?
>No, actually can you use a full spoon for the sugar?
*Eye twitches* Aren't you're a little too old for?--
>Please
You know you can just drink syrup at this point. Ugh fine. *angry grumbling* Why did you even ask for tea if you just want syrup.
I thought I was taking care of a grown ass unicorn, not a child. A sophisticated noble. Ah well let's move on.

you write poetry? I write poetry too, Artemis. How wonderful, my gentle unicorn. Finally a sensitive intellectual who lets go of his inhibitions and lowers his societal mask where you have to act like a sociopathic animal or else nobody pays attention to you.

I wrote something myself but it's in my educated opinion not strong and goth enough, it feels a little too wishy washy at times.

>Read Artemis' poetry
>He writes like my retarded girls in my classroom wrote adjectives in 2nd grade
>Pretty beautiful honey-scented flowers red like love
>Sweet purple grapes, purple like lilac, melting in your mouth, perfumed like lilacs too
What the fuck am I reading.... this kid has no fucking talent whatsoever and not a lick of intelligence in him.
*struggling not to poison his tea and blaming it on the prince's stupidity cause the prince mistook bleach for cream*

>Artemis:Oh you write poetry too, may I see?
https://rentry.co/g5f85w8x
>Artemis: I think I need an adult...?
I AM AN ADULT!!!!

So if you could live anywhere where would it be? I quite like this mountainous city, reminds me of Camelot, but Mount Olympus with all the clouds is where I'd settle.
>Oh I'd enjoy a cozy little place
Ah yes I too would enjoy my own cloud with a vantage point where I can see everything and everyone, not living under a rock.
>on a rock farm but with lots of flowers and fruit
Excuse your entire species?
>Yes you see my father well umm he made me out of wedlock with an earth mare and
You mean he FUCKED AN ENTIRE BROTHEL and you're just a bastard? *Prince Vegeta aura*
>Oh yes and I often times wish I could go back to my roots
You have a horn, your father is a majestic unicorn, those are your bloody roots
>But I quite seek to return to my earth roots
Your unicorn blood... are your roots... you filthy fucking phillistine.. are you rejecting the superior genes?
>Please don't get mad, this place is nice really, but
But you wouldn't survive a day on a rock farm. What's next? Pissing without a toilet? IN THE FOREST!?!?
>I don't think you're quite in a position to-
HAH AAHAHHA NOT IN A POSITION? IF I TELL YOUR FATHER HE'LL DISOWN YOU AT BEST
>And he'll send me to a rock farm :D?
Without any of the riches you moron
>Wha-wha-but
Without any of your maids
>What do you mean
Without any toilet paper
>Wha-
Without. Your maids. Holding your HOSEcock while you urinate over the trees like a filthy filthy dog marking his territory.