>Portable 6 revealed
>Capcom tries to do a #ReturntoRise and recapture the hype of the mhw Psuedo-relaunch
>Rise fails to crest 50k players because outside of FU, no one likes portable games.
>Delusional Ricies, unable to cope with this reality, turn to schizophrenia, blaming everyone from Worlos and Wildjeets to spinning grand conspiracies about the people running the various monhun twitter accounts
Gonna be funny