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>>96375983
Damn Ahsoka! Made Luke search for toddlers and never marry anyone in Lucas' sequels too! I sure hope Luke at least got to plap plap plap her in every hole she's got. The dork only got to kiss his god damn sister, for fucks sake. I picture this: with every thrust, Ahsoka moans, "remember, no attachment *aaaah* remember never marry *aaaaahhh* remember children above three are too old *ohhh you're so much like ani*" Yoda's force ghost can be heard giggling in the background...
Ahsoka is the key to all of it...
Or you guys should realize already that the Jedi were right about everything, and you just fundamentally do not understand the word 'attachment' and what it entails, despite using it again and again and again.