>trying to get the front wheel up
>full throttle-cut, full throttle-cut, full throttle-cut
>stand on the pegs, full throttle, yank on the handle bars
>tire comes up so damn hard that pop backward and nearly whiskey throttle
>butt hole puckers so tight it somehow sucks my pants into my large intestine
>somehow regain balance and cut it before I loop the bike
Probably should have made sure I could chop the throttle from standing before I tried to be a cool kid.