Made a coffee earlier, usually have instant but used a special nescafe sachet i've noticed at the back of the drawer amongst a few others.
Gf goes 'what are you doing?' I say 'oh, just trying to get through these', she says 'but they're my favourite, i've been saving them!' had already made the coffee so offered it to her but she was a bit upset and said it was fine. Went to sit down on the sofa and tripped over a floor fan wire, fully launched the coffee mug at the carpet in full view of her. She's like 'can you actually do anything right?!'.