>SCP-666
>Containment Class: Super Keter
>Damage Potential: No words for it
>Disruption of Morale: Totally

>Special Containment Procedures:
>SCP-666 instances are to be pursued and caught with a net, then transported to the nearest big brother or scoutmaster available
>MTF-Birbfillies has been mobilized and tripled in numbers, to facilitate deployment to the several dozen woods where SCP-666 is said to roam.
>MTF agents found slacking off are to be gently reprimanded and returned to their hunt.

>Description:
>SCP-666 is an entity(1) of unknown appearance and capabilities.
>SCP-666 has been tentatively classified as an avian creature, based entirely on a divine revelation(2).
>It is presumed that there are multiple members of this species, or possibly just one that teleports around a lot.
>Despite these suspiciously sparse specifications, SCP-666 must exist, as it has been avowed by multiple parents, princesses, and a particularly inoffensive Anon