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Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630

>>42424515 (OP)
>pic
GAME OVER YEAAAAAH

>>42424520
https://youtu.be/dNl4-w9ZrBs press F to pay respects

Anonfilly VS kinderquestria

>>42424664
Anonfillies are dangerous yet useful anomalies due to their ability to swear and sleep without a nightlight

>>42424664
she can deny it all she wants but she will always be a cute

>>42424977
She has a juvenile maretooth, will it grow into a full one?

>>42425192
naturally

>>42424699
What about bat ponies? Pretty sure they don't need a night light due to being, well, bat ponies.

>>42425620
Their eyes have built-in night light mode, that's not the same thing

>>42425931
Need this

>>42425681
Fair enough.

she's very sorry

>>42426251
Twilight those plates sucked, you did me a favor, now we can eat off paper plates and not do dishes.

pre bed boop hopefully this thread survives the night this time

Boop

How would you be a moustache twirling villain in kinderquestria?

>>42426259
Based.

>>42426536
Tie ponies up on jungle gyms? Idk

pre-doc boop

>>42427132
Lord of Cool Things: Herd of the Oat
Lord of Cool Things: The Two Treehouses
Lord of Cool Things: Return of the Big Brother

Board is faster than Dash lately

>>42424664
Such a cutie!

>>42427739
Undoubtedly teenagers who just got out of summer school desu, I can guarantee you there are underaged little shit heads running about shitposting violently.

>>42427779
it's actually someone on a proxy mad about a certain post, its why you see low quality posts that dont get much replies and go to archives and even if they don't you can tell it's OP replying to his own thread usually with the images of the pony.

What's she dressed up for?

>>42428254
(You)R date

bump

>>42427742
Anon fully after finally accepting that she's going to live the rest of her life as a female pony in Equestria:

>>42429038
Cooties truly are insidious. There's nothing left to save.

the booping which precedes the bedtime

>>42429038
daaw she's so cute!

Keep an eye on the thread, some assmad sliderfag specificially said he wants to kill this thread

>>42430557
Fucking why? Of all the threads, why is this one the issue?

>>42430954
cute things are bad
we need space for more smut threads
t. don't like your gen, but current situation is retarded

>>42430557
may I get some sauce?

>>42430969
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42430514/

>>42430976
hell yeah brother thanks

>>42431317
Nightmare Moon was a 100% justified crashout

>>42429075
You're next Nonny.

>>42431359
Most kind Celestia behavior.

What did she do?

>>42431667
She swore

>>42431700
BUYSOMEAPPLES

>>42432767
Pinkie you can't keep selling hugs when you have a fever!

>>42433115
the fever just makes her warmer and more snugly

>>42433326
Horrible thought: fever parties, like chicken pox parties but for ponies who want snugglier foals.

pre bed scootalove

>>42433115
>>42433326
Good thing I'm stocked up on Spaghetti and toilet paper

>>42433424
Stayed up to rant about Pacific Drive to a friend

up

"So basically yeah, humans built schools far away from home. It'd be like needing to fly to Canterlot every morning- jobs too, come to think of it-"
>A pregnant pause proliferated
"You guys are making a school blimp, aren't you?"
>"Every day will be like a field trip! This is a great idea!"

>>42434929
Yes, yes I am

>>42432767
Would a sad pony pay a bit to get a hug from Pinkie Pie?

>>42436229
Yes

>>42437191
TOD HOWARD

>>42437191
No, Derpy can't be in Oblivion! The engine can't handle her! She's going to destroy every navmesh she sits on!

>>42437209
Derpy has CHIM and will become the next godhead. She WILL be the engine!

>>42437457
Ah, beefaroni. The patrician's choice, despite what Canterlot fops and dandies will tell you.

>>42437227
>Pre-DerpCHIM
The engine breaks because it's shitty
>Post-DerpCHIM
The engine breaks because Derpy thinks it's funny

Pre bed succession crisis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhPZmulaPI
emergency message from Twiggler

bump because milkyspam ^:)

>>42438642
Now I want a green text about Anon making jokes and puns, and ponies taking him seriously. Much to his annoyance and mild amusement.

>>42438642
Plot twist he's in prison for missing her party

>>42438670
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make her drink"
>Meanwhile, Nurse Redheart was using a bellows to make Pinkie Pie drink water

>>42438670
"You know what they say- fight fire with fire."
>Apple Bloom tilted her head in confusion
>"Heck does that have to do with bullies? Besides, everypony knows that just sets more stuff on fire!"

"Knock knock"
>"Who's there?"
"Interrupting Cow"
>"I don't know anyone by that na-"
"MOO"
>"I SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

>>42438939
>>42439274
>>42439576
Cut to Anon venting to Pinkie Pie, the element of laughter, about his own failure to bring laughter because everyone takes him literally.

>>42439651
This gets a laugh because Pinkie noticed two of the stories were idioms, not jokes

>>42438221
Look at her go.

>>42439875
lmao

>>42440561
Wow, Dash is not beating the bitch allegations with that move

>>42316456
I'm sorry for not delivering, I know I said I would but I didn't... I'm just at a point where I don't have the motivation and inspiration like I once did for drawing, I also forgot because I've been doing other shit. I have ideas and such but fuck all motivation to draw at all, not only pony stuff just generally. this state will pass eventually but for now I have fuck all will to do anything draw related. plus I loved the green so much I couldn't pick one part to draw I liked all of it and feel like it would be best served with a full animation. I had shit tons of motivation to do irl shit though, that's not abnormal for me.my motivation and interest's flow like a river and ebs and flows I'm also taking the time to reflect and grow on my own time aswell. I need feel like I need it to really grow. sorry for the novel I just wanted to say how I felt. I hate flaking out but I need to reflect and grow on my own time. I'm sorry.

>>42440926
Fear not, the ride never ends, one day you will yet again worship at the altar of horse ass

pre bed

>>42437659
Does she have a regent?

>>42441842
She regently took the throne? She regently had her snacky? She regently did something in Rarity's clothes basket and needs to not be at the boutique for a month?

>>42424515 (OP)
How would The Best Night Ever go in Kinderquestria?

>>42441959
Fluttershy makes the birds shit in the ball pit
Rainbow Dash takes too much pizza
Twilight doesn't get to grade papers with the princess
Rarity realizes Blueblood has cooties
Pinkie Pie has nothing to do because the music is already good
Applejack's food is too good so when the inevitable food fight starts, nopony is buying her stuff to throw

>>42442256
Love appul hors

>>42442728
The snowpity is a mare's essential mareness, silly. It can't be detected outside of feelings.

>Zecora's Ziggurat
>Cutie Mark Cove
>Spike's Spittoon
>Froggy Bottom Bog
>Gabby's Valley
>Barnyard Bargains (the hearthswarming level)
>Mare'd Monster Mansion
idk what Rusty Bucket Bay or Click Clock Wood would be

Starlight.

>>42443442
Tamers has done more for Trixie than the showrunners ever did

Glimmy!

>>42437490
> Anon shows off his laptop to the ponies and, weirdly, it's Derpy who takes the most interest.
> She especially enjoys playing around with The Elder Scrolls games he's got downloaded and he shows her the "magic" of modding.
> Everyone else holds their breath thinking she's going to break the poor thing or delete the games.
> Nope.
> In fact, she figures out how to make her character glitch into a wall and squeals in glee at the hilarity.
> Anon nearly dies from a cuteness heart attack and vows to show her more.
> ...after he figures out a way to tame down the violence.

pre bed

>>42444076
>"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"
>Derpy checked her inventory and saw that there was no sweetroll
>And that was how Derpy learned the console commands for disabling NPC immortality

>>42444289
>Derpy ends up not breaking the computer or the games.
>...just poor Anon's "Safety Mods".
>By no means is he an expert but the Creation Kit can help him crank out some quick bandaids...that Derpy constantly rip off to see what happens under the hood, so to speak.
>She is remarkably spiteful when it comes to stolen goods from her inventory, especially sweets.
>...Anon didn't even know the little bastards in that game COULD steal from the player...

>>42441958
>She regently took the throne?
Yes.
>She regently had her snacky?
Yes.
>She regently did something in Rarity's clothes basket and needs to not be at the boutique for a month?
Yes.

>>42444325
>Look over Derpy's shouler
>She's playing bodyguard to an NPC miner
>With the mic plugged in?
>"Why do they call this corundum? Corundum is rubies and sapphires but they seem to think it's copper."
>That's Maud's voice
>"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DRAGONSLAYERS! YAY!"
>Derpy somehow made a multiplayer mod
>....And gave computers to Ponyville?
>One thing at a time

Pre-errand boopinator

>>42444325
>>42445037
Would Derpy be the kind of pony to agree with Dagoth Ur and quit the game so he wins?

Anon filly.

>>42445501
Nah, I think Derpy got kicked out of Cloudsdale for not being racist enough

>>42447255
definitely a cute egg head

>>42447263
And she gives me such a head egg

>>42447397
dumb ponies are always entertaining

pre bed

10

>>42448144
nice save

>>42448289
This implies ghosts have a consistent physical form that also reflects sound waves in a manner no other object does

>>42448490
could make for some cute shenanigan greens

>>42449688
I'd hate to be the owner of that ponut

Kinderquestria was not ready for the plague that is pumpkin spice

>>42424515 (OP)
horny boop!

prebbed

>>42445037
>>CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DRAGONSLAYERS! YAY!
>Implying either Derpy nutted up and turned off the "Kinder Safe" mods or Anon forgot to get rid of/replace "slay" as a word.
>Either option is enough to make Anon mother hen over the whole operation.
>...and question why Spike is playing WITH the CMC.
>With the highest level among them to boot.

>>42450932
but anon, thats not unicorn

>>42451208
>Derpy is surprisingly quick to catch on much to Anon's...annoyance? Pride?
>He can't tell which but he was starting to feel like a live service patcher with how many times he's had to sneak in and change up how his mods worked.
>At least it SEEMED like they were all having fun and no one's kicked his door down (or knocked politely in the ponies' case) for Naughty Games.
>Yet.

>>42451678
>But that was before Anon's hard drive went missing
>The hard drive containing Lover's Lab mods
>That hard drive

>>42451930
>To Anon's relief, Derpy is just marrying that wood elf archer from Riverwood
>To Anon's dismay, she modified the fuck mods so she can go to town on her husbando
>Well, at least she made sure to lock her-
>"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS NIGHTINGALES! YAY!"

>>42452783
Uh oh-

>>42451678
>>42451930
>>42452783
>Turns out? Being a Single Mother with access to a computer is the same here as it was back home.
>...meaning, the most horrid "Wicked Whims" shit was happening on Anon's computer and he has no damned clue how she figured it out so fast!
>He thought they were all supposed to be innocent little bastards!
>*Parents were NOT as far he now knew.*
>...at least she hasn't told anyone about what *his* mod list was like.
>Doesn't stop her crosseyed ass from smirking at him with though.

>>42453391
>Meanwhile, at the College of Winterhold
>Twilight was losing her shit
>Not only did the CMCs poach her sworn burden-carrier
>And Derpy took that archer not in a fight
>But now? Now is the final indignity
"The GREAT and POWERFUL Archmage Trixie demands you leave at once!"

Me when I get to Kinderquestria

>>42453960
That horse is definitely planning on killing whoever named them that.

>>42426536
>be anon, self-proclaimed saturday-morning villain
>grow moustache to the ideal evil twirling length
>get to ponyville
>kidnap the CMCs actually get them to join you willingly with chocolate chip cookies
>notify the mane 6 + spike
>separate them all

>find rainbow dash
"HAHA, Rainbow Dash... If you wish to rescue your pal Scootaloo... You'll have to solve THIS EQUATION!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>on the whiteboard it says 5x+1 = 11
>dashie falls to her knees, in despair

>find applejack
"if you wish to save your little sister, apple mare... you'll have to eat one whole STRAWBERRY AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
>"YOU MONSTER, ANON!!!"
>applejack has to choose between the forbidden fruit to all applekin or her little sister

>find rarity
>tell her sweetie belle is in sweet apple acres
>purposefully spread fresh mud everywhere
>do nothing else

>find fluttershy's brother, convince him to work for you
>find fluttershy, sic her brother on her

>find pinkie pie
>trap her in a room, the only key is inside 10 royal-grade-oopsie reinforced balloons, and she has to pop them somehow

>find twilight sparkle
>place 10 different unique books in her way, and torture her knowing that she cannot read them if she plans to save the CMC

>find spike
>get him some comics and some fresh gems cause he's chill with your trolling

>the mane6 sans spike meet up, all distraught and mentally fatigued
>they bust down the door to your evil lair ready for a smackdown
>you're having a tea party with the CMC
>you glance at the mane 6 with an evil smile
>you twirl your moustache whilst laughing maniacally
>throw a smoke bomb and vanish (you ran away!)
>spike comes through the backdoor with a bellyful of gems and 4 new comics under his arm
>this is the 4th time you've done this
>the mane6 have yet to realize this is all a ruse

>>42453974
turns out his mom was called "Kids Classic Style and his dad was "Lookin Touchable", and the naming tradition is to mix both the parent's names, so you end up with "KidsLookinTouchable".

>>42453980
This was funny until Zephyr Breeze. Siiccing Zephyr Breeze on anyone is an automatic party foul with a minimum 14 day time out

>>42454307
Of course it's Strawberry Surprise. The real question is, is she just a bitch or does she want the monkey all to herself?

pre bed quesadilla incident

>>42455602

>So... dapper.

Rarity chose violence

>>42455938
indubitably

>>42453984
Oof.

>>42454307
Strawberry Surprise was latter found punted into a tree.

>>42453980
Based Anon.

"There there, Twilight, F-minuses aren't real, they can't hurt you"

>>42453960
based

>>42456761
This raises an intriguing question: can a pony get up so early that they're also up past their bedtime?

>>42457281
L-lewd!

>>42456502
w-what?

>>42458567
Then you'd better go catch it

>>42459061
Whoa! Nice pants! Where'd you get them?!

>>42459142
At the soup store, of course

Proper country mares respect the pouch. Do you?

>>42424664
What would a grown up Anonfilly do? Start a toy business selling all sorts of goods to ponies all around?

>>42459393
> Cut to anon crying in front of a wrecked plane while the CMC watch awkwardly.

>>42459652
Nah, she'd probably invent gaming PCs and consoles with 3D graphics. (Just what Equestria needed. lmao)

>>42460382
>Humanon was surprised to see ponies playing xbox
>First person, plasma rifle, yeah that's definitely Halo
>Wait
"How did you guys get Halo?"
>"What?"
"That's Halo isn't it?"
>"You have a weird accent- it's pronounced HELLO."
>Sure enough, the plasma rifle was firing greeting cards!?

kinderquestria's number one selling book

She brings gifts* from the distant** land*** of Mackerel****

*She's going to eat it all
**Across the street
***Corporation
****It's McDonald's

>>42460963
hopefully she get her legally obligated toy with her meal

>>42461243
Hurry Twilight, before I get over there and wear her like a scarf

>>42461193
Twilight wanted a filly toy but she got a colt toy instead. Equestria has fallen.

>>42461424
There is no justice in this world

>>42461710
Actually if you go north it's a lot of just ice.

>>42462197
Oh lawd she sippin'

>>42462840
Ponies casually grazing is hella cute.

>>42462839
Why do they cost 3.3 times more when you buy in bulk?

>>42462876
Oh hell yeah brother horsey ponies are great
>>42462965
She's racist towards humans obviously

psa: don't spill juice on your face

>>42463609
love this pic

>>42463851
Not as much as that filly loves watching her mom eat grass

>>42464206
actually probably even more being honest, it's a super cute and horsey pony pic and I fucking live for pony pictures that do both. that shit gives me life.

time for booze yes?

>>42464621
>Thigh boots
>Mare belly
>The line of that marecrotch
we're approaching lewd levels previously unheard of

pre bed rump bump

i wonder if there is kindersnow ponies

>>42465271
What's a snowmare?

>>42465563
A cheerful bundle of fluff.
>chucks wineglass

>>42465563
LOOK HERE
>>42431651

Kinder Snowponies would live in the Christmas zone and spend all day making toys and summoning rotating fish, I think

>>42465572
Count Dracula Flutterbat, is that you?

>>42465591
What strange little creatures.

>>42466589
That's really my fault for storing pony food in a glass jar

>>42467360
Man I want to hug that mare

pre bed boop

>>42468446
Time to summon Flurry Heart.

Beware the Bri'ish.

how could she do this...

>>42469186
>Twilight touching butts compilation
what were the animators thinking?

>>42469200
they were thinking its based(which it is)

>>42468877
Average anonfilly experience in kinderquestria.

mean bully ghosts mares

>SCP-666
>Containment Class: Super Keter
>Damage Potential: No words for it
>Disruption of Morale: Totally

>Special Containment Procedures:
>SCP-666 instances are to be pursued and caught with a net, then transported to the nearest big brother or scoutmaster available
>MTF-Birbfillies has been mobilized and tripled in numbers, to facilitate deployment to the several dozen woods where SCP-666 is said to roam.
>MTF agents found slacking off are to be gently reprimanded and returned to their hunt.

>Description:
>SCP-666 is an entity(1) of unknown appearance and capabilities.
>SCP-666 has been tentatively classified as an avian creature, based entirely on a divine revelation(2).
>It is presumed that there are multiple members of this species, or possibly just one that teleports around a lot.
>Despite these suspiciously sparse specifications, SCP-666 must exist, as it has been avowed by multiple parents, princesses, and a particularly inoffensive Anon

>>42471077
>(1) If, indeed, it is an entity and not a concept
>(2)Certified Pinkie Pie Vibes Assessment

pre bed apple

>>42471125
Applejack, there's no way you can eat all that apple!

>>42471139
The tummyache is the future, but the apple is the present.

>>42472169
That's what you get for not holding onto them

>>42472217
how dare you carrot shame me!

>>42470677
kid wizard? is it really you?
i thought u only stuck to NHNB

>>42473305
nhnb?

>>42473305
nah I'm scandianon. kid wizard does occasionally post on /mlp/ though, but it does seem to be fairly rare.

>>42473333
no hooves no business

"-and when she asked where the presents came from-"
>5 mares waited with bated breath
".....IT WAS HER DAD!"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Fluttershy was sobbing in the corner, held by a very irate Twilight
>"Applejack! That was too scary! Don't worry Fluttershy, everypony knows Santa is real"

rari tea

>>42474730
Pre bed tea you say?

>>42475403
Twilight's new best friend

>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>Luna that was just the setup
>Stop laughing

>>42476183
Would school uniforms be Gala formal attire in kinderquestria?

>>42477104
i think it would depend on context but its possible

>>42477218
oh hell yeah brother good shit

>>42477218
>Them ziggas eatin' beans

>>42477692
Dat ass goes on for days

>>42477256
thanks lad, felt the siren call of cute kinderpones
>>42476829
>

>>42478258
Kek I can almost hear Pinkie squeaking against the glass

>>42479411
A truly evil anon by any standards

>>42479411
Ponies when /x/ anon shows them his favorite horror games and movies.

Pre beddy boop

It's hard being one of the mature ponies

>>42480952
Plot twist it's been 23 hours and she's dreading having to up the number

Fungus.

>>42481593
Sorry Mare-io but the princess is in another castle

>>42481664
What princess? I'm here for the mushrooms!

>>42481693
>Leaving out the badgers and snake
Not very inclusive of you

>>42481995
Oh God, I remember that song.....

Man I feel old....

>>42482108
We're all old down here

>>42482308
Especially horse hag Celestia.

>>42482456
whot

>>42482465
Mushroom.

>>42482980
Why is she eat the mushrum, that's bad for her

>>42483196
Mushrooms are the best food.

>>42483691
A dirty princess is a lewd princess

>>42483804
what does that make clean princesses then?

>>42483839
They smell nice and don't make your bed dirty, what more do you want?

She learned bones are technically just wet rocks

>>42484396
Cute mare eat cookie at ver hihg rate

>>42485054
Rainbow worm.

>>42485527
thats adorable

>>42485527
She's such a qt

>>42485767
a qt 3.14 even

a compelling new idea for mean bug queen containment, invented by equestrias brightest minds

>>42486418
LOL

>>42486418
doesn't she spit acid?

pre bed spook

>>42487077
Twiggie levelling stealth

>>42488163
Pet-activated dance mode go

>>42488719
Dangerously low

>>42490028
look at her go!

pre bed life affirming snoot to snoot boop

>>42490358
life givin cuteness

Almost going the ded route again.

>>42491803
cute bewweh boots

>>42492032
Those boots were made for walking.
On berries.
To make wine.
Ha ha alcoholism.

>>42492162
Truth. Alcoholism IS funny.
I can personally attest to the fact that alcoholism is NOT funny.

>>42492179
Ponies love the taste of shoe leather in drinks, I guess.

>>42492923
Stealth 100, what she stalkin'?

>>42493491
(You)

Starlight! <3

drunk pre bed boop

>>42494000
Trips of quesadilla doom

>>42495162
mlem :p

Race car beds are so cool, I wish cars were real

>>42496292
Twolot go zoom zoom in her fest race bed!

>>42496958
twiggles is a fuckin turbo cute! I want to smooch the fuck out of her. this purple nerd a cute.

>>42497383
4 am pony zoomies

>>42497815
Photo taken moments before disaster.

>>42498453
This has been a PSA from the ponies for booping society

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
What does this button do?

>>42499738
yes

pre bed twig

>>42500077
None boopsa with left bed

10

The green menace is at it again.

>>42501038
Looks more official than real pony IDs

>>42501520
That bread loaf is barely big enough to make a burger bun

>>42501617
good enough for a snack though with some butter and honey

>>42502126
>Flower
>Bowtie
>Mane all done up
Bro fell hard into the filly lifestyle, huh

>>42502180
Every anon filly does eventually.

>>42502288
dubs confirm

>>42502627
Filly just said "FART ON THE ZEBRAS PRAISE NIGHTMARE MOON" on an official interview.

>>42502702
Nightmare Moon represents true freedom to stay up late and steal oats. It's what mares crave.

>>42502783
You can't say that on the sun-controlled equestrian princessdom, celestia will exile you to the moon for that (a whole WEEK of being sent to your room)

>>42502786
We're all getting banished to the moon, secret moon block party

>>42503717
Pondering the orb from inside the orb

prebed

>>42504037
their so FAST bros

>>42504396
Fast, you say?

>>42504037
filly stampede!

She is vi-bat-ting

>>42505347
>Every time a cricket sounds after a bad joke, it's actually a changeling laughing

>>42505347
Changelings are so dumb, why didn't they just become pets for ponies?

pre bed boop

>>42506897
You can't fool me, that's a post-bed boop if I ever saw one

>>42507603
Roomba, Roomba, roombity doo
I've got a scary thingy for you

What do you get when the carpet is filth?
You will surrender to the vacuum's ilk!