>72k miles
>480 idle hours
>velour seats, carpet cruise control
Let me tell you fucks about this. I am getting FORDED right now and I need to vent.
>replace window regulator
Window works again!
>fuel pump dies, replace it
It runs again!
>it sputters and dies again a month later
>replace PCM
Wooo it runs again!
>press cruise control button
Doesn't work anymore!
>look at temp gauge
Climbing above 3/4s despite only replacing the PCM!
>pop hood
Fan module is going bad!
>look down at gauge cluster
Cluster's going out intermittently!
>replace cluster
Shift indicator doesn't work any more! Plastic bits broke off! Spring is gone!
>roll up drivers' side window with new regulator
It comes off the track again, but only sometimes, and there's literally nothing wrong with the track, guides, or regulator!
FUCKING FORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST WORK YOU SHIT. I LOVE THE CAR BUT FUCKING WORK AAAAAAAGGGHHHH