alright so there was practically nothing said in the speech to guarantee a rate cut but yippie. market would've rallied if jerome pulled a gun out and shot everyone given how long vol everyone was into that, easy buy on UVXY puts which mitigated losses from SPXL 0dte puts because i thought everyone would actually realize there wasn't anything bullish happening but no, we're in RETARD market where RETARDS make money because they are RETARDED. are there pedophile stocks i can invest in before the administration decides to buy a stake?
