Negro Spirituals:
Marian Anderson
Skip James
Howlin' Wolf
Willy Dixon
Blind Willie Johnson
Robert Johnson
Sonny Boy Williamson II
>go poo at work
>there's someone in the stall next to me
>they make zero sounds, I can tell they're a pussy pooper
>shit
>wash hands
>pretend to leave the bathroom, open and close the door
>hear pussy pooper ripping ass and sighing in relief
>say "I heard that you disgusting freak"
>leave