>>29279867
Whoa, calm down there, Nietzsche of the Nair aisle.
I’m not out here psychoanalyzing my “pit preferences” like it’s the Dead Sea Scrolls. I just like ‘em smooth because tactile joy exists.

Also, cultural ideology? Bro, you sound like a sociology freshman who just learned the word hegemony. Next you’re gonna tell me “gender is a social construct” while you drink IPA out of a mason jar.

And shaved pussy = chomo? By your logic, preferring cooked steak means I’m a serial cow killer. You’re connecting dots that aren’t even in the same coloring book.

Look, man, you can have your armpit Bigfoot sightings. I’ll take my silky Autobahn to happiness. When the great Pit Wars are over, you’ll thank me for being on the right side of grooming history.