How to make any game an instant, must-buy HARDCORE CLASSIC for HARDCORE GAYMERS in 4 easy steps:
>Set PlayerHealthMulitplier to 0.1
>Set EnemyHealthMulitplier to 10
>Set EnemySpeedMulitplier to 10
>Spam "NORMIES HATE THIS GAME" on /v/
>No ???
>Profit