How do I get a lazy slob to live with me? I have a decent paying job, live on my own, good at cooking, tall. I don't really have any expectations of my slob other than letting me fuck them at least a couple times a week (I have a high libido but also a big dick that can cause soreness) and be okay with me jerking off to disgusting porn. I also have a fetish for various disgusting things so they can feel free to go unwashed, piss in cups, not shave, doesn't matter to me. Just be there for me and tell me I'm handsome, eat the food I cook, fart on my face, the usual stuff.
I'm demisexual so cis, trans, enby, whatever doesn't really matter that much to me. Is there hope for a better future or should I just settle for a normie relationship? I'm a 29 year old cis guy.