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*Our antihero's mouth moves silently for a time, before finding his voice*

>Bullshit and liverous envy! I contain gallons! I contain fathoms beyond your further convictions! You are a crab! A pirate! You want to sink me for nothing more than your own companionship in the depths! But I won't go down. I will write. And yes, my work may not perfect, it may not be like Nabby, full of slick tricks and reptilian guile, but it will be True! It will be one true sentence after the next, for a hundred and eighty pages! And the reader will be clobbered over their stinking head by that brutal honesty!! You are naught by a figment!