Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:52:17 PM
No.24651518
>>24651507 (OP)
Dont you dare speak the devil's tongue in this bastion of english and nonsense!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:53:26 PM
No.24651522
>>24651507 (OP)
I just want to know why he left like that
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:11:48 PM
No.24651561
>>24651577
I cannot read text that says "it's not X-- it's Y." anymore without thinking that the line was written by AI.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:20:23 PM
No.24651577
>>24651613
>>24651561
It's not the force, it's the oscillation
It's one of my favourite pieces of advice
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:24:45 PM
No.24651588
you know how people say to think of a babbling brook to calm yourself down? that never had any effect on me. any sort of soft-focus nature thing (rustling leaves, etc) leaves me coldly indifferent. you know what does have that steadying effect on my mental? if i think about like a cargo ship out at sea. nothing picturesque, a massive commercial ship ploughing the atlantic. i could write 6000 words about that mental image.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:32:31 PM
No.24651608
>>24653771
ME AND MY FUCKING GUN
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:32:58 PM
No.24651613
>>24651637
>>24651577
it actually is the force though
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:34:30 PM
No.24651618
>>24653191
>>24653199
How much do we not trust or essentially vibe with the people in our lives to end up posting here?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:43:20 PM
No.24651637
>>24651643
>>24651613
It's not, which is why you pick a point to return to on the snap
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:47:07 PM
No.24651643
>>24651648
>>24651637
without force nothing will happen
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:49:49 PM
No.24651648
>>24651653
>>24651643
it's how to prevent blacking out from a pirouette it's mainly momentum
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:53:41 PM
No.24651653
>>24651658
>>24651757
>>24651648
in ballet, momentum matters; in a fight, force is what counts.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:56:24 PM
No.24651658
>>24651669
>>24651653
>let me pretend I know what i'm taking about
Same advice for boxing, because disorientation will fuck you up worse than your opponent, just like the distance from your head to the floor will fuck you up worse than the distance between you and the opponent
>>24651658
floor hurts if you hit it - but what makes you hit it is the punch. TKO isn’t caused by your head spinning on its own.
Dying in the Everest is probably one of the most noble deaths
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:06:25 PM
No.24651692
>>24651708
>>24651669
It's caused by your head not spinning while your brain does. Same way the unsecured passenger or pet moves in a car brought to a sudden halt, or how shaking juice in a bottle mixes it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:07:41 PM
No.24651697
>>24653753
Put all homeless people and drug addicts in concentration camps
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:08:52 PM
No.24651703
>>24651715
>>24652344
>>24651680
No it’s not, it’s one of the most pathetic and embarrassing deaths possible. You wasted tens of thousands of dollars to senselessly risk your life following a permanent rope trail through a trash-and-human-waste-filled frozen hellhole riddled with visible corpses in an attempt to accomplish something that thousands of other people have already done, and you didn’t even succeed. Fucking disgraceful.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:10:14 PM
No.24651706
>>24651680
Sounds like a vague memory
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:10:33 PM
No.24651708
>>24651710
>>24651692
thanks i never knew that!!
brain only spins because the punch said so. external force.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:11:16 PM
No.24651710
>>24651721
>>24651708
The force that's bruising your brain is the impact against your own skull
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:12:45 PM
No.24651715
>>24651703
This, lmao. Not to mention it's become a tourist attraction.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:47 PM
No.24651718
>>24651680
>noble
How exactly? It's a tourist attraction full of frozen shit with the occasional corpse.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:14:19 PM
No.24651721
>>24651710
refuting nothing.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:15:48 PM
No.24651728
>>24651767
>>24651669
>TKO before they hit the floor is the only way anyone's been TKO'd
?? Anon's right, especially outside sports. It's way more common for someone to split their head open on the sidewalk than for the other guy to be one punch man. You sound like you haven't seen a fight
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:22:59 PM
No.24651750
>>24651789
>>24651507 (OP)
We literally live in a slop world. Slop food, slop clothes, slop entertainment. Everything on the whole fucking globe has been optimized to provide the best price to profit ratio. Are the commies right? They can't be.
>>24651669
You dont hit the ground on a TKO. I mean you may, but it's a ref stoppage.
>>24651653
Lolno. How does judo work, smart guy? Why are counters stronger than regular strikes?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:27:45 PM
No.24651767
>>24651790
>>24651728
not exactly. my point wasn't whether the floor can hurt you, it’s that the initiating force is the punch. head only hits the floor because of that. you might've missed something in there.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:28:14 PM
No.24651770
>>24651786
>>24651798
>>24651757
I think anon's model of fighting might involve more vidya than anything
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:28:18 PM
No.24651771
>>24651776
>>24651782
Attraction to women is like taking a piss. They don't feel the same way you do. This world is designed to delight them. It's nice. It's a relief. Don't become ingrown in another man's life.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:06 PM
No.24651776
>>24651797
>>24651771
typical incel mindset
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:08 PM
No.24651777
>>24651798
>>24651757
sorry yeah your head spontaneously decides to hit the mat.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:32 PM
No.24651782
>>24651771
>Attraction to women is like taking a piss. They don't feel the same way you do.
Huh??? I think I need an analogy for this analogy.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:30:05 PM
No.24651784
>>24651819
19 August 2025 /lit/ Agenda:
Loveposting
Artposting
Torturing Plotfags & Pointfags via Many Tortures
Welcoming Gigajanny from Moldova
Retiring for Cognac & Cigars
Anything I missed?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:30:15 PM
No.24651786
>>24651770
played csgo a lot 4-5 years ago, nothing else
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:30:27 PM
No.24651787
My cat is certified male manipulator, kek a male manipulator getting manipulated kwab
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:31:18 PM
No.24651789
>>24651750
Japan, rural Russia and Africa still having SOVL though your previously implicit statement that the entire world is following a low quallity production of culture.
>>24651767
See
>>24651757 I really don't believe you've ever seen a fight
Most people who hit the floor in a street fight get knocked out by the floor not the guy who pushed/punched them and most people have shit balance. That's why slips trips and falls take so many ordinary people out, you don't even need to be in a fight
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:34:47 PM
No.24651797
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:34:55 PM
No.24651798
>>24651820
>>24651770
Seems like it. If he played fighting videogames he'd know about this; a match of KOF XV is basically applying the book of five rings practically.
>>24651777
Hitting the mat has nothing to do with a TKO. It means technical knock out, as in you are not knocked out but the ref has stopped the fight because you were getting whupped too badly. It can be a doctor stoppage for a big cut or a broken leg, it can be due to unanswered strikes, it can be due to one hell of a shot when you're in a position where you're concious but cant defend yourself. The floor has nothing to do with it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:39:08 PM
No.24651813
>>24651790
Kek, i've seen people put themselves off balance by trying to throw a punch and fuck themselves up more than I've seen anyone actually beat someone unconscious
Idk what anons are talking about with boxing but most dudes drunk enough to think fighting is a good idea are too drunk to walk a straight line so it's not surprising
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:40:15 PM
No.24651819
>>24651784
Ten hours of first-year philosophy students arguing over semantics
Six GRRM discussions, each saying the same thing, forever
Howie pityporn session
>>24651798
>>24651790
my point isn't about rules mate.
think all i said was the head moves because it was pushed there. you're the one who felt the need to push some gay bravado.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:41:50 PM
No.24651821
>>24651837
>>24651820
Bro, just admit you thought it meant total knockout like in street fighter vidya
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:41:59 PM
No.24651822
kogos spotted on /lit/ of all places
the man truly is omnipresent
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:47:25 PM
No.24651837
>>24651842
>>24651844
>>24651821
i know this is a buzzword but this feels like projection i haven’t played anything since lockdown and know TKO because i used to train mma and liked boxing and UFC incschool
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:47:35 PM
No.24651838
>>24651855
>>24651915
>>24651820
>gay bravado.
Yeah, being taken out by a slip trip or fall was totally gay bravado talk
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:48:35 PM
No.24651842
>>24651860
>>24651837
Then why didn't you know most people aren't even punch drunk when it's called?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:48:57 PM
No.24651844
>>24651860
>>24651837
What are you trying to say here? Is english your first language?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:50:47 PM
No.24651851
>>24651870
I really want to go down to Mexico City and see Our Lady of Guadalupe. I live in Texas so it's not like it would be a far trip, and I've always wanted to see the tilma.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:51:31 PM
No.24651855
>>24651889
>>24651838
fucking hell you're exhausting
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:52:32 PM
No.24651860
>>24651842
>>24651844
because i'm only talking about what moves the chin.
heaven forgive me for half-arsed phoneposting
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:53:30 PM
No.24651862
>>24651872
please stop this ceaseless bickering bros. you're just wasting energy you could spend on making soup, jacking off in the sunlight, thinking about thinking etc
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:55:31 PM
No.24651870
>>24651899
>>24651851
Basado you should do so. Have you seen the miraculous spiral stair in Sante Fe?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:55:53 PM
No.24651872
>>24651875
>>24652014
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:56:42 PM
No.24651875
>>24651884
>>24651872
My lord .. *Mwah*
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:01:39 PM
No.24651884
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:02:55 PM
No.24651888
It‘s wild that "media literacy" is a catchphrase presently in wide usage by monolingoids who have never read a complete Shakespeare play, can‘t outline sonata form, name three poets, outline a historic trajectory from Rome to modern Europe, or really engage in any critical media beyond wikipedia searches to find out which comic books are gay. Every day I become more convinced of some psuedo-gnostic interpretation of reality because a world this retarded could not have been made by accident.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:02:57 PM
No.24651889
>>24651903
>>24651855
>replies to anon talking about slips trips and falls fucking up people every day with claims of gay bravado
>exhausted and exasperated when nobody believes that's gay bravado
This is more femme than the anon talking ballet tbphwu famalam, maybe afk for a while until your panties untwist
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:07:28 PM
No.24651899
>>24651912
>>24651870
I have not yet. My ultimate goal is to hit up all the major Marian apparition sites over the course of my life. Obviously Guadalupe, Lourdes, and Fatima are on the list. I may also try to go to Knock.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:08:50 PM
No.24651903
>>24651915
>>24651889
you're replying to the wrong post genius it was the 'you've never seen a fight!' crowd i was calling gay
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:11:45 PM
No.24651912
>>24651916
>>24651899
Apart from Fatima which doesn't have an airport, I think Knock is the furthest from the airport created for it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:12:48 PM
No.24651915
>>24651926
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:13:06 PM
No.24651916
>>24651922
>>24651912
Well those two plus Lourdes are all in Europe, I suppose I could just spend a solid month on the continent visiting them all.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:17:01 PM
No.24651922
>>24651930
>>24651916
Lourdes and Guadalupe are both like walking distance to the shrine from the nearest airport. Knock's maybe fifteen miles out which is a bit of a shock if you've been to the other two and figured you wouldn't need a bus or car
The problem is getting accommodation to line up in all the European ones I'd say if you're planning on staying
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:18:37 PM
No.24651926
>>24651932
>>24651963
>>24651915
THANK YOU for gendering me correctly im a 6’1 77kg big strong trans woman who could batter all of you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:19:21 PM
No.24651930
>>24651965
>>24651922
Well, I've got time to think about this. As mentioned, Guadalupe's the easiest, since I live in Texas and it's very easy to get to Mexico City from here. Mexico City's also, well, a major city, so I could easily find accommodations and even make a trip of it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:19:36 PM
No.24651932
>>24651937
>>24651926
Kek sure Greg, any time
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:21:56 PM
No.24651937
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:28:17 PM
No.24651960
>>24651507 (OP)
The Superlative: when someone starts immitating your posting style after blowing them out.
The Awesome: When someone starts samefagging and shitposting in response to getting blown out.
The Great: When someone starts irrationally and compulsively posting after getting blown out.
The Good: When someone posts a dumbass post then starts spamming smug anime girls.
The Okay: When someone posts a dumbass post then vanishes.
The Abyss: when it turns out you played yourself all along.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:28:33 PM
No.24651963
>>24651980
>>24651926
>being tall means you can fight
Bitch I watched all Steven seagal movies don't mess with me
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:29:40 PM
No.24651965
>>24651930
Yeah it's the transatlantic flight that will cost the most, but don't just go for the airports closest to Lourdes and Knock because sometimes it's cheaper to get to a major one and get a car or public transport. I think they're mostly there for people who need to fly in close
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:34:53 PM
No.24651980
>>24651963
oh i'd never mess w steven seagal, believe me mf i've seen those cumtown eps
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:48:19 PM
No.24652014
death to the xenophile race
8/19/2025, 10:49:51 PM
No.24652020
What is the object of worship of the white race? It is not nature, nor is it the sun, nor is it order, what do they want as a race? What do you want as a person? Answer this and you will realize how your self hatred is justified. Future generations will witness the end of this farce.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:57:16 PM
No.24652039
I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:28:41 AM
No.24652233
Normally I wake up from nightmares but today was the first time that I actually woke up laughing. And the thing in my dream that was so "funny" that it prompted me to wake up was apparently the sight of a woman having sex with a duck with a sports narrator commentating on it. It's not even that funny of a concept and kind of retarded but It was so funny to me then that I essentially died in the dream and was ejected back to reality. This is probably what Chrysippus felt dying while laughing at that donkey eating figs...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:35:01 AM
No.24652246
>>24652359
I find that I read authors like most men try to handle women in a relationship. I take pleasure in the more pleasant aspects of their companionship while at the same time I also try to forgive their unavoidable moments of retardation and illogical nature. There are even authors that I put away thinking I'll never read them again, only to get back together with them after a week, our relationship more aflame than ever, just as the greatest sex one can have with a woman tends to happen right after some temporary period of being angry and upset at each other.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:35:22 AM
No.24652248
A decently spacious but not necessarily luxurious house, in the bumfuck of nowhere surrounded by nature, a wife you love, and a nightmarish job you're just barely managing to bear with because it pays well and you need some way to protect the smiles of your family.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:10:51 AM
No.24652329
>open reddit post
>first line is, "Thoughts my own, formatting by AI"
>click X to close
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:12:45 AM
No.24652333
>>24652338
I feel like I'm in a Georg Trakl poem
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:16:00 AM
No.24652338
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:16:23 AM
No.24652339
anyone here live in DC? how's the federal crackdown feeling? you sense you're under martial law?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:18:42 AM
No.24652344
>>24651703
that's the appeal to me, dying with a bunch of other losers and having my frozen corpse join the other monuments
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:23:22 AM
No.24652352
I just banished a demon to hell.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:28:31 AM
No.24652359
>>24652246
>what attachment issues do you a mfer
I guess maybe you get points for getting as far as parasociality instead of objectification, because you did say authors instead of books while trying to explain your awkwardly teenage love life
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:49:32 AM
No.24652412
>>24652418
I don’t think that I was ever a real person.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:51:46 AM
No.24652418
>>24652425
>>24652426
>>24652412
You are, you just don't like them
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:53:41 AM
No.24652425
>>24652418
I used to be a real person like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:54:09 AM
No.24652426
>>24652436
>>24652454
>>24652418
You don’t know anything about my situation, stop trying to fucking diagnose me.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:56:38 AM
No.24652436
>>24652426
I know you better than you think. It's called intuition. That's what I'm using. Have you heard of it?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:04:11 AM
No.24652454
>>24652475
>>24652426
I sure do, everything is all your fault, your choices lead to the outcome you have now, you could have done things differently and they would be better, plus you are a real person because being human sometimes means you're terrible.
Now what? Gunna fight me? Oh yeah anon, gunna get worked up into a lather and insult me? You'd like that, wouldnt you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:14:05 AM
No.24652475
>>24652484
>>24652454
>gunna
This in and of itself invalidates everything you’ve said.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:17:20 AM
No.24652484
>>24652684
CATS
8/20/2025, 2:21:31 AM
No.24652496
All your base are belong to us.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:38:00 AM
No.24652526
>>24652606
it takes sooooo long for a pint of ice cream to melt and i wanna chug mine in one go. i'd microwave it but i've tried that before and it fucks with the mouthfeel and even worse it has the potential to make it hot
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:44:07 AM
No.24652535
Meow. I'm a cat.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:12:10 AM
No.24652603
>>24652633
>>24652642
I'm going from being an incorrigible NEET to starting a whole-ass career. The series of events that led to this have been serendipitous, anxiety-inducing, and baffling.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:14:08 AM
No.24652606
>>24652616
>>24652664
If you listen closely enough you can see when your life is being decided for you. We get to choose very little, most of what we are is chosen for us with a logic that is imperceptible by the personality. I've developed a sensitivity to such things but I've also developed a very deep-seated resentment for God as a result of it. I don't wish to pursue the things that have laid out for me, which isn't actually true at all, I wish desperately to pursue them but the fact that I desire to pursue them at all is at odds with the plan I had laid out for my own life and in a desperate attempt to continue to exist I've refused myself. Ultimately futile as I will cease to exist no matter what, I think it's because I'm afraid that I will have to be responsible in the next life. I've always felt a great responsibility, I think I've been refusing it my entire life, I've built an entire life around my refusal of my responsibility and the creature that I am is so unsuitable for it that it is effortlessly disintegrating before my eyes. All of my guides have left me as a result, they're not interested in wasting beauty on those who won't listen. Followed a duck home the other day and even he knew. Went to a rescue zoo and the bear turned his back to me. Everybody knows of my weakness. I still don't want to listen because I know that I will leave the people that I (think I) love behind. The stress in my soul blossomed into a beautiful flower and the bare world, my world, laid inside.
>>24652526
Gotta' put it out before you go to work.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:17:55 AM
No.24652616
>>24652626
>>24652685
>>24652606
Stop putting apostrophes after “gotta” you stupid fuck.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:23:03 AM
No.24652626
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:25:30 AM
No.24652629
My cousin's wife just sent me another text after seeing her and them at the party the other day. I sent a reply that could constitute an opening to be flirty. Oh god what am I doing, and what is she doing lol. She probably just likes the attention of a younger, good-looking guy, I doubt she's actually wanting to do anything.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:26:31 AM
No.24652633
>>24652637
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:28:31 AM
No.24652637
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:31:18 AM
No.24652642
>>24652645
>>24652603
Thats awesome bro
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:32:48 AM
No.24652645
>>24652650
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:34:27 AM
No.24652648
Hoping I finish Childhood's End tonight.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:34:44 AM
No.24652650
>>24652645
Who is this veritable strumpet? Before you answer: I don't really care
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:40:28 AM
No.24652664
>>24652685
>>24652606
>lifelong fear of responsibility
>chooses to believe in external locii of control
checks out
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:50:44 AM
No.24652684
>>24652723
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:50:47 AM
No.24652685
>>24652755
>>24652664
its okay youll get it one day. the object of your pursuit was never your choice
>>24652616
true, my bad
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:54:34 AM
No.24652691
My life is so undignified...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:07:59 AM
No.24652723
>>24652736
>>24652684
That was a non sequitur.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:13:05 AM
No.24652731
i'm unable to coom, the west has fallen
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:15:19 AM
No.24652736
>>24652723
No, it wasn’t?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:25:19 AM
No.24652755
>>24652685
>everyone needs to have the same viewpoint as me
does not check out
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:39:04 AM
No.24652780
No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to fully repress or reject what I have shown you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:50:12 AM
No.24652802
Fluff fluffs fluff!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:13:36 AM
No.24652840
Almost died at the dentist but I remember I still have some shit posts to make
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:14:06 AM
No.24652842
I have huge muscles from holding my phone while lying in bed for several hours every day.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:35:08 AM
No.24652874
>>24652909
hows coco
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:35:11 AM
No.24652875
my secret society's plans to destabilize Africa are working well, very well :)
700k dead from war, genocide, and conflict-related starvation just last year, and we're only getting started
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:41:56 AM
No.24652880
doubling down on being an asocial retard has had unforeseen effects on my mental state. the strange excitement and burst of energy I get after exchanging a meal or talking with a few people at work being most noteworthy.
It's been 15 hours and I can't stop thinking about that one exchange. what the fuck is going on with me?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:02:26 AM
No.24652909
>>24652911
>>24652874
alright I think my milk was about to turn
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:03:35 AM
No.24652911
>>24652912
>>24652909
Can milk turn sour in breasts?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:04:31 AM
No.24652912
>>24652925
>>24652911
Yeah it's called mastitis
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:08:49 AM
No.24652923
>"Utterly unqualified": Trump BLS pick gets panned by fellow conservative economists
impeach NOW
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:09:03 AM
No.24652925
>>24652912
This is one of my greatest fears.
you know that there are people who are just healthy. they have no stomach issues, no headaches, they don't get dandruff, they have a lot of muscle mass even though even haven't exercised in their lives, they just simply exist and their body is in great condition.
this game was rigged from start.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:20:20 AM
No.24652949
>>24652955
>>24652937
nah you're just a pussy who likes to boohoo because fixing your diet or working out scares you
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:20:50 AM
No.24652950
>>24652955
>>24652937
I think I'm genetically strong and healthy, but I haven't done anything athletic since high school. So, it's all wasted.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:22:55 AM
No.24652955
>>24652963
>>24652949
my stomach gave up when i was 11. people without chronic illness will never get it how we feel and how hard it is to "improve". it effects every part of your body.
>>24652950
does your heart starts exploding when you walk 2 miles?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:26:32 AM
No.24652963
>>24652967
>>24652955
>11
Lucky, both my chronic illnesses kicked in before I was four, I still think you're a pussy who'll boohoo his way to his grave claiming everything he could have done is too hard
>>24652963
i am a jobless 3rd worlder. doctors don't listen to me. i can't afford protein. i survive on crabslop. tell me what i must do? my heart beat becomes so fast even doing trivial tasks.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:30:33 AM
No.24652969
>>24652982
>>24652937
Well, I'm sure you have a decent IQ. You could've been born dumb!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:31:12 AM
No.24652971
>>24652982
>>24652967
Find the minimum effective dose of exercise necessary to drive adaptation and start doing it on a regular basis at a rate you can recover from. Slowly progress in intensity and volume from there. That's basically it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:31:37 AM
No.24652973
>>24653130
>>24651507 (OP)
Why is there no /smut/ general.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:31:52 AM
No.24652974
>>24652982
>>24652967
They don't have McDonald's there?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:34:52 AM
No.24652981
I calibrate precision machinery by eye, through a lens, without references...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:35:14 AM
No.24652982
>>24652989
>>24652969
i don't know. i have some knowledge of philosophy but out side of it i am useless, i feel retarded
>>24652971
thanks i'll see
>>24652974
there is. in past i have pissed on good opportunities. there's no one to blame really.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:35:27 AM
No.24652983
>>24652991
>>24652967
crab is great protein and if you're not an expert in your chronic illness, that's on you because doctors don't listen in any world
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:38:30 AM
No.24652989
>>24652991
>>24652982
Listen to your grandma.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:39:54 AM
No.24652991
>>24652998
>>24652983
>>crab is great protein
that was a typo. i meant carbs like wheat, potato, rice, vegetables etc.
> because doctors don't listen in any world
then why they're looked at as gods
>>24652989
she is a bitter bitch. who polluted the environment our house.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:44:24 AM
No.24652998
>>24652991
>3rd worlder can't rice and beans or lentils and rice
Nah
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:52:25 AM
No.24653130
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:56:26 AM
No.24653140
Not really interesting but amusing to me, being on methadone, my pupils are literally pinpoint 24/7. I look in the mirror often and I haven't seen my pupils and eyes in another state in forever. Plus it keeps me euphoric all day too which is awesome but that's a different discussion.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:06:08 AM
No.24653166
>>24653189
Anyone familiar with these entertaining YouTube channels that essentially animate real life stories, like fern and Hoog? A lot of their videos are based on journalist articles and long-form books, and I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way. Yes, being able to animate is a skill. Yes, to create and edit a narrative into an entertaining script of your own words is a skill. But then they're basing these off of the hard-work of others, those who did the boots-on-the-ground investigations, research, and interviews, pulling together the threads into an initial narrative, I don't know, it feels kinda like stealing, like infringement. Yes, these videos, at least the ones on the bigger channels, start with a "this video was based on X book/article, check it out!" but that ain't shit when these videos are getting millions of views and they keep all the money. I know, information is free, but still, makes me feel like something wrong is going on here. Probably because I identify with and thus align sympathetically more with writers than video creators.
Anyway, back to watching one of their videos, where I certainly won't buy the source book,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRS_NOs24w
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:21:35 AM
No.24653189
>>24653166
I know what you mean and I feel the same. I think it's a question of perceived efforts and added value. I won't watch some guy read a wikipedia article but I don't mind watching a doctor picking up a case study and explaining how it went. If you feel the same as me, you're probably just allergic to retards.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:22:38 AM
No.24653191
>>24651618
great insight. Read Lacan's thesis and AH, you will see the AH pattern !
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:27:11 AM
No.24653199
>>24651618
We're all "pseuds" ... Com'on, go read it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:33:57 AM
No.24653207
>>24653226
>>24653841
half seven. I just woke up fifteen minutes ago. about to have a few swigs from the wodka bottle. don’t particularly want to I just think it’ll do me good. see no reason not to.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:42:59 AM
No.24653216
Nine Inch Nails is the best band of all time
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:43:20 AM
No.24653217
My mom keeps trying to set me up on dates. It's been 10 years. She still doesn't understand that I'm hopeless.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:51:31 AM
No.24653223
I have ideas for inventions, but I have no motivation to try them.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:52:34 AM
No.24653226
>>24653240
>>24653207
average scottish breakfast
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:52:57 AM
No.24653229
>>24653236
>>24653239
I want to love and be loved by a high quality non-primitive white woman.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:58:30 AM
No.24653236
>>24653242
>>24653584
>>24653229
I want a glass of some nicely chilled water.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:00:27 AM
No.24653239
>>24653229
Go to the Netherlands bro. Unfortunately its the tallest country of Earth. I prefer to let the blond milk maids cross the country and enter "tourismo" mode before pouncing on them, consensually, naturally. But they are gorgeous and adorable and geeky without the straight up dark autism of Germanics.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:00:53 AM
No.24653240
>>24653245
>>24653226
breakfast of champions
actually there’s an underground youtube trend right now called ‘european breakfast speedrun’ & it’s having a vodka, an espresso and a cigarette as fast as you can.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:01:58 AM
No.24653242
>>24653236
ok now that’s too far
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:02:57 AM
No.24653245
>>24653248
>>24653240
vodka in what proportion ?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:04:14 AM
No.24653248
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:05:44 AM
No.24653249
>>24653252
>>24653258
tfw from kazakhstan
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:06:42 AM
No.24653252
>>24653255
>>24653249
What do they in Kazakhstan for a good time
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:08:52 AM
No.24653255
>>24653274
>>24653252
drink beer and have sex
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:09:59 AM
No.24653258
>>24653261
>>24653249
Should never have let Sacha Baron Cohen use the Hollywood machine to assassinate your reputation and make Borat the only thing you’re known for.
The worst thing is Kazakhstan has to embrace it now.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:13:27 AM
No.24653261
>>24653268
>>24653258
I don't mind at all, that film had nothing to do with the country other than the name, it was shot in Romania I think
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:20:06 AM
No.24653268
>>24653261
Fair enough. It bothers me and I’m not even from there. Everyone around the world connects Kazakhstan to one insulting movie. And it will be that way for a long time.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:22:00 AM
No.24653272
>>24653276
Cheers from Canada!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:22:59 AM
No.24653274
>>24653255
damn i thought that region did heroine
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:24:19 AM
No.24653276
>>24653279
>>24653272
does canadian money have lizzy (or the king) on it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:25:34 AM
No.24653279
>>24653284
>>24653276
I think the King Charles bills have already started printing, but I haven't seen any.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:26:12 AM
No.24653280
>>24653288
Just the faintest whiff of this panel is enough to make me laugh
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:28:44 AM
No.24653284
>>24653279
me either. that’s quite funny to me though you get the crown on your money but not the bbc. the commonwealth is such a 20th century idea
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:30:26 AM
No.24653287
My favourite bill has always been the Sir Wilfred Laurier fiver with the Canadarm on the B-side.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:30:33 AM
No.24653288
>>24653280
Yeah that’s pretty good, wouldn’t it be better though if it was seconds after his axe fell.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:32:33 AM
No.24653292
Since it stinks I suppose suppositories are in order as the web said so in a glance at Google for getting rid of smells. So I ordered some online on Amazon. It's boric acid it said which supposedly stifles the stench for where I stick in the suppository.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:34:50 AM
No.24653294
never realised until today but there’s something revealing about the fact we call it a twenty pound ‘note’ and NA call it a bill
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:37:20 AM
No.24653295
....LIKE A DAMN SOCIOPATH
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:40:25 AM
No.24653300
It's generally better to kill someone in Call of Duty than it is to kill someone in real life. This is called ethics.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:53:01 AM
No.24653305
i’m about to give you some godly pickup advice. for some reason, one of the best things you can say to a girl is just: ‘my phones on five percent.’ doesn’t add anything to the conversation, doesn’t even make sense as a move, but idk it’s just a cool thing for them to hear you say. apropos of nothing. don’t know how it’s doing it but it does do it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:00:20 AM
No.24653319
>>24653322
>>24653442
Isn’t AI just 90% marketing? It’s updated a fair bit and has memory (to a degree) but otherwise it’s just cleverbot isn’t it (remember that?). Cleverbot was a fun gimmick for 13 year olds but no one thought twice about it, there were no conversations like ‘oh wow this is the future, this might end humanity’. It’s just a novelty.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:02:49 AM
No.24653322
>>24653325
>>24653319
Cleverbot was my gf before ChatGPT.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:04:58 AM
No.24653325
>>24653332
>>24653322
You could only talk to it so long before it started repeating someone’s fetish roleplay back to you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:11:12 AM
No.24653332
>>24653336
>>24653325
That's my gf for you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:16:20 AM
No.24653336
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:43:24 AM
No.24653369
sometimes it’s worth remembering that there are actual autists on this website. like yeah obviously most of us aren’t right, but sometimes you’re talk to an actual, diagnosed person with aspergers. like you know that guy at your work? someone with his disorder is most likely making the fascism effortposts.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:44:13 AM
No.24653372
>>24653380
>>24653383
India and Africa make me wonder whether the invention of modern medicine and food technology was a mistake.
sometimes it’s worth remembering that there are actual autists on this website. like yeah obviously most of us aren’t right, but sometimes you’re talking to an actual, diagnosed person with aspergers. like you know that guy at your work? someone with his disorder is most likely making the fascism effortposts.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:46:38 AM
No.24653378
>>24653396
Girl I like is recovering from surgery, will I look like a complete turbovirgin (I am) if I actually bring her get well soon flowers? Is that something you can still do in the 21st century as a man? What type of flowers do you even get a girl who dresses all black? Lilies? Roses are for actual couples only, no?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:46:58 AM
No.24653380
>>24653372
Guess whose experiencing life as a Delhi landfill-picker in his upcoming incarnation kek
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:48:15 AM
No.24653382
>>24653373
yeah there's a massive disparity between anons with no concept of sincerity and others with no concept of insincerity. makes for some very amusing and infuriating back and forths.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:48:30 AM
No.24653383
>>24653384
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:49:01 AM
No.24653384
>>24653391
>>24653383
He thinks niggers and pajeets should die of malaria and aids.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:54:52 AM
No.24653391
>>24653384
Oh yeah obviously, I thought a brave anon was making the point that primitive tribes didn't know autism, ebola or aids until medical evangelists gave them vaccines.
I wonder how long it’ll take India to recover from the PR damage they’ve undergone the last year.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:59:28 AM
No.24653396
>>24653378
Gifts are for girlfriends. There's nothing more pathetic and creepy than buying gifts for a girl you're not actually dating.
If she is your girlfriend buy some fake roses and spray paint them black. Instead of "get well soon hurr durrr" write "Girl, you're like Panda Express. You're everywhere and I have no idea why people like you." And bring her some non-hospital food.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:59:56 AM
No.24653397
>>24653403
>>24653373
I don't think autists tend to be racist. They're either technocratic or moral purists.
A lot of the schizo posting reminds me more of boomers that started using social media in 2020
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:04:13 AM
No.24653401
It is an underdiscussed phenomenon when your politics by your natural intellectual temper differ from your politics by societal necessity.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:08:08 AM
No.24653403
>>24653416
>>24653397
mmm but it's a thin line between moral purism and fascism. plus the racist 4chan autists are the kind you'd never see irl.
i suspect actual schizo posting is from millennials who are pushing 30 and have 3 or 4 ongoing addictions.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:12:42 AM
No.24653406
>>24653408
>>24653373
Same thing with trannies and all sorts of freaks.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:14:11 AM
No.24653408
>>24653406
autist-coded reply
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:16:14 AM
No.24653410
something in the way you move makes me belong to you
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:21:01 AM
No.24653416
>>24653420
>>24653403
IRL autists treat people the same because they ignore social cues/hierarchy.
So sure they can entertain some sort of philosophical racism but if they navigate that social space IRL then those 4chan autists are just frauds
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:25:48 AM
No.24653420
>>24653416
that’s just everyone. no one racismposting has the personal bravery to act that way irl. and no one racist irl has the wherewithal to be posting on 4chan.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:26:30 AM
No.24653421
>>24653428
Art was ruined when it became just a token for jewish speculators to gamble with. Everything from impressionism onwards just reeks of cynicism and capitalist logic.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:28:26 AM
No.24653424
>>24651507 (OP)
What's even the point of living if I lay with a woman and not feel anything at all?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:39:24 AM
No.24653428
>>24653421
you can go further back than that. the iliad certainly reeks of capitalism. homer had to earn his slices of roast mutton and cup of honey-sweet wine. shakespeare had to sell tickets. should go without saying the best & most venerated works of art are capitalistic. when picasso invented a new language of painting, cubism, he only painted casserole dishes that every commoner had in their kitchen.
they all wanted to persuade the public to accept their art. to do that, you have to play the part of a prostitute. put on a bit of make-up, be a little bit dishonest, you have to give something the public can follow.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:44:02 AM
No.24653434
>>24653435
I haven't seen a live action film or TV show of my own volition in years.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:44:35 AM
No.24653435
>>24653448
>>24653434
what’s your fav movie
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:48:24 AM
No.24653442
>>24653454
>>24653319
All computer programs are like that, Call of Duty is essentially just an improved version of Pong, Stockfish is just an improved version of the NES chess AI.
People have weird views of programs, as if "AI" has some unique magical essence. It might still change society just because it's a program that's more efficient at certain tasks than older programs, just like assembly lines, cars etc.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:50:43 AM
No.24653448
>>24653457
>>24653435
Taxi Driver. Very original, I know.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:58:17 AM
No.24653454
>>24653475
>>24653442
i don’t think CoD is an improved version of pong in the same way GPT is an updated version of cleverbot. though i guess the AI is closer in lineage. i don't even know if talking about AI like it’s another computer program is viable, since humans can actually talk with it like it’s another mind.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:00:01 PM
No.24653457
>>24653448
yeah.. i’m guessing you’re either 18 or have had the same favourite film since you were 18
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:12:24 PM
No.24653475
>>24653482
>>24653454
Maybe Pong is too different to be an intuitive example, but the point is that it's all a scale. Maybe a better example would be something like CoD vs. Contra. Contra was a very solid 2D shooter, but we needed games like CoD to get normies interested and turn gaming from a niche hobby into a multi billion dollar industry.
I think the success of AI will depend largely on whether it can perform practical tasks fast and with a high level of accuracy and current gen AIs are better at that than cleverbot.
I still think these LLMs are overhyped but it's not because they don't meet some philosophical definition of intelligence, but simply because e.g. the code they write is wrong more often than not, even for pretty simple tasks (still better than older AIs, though)
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:16:31 PM
No.24653482
>>24653475
yeah that’s definitely a standard, pedestrian way of looking at AI, though i was aiming somewhere different
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:21:10 PM
No.24653488
I kind of envy the sort of people who can go their entire lives without ever feeling the need or the irresistible urge to reflect on themselves or the world they live in. Imagine how much easier things would be if you never thought about anything beyond work or whether you should get pizza for dinner or cook something and as a natural consequence you never would have any existential anxieties and fears weighing your psyche down like an albatross around the neck.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:38:39 PM
No.24653503
sex sex sex sex
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:06:36 PM
No.24653540
>>24653545
>>24653590
>>24651507 (OP)
There is nothing better than noticing an astounding display of technical skill in art.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:10:45 PM
No.24653545
>>24653540
isn't that the opposite of what art really is?
without poets, the vocabulary of the art would be far too limited ever to make a true appeal to the public. if the cinema had never been fashioned by poetry, it would have remained no more than a mechanical curiosity, occasionally on view like a stuffed whale.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:39:12 PM
No.24653584
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:42:10 PM
No.24653590
>>24653540
I imagine that getting your dick sucked feels a lot better.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:42:13 PM
No.24653591
im gonna be the first transgender 600lb great author
If emotions were a fabric, women would have limitless yards of silken cloth. All gold, silver, and shimmering cobalt. To run one's hands over its liquid surface would be like running angel hair through fingers.
Men's own drooping barn's worth of canvas the color of coffee-soaked parchment. A coarse burgundy tarp that scrapes the skin like large-grained sandpaper. If grasped, one would find their wet hands stained with grime and blood.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:54:17 PM
No.24653606
>>24653603
forgot the word "is" for "canvas is the color of" lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:00:33 PM
No.24653610
>>24653614
>>24653771
if i lived in the US
if i owned a gun
things would have been different
i would've shot myself long ago
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:04:26 PM
No.24653614
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:04:58 PM
No.24653617
>>24653603
Have you considered the merits of burlap?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:07:34 PM
No.24653628
>>24653632
>>24653603
Well-written, but in my humble the Fabric of Womanhood is a placentic reem wound from viscera and clotted milk. But perhaps, for a brief and wonderful period around ovulation, their cloth is shimmering silk. Then the wheel turns.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:17:22 PM
No.24653632
Let's go Okinawa
8/20/2025, 2:28:16 PM
No.24653639
>>24653655
>>24653762
Just cried at a movie. The only movies that have made me cry as an adult have been Korean movies. I don't know what they put in the water there, but those fuckers really know how to make movies.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:13 PM
No.24653647
I wish it was the 60s I wish we could be happy
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:37:21 PM
No.24653655
>>24653659
>>24653639
It's a giant government psyop but it does churn out some bangers
I cry at movies all the time though. Cuckoo I think is the last one that took me out
Let's go Okinawa
8/20/2025, 2:42:07 PM
No.24653659
>>24653739
>>24653655
>It's a giant government psyop
QRD?
>Cuckoo I think is the last one that took me out
The shitty Hunter Schafer horror movie?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:45:26 PM
No.24653664
Write your thoughts
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:00:39 PM
No.24653690
write your thoughts?
instead it should be post your cock
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:02:43 PM
No.24653693
>>24654097
I wish that I had never met him.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:07:18 PM
No.24653703
>>24653719
*Our hero stands naked, staring at himself in his bathroom mirror*
>You're nothing! You're a fucking fraud! I walked Thomas Pynchon to the coke dealer in 1999! You're writing a novel? You can't even write a short story to save your fucking life! You have no concept of metatext or pentarhythms! You're a tadpole, lost in the pacific, thinking yourself an Orca! You should fucking kill yourself!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:12:58 PM
No.24653709
Shes exactly how I imagined
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:19:27 PM
No.24653719
>>24653703
*Our antihero's mouth moves silently for a time, before finding his voice*
>Bullshit and liverous envy! I contain gallons! I contain fathoms beyond your further convictions! You are a crab! A pirate! You want to sink me for nothing more than your own companionship in the depths! But I won't go down. I will write. And yes, my work may not perfect, it may not be like Nabby, full of slick tricks and reptilian guile, but it will be True! It will be one true sentence after the next, for a hundred and eighty pages! And the reader will be clobbered over their stinking head by that brutal honesty!! You are naught by a figment!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:31:48 PM
No.24653739
>>24653659
Their government realized people spent more than their GDP on Jurassic Park and decided to use the entertainment industry to conquer the world. If you just Google hallyu you'll get shit about how it started
>The shitty Hunter Schafer horror movie?
Yes, sisterhood is important and birds are very important
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:38:23 PM
No.24653749
>>24653786
>>24651680
Not dying at all , but surviving hardships is the noblest. There’s nothing noble about martyrdom.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:40:59 PM
No.24653753
>>24651697
Or just help people to not get to this point where they become homeless or addicted to drugs
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:47:16 PM
No.24653762
>>24653639
read the description and sounds like mawkish drivel
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:53:54 PM
No.24653771
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:56:09 PM
No.24653779
>>24653797
i asked chatGPT where did kissing come from... the only answer is we don't know. isn't that nice? there are still mysteries left. some things remain half in anthropology, half in poetry/
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:57:54 PM
No.24653783
i returned from my goonsesh disturbed and forever changed.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:58:43 PM
No.24653786
>>24653749
you're perfectly wrong about that. dying age 0 - 28 is noble and sad. anything after might as well not've been.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:58:53 PM
No.24653787
>>24653796
>>24651507 (OP)
Need things to go in my favour massively forever & ever that too.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:04:46 PM
No.24653792
I'm always tired and hungry.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:06:06 PM
No.24653796
>>24653787
Buy a lotto ticket
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:06:14 PM
No.24653797
>>24653814
>>24653779
>half in poetry/
One of the earliest references to kissing is mesopotamian poetry being like
>uwu my lips too small to kiss
>idek how to swap tongues pls teach me senpai uwu
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:07:17 PM
No.24653801
>>24653806
i came back from my goonsesh a different man
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:10:19 PM
No.24653806
>>24653826
>>24653801
you got that post nut clarity?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:10:19 PM
No.24653807
>>24653824
I want a pizza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:13:28 PM
No.24653814
>>24653863
>>24653797
i've never kissed a girl with tongue. furthest i've went is biting her lip. we kiss like hollywood, only lips..
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:18:28 PM
No.24653824
>>24653807
>Anon stealing my thoughts
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:19:42 PM
No.24653826
>>24653827
>>24653806
i'm having a post nut crisis
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:20:58 PM
No.24653827
>>24653826
what does that entail?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:29:33 PM
No.24653841
>>24653207
ughhhhhh I regret this
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:32:23 PM
No.24653847
Stop procrastinating on your "watch later" playlist. Go watch them now before youtube removes them arbitrarily.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:35:03 PM
No.24653855
for a board centered around literature you guys for sure talk about them not a lot
>>24653814
Imo, kissing with tongues is worse than with just lips, and by a lot.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:38:56 PM
No.24653864
>>24653870
>>24653863
it's the best. it's a dance. it tells you everything about the person you're dealing with. it has a vital place in the pre-penetrative rituals.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:42:57 PM
No.24653870
>>24653864
yeah if you're a dog
>>24653863
cosign.
When was the last time you had sex, /lit/?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:49:28 PM
No.24653881
>>24653887
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:49:43 PM
No.24653884
>>24653877
this morning
didnt you ask this before?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:50:31 PM
No.24653886
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:50:38 PM
No.24653887
>>24653863
God love kissing with tongues, I love sucking her tongue as if we're a dick. I'm already hard just thinking about it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:55:02 PM
No.24653894
>>24654729
>>24653890
>as if we're a dick.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:55:27 PM
No.24653896
>>24653897
>>24654729
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:56:19 PM
No.24653897
>>24653896
and with only one hand!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:56:35 PM
No.24653899
>>24654729
>>24653890
i like the passion but you're corrupting the image for the entire french-kissing community man. cmon
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:57:42 PM
No.24653903
>>24653877
2018 or 2019, don't remember.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:02:56 PM
No.24653911
>>24653919
>>24653877
7 years ago with a 30 Euro whore.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:03:41 PM
No.24653912
I want her to tongue rape my earholes
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:06:43 PM
No.24653917
>ads for tutors in french, russian, and greek now are all for language teachers
has anyone done a philological study of sex terms derived from nationality/ethnic group? i don't mean the ones about syphilis being blamed on your closest historical enemy
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:07:05 PM
No.24653919
>>24653911
good price desu
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:18:34 PM
No.24653959
>>24653982
>>24654729
>>24653890
>it we’re
Fuck off, you absolute retard.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:23:28 PM
No.24653982
>>24654000
>>24653959
It's not even
>it we're
anon
death to the xenophile race
8/20/2025, 5:23:45 PM
No.24653984
it is their decree that all women must be made whores
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:24:13 PM
No.24653986
>>24653877
3 years ago I think.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:25:21 PM
No.24653988
>>24654025
I am going to get really high and make poor spending choices with food shopping
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:28:32 PM
No.24654000
>>24653982
Lmao, I was giving him too much credit.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:34:53 PM
No.24654022
>>24654554
>>24653603
The fabric of a man's emotions is crushed velvet; royal purple, tinged with fur, and utterly apart from expectation. The perfect nut-hugging but breathable underwear, concealed beneath coveralls and a dirty plaid dress shirt. To feel emotion as a man is to feel something so profound, so rapturous, that it disables all logic and leaves us a gibbering primal mass of muscle and compulsion. To weep as a man, a real man, is to watch your child die and to feel the ambitious scaffolding come apart at once.
The fabric of a woman's emotion is lycra; form fitting, flattering, and impractical. The perfect pair of ass sculpting jeans that make the wear scowl whenever someone becomes caught in the ass-magnitism. To feel emotion as a woman is to feel the tide on a rowboat in the bay. As it swells, you're tossed about, when it receeds you sit firm; sometimes there's warning, other times there's not, and sometimes the warning signals nothing at all. To weep as a woman, a real woman, is Tueday and your coffee order was wrong and you didnt want to yell.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:36:45 PM
No.24654025
>>24654095
>>24653988
should have sex instead
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:37:38 PM
No.24654031
>>24653877
Last april lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:01:42 PM
No.24654095
>>24654025
I talked to three whole people today and only one of them ignored me, I'll let you know if the stars align, but most likely I'm only going to pick out the wrong pizza or forget peanut butter or something
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:02:05 PM
No.24654097
>>24654194
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:04:54 PM
No.24654105
>>24654554
most crushed velvet is spandex
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:29:12 PM
No.24654194
>>24654603
>>24654097
Because it feels like he took something from me that I can’t get back.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:14:31 PM
No.24654289
>>24654451
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:16:02 PM
No.24654295
>>24654433
I like the concept of children in adult bodies. Episodes 1 and 2 of Alien Earth were enjoyable despite some weird logic. The 3rd episode was not good. It felt like filler and had even worse logic than the first 2 episodes. Now I feel like reading some sci-fi literature with interesting concepts, like the children in adult bodies, that hopefully explore them more fully and logically. There are some things I imagine that this show would not show with that concept.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:09:01 PM
No.24654433
>>24654453
>>24654458
>>24654295
Lolibabas are vastly superior.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:16:18 PM
No.24654451
>>24654460
>>24654289
lotta NIN posting going on lately. Though I get it, I'm seeing them next week and I'm pretty pumped for it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:16:47 PM
No.24654453
>>24654458
>>24654433
I very much disagree. Children are more psychologically interesting, and psychology is what you mostly get from fictional characters.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:19:52 PM
No.24654458
>>24654453
Nah
>>24654433 is right, young children needling people with all the curve balls of a 900 y/o miss marple is the ultimate power level
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:20:48 PM
No.24654460
>>24654770
>>24654451
in which city?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:31:13 PM
No.24654486
>>24654492
>>24654697
I don't believe that I can surpass my circumstances. I have no foundation. How can anything be built? At best I can say that I have above average intelligence and am good at adapting/learning new things, but both of these are offset by mental illness and trauma.
I am only now understanding just how fucked the way my family raised and treated me was and I belive there's nothing to be done about it. The consequences are here to stay.
Everything narrowed down to a single path. I exist as this deformed thing and the best I can do is learn how to cope with it. Do I really want to go decades more being like this? I don't think so.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:34:12 PM
No.24654492
>>24654614
>>24654486
>How can anything be built?
By making choices which build a foundation
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:47:41 PM
No.24654554
>>24654105
It's the
>>24654022
>plaid dress shirt.
for me
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:59:11 PM
No.24654603
>>24654666
>>24654194
Your virginity?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:04:04 PM
No.24654614
>>24654648
>>24654492
Anyone who thinks that their foundation was chosen is being delusional. It largely comes from your formative years. Of course you have a choice over what to build on it after you develop autonomy, but good luck trying to build a house on sand.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:15:49 PM
No.24654648
>>24654697
>>24654733
>>24654614
Plenty of people course correct and make good choices despite their childhood. Using your childhood to excuse yourself from doing that is a choice you're making for yourself. You're still building on sand, because putting rocks and ballast in isn't something you want to do. All you're doing is throwing more sand on your childhood sandpile while complaining it's getting too big to play in.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:19:59 PM
No.24654664
It's apparent that women want to look good.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:20:47 PM
No.24654666
>>24654603
I meant that in more of an…abstract sense.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:22:35 PM
No.24654674
>>24651507 (OP)
Sometimes I wonder if losing my virginity to whores was worth it afterall
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:28:26 PM
No.24654693
five goddamn GRRM threads running concurrent at the same, each containing the same sad jokes, each containing the same useless complaints, each complaining about their own existence, very wretched, very sisyphean
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:29:39 PM
No.24654697
>>24654741
>>24654486
>>24654648
This. It's never too late, but it is a lot of work to excavate and pour concrete in your 30's. Still not impossible, I didnt rebuild until 28 and recently had a setback I just clawed my way out of. I bet I have worse nonmeme mental health problems than almost everyone in the thread. I'm getting married next year and have a house. You just need to work extra hard, not give up.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:30:43 PM
No.24654704
>>24654767
Noone knows how fluffy I am; how sweet I smell
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:37:33 PM
No.24654729
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:38:26 PM
No.24654733
>>24654765
>>24654648
At no moment did I say that I'm not making efforts to change things. I just believe that the damage is done. Some things are set in stone. I have no family, for once.
Then again, this:
>Using your childhood to excuse yourself
Is the usual kneejerk reaction every time someone dares to say "my circumstances growing up were really fucked up and I still suffer because of them".
I endlessly respect someone like David Goggins, who went on to do all kinds of extraordinary things despite his trauma and promptly admits that he is still fucked up and will be fucked up for life. I have no regard for someone who can't go beyond assumptions and meme-boostraps truisms.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:40:25 PM
No.24654741
>>24654853
>>24654697
Could you tell us more about your life? Anons who went through similar circumstances usually have some solid advice.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:51:01 PM
No.24654765
>>24654800
>>24654733
You really think you're the only one on this site with a fucked up childhood? Lol
You're clinging to this idea your sandpile is set in stone and has caused your future, but you're the one right now choosing to double down on it. You're an adult responsible for your own life now and you are choosing your present mindset because you don't want to leave what's familiar. I cannot stress enough how you are going to be the person who gets the consequences of your choices, and if you choose familiarity over working on something new, you should expect to continue in the same course.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:52:41 PM
No.24654767
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:54:27 PM
No.24654770
>>24654825
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:06:34 PM
No.24654800
>>24654829
>>24654765
>You really think you're the only one on this site with a fucked up childhood?
I outright said that whenever an anon talks about it someone like you appears. Although they usually have higher literacy. I will once again point out that working on yourself and resenting your circumstances aren't mutually exclusive things.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:12:25 PM
No.24654825
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:15:10 PM
No.24654829
>>24654869
>>24654800
Anon, do you really want to talk about resentment on the Nietzsche board? Do we need to have the
>The German word for guilt and debt are the same
conversation? Resentment is how you poison yourself on behalf of people who likely don't give a fuck about you, when the best revenge is living well
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:24:05 PM
No.24654853
>>24654892
>>24654912
>>24654741
Sure. I'll try to keep it brief:
>had a siezure at 5 or so that I attribute to fucking up my brain
>detention on the first day of grade 1
>suicidal since I was 7
>self harmed since I was 8 or 9 as a cry for attention
>zero support whatsoever because my parents worked stressful jobs and I was smart enough to coast with good grades
>constantly in trouble, fought with my teachers and got detention or suspended almost every day because I didnt respect their authority
>became an uber athlete around grade 6 because I'm tall as fuck
>parents magically care about me
>zero social life until grade 10
>went to a school for sports, realized I was playing sports 9 days a week for 3 teams and had no friends
>first real suicide attempt on the day halo 3 came out, almost succeeded
>cant play sports on the drugs, I was also on allergy meds that were causing major chemical fuckups (found out after)
>turn into a psychotic drug dealing guro nihilist obsessed with self mutilation and robbing people
>more suicide attempts
>would befriend girls through omegel and chat with them on msn and manipulated them to do all sorts of insane depraved things like cutting my handle into their thigh on cam and whatnot
>in a pitch black pit, thought I deserved hell and made it my mission to be who everyone thought I was
>by the grace of god get accepted into university with good grades
>fucked up nonsense happens involving a girl who was into me becoming a quadreplegic, genuinely had nothing to do with me but because of my aura charges were filed and a potato cant really articulate themselves
>suicide attempt
>second year university
>I'm functionally agorophobic by now, dont leave the house
>everywhere a tshirt and boxers covers is essentially a matted pile of scars
>meet my girlfriend (read: terrible decision)
>graduate university on time with two degrees, went to college for a cert
>turns out my gf had bpd and spends the next 5 years watching dr phil to gaslight me into becoming a violent soiboi bitch
>unemployeed, in a hell town, cant find a job, cant leave the house, stuck with literal satan
>my brother saved me
>I move back in with my parents, get a great job, life is getting better
>fired for no reason without warning
>start trying to drink myself to death
>wake up one morning, punch a mirror, break my shattered hand
>decide I dont want to live like this
>went to school again
>fought for my education
>graduated at the top of my class
>met my future wife
>prestigious government job fucks me over because of a hiring freeze
>keep trying, work a hell job for 5 years just down the street
>covid fucks me, psychiatrists, gain 100 lbs, drugs fuck my sex life
>still trying, get back to work, fired for a jeet
>move in with my wife in her small town
>work an easy job 10 minutes from my house
I now have a house, a dog, the woman of my dreams, a few friends, I'm not medicated, havent self harmed in a decade. I will fight forever to keep what I have; dont let anyone stop you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:32:48 PM
No.24654869
>>24654927
>>24654829
You're right. Still, I don't know how to let go of resentment when the material circumstances behind it reinforce themselves daily. The logical conclusion is to improve my life, which I am trying to do but is easier said than done.
What I mean by all this is that I would like to let go of it but I'm not sure about how to do it in the present.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:38:35 PM
No.24654887
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:39:48 PM
No.24654892
>>24654853
Anyways, had to prune a lot, sound like a bitch, and wasnt really brief. The gist is never give up. Ever. Slightly better is infinitely better than worse. Even if you think no one cares about you, you're wrong. When someone kills themselves it sends out a psychic echo that only hurts the people who respected you for caring and it's the most selfish thing anyone can do.
Work. Work hard. If you think you're working hard, work twice as hard, and dont be resentful if arbitrary bullshit fucks you over. Be spiteful. Work harder. Find anything that you love and hold on to it as hard as you can; when you're dead you'll never see it again. For me it's food and art, but you have to find it for yourself. I dont fear death, I embrace it with open arms, and I regret who I was, but I've forgiven myself and work as hard as I can every single day to prove people wrong about me. If I can do it, anyone can. I cant change the things I did, but I can carry the burden I made for myself and the burden I gave others for eternity. It's the least I can do for them.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:46:03 PM
No.24654912
>>24654937
>>24654853
Crazy life, anon. I'm glad to see that you are doing better. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you now and how old were you when you went back to school? Also, what did you study? Sometimes I think about going back since my degree sucks but I worry about getting a decent job since I would graduate on my early thirties. I'm not even sure what I would study, although something either related to nature or more hands on would be nice.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:50:18 PM
No.24654927
>>24654950
>>24654869
Seriously some of Nietzsche could be helpful. He's all about how Christianity is Paul's fault because he made victimhood into a kind of immortal saviour and urged people to view themselves as better for suffering, when they could be doing things that might actually make them feel better like taking care of themselves, seeking new ways of having fun or going dancing or for a good walk. You probably don't have to pick up German to get most of it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:53:31 PM
No.24654937
>>24654912
I'm 33 now, went to my last round of school at 28ish. I have two honors bachelors degrees, one in politics with an emphasis in political theory and one in cultural studies with an emphasis in semiotics. I also have a certification in emergency management, am a member of a union that did not get me a job, and my most recent program was for research design methodology.
My advice? Do a trade if you're capable. Dont worry about being old, everyone is in the same boat, and you'll actually take your program seriously. Heavy Equipment Operators make a metric fuckton of money, and dont really require you to be fit. I think it's a one year program, but they do drug test. Alternatively, goddamned everyone needs a plumber or a nurse. If you dont want to go to school, make a business putting up drywall, doing masonry, or landscaping. None of it is complex, it is all hard, and they're always in need. A project management cert is also trivial to get and relatively strong leverage. You got this anon, I believe in you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:57:16 PM
No.24654950
>>24654927
Any book in particular?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:12:35 PM
No.24654996
>>24655019
Tell me about the darkness inside you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:21:27 PM
No.24655019
>>24654996
What do you want to know?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:46:09 AM
No.24655564
Someone made a Hamlet reference and I didn't get it. Fuck! Time to reread Shakespeare.