>>41053436
>seduce woman
>she lets you come to her house to do sex
>maintain staying at her house
boom you have a house

>>41053109
My blood is dirty, I'm sorry Dave, I gave you Super Aids.

>>41046437
Damn the free flew so fast I had a typo in there and left a whole extra word and it was still better than Lucy Wukong's rap.

>>41044529
When you and him figure out what really is going on you're gonna shit, but I'm not gonna explain things as much anymore, this is funner.