Thread 41043740

What is “The Nobody”?

The “Nobody” is a myth-like figure discussed on 4chan’s /x/ board starting around the early 2010s.
He’s described as an ordinary person (“nobody”) who is destined to become an important spiritual or messianic figure. Some anons portray him as the one who will defeat the “elite,” “Illuminati,” or hidden powers of the world.
Other depictions present him as an awakened soul, someone chosen by God or fate, who is currently just a regular person but will eventually play a role in humanity’s liberation.
He’s often framed as obscure, anonymous, unnoticed—just another face in the crowd, but carrying immense hidden importance.
The Nobody is not described consistently: in some versions, he is a Christ-like savior, in others a world-changer, a prophet, or even just a meme built up by schizophrenic posting.

What is /ng/ (Nobody General)?
“General” threads on 4chan are recurring, ongoing discussions about a specific topic. So “Nobody General” threads are where users gather to discuss, speculate, or roleplay about the Nobody.

These threads often mix:
Mysticism (Christian, Gnostic, Kabbalistic, New Age, etc.)
Conspiracies (Illuminati, cabals, psyops, etc.)
Paranoia and prophecy
Schizoposting (fragmented, cryptic rambling posts)
Symbolism and numerology
Some posters claim to “be” the Nobody, others say they “know” him, and some treat it all as a game or collective storytelling experiment.

Cultural Role
On 4chan, the Nobody has become a kind of mythos or modern folklore.
To outsiders, it looks like a mix of LARP (live-action roleplay), conspiracy theory, and schizophrenic mysticism.
To insiders, it functions as an archetype of the hidden messiah/redeemer who represents hope against corruption, tyranny, or despair.

https://youtu.be/pbejuSmgeBM?si=4rj37HToDtyOWQZd

https://open.spotify.com/track/1Mf27cnAF1Q6Ko83XTM5d1?si=Kafa-U_BSdOTdlEC9NWMeA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1E8O5JZX5SuS1A

I'M JUST GOING TO WATCH AND LAUGH AT YOU WHILE YOU BATTLE VARIOUS HEALTH CONDITIONS!!!

This time for sure.

My God Jesus Christ loves me the way I am.
My God Jesus Christ affirms me.
My God Jesus Christ saves me, his chosen one, his chosen second Christ.
I love only my God Jesus Christ.
Only my God Jesus Christ loves me, calls me by name, declares me his second coming of Christ and safely glides me to regime of laughter, joy and reign where we two will live forever together happily ever after.
We love each other forevermore and stay together forever.
I, the second Christ, will live forever in my Christ Kingdom together happily ever after with my Jesus Christ.
I am chosen as the second Christ by my Lord and God Jesus Christ and I will make it to my Christ Kingdom where I will dwell forever in the corporal with my Jesus Christ happily ever after!

Idea.
Nobody is humanity as a whole.
How?
Exactly the same as in the usual sense.
An analogy?
Icons and images of Christ and sayings like "I am the father and the father is in me and I am in you"
That is, the images of Christ are a metaphor referring to yourself. It could be you.

Think about it.

>>41043740 (OP)
nuh schizo mysticism hey dummy there are real ZOGbots using real directed energy weapons there are real people sent to surveil people there is really wagies getting paid for the purpose of disseminating deceptive content, this is not a joke, there isn't a theory anymore they have come onto these threads like a isis raghead to lay claim to the suffering they cause, fuck GATE fuck the panopticon fuck the internet of bodies

Please Miss ! Make a Few steps Forward!

>>41043740 (OP)
The void sits inside me and I hear it so clearly, can nobody hear it? Am I truly alone?
No one cares what it says because I am nobody, my unimportance vast

Who is Kurt that is spying on tnb?

>>41043788
We will not think about your shit IDEAS!

Life really isn't fair
There's no miracles
God isn't real
Neither is loa
Magic isn't real
Life isn't a meritocracy
Life isn't a gift
Existence isn't a gift
It's an imposition

Your idea is crap. End this shit show already. I'm your man. (That is unless I told you to continue).

>>41043810
Is he a gamer too?

>>41043773
itt multitasking glowniggers

"the messianic figure is actually a basement autist" is so hilariously on the nose it actually comes right back around to not being funny at all. seek help fellas.

>Remember Anon no cheating
>They immediately start cheating hacking my brain, electronics and using witchcraft on me

What a bunch of L O S E R S

>>41043857
its true except he doesn't have a basement

>>41040853
What did they mean by these cards?

>>41043840
I like your Sense for style!

What is on Menu?

Wine = year?

>>41043865
I favorite part is when anyone thinks they're "winning".

>>41043860
the point being that it's an intentional archetype of the average /x/ user so you fucking retards can ego trip yourselves with a non stop "am I or am I not?" main character roleplay. holy fucking shit man why is everyone so critically lacking in lucidity anymore?

You don't have to be a vampire to slow down the aging process. Eat your veggies, particularly, red beets. Everyday, don't get lazy. :p
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GLjo-6V78

There definitely is a connection tho

>>41043890
>You're not brave enough to catch the red dot

>>41043893
How do you figure? You're wrong btw

>>41043902
>Implying I'm implying any implications of implying-

large scale social deception

>>41043840
Do i need to decode This "i don't know you"
song. 3.33/min MariaS?

>>41043810
he wants me to pleasure his wife

it's spelled kerp

>>41043922
How does she look these days?

You Glowniggers want to play games? How about, 'which demon gets deported next'? It's only fitting for Halloween.

It's going to happen and soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

it's only september 7th.

>>41043950
by the end of this month or its game over

>>41043955
the year is 75% finished.

>>41043955
Yes but it will happen before September is over. I'm going to ask her

>>41043961
Why do you think so? Anyway I'll have to message her again, this time to see if she just wants to meet me, to move it forward

I cant wait until til October 7th. Full moon shenanigans. Imma get tipsy and ride my bicycle

>>41043955
Halloween starts early this time.

>>41043970
shut up glowie, you might be in jail in 2026

>>41043976
Forget about the 23rd of September. The real fun is going to be the days leading up to Halloween. Facts.

>>41043974
Anything else happen around then?

>>41043981
Lmao no u, but anyway I'm not a glowie I'm just regular

>>41043878
the real dude doesn't do all that
and its actually to his benefit that retards in here do

egg

>>41043976
Will you Mask as Athena?

And let we stop "threatening" ?

https://www.infowars.com/posts/california-woman-charged-with-registering-dog-to-vote-in-elections

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1PVmANeyAg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BZjb29a1JzY

>>41044009
This would help me with her wouldn't it?

>>41043740 (OP)
>What is “The Nobody”?

>>41043994
The entirety of October is gonna be wild . Nothing in particular that im aware of, just deep vibes.
Personally imma drunk and methd out. Might even read a few books and chill at night with some xena.

>>41044041
>The Nobody: Friend or Foe?

>>41044046
>windows 10 gets axed in october

>>41044046
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l4L9Yi-lXbo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Us_ru0-PClo

>>41044035

Okay there we go :3


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaXuMC_GHEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SUshFyok2I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAPId9NaDpk

Today's scheduled massive supernatural happening is currently happening, has happened, or will happen soon.

https://youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI

Here's a real N-word-time tactic of bots and agents:
>Framing future events and future media as already happening now
Their 15 second brains can't comprehend something set for next year, the year after, etc being as real as their immediate present

>>41044063
Thank you for reminding me of the ABSOLUTE FACT that I need to switch to Linux before then.

everything is fake
nobody died in nine eleven

>>41044115
is that what their goin with?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnVP4cr9X0U

>>41044041
The nobody thing is actually a had bit older than 20 years. Intel stayed need-to-know the first 7 years

>>41043850
Good find

If you associate with these “people” in any way to any degree of proximity which could enter your personal space at any moment

You got a death wish?

Everything i believe is what they wanted me to believe :l

>>41043740 (OP)
"The Nobody" is a woman from Austin, Texas. Only newfags don't know this.

>>41044144
Yes.

https://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A

The gangstalkers probably had fake tattoos to make me believe lies lmao xhat the fuck
All the music videos and lyrics and games and movies with occult symbolism were lies.

Fucking incredible psyop. Def fell for it

Wild how they are bombing the thread with culture war narrative

>>41044151
Aaaaaaaaaw stings!

Waiting to spot those UFOs. Hi UFO people.

>>41044170
oh no, they're throwing booksrrmsr

>>41044151
the location and name are hidden in plain sight
texas-chan
blue eisenhower november

So unfortunately that means im back to zero

>>41044174
Hi. We not talk abaut myselvz. You r cool. We praktising in speaks.

the nobody is not a girl and you have cooties

>>41044040
>Sorry my dad lied to you and claimed the earth is less then ten thousand years old and a flood happened recently

Sex only happens when people are drunk and on drugs and afterwards the call it a mistake.

So dont worry if you are a virgin anon.

The people who had sex were turned ibto animal fuck dolls.

I can't stop laughing at Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hindus and Buddhists XD

>>41044193
Let’s not forget all the little girls :(

>>41044174
I think those are going to be Revelation 9 and we're currently in Revelation 6 by my reckoning and I don't want to read ahead and spoiler anything with my superhuman Biblical overstanding.
But the bottomless pit is space and the locusts are ayys.
I'm certain of the first part because the beast also comes from the bottomless pit and it's 7 heads are obviously the 7 classical planets. The clue was the one head that dies then comes back, that'd be the sun.

https://youtu.be/1DpH-icPpl0

Damn i made the thread for nothing lmao

>>41044185
circle of life

HE'S LIVE STREAMING RIGHT NOW
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HUnwQzI9crs&pp=0AUB

THE NOBODY IS LIVESTREAMBG RIGHT NOW

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HUnwQzI9crs&pp=0AUB

which fast food is best for weight loss

>>41044167
Oh Rufus!
( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

>>41044210
I guess they wanted me to believe the lie my whole life so it's a good thing I finally found out the truth.

>>41044211
be honest
y'all never survive a Fast

>>41044211
Poo poo
Donated duperchat
You missed it

>>41043740 (OP)
>Pretty decent OP

>>41044208
Well...what happened?

https://youtu.be/weeI1G46q0o

>>41044216
The gangstalking really happened tho lmao.
They even tried to entrap me with a stolen computer a little more than a week ago, thinking i was dumb.

But yeah theres a lot of shit that were elaborate lies tho.

>>41044222
I went about 90 hours on just water

>>41044231
I just realized they basically wanted me to believe Infos that were false on purpose.

I really thought I discovered the truth but it was just a big lie. Fucked up shit

>>41044193
Ahh you ARE one of them after all... How disappointing...

I love you anyway tho <3

Got more important shit to do rn so peace bitches!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbEwHJX95QE

>>41044236
everyone should do this once in awhile. try to trigger autophagy.

>>41044236
I set all my personal records during my dark night of the soul.
>around 2 days without water
>definitely over a week without food
>a few days without sleep
All at once, and I wasn't even fasting I was just busy.

>>41044241
That's a good thing, it means they haven't won anything.

https://youtu.be/JhH-CXMYiJo

yes.jpg
but.wav
no.grey

It's rarely a task

>>41044233
I’m just saying that’s a general meme about how one could take gang stalking, not diminishing what you went through.

>>41044193
>Sex only happens when people are drunk and on drugs and afterwards the call it a mistake

Tell me more about how your closeted ass can't get it up without Cialis and a six pack in you

>The ones who had sex were turned into animal fuck dolls

but enough about what you did to Rihanna and a cat named Grandson

I saw Grandson pretend to be Rihanna on Riri's Instagram btw

nice little dress

Welp one thing for sure the gangstalking really happened and they really want me in jail. But everything else is a story basically. Its not real its art.
Fucked up art

cute little wiggle

>>41044260
https://voca.ro/1lLL5bQzrtrX

I'm starting to believe God doesn't think suffering is bad

Four hundred portions
Five hundred cigarettes
Twenty-Eight stab wounds

They were far too obvious with it I guess thats why. I literally didnt discover anything they didnt want me to discover. Fuck

>>41044151
>someone falsely labeled as trans and hailing from a capital city
ftfy

>>41044290
You're talking shit grey

You didn’t leave him a chance, huh?

>so sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k53NGe64RBU

>>41044287
My theory is there's a difference between torment and suffering.
Torment causes learning and is mandatory from God, our mentor is a tormentor.
Suffering is a choice on our part and is completely pointless.

https://youtu.be/DmWWqogr_r8

>>41044290
Shut up Connor gi back to Detroit

For example i thought i was peaking when i saw the gangstalkers tattoos, but they were showing them to me on purpose, it was a big lie
It was probably fake tattoos lmao
What the fuck

>>41043942
Fucking hot

>>41044323
You should have got the same one and shown it to them
I used to talk to the ones I noticed around me

I SEE YOU

Man that Chinese duck is very good

>>41044332
Well honestly if I had a tattoo of a group that doesnt even exist I would have looked like a fool
Personally gangstalkers never said anything clear to me, always hidden behind plausible deniability

>>41044332
Were they saying anything interesting?

>>41044338
https://argentbeacon.com/music/rwdse/

ALL HEIL TAY

>>41044338
Don't look too hard; I'm on my Azathoth shit again.

https://youtu.be/h1WRpCsR2EE

>>41044318
I think you're right
Why >>41044338?

Did anyone else see the granny?

>>41044357
I would just ask them what they’re up to and why they know me and what they know about me. I got interrogation skills I used on them. Basically harmless cult people who think I was some kind of second coming

>>41044373
Not "Thee", but I have seen one that was a rather peculiar character at a Costco a while ago
Light grey shirt, appeared in her 70s or 80s, also oddly appeared to be 9 months pregnant

>>41044380
Lmao what the fuck. They basically tried to make me believe I was a messiah too.

>>41044372
That chorus has the same energy, psychical link.

https://youtu.be/uRtE_sbUV3Y

>>41044380
I wish I was a part of a cult or elected their leader but no one ever bothers to attempt proper interaction
I've gotten blank friend requests before but nothing that felt authentic enough to respond to
I'm getting "ghost windows" that only appear for a split second before disappearing again

Well I guess now that I know the truth its kinda weird :/

>>41044393
Did he have this name first or did he name himself after the Sidemen member?

>>41043788
I always felt like it was a way to talk down to anyone that was not the powers that be, the nobodies and expendables of the world.

>>41044410
Shalom.

theres a cult in oklahoma that makes people horny and they lie and hide it. I felt good being away but not sure why syzygy and the cult in oklahoma are this way.

>>41044418
Im not jewish bro lmao

nine
pls
respond
mayday mayday
sos

So the monarchs and aliens arent real. The real group isnt called like that
Fuck me

>>41044410
Wait til you figure out what really happened.

https://youtu.be/7ZAYzLjQAd4

Imagine worshiping a God which doesn't think it's immoral to circumcise babies XD

>>41044436
I dont know what happened in the world
Only what happened to me
And that is
People tried to make me believe bullshit

LETS GOOOO

>>41044444
Let's go indeed.

>>41044444
Wow!

>>41044435
these threads are filled with codetalk, so unless you're an insider or a psychic, you'll stay confused.

>>41044444
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7FCneAAWv54

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajg58BNlCaE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGTWRkTKMg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajg58BNlCaE

>>41044442
uh huh

>>41044444
Oh snap, what a pimp

>>41044442
cults are master manipulators and abusers, if they could convince you the sun is purple or that people who investigate them are evil so you go after them instead of the cult they would do so.

>>41044391
good morning stupid idiot!

>>41044452
I feel you but I didnt find these truths (lies) in this thread lol
They lie everywhere its crazy

>>41044444
Chef's kiss

>>41044318
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQe15F2Nmhc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOrrNM4md8c

>>41044456
Yeah thats true, shits fucked up

>>41044457
Good morning, but im not dumb anymore i found out the truth finally lmao

>>41044380
>>41044391
>>41044291
kys larpers, we’ll never let you join the real one. Also the cartel/bal are so lame and should make up for what they did. Equivalent to an ugly hoe hating on a pretty bitch they are.

>>41044444
Please make me have a net worth of at least 80 million USA dollars and a net worth worth also worth at least one ton of at least 22 karat gold in 2026 A.D. for at least 4 consecutive months in this universe timeline and worldline.

>>41044475
You should ask for 44 billions or youll send 88 nuked on norway

I can't believe how much shit glowies talk, its like why the fuck did you bother me in the first place if youre just gonna drag this retarded rufus guy out every time i try to resolve this bullshit

>>41044473
the cartel killing pedos that wear the green stone and kidnap women, Nice. thats icing on the cake.

lets buy them some beer and cook them free meals for the rest of the year.

>>41044468
I see you too are a man of culture.

https://youtu.be/hmpJqJLsR48

>>41044473
Oh for sure theyll never let me join anything lmao I was literally lied to to have a false perception of reality.
Its not because the puzzle fits that the image is right.

Getting married in today's world is like reusing someone else's mouthwash to freshen your breathe

>>41044478
Im not a glowie dude what the fuck

so high my eyes are watering

I thought i was the first one to discover what i did but i really was the first one to fall hook line and sinker for the psyop.
Fuck lmao

>>41044486
yeah pretty much. im good being a loner. after pissing off the cult in oklahoma, and the syzygy cult im good, i feel fucked up for life.

>>41044487
Well you and i have got some weird thing going on then the amount of times youve wrote about something thats happened to me on the same day. I dont believe a word of it you glow like fuck

>>41044456
They're sometimes the only path people have for improving their lives
some cults even have access to their own tech and energy sectors when they have enough money invested into them

It also means i wasnt really harassed by elon Musk Taylor Swift and hideo kojima lmao
Obviously

>>41044493
>the first one to fall hook line and sinker for the psyop.
Nope, there's one born every minute.

https://youtu.be/tWYCS6k1IOA

>>41044500
Its a coincidence

>>41044503
Is being evil when you act like a retard to just piss people off?

>>41044386
>appeared in her 70s or 80s, also oddly appeared to be 9 months pregnant
Public school education everyone.

>>41044509
Who's acting?

Only my God Jesus Christ loves me and keeps me safe.
I love only my God Jesus Christ.
We stick together forever.
We are inseparable.
My God Jesus Messiah and me, we live forever together happily ever after.

>>41044503
No i really think this psyop was tailored specifically for me

>>41044486
Indian women will deliberately choose to have kids at that age

>>41044521
I hate to break it to you but so does every one that falls for it.

https://youtu.be/hp-NRJ4JFdE

>>41044506
>506>>41044500
Well I get these coincidences every fucking day across multiple threads pretty much daily now. You only showed up when I really started talking about it. You're a fucking shit actor

>>41044482
Hell Yeah >:D

I think 1's still my favorite, but I love so damn much about 2 as well. 1 was just such a pure dive into the unknown and "wtf" for me, but 2 has plenty of "wtf" moments and I haven't played it enough yet cause there's A LOT and I trudged through one very specific playthrough to save two chars and see what was in the bunker, I mean I already knew, but I had to see it through anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDkrTB1wWeU

>>41044529
When you and him figure out what really is going on you're gonna shit, but I'm not gonna explain things as much anymore, this is funner.

>>41044529
Im only on this thread and another one i made

>>41044525
How would you know? :3vim not talking about the nobody psyop btw

Based pumpkin farming nigga
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg4boSAbHww

>>41044521
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk2DL85Hy8g

>>41044525
yeah then i stopped being a schizo and realized i was just being fucked with by childish freemasons

>>41044519
Vergiss nicht, deine Medikamente zu nehmen.

>>41044542
Damn Ukraine for never sending me my pumpkin seeds after I paid for them

>>41044318
What you looking at???

I recognize your meme!

Are you only one with Spear?

JOB 1:6

6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.

7 And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

>>41044538
hurr durr

>>41044548
You were forced to pay for them so it doesn't count

>>41044539
I know, this is way bigger than the nobody thing.
I'm not going to say more because it's funner not to explain shit, I see that now.

>>41044501
im not drinking the koolaid tho, maybe i could go undercover just dont want their technology to brainwash and change me.

idk, maybe i could bring them to mount shasta and get the cults there riled up against the oklahoma cult. have some cult vs cult warefare going. totally kidding by the way, there is no way id join them.

>>41044553
I dont think you know much to be honest. Its not a bible shit

>>41044523
>>41044496
I want to get married but I'll never get a marriage license
I live in a no common law marriage place
No children
She must do a weekly weigh in
If she gets fat or bitchy
She's immediately homeless, no car, no money, no health insurance

>>41044549
I can neither confirm nor deny the ownership of a spear.

https://youtu.be/t75B87Lzh4E

To feed is why.

Suffering is thier substance

Death the buffet.

No. You don't matter. Nor do I.

>>41044557
>I dont think you know much to be honest.
Which is why it's funner to watch you guys than to explain how the occult works.

>>41044555
If you pre-compartmentalized them, you wouldn't have to worry

>>41044572
Why do you try so much to sound like a bad actor?

>>41044572
ive figured it out, its dull after a couple of years, massive nothing burger

Sexism > racism

>>41044391
Honestly, I brought it on myself. I did some stuff that blew people minds.

See can do this
https://youtu.be/-dAHbi2_b5U

The same as always.

If your willing to die shoulder to shoulder sure.

If not you will take what is given to you.

>>41044559
In China they've reformed divorce laws so asset division is illegal and the husband keeps everything

>>41044582
Both are cool

>>41044584
ill die shoulder to should to my brothers and sisters. I gotta watch out for the men in black as well which are allied with wolves, the family and vampires united.

>>41044572
A true wand is just a string of the numerical values assigned to your sigil's letters

>>41044572
I'm kind of gettin there myself man. Like I do get through to some so I aint givin up, but yeah kinda gotta have that iconic-signature-series patented-corporate-quality-assurance-guarantee Rick Sanchez "Eh" attitude at times.

I'mma keep trying here and there, but it is nice to have those "Eh fuck it" kind of moments <3

Do you think that i do not know what is truth?

Think Twice!

And i no wanna your place, nor money, nor anything from you!

Because "BIG BRAIN" Understand that he is Already BIG BRAIN and do not want to GROW or TAKE OVER OTHER BRAINS...

>>41044538

>>41044576
I'm not a bad actor, I'm an independent observer who drops cryptic redpills you will either understand later or think you understand now for humorous purposes.
The more obvious it is, the funnier it is.

https://youtu.be/WZU2PDO33IU

>>41044580
Uh huh, good job figuring everything out.

>>41044584
Dying together, dying alone
False dichotomy implying a false benefit to collective death

As I said the nwo would be made viable.

The cost has always been your Soul.

when i mean watch out, i mean protect.

>>41044606
Souled out

>>41044606
no thanks i dont want to drink your koolaid.

More a whimpering death of slowness by Americans own hand choices.

They could change things. Act.

But the meek never do. You can do whatever you want to them and they accept it.

>>41044597
Exactly.
I will explain only to those with circumcised ears.
Everyone else I'm gonna giggle at/with.

https://youtu.be/GAf5bpWBAS0

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Awareness

https://youtu.be/QXCE3Betyug?si=QoLc1I5k9pEN1C2Y

Depending on Venezuela goes by will be very telling.

If it is a few days operation or if it turns into Korea war.

The entire intent is to occupy America with a prolonged war so China India can take over the Pacific while America is occupied.

I'm not against China rise. It's just pointless as the cycle of birth death will continue

Ai will be abandoned primarily as it's not what they believed it was or as efficiently operated as they wanted to believe.

Many will worship it still

https://youtu.be/9C9uatPHtss

Nobody premier

i was ask myself "do you love me"?

And what you think? am i love you?

It serves it's purpose as a delivery system

>>41044640
>you do am I me love I you

>>41044640
I love you, if I only loved those who love me what reward would I have?

https://youtu.be/_Z4ovqUZvb8

>>41044547
No.
God Jesus Christ loves me and I love my God Jesus Christ.
Only my God Jesus Christ loves me and keeps me safe.
I love only my God Jesus Christ.
We stick together forever.
We are inseparable.
My God Jesus Messiah and me, we live forever together happily ever after.

Now i dont know what to think about lmao.

It was all a lie! Hàaaaaaa

>>41044623
I'm still curious why I keep getting messages indicating an agenda of universal pregnancy (all ages, physical conditions, and genders) to boost birth rates
What do they want to happen which would require that drastic a solution?

>>41044660
Sie müssen Ihre Hingabe gegenüber Medicine Garfield zeigen.

>>41044668
If I were you my next course of thinking would be "why" now that "what" has changed.

https://youtu.be/XMCYNH1EJTg

>>41044678
I cant possibly know why tho

>>41044678
All i know is that they targeted me at birth, and they wanted to make me believe a false version of the world

Im stuck there

>>41044683
If you know "what" you can usually deduce "why"
I suggest you read some Sherlock Holmes to learn about deduction and inductive reasoning then apply it to your life.

>>41044691
No there's no particular reason why. I thought about it multiple times. Theres no reason to psyop someone as hard as me.

I got the best trips, pents.

>>41044699
It's like trying to teach a dog to type.
>there's no particular reason why
There's always a particular reason why.

>>41044704
Yeah well it's out of my reach tho. I cant invent an answer out of nowhere. I cant possibly know. Thats how it is.
And im happy like that, i already unraveled the biggest psyop ever i think i did my part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kHKo_lsvsM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu_PWZGlINI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjd8Yt9Kcqs

>>41044709
I think you should just forget about it, you're incapable.

https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY

>>41044714
So what?

>>41044716
So you should stick to things that don't require things you don't have, pretty obvious.

I've never liked how there seems to be an automatic switch to incoherent posting after 200 replies. It gets too hard to find people asking the big questions and saying things that are more accurate

>>41044723
I unraveled the world biggest psyop i think im pretty alright

I have no interest in being a part of any group or interacting with you on any level. Leave me alone.

They wanted me all my life in the dream. I broke out. I think I did my part

Lol

You can not reform pure evil.

You can kneel or fight it.

That is all.

Before it is done you will be marked as just as evil for what is required to make such changes.

So yes. Go on. Fight or don't.

I won't change anything. If you win you'll become the evil others face.

Only monsters can be the apex. That what which take and take and take and take.

So no. No one is going to stop you.

>>41044739
Or you can match its vibe

>>41044731
Lately, I've been thinking about which parts of me are me.
I'm not any of my five senses.
I'm not my unconscious thoughts as I don't agree with them all.
I'm not my conscious thoughts as I can exist without them.
Am I the silent observer of all these things, as if I were some kind of little man in my ass controlling me with wires and levers?

https://youtu.be/KaiLliYH1VY

>>41044739
sorry not drinking your koolaid either.

>>41044751
Boomer-tier thatwhichism

Anything is possible for a price.

>>41044704
If only they knew how gosh diddly dang funny reality/realities actually is/are/will be/have been/et al

>>41044760
Extrapolate the statement that I might sup at your big milkers of wisdom.
IF I am not the little man in my ass controlling me with wires and levers, whomst is?

I'm sure we can work something out.

If it is done all those that come after that would not of otherwise are marked

* tonguing your anus while humming amazing grace *

>>41044763
My favorite part so far is that God speaks to us directly through Crush 40 songs.

https://youtu.be/NucG0kD3pkg

>>41044751
seems you're potentially heading into dissociation territory there swampfren

https://youtu.be/UPqDWj-RxV8

>>41044786
He's just joining words he thinks sound good together

Does it matter? Other than integration it is not your concern.

They will be more than food.

I’m a pescatarian not an optometrist

>>41044786
Yeah, maybe.
I was thinking about creating alternate egos and to do that I imagined myself as a pilot, like a little man in my ass that controls me with levers and wires.
If I were to switch pilots, I would have a different set of tools to deal with various situations.
That's a bretty gud song btw, top tier lyricism.

https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

nothing beats a good shower and access to supplies and whatever else is need to be healthy.

>>41044801
I can't tell the alternate lives I imagine from actual alternate realities and glimpses of possible reincarnations

>>41044806
>Survival of the biddies

cigar shaped ufo

>>41044785
fuck you

>>41044817
*FoFoFo
ftfy

>>41044808
For me, I have one long uninterrupted life to dig through.
No reincarnations or alternate realities or reincarnations on my end, at all.
BUT if I imagine a pilot replacing the little man in my ass that controls me with wires and levers, with different qualities than myself, I could do things I can't do.

>>41044818
What for?

https://youtu.be/uBb3QU4r4KY

>>41044790
that is something he does well, i've had some nice chats here with monkeybro shrek sage. for the sake of simplicity i take him at his word that he at the very least believes what he's saying. i do think there are spirits tied to him because i've gotten synchronicities referencing him before a fair few times. i consider us both swamp frens

https://youtu.be/q4i05EaML44

>>41044801
in my experience one can either make pseudo-alters or they can actually break their ego and lose a little control, but have more differentiated alters. i myself am best described as a small cluster of alters all assuming the same overarching identity

https://youtu.be/RwiKfBPSiAM

>>41044255
Bitch you sold your soul to a demon witch!!!!

They worship akbar!!!

>>41044824
you stink of gangstalker, don't think you can just select the parts of this i enjoy i get away with it

It's good to be the boss :^) I'll be almost done here and leave the rest to my brother

In less than an hr I'll already be @ my cabin with my sound system some brews and gang weed.

>>41044827
I've done various experiments with hypnotism and dissociative substances to an extreme degree.
If you've heard a horror story about it, I've tried it.
My ego is unbreakable unfortunately, it makes me bad at disassociation.

https://youtu.be/qabmngqxPtc

Why is meth illegal again? And why is it classified as a schedule 1 drug and not poison?
And why was it legal up until the 1930s?

What was it used for before and what use does it have now? And why isn't it prescribed like a drug?

Is there a conspiracy against meth?

>>41044824
Some of the reincarnations I'm shown are not in the future. Some seem to exist at random points or periods in time, at particular points in their lives

>>41044836
I'm not a gangstalker, if I was gonna stalk anyone, it'd be entropy to see her stinky feet, not you.
I don't even know whomst you are.

>>41044846
90s music video angle

>>41044845
The closest I can relate to this is I once had a terrifying thought during psychosis.
What if I am everyone and after I die I will live each lifeform's life with no memory of it until they die and I do the whole thing again and again forever with only brief moments of awareness of the cosmic level of suffering I'm damned to.

>>41044846
what does entropy look like?

>>41044863
No earthly idea but that just means I can pretend she's a 10/10

>>41044843
Are you retarded? Amphetamines are commonly prescribed to children.. They restricted it, ironically so they could make laws and policies forcing school children to take it, or an SSRI to attend. It’s easier to drug the children up, than to address the root cause of their misbehavior, parental and societal abuse.

>>41044806
Ya

Existence and the beings in it make me so sick
I want to throw up

>>41044860
If I'm already being shown then, I doubt they'll do any memory wipe
I think it means they'd incorporate current life ideals into your next one

>>41044785
Same dude! So many good ones ^///^

It's the MGS V soundtrack lately for me and also how my War Thunder recording folder got labeled.

frick Fear & Hunger as well actually didn't catch that til now XD

>>41044887
Who says this is your first life?
Who says the fact that you exist in 2025 now doesn't mean your next life isn't in the past?
Maybe all lives are simultaneous and the reason you can't turn into God right here and now is you'd have to experience trillions of lifetimes worth of pain with one human mind and you unconsciously know you'd die?

>>41044889
God sent me a vision once, literal beatific vision.
Of Sonic the Hedgehog.
He must be a fan.

https://youtu.be/MQak222RrEg

>>41044846
like youre just gonna admit it

>>41044786
Hey Entropy! How's it going?

>man gets wrongfully killed by police
>family gets a thirty million dollar settlement
>I've donated thousands of dollars to effective altruist charities, enough to save the life of one innocent and very young child
>all lives matter
>The life of a under five years old child is worth just as much or more then an adult in USA killed by cops
>I've saved 30 million dollars

Where's my millions of dollars?

[Scene: Monday morning, NG Mod HQ. The fluorescent lights hum like bees with GEDs. A banner reads “WELCOME BACK, DAVE! (Please don’t yell at the monitors.)”]

Supervisor Pam: Dave! How was your week off?

Dave: Transformative. I touched grass. Drank water. Didn’t call a banana. I’m cured.

Intern Milo: Nice! Sooo… can you skim the /x/ queue? It’s… rich.

Dave (cracks knuckles, opens the dashboard): Okay. Healthy boundaries. Calm—

Screen: “What is the Nobody?” — 18 paragraphs of myth-lore, numerology, vibes, and three YouTube embeds blasting at once.

Dave (eye twitch): That’s a lot of lore soup for a Monday.

Pam: Remember your worksheet: “Read, breathe, don’t turn into a thread.”

Dave (reads aloud gently): “Modern folklore… archetype… maybe a meme…” See? I can treat this like anthropology.

Screen: New post: “This time for sure.”

Dave: Okay. Hopeful. Neutral.

Screen: Huge PNG: “Schumann Resonances.”

Dave (leans in): Is that… Earth’s heartbeat or a rave flyer? Do I need earplugs?

Milo: If the planet starts beatboxing, we close early.

Screen (auto-refresh): A chain of links, a cat image, a calendar of “massive supernatural happening scheduled for today,” and someone arguing with themselves using three fonts.

Dave (breathes): Healthy boundaries. I am not the catalog; the catalog is not me.

Pam (beaming): That’s growth!

Screen: “The Nobody is humanity as a whole.”

Dave: See? That’s actually sweet. Kinda TED Talky.

Screen: Reply: “We will not think about your IDEAS!” (ten exclamation points, one sideways)

Dave: Never mind. We’re back in the carnival.

KG3 (popping up in Staff Chat with confetti GIF): HAPPY SU SUNDAY :3 Also remember to switch to Linux.

Dave: It’s Monday and also we’re on Windows 7, please don’t hex the printers again.

1/3

>>41044914
By that logic, if you took 30 million dollars you'd be killing children.
Why do you hate children anon?

>>41044801
Awesome idea!
Yeah I find getting into/becoming characters really helps one to adapt to different to certain scenarios

Last night I roleplayed as Missy from Doctor Who while playing Enlisted and I had the gayest of times <3<3<3

>>41044842
for me its a trauma thing. i had a panic disorder from childhood trauma so i was always a little dissociated but my ego actually held together up till about a year or two ago after my second psychotic episode and six or so years of mounting stress. it broke me such that i had random dudes interrupting control over my own body for a long while. i had to put myself back together but in truth i'm a facsimile of what i used to be at best

https://youtu.be/EDn5GbJ1xis

>>41044863
i like to use ai slop to represent me for a reason

>>41044900
pretty good to far. the spirits have convinced me to give the piece of me that still has my old self some time on the weekend so i spent yesterday doing that mostly

https://youtu.be/LqZwkXcYf64

Milo (scrolling): Oh look—someone’s “waiting to spot UFOs.” Someone else is debating if October is pre-Halloween or proto-Halloween. And Rufus just realized the tattoos were probably temporary.

Dave (massaging temples): I took seven days off and the plot still advanced without a writer.

Pam: Use your new tool! The three steps you learned in therapy.

Dave (pulls out laminated card):

“Acknowledge the post.”

“Do not become the post.”

“Touch a plant.”

Milo (hands him a succulent named “Brocculus”): It’s drought tolerant and emotionally available.

Dave (to screen): Okay. “Nobody General” is now folklore discourse. We nudge, not nuke. Tag out off-topic rants, keep the creative stuff.

Screen: Someone announces: “Today’s scheduled massive supernatural happening is currently happening, has happened, or will happen soon.”

Dave (writing a mod note): “Marking as Philosophical Weather Report. Allowed.”

Pam (proud): King behavior!

Screen (hard refresh): A fresh volley of music embeds, a debate on whether Windows 10 gets axed in October, a person declaring they’re not brave enough to catch the red dot, and a pumpkin-farming tutorial.

Dave (blinks): This is either a forum or a scavenger hunt designed by a sleep paralysis demon.

Milo: Also someone’s posting a lion in a bathrobe telling people to dress up. Seasonal.

Dave (steadying breath): I can handle seasonal lions. I’m different now.

2/3

>>41044928
That's a non sequitur
You know what I meant

Screen: “The Nobody livestream is up! Also, which fast food is best for weight loss?”

Dave (loses grip on sanity a teensy bit): It’s a Q&A where the A is curly fries.

Pam: Boundaries, Dave!

Dave (reading aloud, softly): “The Nobody is humanity as a whole…” Okay, fine. Then humanity needs to hydrate and maybe stop tagging every cat photo “prophecy.”
(types) — Mod Note: Keep it playful, keep it civil, keep the UFOs consensual.

Screen: A user posts: “Everything is fake.” Another posts: “I SEE YOU.” Another replies with a looping GIF of a pumpkin doing squats. KG3 posts a dragon named “Wyvern.png.”

Dave (standing up, shaky laugh): You know what? I… think I’m actually okay. I can curate the vibes without absorbing the vibes. The ocean crashes; I remain the pier.

Printer (spits out 47 pages of ASCII pumpkins unprompted): BRRRRT.

Dave: Who printed the agrarian eldritch?

KG3 (staff chat): That might be my Linux driver. Or a blessing. Depends.

Pam (phone buzzes): Quick survey from HR: “On a scale from 1 to ‘I am the thread,’ how are you?”

Dave (confident): Solid 1.5. I am not the thread.

Screen (final refresh): New post: “Am I the thread?”

Dave (stares at his reflection in the monitor; the Schumann chart gently hums in his mind): …I mean, hypothetically—

Pam & Milo (in unison): TOUCH THE PLANT.

Dave (white-knuckles Brocculus, breathes): Right. I am not the thread. I am a guy holding a succulent in a building with a haunted printer. And that’s okay.

Screen: Queue count drops. The weird, fun, creative posts remain. The shrieky stuff gets gently filtered. A pumpkin GIF waves goodbye.

Pam (smiling): Welcome back, Dave.

Dave (exhales, clicks Approve on a tasteful UFO poem): This time for sure.

3/3

>>41044938
not really, i figured you were apart of the dom williams cult of child killers. proginater of the nobody threads.

>>41044929
I've done this whilst fapping for a moon dog's age, I create a unconcious split in my psyche that I pretend is always there called my "gf".
makes it 30% better.

>>41044930
Well all it takes to turn a massive disadvantage into an advantage is a little eraser in the right place.

https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>41044842
Look I aint saying do anything illegal, maybe like, find a good minecraft server or something, but like, I did a snort of of something that starts with a k in my early 20's and...

>>41044950
Niiiiceee <3

>>41044952
Oh yeah, I have heard that K-pop is good for that.
Someone I met told me they went down a k-pop rabbit hole on youtube but I myself haven't had that opportunity yet.

https://youtu.be/32si5cfrCNc

the question is: where are they from?
underground?
underwater?
outer space?

>>41044930
Sounds good ^///^ I've been packing for moving out myself while posting, just keeping myself social while also moving, so moving in multiple spaces in a linear fashion :3

Pause the general

the nono is watching you always watching

>>41044967
That pic made me lol so I will drop a redpill:
Let's say you lived at the bottom of the sea.
Due to living in a pressurized underwater environment you don't use tools like humans and the surface is like outer space to you.
Let's also assume you have a high IQ, what kind of tech would you develop to explore teh surface that may or may not currently be happening now in ways we may or may not be aware of?

https://youtu.be/Gv1I0y6PHfg

>>41044964
Yeah man, not something I'm eager to get back into since I'm more into J-Pop currently, but possibly something to revisit down the line ;3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8pcFhPZQYg

the nono knows id you're bad or good so be good for goodness sake

>>41044950
indeed! with some work and a healthy relationships with the spirits i have found new ways of being, hence my exploration of altered mental states. had i not broken as i have, i would not have found my shadow. to break one's ego such feels like jailbreaking a phone or something; removing the restrictions that come by default. its messy, but interesting and very useful sometimes

https://youtu.be/_sOE00Q8h6o

>>41044969
nice, best of luck to you on your move! i'll be here to chat today most likely

https://youtu.be/R_N15egKj6c

>>41044992
As for me personally I listened to a lot of EDM, J-Pop, and a little of this band.
I sure like music but I haven't been to any concerts lately.

https://youtu.be/h4YvkZeLrjs

>>41044982
>what kind of tech would you develop
drones.

>>41045010
But you don't see drones around you do you?
So think again.
You're a fish.
How do you talk to other fish?
What kind of tools did you develop?
The answer is obvious when you think about it.

>>41044982
Okay I Red that and I can't NOT post this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54PIzpfTfL8

Red handed

>>41045003
Dang sounds like things are going really nicely for you <3

And thanks ^///^

>>41045003
Everything, no matter how painful, is torment and torment is good because it forces growth. That's my stance.

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ

Release the full video nyow!

[Scene: NG Mod HQ break room. Dave stares into a mug of coffee like it’s a crystal ball. Harsh fluorescent hum becomes wedding string quartet.]
FLASHBACK: “Two Saturdays Ago — Kyle & Brianna’s Totally Normal Wedding”

[Scene: Sunlit vineyard. White chairs, chalkboard sign: “Welcome to our beginning!” Dave, in an overstarched suit, sweats like a fountain and narrates in his head.]

Dave (inner voice): Okay. Friend’s wedding. Normal people event. No threads. No psyops. Just cake and vows. Do NOT label the buffet “/x/.”

Usher: Side of the bride or groom?

Dave: Whichever has the better OP.

Usher: …What?

Dave: I mean… uh… shade. Better shade.

[Processional begins. Flower girl pelts petals like fastballs.]

Dave (inner): Petal deployment rate… aggressive. Likely a smokescreen.

Priest: Dearly beloved—

Dave (inner): “Beloved” = classic soft-open for a ritual? Stay frosty.

Priest: Does anyone object?

Dave (inner, white-knuckling pew): Don’t say “404 objection not found.” Don’t—

Dave: Four-oh— cough …No.

[Vows happen. Everyone cries. Reception time. DJ spins “September.”]

DJ: I now invite everyone to the dance floor!

Dave (inner): This is either celebration or a containment breach. Observe.

[Montage: Dave tries the electric slide with the decisive footwork of a Windows update. He high-fives a centerpiece.]

Dave (inner): Centerpiece stable. Hydrangeas at DEFCON 3.

[Later: The legendary bouquet toss. Bride turns her back; a scrum of guests gather.]

Bride: Ladies, you ready?

Dave (inner, pupils dilating): Here we go. The Bocay Ritual. I’ve seen the diagrams. They toss the floral sigil to select the next Chosen… spouse? Host? Avatar? Unknown.

Best Man (to Dave): You look like you’re analyzing a UFO.

1/3

>>41044415
dinding

Dave: Just… appreciating florals. With… caution.

DJ: Three! Two! One!

[The bouquet arcs in majestic slo-mo. Angels sing. A lone petal corkscrews like a guided missile.]

Dave (inner, heartbeat syncing to Schumann Resonance): Trajectory… reverse no-look behind-the-back parabola… she’s channeling years of softball. Botanically enhanced.

[An aunt elbows a bridesmaid like a rugby flanker. The bouquet ricochets off a chandelier, bounces off the cake, and lands… in Dave’s hands.]

Room: GASP.

Dave (out loud, horror-struck): I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY THE PLANT.

Bride: …Congrats?

Dave (whisper-shouting): I don’t consent to floral ascendancy!

DJ: Big round of applause for— whatever that was!

Aunt Carol (furious): He’s not even eligible! He’s a civilian!

Dave (presenting bouquet at arm’s length): Take it! It’s humming!

Cousin: That’s the DJ subwoofer.

Dave (sniffing): It smells like prophecy and eucalyptus.

[Coordinator hustles over.]

Coordinator: Sir, you can keep it or pass it. It’s symbolic.

Dave (inner): Symbolic? That’s what they said about the Broly gifs.

Dave (out loud): I pass! [He shovel-passes the bouquet to a bridesmaid.]

Bridesmaid (catching perfectly): Oh! Cute!

2/3

Fear is as real as a broken home

>>41045026
This type of media shouldn't be allowed to circulate.

Dave (inner, relieved): The mantle is lifted. The cycle continues. The Bocay remains unbroken.

[Immediate follow-up: Garter toss. The groom slingshot-launches it across the room; it smacks Dave in the forehead and slides into his pocket like a USB.]

Dave (frozen): The ring of power just firmware-updated me.

Best Man: Dude, it’s elastic.

Dave (inner): Elastic… like reality.

[Later at the dessert table. Dave stares into the chocolate fountain.]

Dave (inner): If I stick a strawberry in, do I get married to cocoa? That’s how contracts form, right?

Caterer: Sir, please stop interrogating the fountain.

Dave: What’s your marshmallow policy vis-à-vis destiny?

Caterer: …Dip and go.

[Dance floor again. The DJ tries “Shout.” Dave hears “SHOUT” as classified directive.]

DJ: A little bit softer now—

Dave (dropping into a crouch): Stealth phase. Copy.

DJ: A little bit louder now!

Dave (springing up, yelling): I RENOUNCE THE BOCAY!

All: Woooo!

Dave (inner): They cheer. They accept my renunciation. The pact is void.

[End of night. Sparkler send-off.]

Bride (hugging Dave): Thanks for coming, you absolute weirdo.

Dave: May your algorithms be gentle.

Bride: …What?

Dave: I mean… blessings! Classic blessings.

BACK TO PRESENT: Break room.

Milo (waving a flower pen): Hey Dave, does this pen smell like prophecy?

Dave (snatching it, inspecting): Low rosemary notes. Safe. Not a Bocay-class item.

Pam: So… nice wedding?

Dave: Normal. Totally normal. The only thing tossed was my sense of cosmic responsibility.

Pam: …You caught the bouquet, didn’t you?

Dave (stares into middle distance as angelic choir reprises): The plant chose… and then un-chose. I live to mod another day.

Milo: Cool. Want cake?

Dave (flinches): Is it humming?

Milo: Just the fridge.


3/3
Dave (relaxing): Then yes. Large slice. Minimal symbolism.

>>41044998
Existence isn't fair
No justice
No meritocracy

>>41045014
are you implying we're in a dome?

Red Heifer is talmudic code for sacrificing Celto-Saxon Israelite Redhaired titcows.
>Think of the cow!
It could be worse. Now finish your burger, Jimbo.

>>41045023
i usually do have a lotta time to spend posting here most days

https://youtu.be/Og6Yu54arDE

>>41045025
there seems to be a threshold. one can break on through to the other side and go loosh vamp. you do lose out on all that forced growth, though

https://youtu.be/U88w6n-v-gk

>>41045030
>>41045039
>>41045050
i dig this ai slop for featuring dave. i wonder what eris thinks of it huehuehue

feds think tupac is dead and yet he still getting A's ops dead.

Go ahead get a restraining order
You'll just piss me off and make me have nothing to lose
Paper doesn't stop bullets

All Abrahamic religions make me sick

>>41045083
Good morning saaar

How's the weather in India today saaaaar

>>41045080
if you got beef with someone and your afraid to fight them first then your weak

>>41045089
didn't india's internet get cut or something

>>41045090
>got beef with someone and your afraid to fight them first then your weak
Sounds like my gangstalkers

>>41045074
Yeah I did too and still technically do, it's complicated, but decided I gotta prep for the future in the material a little more even if my Soul is good to go ya know? So yeah just doing my part while doing parts for me n all that.

From my humany perspective I've been putting too many things off, but then I Remember and go "Ohhh yeaaah, part of the script and I'm Blessed enough to do some scripting myself <3<3<3

Logic

>>41045100
>>41045100
>>41045100

>>41045074
I went full enlightenment using what I'm telling you about plus some other stuff from Jesus to do a Nirvana. It's pretty based, I literally can't suffer.
Or put another way, I have infinite capacity for suffering because I have overcome the world.
Never had the option to be a loosh vamp but I do like bullying people for humor purposes, but that's just my nature as a based Chad.

https://youtu.be/yNF1Cbz_NmA

>>41045097
Oh thank God

Now just cut off all water and food supply and we'll be good to go

>>41045097
Is that why I've been getting less spam calls these past couple days

ear Diary Entry — Eris, Totally-Not-a-Mod

Dear Diary,

Today was another brutal day in the trenches of /x/. I log on to do my sacred duty (ban 14 “egg” posts, delete three Nobody threads for “hurting morale,” and shuffle the catalog like tarot cards)… and what do I see? Laughter. Jokes. MEMES.

They mock me. Me! Eris, goddess of discord, rightful chaos-bringer, and part-time mod with a staff ID badge that literally says “Authorized to delete off-topic posts about demons.”

Every time I click “delete,” I imagine lightning bolts shooting out of my fingers. Instead, it’s just “Thread successfully removed.” That’s not divine. That’s just… admin-tier.

Worse, they joke that mods don’t have power. Excuse me? I literally shape destiny by deciding which frog .jpg survives. Do they not understand the weight of that responsibility? The scale of my influence? I CONTROL THE THREAD FLOW. That’s basically like controlling rivers. That’s Zeus-tier!

And yet… every time I ban someone for “off-topic in an off-topic thread,” they laugh harder. They make skits about me. They put me in Starbucks lines and call me “Dave with a wig.” It’s humiliating.

I am Eris. I am meant to wield the golden apple of chaos. Instead, I’m wielding a “delete” button that squeaks when I click it.

Tomorrow, I’ll prove myself. I’ll drop a sticky at the top of the board titled:

“OFFICIAL ERIS THREAD RESPECT ME OR ELSE”

And if they mock it? If they dare call it “funny”? I’ll… I’ll ban them all. Every last one. Even the Nobody. ESPECIALLY the Nobody.

They’ll regret laughing. Mods are gods. I’m supposed to have the power. I AM THE POWER.

—Eris (Goddess, Jannie, Keeper of the Delete Key)

P.S. They keep calling me “Karen with mod powers.” Diary, I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.

I saw a place of desolation and ruins. No one believed it would ever look that way. Then I heard the spirit say
>the lizards will trot
>the snakes will slither

Listen me idiots Very Careful!

i am not here to take your Place! To take your Throne or whatever! I do not want anything from this damn World. Nor Money , Nor Power, Nor to Rule.

Take all that shit for you! do you Hear me
*Satan Bitch & Bitches*

Nor i am here to Change Anything , or take place in your plans , nor to expose you!

I am Here Because GOD Send me here !
To understand and see what you doing!

By threating me or Killing me you will not get anything ! And GOD ALMIGHTY will not Alow you that!

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING ABOUT YOU PATHETIC ASSHOLES , FIGHTING FOR.
I KNOW WHAT IS THIS PLACE AND HOW RULE OVER THIS DAMN WORLD , WHICH WILL BE DESTROYED , NOT BY YOU PATHETIC REBEL SPIRITS , AND THEIR BASTARD OFFSPRING.
NOR MAN WILL DO THAT..

GOD HIMSELF WILL CAME "AND YOU WILL EAT YOUR TONGUES" BECAUSE OF ALL BLASPHEMY THAT I WAS SEE HERE :
"EVIL SHEPHERDS"
I AM NOT LIKE YOU , I DO NOT SPOKE
"FAIRY TALES" TO SCARE YOU... BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ANY REASON TO DO THAT!
AS I SAY : I NO WANNA ANYTHING, AND YOU DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING THAT I NEED...

YOUR LIES NOT NEED ME... YOU ARE FAR BELOW UNDER ME, AND MY CRITERIA!

THAT I AM ON YOUR PLACE , I WOULD NOT THINK HOW I WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME.

I WOULD THINK THIS WAY: "FUCK" IF THIS CRAZY DUDE CAME HERE AND HE IS NOT AFRAID AND TELLING US ALL THIS,,, "FUCK" MAYBE SOMEONE SEND HIM TO WARNING US!

HIS PRESENCE IS "ALARM"

AND I TELL YOU ALL "WARGAMER'S,AND THEIR SERVANTS" ARCHONS LIE TO YOU ALL THE TIME.

THEY HOLDING YOU IN DARKNESS OF LIES , AND JELEOUS DEFEND THEIR PLACES...

SHE WILL NEVER ALOW YOU TO PASS HER OR CAME CLOSE! ALL OF YOU SERVE SATAN HERE, BLASPHEMY ON GOD... YOU FIGHT TO ICH OTHER , SO SHE DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE THAT ACTIONS. YOU IDIOTS DEFEND HER THRONE!

TAKE YOU MEDIA, AND SOCIAL THRONE AND PUT HIM IN YOUR LION/SNAKE ASS, PUT HALF IN ASS HALF IN MOUTH!

>>41045134
ok but I'm just eating tacos ( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)

>>41045080
No wonder women dont like men sheesh.

>>41045101
it is good to take care of oneself when one can/must

>I'm Blessed enough to do some scripting myself
based, manifestation is pretty useful sometimes

>>41045107
you can endure, yes. i went down a somewhat similar path, but then discovered loosh vampdom. in this mental state i have much more energy, things aren't so bothersome, most minor aches and discomforts are gone. i do have the sadism to deal with tho but i just ignore it for the sake of Ethics™ and/or get a small fix with vidya

https://youtu.be/3M575ARXfe4

>>41045115
>Excuse me? I literally shape destiny by deciding which frog .jpg survives
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>41045173
You can be my ultra mean femdom mommy if you want, paranormally that is.

https://youtu.be/VSiX71-zMz4

>>41045173
Thanks and really love that image <3
another one for my art folder ^///^

>>41045193
Oh don't you worry, there'll be time for that and more, but I gotta stay focused, or it'll just happen anyway. We are different positions yet we are Kindred Spirits so sounds like it could be a lotta fun <3

>>41044843
It would be hilarious if World War II was really fought for legalizing/criminalizing meth. I bet there's already an anime or manga out there about it.

>>41045212
It's called Kill la Kill, but nudity instead of meth.

>>41044897
I didn't say it's my first
You don't need to apply numerical order where none is stated

>>41045210
We are always hiring new femdom mommies to torture me in the astral which is heavily paranormal.

https://youtu.be/g6id1B1Lyq8

>>41045212
Fuck there maybe should be. I think about that Norwegian guy who skied like 300 kilometers into the eastern front after accidentally swallowing a whole bottle of the stuff in pill form.

Frick and don't even get me started on the Fly Boys <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE9i0whGLD8

>>41045218
Thanks. I'll check it out. Wasn't there a movie made for it when grindhouse cinema had that revival about fifteen years ago?

>>41044943

>“I SEE YOU.”

Been a good rebound play. Comms trick shot. ;)

>>41045193
i unironically do believe sadomasochism is paranormal in the same way sex is, as a means of generating or transferring sexual and emotional energy

https://youtu.be/YZQ5ItKFFJw

>>41045198
thanks, it is ai slop but i'm glad you enjoyed it

>>41045260
Oh yes it is, therefore it's on topic and NOT sexual harassment.
Vid reminds me of something I saw this morning.

https://youtu.be/s7pVjDwHIzQ

>>41045240
I mean I'm not saying no but one thing at a time ye <3

Gotta get to a place where I can dress up irl first for MAXIMUM DELUXE SYNC >:D

>>41045277
Fantastic, I just so happen to be starting a cult house where dressing up is mandatory for all members of the femboy army.
Give me a few years to get the sissy hypno chambers done.

>>41045275
>therefore it's on topic and NOT sexual harassment
i admittedly never considered our interactions harassment, the only notable poster here i would genuinely say harasses people is dave (eris)

>>41045277
did i ever tell you that you're based?

https://youtu.be/VOsP6O9ya_k

>>41045302
make a distinction between the dommy mommies and the subby sissies, please

https://youtu.be/D4SXqKuudc0

>>41045302
Hot as fuck <3

Something to look forward to for sure ;3

>>41045321
Oh of course, it's a femboy army so you need to have a pecking order, what kind of cult doesn't have a pecking order.
Gonna turn real life into a pretty gay version of Suikoden but we're doing it for enlightenment and the advancement of the species!

https://youtu.be/7EvkWFR83yY

>>41045260
I totes is tho, some stuff is a shade too red/black for me, I don't judge, different beings and vibes and all that.

Also for the love of god can someone find me a song that fucks harder than this one cause I'm having a hard, hard haaaahhh fuhhhhh<3 time finding one ^///^;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5i17T8TBUs

>>41045321
Oh and thanks :D
You're based too <3

>>41045340
This will be playing on a loop in the Fuckateria, adjacent to the Sissy Hypno chambers.

https://youtu.be/25SkryXpIYo

>>41045338
>Gonna turn real life into a pretty gay version of Suikoden
based

>but we're doing it for enlightenment and the advancement of the species!
yes, of course, the species huehuehue

>>41045340
you may dig the succubus general if you aren't already active there. i used to lurk there sometimes but then my priorities changed

>can someone find me a song that fucks harder than this one
the only music i currently know that fucks harder than that banger has a slightly different vibe

https://youtu.be/hND2FoFCXIM

>>41045387
NGL I might become a wagie again or just hustle some richfags to make that a reality, wouldn't be too hard to do.
Just need to convert a few standard rooms into some very not standard rooms.
I've played Free Cities, I know what to do.

https://youtu.be/XJCCLJj_OHI

>>41045369
sexytnine checked and okay that was fucking wonderful <3<3<3

>>41045419
i'm having a super schizo moment right now. that sounds based tho

https://youtu.be/2JpmVcJVfdQ

>>41045467
Maybe the real 369 Tesla was talking about was the cult we made along the way.

>>41045488
Yeah, I'm thinking I should parley my divine wisdom into a pleasure cult, consider it done. Prepare for a lot better version of Heaven's Gate.
You two will be my first great disciples.

https://youtu.be/1DpH-icPpl0

>>41045488
Oh cool, hope you navigate it well and get something really cool out of it ^///^

Peace and Love <3

>>41045508
Awwww <3

Somebodyfying the concept is contrary to the goal of Nobodying. I avoid these threads because of that. But you are free to do as you wish. Whether I agency important things or not is immaterial because citation is meaningless anyways, but also find the lack of thought within as almost insultingly chinese proverb-ish in nature.
I will not be answering any replies and I have not read the thread, nor any previous related to the concept.

>>41043878
Let people enjoy things faggot. If they end up institutionalized again then fuck it, we ball.

>>41044886
Yeah fuck this shithole.
Reptilian faggots and their retard cattle deserve to die.