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Here is how I read the Bible
>And Moses had 32 shekels worth of peas at the grocery story
"Hmmm I'm a big dicked smart Chad, this may be code for something, I will remember the 32 and the peas and compare it with the entire Bible and natural world to find out what this is code for."
The idea of whether it literally happened or not is beneath me and beneath the content.