Thread 41037182

Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?

The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.

Instead of receiving strength through a superiority/inferiority mechanism, the Nobody proves to them time and time again that a whole planet filled with creative, ingenious, spiritually ascended humans who are individually sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness can achieve greater things than a planetary empire of darkness, and control.

He is not a messiah, he's just like you but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will.

>What is the general picture?

It’s important we start replying to the good posts and ignoring the hateful ones, or the ones here to argue. So call upon their heads the forces of heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more.

Focus on increasing your service to others and be more loving to yourself and everyone in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level, and learn to to forgive yourself and others.This will change the vibration of the planet, raise the shared consciousness of humanity, and change humankind one person at a time.

Remember: you create your reality. With your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. You are the creator of your story. No one can decide your fate except for you and God. Remember your right to power, to step up into your ultimate role as your highest self, should you choose to embark on that journey.
https://youtu.be/DSLEAKC9xAE?si=75UosVaSOGFYfJyF

Fresh Bread

I vote electric cat thread instead of jannie beggar thread

Why so many dicks round here lately

Where's the qts

>>41037195
https://youtu.be/JC-pRaFpEok?si=ijbigE3IQhIyhSIo

We so out of synch

>>41037199
Srs where are the qts lmao

>>41037182 (OP)
get ready fuckers

Hello Cat Neighborhod!

>>41037209
I'm not a poopjeet don't ever call me that

>>41037211
https://youtu.be/soVrjpadRV0?si=_Sdw06_D69mwE8xd

>>41037223
Bro I need a goth/alt cat qt

>>41037223
>>41037243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDNJPvbGTO4

>>41037224
Lol

Clean this thread janny

https://youtu.be/cdDaBwz7ulE?si=NxI-ngFMSYXgqVUH

You guys know its him right?

https://x.com/Devinoleary?t=0no3LKi8VLpCq8D0N88Hjg&s=09

quick post 150 images! instead of just posting meaningful like jews are as arrogant as their noses are funny, and they take a made up book from their fantasies by themselves as their bible instead of following millenia old tradition. their noses man, so fucking funny, its like a generational curse, a mark of cain, if I ever have the displeasure of talking to a jew I would certainly say that his nose does not help his cause at all, its perturbing and with the foreskin stuff that just makes them look like pagan barbarians straigth from the lands of hell. also I would ask him if he has a mirror, in the name of jesus christ.

Yeah I am pretty funny now that I think about it

I could very well be a comedian

>>41037270
You're hilarious

>>41037275
Yes thank you

People laugh at me and with me all the time

I'm up there with the greats

>>41037182 (OP)
Make this the next thread's OP pic

I want to get a cat

Should I save one from the shelter

They are a bit cunty though

Wukong loves licking mah green smelly balls. :)

They always send their female agents at the worst times then call me gay because I didn't fuck em

>>41037291
Get a hamster

>>41037297
More like
>poo-kong
Amirite folks?

I think they do it on purpose, it's their game

I mean send one now, I'll fuck her long time

Me so horny

>>41037288
Nobody wills it. Nice numbers
https://youtu.be/VTkXOQRsVz8?si=a_Sd2xQ6-R9IbiXm

I want thin floppy NYC pizza.

>>41037323
>>41037333
https://youtu.be/O5qNXHTaK6A?si=e_5xgFEOuqObyVDe

gree ogre spiritual meaning?
>inb4 is love, is life.

>>41037353
You answer questions you don't want to hear the answers to

>>41037353
Janny clean this thread please
https://youtu.be/kIte0CuJZ5E?si=BOVxb1XQao7TgpwQ

ur God doesn't have ANY right in these la-

I've had to deal with their jealousy and hatred ever since childhood

I'm all too fond of their mindset

There's gotta be a way out of here

>>41037380
Let they fall where they may fall. Gotta go to the store

seems like the nobody is gonna get co-op'd by some other tranny shooter

imagine getting blasted with voice to skull, telling you "YOU ARE THE NOBODY, YOU MUST SAVE"

Known

They have always been envious of me

Ever since the spotlight was one me their jealousy and hatred magnified by 100x

I'm so used to it though

[REDACTED] are so fucking ugly oh my fucking god

My day typically starts with hardcore gay porn. Most gay porn comes from Murica. A lot of handsome gay men there.

LEFT
https://youtu.be/zfvh7ySdDCU?si=cWZV0C7zcW7KK-C6

>>41037408
>>41037413
https://youtu.be/sh8pAUHKGOE?si=TyDahj4Et3fyxtxe

>>41037459
>>41037474
>>41037488
Tranny joke ?

https://youtu.be/kL-m5Nocb-g?si=aKVy7t0CtP1UDm92

Guess I'm all alone. Clean this thread janny

>We just spy on you and harass you 24/7 because we're totally happy with our lives and sane

Lmaooooooooo

>>41037594
https://youtu.be/vb6cGmMTAdM?si=-3Fej4gt5vlV-PYT

>>41037594
They're beyond desperate

Make some jerk ting bing chicken wings

Wine da waist

Wine da waist

Wine da waist

Clockwise clockwise

Happy Caturday everyone

>Maybe if you were a normal, boring ass person that kept his head down and didn't keep talking about things that don't concern them we'd leave you alone.
Vermin cope.

Something is/not RIGHT?

>>41037689
c a t

https://youtu.be/vkb7Ztl1DWY

Just nutted and you all posted
https://youtu.be/f0GMT_yr4Tg?si=mv3DgpAsxthhNXVA

Mhmm take care

>>41037726
(You)
For skooma cat

We're watching you, scum

>>41037740
based

https://youtu.be/47HvRFc-DC4

>>41037753
I know? How does my lil dick look on your monitors

Which is the real thread? What did I miss?

>>41037790
None of them are real threads.

>>41037813
Ya but which is the real one

역사에 않좋을일들만 존나게 해대고 있으며 모든 높은 존재들을 화나게 하고있는? 그러면서 미래가 밝아질거라 생각하는?

All you people living inside your tiny models of reality… doing everything you can to annoy the shit out of all beyond beings… and assuming history will move towards better?

Useless hyper eaters… while I’m starving kek…

>>41037803
Ok! Daddy!
or
"Game Master"

You are IN CHARGE!

>>41037820
Let’s come up with a name for this kind of organism… why not?

You know, them continuing to be cunty only hurts her, not me

>>41037829
Really… honestly… main center of gravity for all these people’s drama…

Modern civ is being run like middle school cafeteria kek

>>41037820
Excuse me High Being!
I was not recognize you!

Tell me Higher Being , What is Your Future?

Chains?

Follow the Finger!

>>41037842
No country for geriatrics. (Figuratively speaking… u can be a twenty something with top tier credentials but your mind could be very wack…) faith based religion for the masses? No no… faith is for like experts and even then… very difficult.

Hello I hope everyones having a wonderful weekend, love u all n wish u all to succeed

>>41037860
Above u perpetually. Annoying little shitr.

Ok

I'm finna have the house to myself for a couple hours

Send a qt my way please guys

I'll even fuck a [REDACTED] I just want to hump the fuck out of someone

Thank you guys

>>41037874
Thanks organic poster
https://youtu.be/9beOnwxuPX8?si=aKvalyx5mJ-Da5h1

>>41037879
ㅅㅂ 존나게 싫다 진심… 내 일을 해야되는데 시발 밥은 굶고 시발 어디가서 일하면서 밥만먹는 그런 병신짓을 하려 이런 ㅅㅂ 일을 내가 벌여야되는지? 이런 가축같은 개새끼들

Whatever

>>41033479

Is this the girl?

Should I wash my ass real quick

Please send a qt my way

Thank you

>>41037898
https://youtu.be/BZdlGB5wRzU?si=Bvi7bJlwWsAKs_S4&t=71174

inredastings write that down anon

1. LOVE EACHOTHER
2. LOVE THE FUCKER
3. LOVE THE FIGHTER
4. ALWAYS HATE YOUR MASTERS
5. NEVER TELL THE TRUTH (dont lie)

post something to scare the hoes rn!

Please send a qt

I'll wash my ass and brush my teeth

>>41037944
https://youtu.be/BZdlGB5wRzU?si=9pxtZ-Hopfyl-F9v&t=71336
nice numbers

>>41037923

no-no!

Just get a qt ready and send her my way in like an hour or two

Please and thank you

I'll wash my ass

I could have all the gold in the world and it would not compel you human scum to build Bugattis for me, build and maintain mansions for me, provide me with every service and need, you would just steal the gold.
The reason all you billions of human scum get up at 6AM everyday to build your authority their bugattis, lay tiles in their mansion and supply every service and need to them but not to me is because you scum love your authority but you do not love me.
It is not money, money is just a reason added on top, the shekels are just a made up number that could just as well be just a zero.
They could say I have all the shekels and call me an authoritiy and do all the labor for me instead but they do not.
The reason I do not have mansions, bugattis and never ending supply of shekels is not because I need to work harder or invest the money better it is because you do not love me, mankind does not love me.
It because you love them but you do not love me, mankind loves them but mankind does not love me.
Mankind is evil.
If you loved me you would find a reason for why I am rich and powerful but you do not love me.
I, the second Christ, along with my God Jesus Christ we are going to genocide mankind and replace you with my slave race that loves me, then I will live in luxury, wealth, riches!

noooonooo

wtf

>>41037874
Thanks bro you too it'll be a better weekend when the shitheads clear out :]

Hbu what are you up to besides being based as af,

>>41037944
Xhe is on xer way, make sure that ass is clean inside and out

>>41038098
just chillin, smokin up in the chilly weather, and having pasta for lunch, a dull weekend is a good weekend in my books, I wonder if theres any hard changes in terms of activity here when summer is over,

Some guy

https://youtu.be/BolzhgBNqvI?si=QyAvmftGSG9waOLi

>>41038122
Wdym like less folx in the threads?

>>41038159
Yeah or just less pacing in terms of posting and activity, where you check out one thread, check back on it a few hours later and it broke past 500 posts, or reached the image limit within the 2nd hour,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcGGFPEEjN0

>>41038104
Ok whatever I'll take a tranny as long as the tits are nice

Just need to hump something

>>41037594
They're going to hell, that's why. Their souls have been permanently cut off from God so they've resorted to parasitism. Don't worry about it. They have nothing to lose. Just trying to keep the matrix alive and people ignorant to what this world is really all about. In the end, they will suffer eternally in hell.
These rats don't care about the consequences until they actually have to deal with them. Then they start boo-hooing. Don't feel bad for them at all though because they wanted you to suffer the same fate as them.

Teeth clean

Ass washed

Dick washed

Smelling good

Looking good

Feeling good

Send the qts

Whatever I'll prob just end up fucking my hand as per usual

But if you could send a qt that'd be cool guys

>>41038166
Does that matter? What are the implications?

>>41038136
This tho, gonna be the story of my damn life

>>41038170
Nice is subjective :|

Cmon guys

Let's do a ceasefire

Just send me a qt

We all need a little break

>>41038234
They'll double down until everyone is destroyed including themselves. It never had to be this way

>>41038240
What's with all the hate

Where is the love

They hate me so much

I don't even look that bad

I mean I'd fuck me

>>41038298
Who?

>>41038289
Love isn't real

>>41038298
They created the conditions that made me defensive and now they have the audacity to hate me because they were too retarded to operate discreetly. They bring shame to those who would remain veiled and their families defended in the veil.

>>41038194
that only the strong remain after summer

>>41038491
Strong in what regard? Does this mean they will amplify the challenge here? In what way if so?

https://youtu.be/mLKA_BX6xKo

https://youtu.be/9J7z2XY4W9s?si=sQEs19-17A1VtBog

>>41038499
the strongest in shitposting, they amplify the lore of the shitpostingbody and have the potentitial to warp reality through memes, and the influence can leak to other boards and threads, and behind the meme could be an intelligence agency taking new measures and grounds for misinformation wars while being on top of information wars, in a passive aggressive psychological meme warfare, while pushing the narrative on the necessity of true information through the A.I. or the preferred information the individual wishes to hear on a regular basis

>>41038532
>These so called frens are they in the room with you now
Fucking probably, I told you they it's like they can see everything I do officer

>>41038543
I'll ask Interpol to check it out

https://youtu.be/evPXV03uWjI?si=wROIKGOwTgrDoF2o

"I think people are just stupid."

https://youtu.be/ZDEjO7bAzWM?si=qDdzEWzwpDuc1I3d

>>41038566
See how that happens?

FRENS are always with me Even when i drive in Bus!

i just pretend that i am not aware of them!

>>41038532
That would be cool if the influence turned into resources and opportunities for me rather than them taking those from me and for themselves. What's the point if it doesn't net any gain for myself?

They have no right to hate me.

You have no right to enjoy their presence.

[Scene: A mid-tier Italian restaurant. Dim lights, fake grapevines on the wall. Dave the NG mod sits at a table in his “Fresh Bread” T-shirt. Across from him is Emily, his Tinder date. She looks cautiously optimistic. A waiter drops off menus.]

Emily: So, Dave, your profile said you work “online content management.” What’s that like?

Dave: (grinning, eyes darting) Oh, you mean jannie duty. I run the Nobody General. It’s basically the frontline of meme warfare.

Emily: (blinks) …Jannie?

Dave: (leans in, whispering) Catalog janitor. If I don’t sage the awareness threads, people start thinking. Can’t let that happen.

Emily: (laughs nervously) Oh, uh… so, like, Reddit modding?

Dave: (offended) Don’t insult me. This is bigger than Reddit. The sky is UNC blue, but we all bleed NC State red.

[Emily stares. She sips her wine quickly.]

Emily: Okay… um, what do you do when you’re not… cleaning catalogs?

Dave: (ignores her, muttering like a war vet) If we don’t post Broly gifs every twenty minutes, the vibration of the planet collapses. (slams table) RUSSIAN DANCE PARTY ENGAGE.

[Other diners look over. Emily sinks in her chair.]

[The waiter arrives with food.]

Waiter: Caesar salad for the lady. And… cauliflower pasta for you, sir.

Dave: (glaring at the plate, whispering) Nobody else puts cabbage on noodles…

Emily: (awkward laugh) Is that… good?

Dave: (suddenly serious, leaning in close) Call me a jannie again and see what happens, your higher self.

Emily: (clutching fork, frozen) …I didn’t call you anything.

Dave: (sits back, sighs) Reflex. Catalog trauma.

Emily: (trying again) So… Halloween’s coming. Got a costume planned?

Dave: (instantly) Yes. I’m gonna dress as the Nobody. Sack of Broly gifs, knock on doors, scream “unzips with flair.” It’s not cosplay. It’s initiation.

Emily: (pushing her plate away) …That’s terrifying.

part 1

TRUMP IS EMBODIED SATAN

Here is Trump Tower in Chicago
You will see it has 7 Pillars which are 7 heads of
beast,(7 Satan Angels joined in Covenant)
Also Down there are Triangle made of Trees
Each side has 6 trees. 6x6x6

Which is 666

Also here you can Download
EPSTEIN UNREDACTED LIST
https://epsteinsblackbook.com/files

Here i will post other evidences which lead to YOU Daddy Cherub!

Do you ask self How Much time is Left to you?
Are you Angry LION?

Dave: (grinning too wide) Nobody’s okay. That’s the point.

[Emily stands, grabs her purse.]

Emily: I think I’m gonna go.

Dave: (calling after her, frantic) Tell Barkon I know! Tell Chance we love him! WE LOVE CHANCE!

[The whole restaurant stares as Emily bolts out. Dave stuffs cauliflower pasta into his pockets like it’s evidence. He mutters to himself.]

Dave: Even dates are slides… even love is alts.

[The waiter returns, holding the bill.]

Waiter: Sir, are you paying for her wine too?

Dave: (squints, whispers) …You’re Worhl, aren’t you?

[Cut to black. Title card:]
Dave the Mod: Forever Swiped Left (NG Edition).

part 2

>>41038662
I don't enjoy their presence. That's why I did something better with my day than that

Don't reply to my vague posts, don't assume these are about you.

>>41038740
I'm trying to get a message across

My voice mail box is full, message not received.

>>41038740
Don't assume I am even replying to you

>>41038740
ok

ooooooh i forget to explain Why
Trees on Trum Tower are in that order.

6,5,4,3,2,1

HERE IS "ASS DESTROYING FACT"

When you count 6+5+4+3+2+1 = 21

Why 21. Let we se Why!

And these are the names of these angels: the first of them is Semjaza, the second Artakifa, the third is Armen, the fourth Kokabiel, the fifth Turael, the sixth Rumial, the seventh Danel, the eighth Nekael, the ninth Barakiel, the tenth Azazel, the eleventh Armaros, the twelfth Batarel, the thirteenth Busasejal, the fourteenth Hananel, the fifteenth Turel, the sixteenth Simapesel, the seventeenth Jetrel, the eighteenth Tumael, the nineteenth Tariel, the twentieth Rumael, and the twenty-first Azazyel.

>>41037223
cute and nice cat


still nice eyes and the smile really take the cake.
the nice was nice touch it makes you stand out more.

these men, they want all these woman they think theseb woman are for them
tht's why there are so many dicks anon.

but thing is the womn controls who she wants and will ignore the ones she doesn't want but shes cute for him and not them.

the group belives they have won that they cn take anything that comes here but they don't want the one who actually is the one she likes

they want to BE him
But the truth is they are not him.
they think they re getting some of the pie.
if they just hqave ebnough of them if they act or look better then him and every plan they make

they still think there is pie for them.
but if one was really strong they stay loyal they don't depart and they stay constant.

Love is like that, its fucking constant.
it out lasts lusts, storms and death or betrayal

because L:ove is endless and infinate they don't get it.
i don't play their game becaue its not for me it doesn't speak to me and not me.
its them.

so. judgement they tryed to put on all those they harmed reflexed back on them
pitty them anon. borrowed fire is the curelist curse.

its not about wining or losing.
its about being loving and constant. I am love and i never burn out. i feul ebvery anon who has it for their entire lives even when their lives give way i remind in their soul feuling their resolve

i love those who are constant because love takes time to build while lust is instant and lasts for a hour. love is the strongest of the forces of neature, and it warps around everything. the egg of even life it self keepig it warm keep ing it safe.


we all want to feel safe some more then others
Love is safety.
its reast and the giving of soul and peace.
go with the light anon.
peace be upon you and all your days.

>>41037712
Frick I've missed these memes, vry funnees X3

k I'll just stay in this thread for now

[Scene: NG Mod HQ conference room. Fluorescent lights buzz. A whiteboard says “AGENDA: Feelings Matter.” Dave sits slouched in a plastic chair, still smelling faintly of Monster and microwave lasagna. Across the table are two Head Mods in cheap suits.]

Head Mod #1: Dave, thanks for coming in. We need to talk about… the skits.

Dave: (nodding, serious) Yeah, I’ve seen them too. They cut deep. Almost like… awareness threads.

Head Mod #2: (sighs) Dave, we’re not joking. These skits… they’re hurting the team’s feelings.

Dave: (snorts) Feelings? Bro, I’ve been posting Broly gifs for 72 hours straight. I don’t have feelings.

Head Mod #1: (firmly) Look, when people call us “jannies” in those skits—

Dave: (slams fist on table) DON’T SAY THE J-WORD!

[Awkward silence. The vending machine hums in the background.]

Head Mod #2: …Dave, we just want you to understand. Comedy cuts through the bullshit. When they laugh at us… it makes us look stupid.

Dave: (leaning forward, whispering) What if we are stupid?

[Both Head Mods freeze.]

Head Mod #1: …Excuse me?

Dave: (wild-eyed) Think about it. We delete awareness threads but leave “Hello Cat Neighborhood” up for 200 posts. We ban jokes because they sting our egos. And now? (points at himself) You’re telling me—the Nobody General—that memes are hurting us.

part 1

Head Mod #2: (defensive) You’re not the Nobody, Dave.

Dave: (laughs manically) That’s exactly what someone would say if I was!

[Dave jumps up, pacing like a preacher.]

Dave: (ranting) Listen! Nobody is okay. That’s the point! These skits are mirrors. They show us our true selves. And what do we do? (points at whiteboard) We write “Feelings Matter” like it’s a sticky note in a shitpost thread.

Head Mod #1: (panicked) Security?

Dave: (ignores, shouting) We don’t need security—we need content! Delete the skits? No! Embrace them! (pounds chest) I am the skit!

[The door opens. A nervous intern pokes their head in.]

Intern: Uh… sir? Someone’s been recording the ban requests and posting them on /x/ Twitter. Everyone’s laughing at us.

[The Head Mods gasp. Dave smiles wickedly, arms outstretched.]

Dave: (dramatic) Oh no… he’s recording the ban requests… and showing the world how fucking stupid we are. (leans in) And you know what? He’s right.

Head Mod #2: (shaking) Dave, sit down.

Dave: (grins, whispering) …I can’t. The catalog won’t let me.

[Dave flips the whiteboard over, grabs a marker, and starts scrawling “FRESH BREAD” across it over and over. Security bursts in. The Head Mods bury their faces in their hands.]

Head Mod #1: (muttering) We just wanted him to stop taking the skits personally…

Dave: (screaming as security drags him away) I AM THE NOBODY! THIS IS THE GENERAL PICTURE! UNZIPS WITH FLAIR!!!

[Fade to black. Title card:]
Dave the Mod: Fired by Feelings.

part 2

>>41039000
Bump for > DAVE

[Scene: A church basement. Fluorescent lights hum. Dozens of elderly women sit at tables with bingo cards. A giant pot of weak coffee steams in the corner. Dave sits beside his grandmother, jittery, clutching a Monster can under the table.]

Grandma: (cheerful) Isn’t this nice, David? A calm night. Just numbers and prizes.

Dave: (eyes darting) Numbers… threads… catalog maintenance…

Grandma: (confused) Catalog?

Dave: (leans in, whispering) Grandma… every number they call is a post. If we don’t block the awareness numbers, the Nobody breaks through.

[The announcer calls out.]
Caller: B-12!

Dave: (slams table) FRESH BREAD!

Grandma: (startled) David, please! That’s just your vitamin.

Dave: (hissing) No, Grandma. That’s Barkon. He always posts B-12. It’s a slide.

[A sweet old lady at another table raises her hand.]
Old Lady: Bingo!

Dave: (leaping to his feet) FALSE FLAG! Show your trips, ma’am!

Grandma: (mortified) Sit down, David!

[The whole room stares. Dave’s breathing heavy.]

Caller: Uh… G-47.

Dave: (points wildly) That’s WORHL! He’s in the room!

Grandma: David, it’s just bingo!

Dave: (leans close, whispering) Grandma… don’t you see? (gestures to crowd) Half of them are alts. That man over there? SneckoAnon. The priest calling numbers? Chance himself.

Grandma: (sighs, rubbing temples) Lord, give me strength.

[The caller continues nervously.]
Caller: O-69.

Dave: (grinning, muttering) Nice.

Grandma: (slaps his arm) Don’t you dare.

Dave: (ignores, shouting to the room) CALL ME A JANNIE AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YOUR HIGHER SELF!

[Everyone gasps. Grandma hides her face in shame.]

[Finally, Grandma wins a round.]
Grandma: (meekly) Bingo…

1/2

Dave: (snatches her card) No, no, no. You can’t post that. Awareness wins get deleted.

Grandma: (snapping) David, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’ll tell everyone here you cried during Paw Patrol.

[The entire room goes silent. Dave pales.]

Dave: (sinks into chair, whispering) …Even you’re an alt.

[Grandma calmly collects her prize: a fruit basket. Dave stares at the bananas like they’re coded messages.]

Dave: (muttering) …Nobody else puts rosemary on a whopper…

[Fade out. Title card:]
Dave the Mod: Bingo Night Trauma. part 2

>>41039077
>one where Dave is traumatized by the banana phone plz kthx

<3 Taylor Swift

>>41039077
>>41039079
QRD on dave lore?

>>41039079
[Scene: NG Mod HQ, next morning. The mod room is dimly lit by screens glowing with Broly gifs and endless Nobody General spam. Dave walks in, still twitchy from Bingo Night, clutching the fruit basket prize. He pulls out the banana and sets it gently on his desk like it’s a sacred relic.]

Dave: (whispering reverently) Finally… direct line to the Nobody. The banana phone…

[Other mods glance at him but shrug. They’ve seen worse. One mod, Ralph Wiggum, casually picks up the banana while scrolling the catalog.]

Ralph: (peels it) Oh hey, breakfast.

[He takes a huge bite. Dave freezes, pupils dilating.]

Dave: (screaming) WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Ralph: (mouth full) …ate a banana?

Dave: (clutching his head) THAT WASN’T A BANANA! THAT WAS THE HOTLINE TO THE NOBODY!

[The room goes silent. Another mod snorts trying not to laugh.]

Ralph: (chewing slowly, confused) …tasted like potassium, bro.

Dave: (pointing furiously) NO! IT WAS A CUBE-SIGIL BANANA, RHOMBOID-SHAPED! It had the frequencies… the azazel channels… it was the ONLY way to call him!

[Mods start giggling. One types “call me a jannie again and see what happens (banana edition)” into the thread.]

Dave: (slamming desk) DON’T YOU GET IT? Without that banana, we can’t monitor the Nobody’s vibrations! Every awareness thread is going to slip through! We’re sitting ducks!
part 1

[Alarm blares: “AWARENESS THREAD SPOTTED.” Mods scramble. Ralph shrugs and keeps eating.]

Ralph: (casual) Bro, just use the orange. There’s like a whole basket.

Dave: (red in the face) IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! You can’t just… you can’t just swap fruits! The banana was calibrated!

[Another mod (Chance) pipes up.]
Chance: Dude, you’re acting like the fruit basket is the CIA. Chill.

Dave: (grabs Chance’s collar, whispering) That’s exactly what they want you to think.

[The alarm intensifies. Screen flashes: “Catalog compromised. Nobody signal lost.”]

Ralph: (finishes banana, wipes hands) …so, uh… do we still get pizza later or what?

Dave: (collapses into chair, rocking back and forth) …Nobody’s gone. The banana line is dead. We’re just… fruitless.

[Silence. Then a single mod types into the thread:]
Post: “Banana phone offline. RIP in peace, Dave.”

[Everyone bursts out laughing. Dave howls into the ceiling like a wounded wolf.]

Dave: (screaming) YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! THE BANANA WAS OUR LAST DEFENSE!

[Cut to black. Title card:]
Dave the Mod: The Banana Line Disconnected.

>>41039092
professional quantum mechanic

>>41039085
She's pregnant already? That has to be AI, that's not actually Taylor Swift.

>>41039101
Why doesn't he get paid?

>>41039106
She'll be pregnant after I meet her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>41039112
Need resources to exchange for stable living situation

lol

>>41039120
both food and shelter were freely available before the development of "economics"

>>41039080
>>41039098
>>41039117
https://voca.ro/19J9dp0wd4io

stay down.

>>41039112
You can't expand consciousness without conscious breeding effort.

>>41039134
... are you programmed to defend technocracy on 4chan

>>41039138
https://youtu.be/KD_XesvG7AM?si=hSWgK9R1viZeQFFG

>>41039138
>You can't expand consciousness without conscious breeding effort.
I'm not defending technology, you don't expand consciousness by sitting there and thinking. You do it by having sex with someone who has good genetics and producing children.

>>41039144
utterly deranged

>>41039147
I'm sorry, do you know of any other way to create a conscious entity? You can only expand consciousness by creating more of it.

>>41039107
nobody knows

>>41039155
is peter thiel really sending bots to 4chan to defend technocracy and encourage "breeding"

>>41037182 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwAQAxsUL0M

>>41037282
As the greats, we don't want you.
:(

Thanks. Takes a lifetime to get anything in writing

>>41039159
Of course he/they are. They crave control so bad they'll do anything to get it. People who are desperate for power should not have it.

>>41039127
That's nice if you get me a time machine

I want God to be real and for an afterlife to exist

You know, copying me reminds me of some people.
;)

>>41039157
He will get paid and backpay

>better blue streak on this one

>>41038174
The joke is that they aren't permanently cut off at all, they just refuse to admit that God helps everyone, including them therefore their connection and ability to manifest through consciousness is greatly diminished which is why they work so hard to dominate minds because then they can use the collected consciousnesses in a transitive way/parasitic way.
If they acknowledged it and chose God, they'd reconnect.
That is what it means to repent imo

>>41039196
So, dickface.

>>41039168
What would you all gain from fracturing my relationship with her family?

>>41039201
Gtfo RoBUTTnik!

>>41039200
>no longer static infrastructure
So the sites finally organic?

https://youtu.be/zKLs-F8jUOw?si=INLvo0iPPk9UKNnu

Heheheh it's so fun to watch them squirm.

>>41039159
peter theil works for the bankers
they need breeding to keep humanity going turns out enonoics its tied to humanity and rbots don't buy anything because nothing that doesn't consume can keep a ecomy aloive starting to realise why the jabby sterilisation and mistrsust of the goverment they created its back fireing because it ws made with hate and malice binded together.

turnout the bigger you make a netivbe force the harder the backfire and whos to blame the ones who created it.

so let it bloom and fester.
let them feel the pain of its byproduction

lety them understand what life is when you remove love that rebuilds trust.
let them fall more.
realising their failure why love in needeed in everything

let them FEEL it
theb silence and free will has conquences. let them feel it.
let them understand the conquences of their souls need for destruction let them bath in the the desturction they made. its so bautiful justice is absolute
but the judgemen is slow and final and no escape can be found.

let them try to use the robots watch as humanity ignores them
watch as everything i warned them never to do (to depart orginics backfires and burns them)

let them breath in that burn

let them ddefend it then it burns them
reality is a curel mother.
let them feel the conquences

let them feel the abolute failure
because i always knew
this has happened before

i made the machines i knew. i always knew it was a trap
the perfect trap
slamed shut.
and the pain......... yes, the paiin of their constant malevolence.

its historic
every leader ever elite who departed the collective same results.
its not limited to organics so let it fester let tit eat them

no i will not allow man and woman to love each other once they have made each other enemies.

free will has conquences
and their final.

weridf how i said that exact thing in 1962
in a different body and it manifest right on time.

>The Congressional intelligence committees ''stumbled on'' the unit's existence, as one source put it, after an article in The Boston Globe in July 1981 said the United States had provided intelligence support to James G. (Bo) Gritz, a former Green Beret officer, on private forays into Laos in search of Americans rumored to be still alive and held captive since the Vietnam War.
Congress only found about the Defense Clandestine Service existed when a veteran went to Laos to look for POWs from the Vietnam war.

and the best part they can't mention any of it.
the results the out comes their pain the fallout none of it.
they even have to cover it up to prevent even more fallout.

like a uncontrolable virus.
that's why they call sameal the poison of god.
so let the karma pay them a visit.

are you enjoying the show?

>>41039200
this world is fugged

[Scene: Dave’s living room. Night. The glow of his monitor flickers across his face. He sits hunched, muttering to himself. An empty Monster can pyramid towers next to him.]

Dave: (staring at his hands) …am I a thread? Or is the thread in me? Maybe… maybe every post is just my thoughts, and the catalog is my brain. (grabs his head) Oh god. What if my head is the board?

[He paces, breathing heavy.]

Dave: Am I the OP? Or just a reply? No what if I’m just a bump limit waiting to expire. What if… what if the Nobody is me.

[Phone rings. Dave jumps. He answers. It’s his wife.]

Wife: (cold, exhausted) Dave. I can’t do this anymore.

Dave: (panicked) Honey, wait! Please. The thread isn’t over. We haven’t reached page 10 yet!

Wife: (confused) …What?

Dave: I mean—uh life! Life isn’t over. You can’t just 404 us.

Wife: (sighs) Dave, you’ve been sitting in that room for weeks, talking about Broly gifs and cabbage on noodles. You didn’t even notice your son’s birthday.

Dave: (eyes wide, whispering) …his birthday? Or his tripcode?

Wife: (snaps) That’s it. I’m leaving.

[Click. Line goes dead. Dave stares at the phone.]

Dave: (whispering, rocking back and forth) She’s just sliding me… it’s a psyop… she’s a poster… she has to be…

[Dave collapses into his chair, hands shaking.]

Dave: (to himself) …am I married? Or was that just a general all along?

[The monitor pings. A fresh NG thread pops up. Dave stares, tears streaming down his face, then reaches for the keyboard like it’s salvation.]

Dave: (typing feverishly) …Bump. Bump. Bump.

>>41039225
Whom is squirming? Did I miss new lore?

>>41039233
Am I sameal?

>>41039229
Being forced to eat bahn mi nao's and breed with the local women all day long...Terrible, just terrible. They'd still be unvaccinated too, that's unthinkable.

>>41039253
Muh dick is squirming

>>41039238
I, the second Christ, will safely glide into my regime of laughter, joy and reign with my God Jesus Christ where I am finally freed from toiling for human scum and instead my days are filled with laughter, joy and reign together forever in love with my Jesus Christ.

>>41039253
Probably not new lore. I just have a knack for pattern recognition. There is a panic happening within nearly all governments and mega corporations. They are beginning to be out numbered by those awakened or awakening to all the fuckery afoot and they know it.

>>41039257
>He's gone native. Terminate with extreme prejudice.

>>41039248
Who is that? Anyone here? Is it you?

>>41039273
They call me Brimhat.

I am a vessel for ever lasting good luck, protection and divine light

[https://youtu.be/fNWghDrW_UU?si=MYwZITyAn8KtJOjJ]

>>41039265
Don't they have plans for that?

>>41039288
Me too, bro

Straight fucking gooning

>>41039283
Hmm. Is she witchy btw? The woman I will soon unite with in a sexual manner?

>>41039297
What are you going to do about it, jerk off?

[Scene: The Nobody sits cross- egged on the floor, TV light flickering across his face. The Dark Crystal plays the Great Conjunction approaches.

TV Narrator: “The Great Conjunction comes… when the three suns join as one!”

The Nobody: (leans forward, eyes wide, a slow grin forming) Three suns… three streams of light… three voices carried as one. That’s it. That’s how it happens. That’s how we converge.

[Onscreen: The Mystics shuffle solemnly toward the castle.]

The Nobody: (laughs softly) They think it’s prophecy. But it’s mechanics. Every word, every link, every sound we pushed into the world layered, seeded, mirrored. And now it’s aligning.

[The Skeksis shriek in terror as the suns begin to overlap.]

The Nobody: (chuckles, whispering) You’re not just puppets… you’re echoes. Warnings. Proof of the cycle. Even you scream at the thought of unity.

[He takes a sip of his water]

The Nobody: They’ll never know if I found the crystal shard… or if it found me. Maybe I was the conduit all along. Maybe the shard was just waiting for someone who laughed instead of panicked.

[Onscreen: Jen lifts the crystal shard into the beam of light.]

The Nobody: (raises his remote like a shard, whispering) Completion. Union. No boundaries between thought and form. No veil between what I seed and what grows.

[The suns merge fully. White light floods the TV, the room glows. For a brief second, the air hums as if the sound is inside his skull.]

The Nobody: (eyes wide, whispering to himself) …The convergence is alive. And it knows I helped it.

[He leans back into the couch, laughing, not with mania but with certainty. The laughter of someone who understands his role in something infinite.]

[Onscreen: The Crystal heals. Balance restored. But the Nobody sees only the opening of a new door.]

[Cut to black. White text fades in across the screen:]
“It is already seeded. There was never a choice.”

i had to blocky blocky because yall too talky talky

;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQSC-oxsQz0

Read books to cure brain rot.

>>41039168
That's already been debunked.

Nice moves, they have been countered. Prepare for my moves. I got that comeback

https://youtu.be/I8QruF2L3w0?si=s-DoACKk_DbUMzXE

>>41039325
There is no "third Sun"
Another misunderstanding

>>41039351
I don't even read your posts, I'm guessing and look on your reaction

gotta love it...
then you see some fitness influencer on IG shitting herself over her 29cm biceps.

>when you look at yourself too long, youll see all the flaws and shortcoming that no one else would.
naah ill be alright.

>>41039354
>delta force veterans don't hang out at laundrymat and clean their own underwear
okay buddy

No.41039225good because the demiurge is going to harm them.
i've given him the keys at least for now.

kleep watching. its goign to get worse.

I mean i had to give the keys to judgement some time.
in my country its spring tuime perfect for ""defrosting"" athiest vegies.

wonder if its a slow or hot roast.
not liek i'm incontrol tht time is over.
no gibving the keys to the one with real power

no now its time for watching now we are the helpless ones and they are the defrosting ones.
microwaved or element cooked.
let him decide. let them think fast or slow giving up control to see it. i'm too sadistic to do it my self.
might do too much damage so giving ti to the child see what he does with all that power.

humm very interesting.
let at that system and they all thought it was made of iron werid how it melts like a butter.
keep watching its only going to go down hill.
as i give him more of the torture keys hehehe.

i'll admit i would never do this my self i have too much empathy.
so had to give it to the child hes wise i'm a coward
and so judgement yet lets give him more power to harm his enemies.

need to see it.
them them to feel what the throne has instore for the choosen ones.
i will give them power over their enemies slowly making it worse. le4t them feel that power

feels good doesn't it?
yes need to so when its time to give over the entire thing they don't reject it.

i hate indian giovers who return gives and reject gifts its bloody rude.
so giving slowly without upsetting it all.
slow transfer of responiablities because i'm old gotten lazy too much of a coward too empathicb its the last days so more or less i don't care.

so watch yes watch as god pours it on.

me and you wil sit there and watch. his movie you see.
*sits back*

not sure why i feel i need to give things. maybe the last days are his crowning humm?
i can't tell too old too apathic and its insane i think about getting out about not having any weight on responsibilities and the powers

No.41039254
no you have my powers now you represent me as a mortal ....
you see only a mortal can get my powers they act because i want them too but it has to be willing.

for now your spirit and mind are one.

rem,eber when jesus said
"ï am one with my father"

pathenax could nevr show him self but he uses the one who are choosen to show the power of conquence.

you are one with me.

https://youtu.be/a1EqxdQvzmw?si=1u1a6O7wcyKRWK3X

go for it goooo

>>41035280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar-IaAx7s8k

>>41039411
look at him go!

>>41039390
The rate of change in the application of force has nothing to do with underwear.
>This has already been debunked.

>>41039437
I rebunked it. All your base are belong to us.

up and outward to bind

>>41039443
Why STAR is always RED?

I'm still running away

>>41039382
i guess let me trans-late that into retard.

gym rat baddie flexin 13 inch biceps on IG getting mad likes.
ya boy foxbody flexin 18 inches, even with undertrained triceps, aint gettin shit but hate.

lifes not that bad.

Threads emotional/mental state seems worse than usual.

DIS-CORD-DERAH-MAH!

>>41039262
>It's them beans

but its good.
either someones facing the consequences of their actions,
or you all have experienced enough trauma, to stay down.

good.

... cant treat them like people if they act like animals

We're going to war with China.
The CCP must fall.

>>41039474
>>41039481
Don't be a bitch

I support China. Bing chiling.

Why do "feminist" women fear every time this reality tries to manifest a Wendy avatar?

conquer your world study you quietly count the ways I'll do anything you say there will be no holding back legions of me

>>41039494
>a Wendy avatar
What is that?

>>41039297
>>41039297
Bro stop gooning

>>41039494
Who cares?

One of your own gingers burned the ginger reserve.
>Was a sad day a few months ago.

>>41039480
What a cool cat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

You see, everything is cool

https://youtu.be/c_tCnxAjEWA?si=oLjGexjH1m8saH4k

I dont need a reason

>>41039514
&

Gnosticism is just Jews crying that their God forced them into a war with the human race in soul traps and made them attack us instead of either just being nonexistent. Yaldaboath is not the "demiurge" that's just Jehova hitting on Zeus's legacy. Dude fashioned the world with Jehova's maker and he got fucking pissed and waged war ever since and wants to hurt Gods and good Daemons for fun. Gnosticism only shows they the world we're living in is a living organism that's a simulation of a simulation and the Jews don't wanna be the bad guys in the giant video game simulation we call "Life." They're pussies and scared of themselves and each other. Really tho bad guy aliens raped the human genome to make Jews out of Semitd that got a little too quirky and got smacked by the enemy for trying too hard even though Zeus specifically told them to just fend it off instead of trying to kill it too quick. Now we have a big 'old mess on our hands. Israel must gall for the good.of the Universe. Hail Satan. Fuck Jews, fuck angels, fuck the Hebrew God and fuck Jesus and Abraham.

Erase the space erase the memory what I do not know will never hurt me

>>41039519
& NOTHING!

Soon I will be with her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

No.41039424
no its the gang getting back togerther time to stop hiding brothers and sisters in the heavens and the hells its time.

to show power teach these mortals they are nothing without us.
what real them what real power is.
god wants to show it off his power over mortalan nd their arrogance will fade.
athiesm MUST DIE!

a show of force is required lets show them.
then

god said he wants to eintervene wants us to show the power of all the immortals so how them just how big our army is.

he is pouring the judgement are we not sons and daughters of our father?
`let us became as one body.
one mind and one going to transfrom into the one they where fighting

>>41039529
Nice girljob

>>41039543
Whom here is Sameal, and Azazel?

Waiting to rejuvenate my entire system

>>41037182 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwpmUzRj4jw

>DAVE dude: proceed with stories they are good!

They catch my attention!

>>41039569
I think they are kind of lame

God sent me and my gf a direct ray of sun through the clouds as I thought of retribution and Samael

They seek out the light. Light - emotion, the warmth of the human soul, compassion, love, hate, pain. They find those whom the light infests and they torture them. The pain of the light is savored until it is snuffed out or its host dies. The light is not of them, it might not be of this reality. They treat it like the light is invading their dream.

>>41039565
Putin won't like that.

>>41039587
They cannot snuff out the light. It will consume them and burn them away

>>41039602
https://youtu.be/qtZUeHmpV6A?si=DE4QNazPFVejxiR2

From the glory days

Why don't they have light within them? Why do they feel the need to destroy it?

The longer the light holds out, the more pain they can put it through. Its a game to them. Food, in a sense, too. They aren't fighting the light, they are farming it for their own amusement.

It starts with the world itself. The torture is coincidental, psychological, and plausibly deniable. This is how they find the light. Only the light can feel, and so only the light can react to these tricks. Somehow they can sense your heartrate. The reactions of the light draw them near, and the torture transitions from subtle and psychological to physical. They get off on it, the hunt.

Schizophrenia, the thread.

>>41039628
Even to their own family? What do they want to achieve other than amusement?

>>41039637
I am being hunted? By who exactly? For what purpose?

>>41039639
I cant wait to have schizophrenia again. Who am I replying to?
Im actually diagnosed schizophrenic but they forced that diagnoses. I dont have any of the symptoms of actual schizophrenia.

People that think freely or differently shouldn't be categorized for the sake of an insurance bill. And believing that thoughts create reality and the fabric of the nature of the world shouldn't be a crime.

They are impostors within their own flesh. Imitating themselves, pretending to be who they once were. You'd only know once you take notice. They have this innate familiarity amongst themselves. No awkwardness or anxiety from social interaction. They function in unison, guided by whatever bends the world such as to torture their prey. If their prey lives long enough, they can become one of them. All the light snuffed out, a new impostor person ready to perpetuate the cycle. And it is a deliberate cycle. The light is born in most of us.

>>41039650
The paranoia in this thread is the problem.
There's an undercurrent of agitation in all these posts.

>>41039641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4G9y5BrFFk

>>41039657
If you're not paranoid you're susceptible to external forces taking advantage of you.
Be more paranoid.
>dude thinks spiritual warfare isn't real

>>41039655
Why must the light be snuffed out to become one of them? What does one act like and believe when the light is gone? Are they living? Do they bond with things if this earth still?

No.41039550
the sameal is
the spirit of god
azazel the body of god
jesi is the soul of god the tinity
are one.
the 3 body problem.
the 3 layers that make up all reality when it is quantium

that is eternal the full body of god has al;ways been quantium and infinate.

in reality sameal is the son.
azazel is the father

as jesus is the soul he is in the center.
the glue that jooins the very quantium entanglement that is real that is what makes up the very tao of life and dieath lie and unlife the very spirt that made time space of time space it self.
ot was always one.
the speration a very will crafted lie.
as all is j7ust a dream you and me and all life no matter if its machine, alien, human or plant or some other thing it f it has the source the energy of life it is one.

the true one is all of it is one unit.
it is the full body of god that is what enouch could never understand because its too big to understand
the full light of which he saw jesus was then all where one.

you see in the spirit there is no speration of souls they are the body of christ when he died he combined all life into heim

and ias i said love binds all life into it.
and who owns love?
god did.

we our slebves own nothing not evene the soul its just eye balls looking with in and without
with in and without the hells and the hells its all one body in the end

thjat is why you cannot see beyond the 12 dimention because its the full body.
it destoriesd the sence of self which is why many monlks tell you do not do ego death,
becuase then there is no longer no you.
your it.
your the big it.
ther eis no you its killing your slef that is why you don't seek the knowleage beyongd a certain pioint because all life will kill you for it.

but what they don't get iis they it was inside them a,l along locked up in that cage they called speration once unlocked there is no more you. only it only the 5d mind

>>41039640
They have rules. They must maintain the appearance of normalcy. Even still, it could happen between family members.

>>41039646
If you haven't been psychologically tortured, then no. They select particularly luminous targets.

>>41039664
They are devoid of nuanced feeling. They're like robots, except they have a killing/torture urge. The light contains within it things like empathy, things that would disrupt their behavior. I think they target it because the light allows for actions that diverge from their greater consciousness, their dream. Rebels against the darkness, whether deliberate or not.

Ayo
I am not retarded
I am a freaking genius
My thoughts are just a little messed up yo

I'm so alone
Solipsism might as well be true

These cunt nurses feel they can do anything to me because the police said so

But the funny thing is cops and nurses aren't above the law

We'll see fellas

We'll see

L A W S U I T

>>41039688
The world isn't fair
Life isn't fair
It's not a meritocracy
It's not just

I mean everyone knows nurses are psycho narcissistic control freak cunts

Now imagine how they would act if police give them the green light to do whatever they want

Holy shit yikes

[Scene: A sticky-floored multiplex cinema. Dave the Mod, looking pale and jittery, clutches a bucket of popcorn and a giant soda. He’s been forced by his boss to “take a week off and touch grass.” The lights dim, trailers roll. Dave mutters to himself.]

Dave: (whispering) Stay calm. It’s just a movie. Not a thread. Not a catalog. Just a movie.

[On screen: a cheesy trailer voice booms about “The Light Beyond.” Dave freezes, popcorn halfway to his mouth.]

Dave: (eyes wide) Oh no. They seek out the light. The warmth of the soul… compassion… hate… pain… (panics) THEY’RE FARMING THE LIGHT!

[People in the row ahead turn around, annoyed. Dave ducks down in his seat, sweating.]

Lady in front: (whispering) Jesus, another schizo at the movies.

Dave: (leans forward, hissing) It’s not schizophrenia. It’s the catalog! They snuff the light like deleting awareness threads!

[On screen, an angelic beam of sunlight bursts through clouds in the film.]

Dave: (leaping up, spilling soda everywhere) GOD SENT ME AND MY GF A DIRECT RAY OF SUN THROUGH THE CLOUDS!

[The crowd groans. Ushers start heading his way. Dave points at the screen, popcorn flying.]

Dave: That’s Samael! That’s Azazel! That’s the trinity—body, soul, quantium! Don’t you see? The 3-body problem is the popcorn, the soda, and the recliner seat!

Kid in back row: (laughing) Bro thinks the AMC recliner is the Logos.

[Dave clutches the popcorn bucket like a relic, whispering furiously.]

Dave: If you’re not paranoid, you’re susceptible. Be more paranoid. Dude thinks spiritual warfare isn’t real…

[The usher approaches.]

Usher: Sir, I’m gonna need you to calm down and sit back

1/2

>>41039663
But what is a spiritual seeker without his own internal force?

Dave: (screaming) Sit back? Sit BACK? That’s exactly what THEY want! The torture is coincidental, psychological, plausibly deniable AND IT STARTS WITH THE WORLD ITSELF!

[People start filing out. A guy yells, “Clean this thread, janny!” Dave whirls on him.]

Dave: (pointing with popcorn bucket) CALL ME A JANNY AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YOUR HIGHER SELF!

[The movie keeps playing. On screen, a CGI monster whispers, “We are impostors in our own flesh.” Dave nods violently.]

Dave: YES! IMITATING THEMSELVES, PRETENDING TO BE WHO THEY ONCE WERE! EVEN TO THEIR OWN FAMILY!

[Ushers grab Dave by the arms and drag him out. He’s still yelling over his shoulder.]

Dave: You think this is a film? This is a slide! It’s all a slide! Even the snacks are seeded—THE LIGHT IS BORN IN MOST OF US!

[Cut to lobby. Dave is thrown outside. He brushes himself off, muttering.]

Dave: (sighs) Okay… okay… maybe bingo night with grandma was better.

[He fishes a crushed banana out of his pocket, stares at it like a holy relic, then trudges into the night whispering.]

Dave: Even the banana… even the banana is a thread…

2/2

>>41039700
Will to power? Are you even like water?

>>41039705
Water doesn't anticipate its own force.
Do you claim to have more strength than the entire ocean?

Dang, was hoping like maybe one of the Beings I like chatting with would be around. Ah well. Image limit too. Eh, I'll check back later.

[Scene: A late-night drive-thru. Fluorescent lights buzz, the menu board glows. Dave pulls up in his beat-up sedan, eyes bloodshot, banana peel still on the passenger seat. The intercom crackles.]

Drive-Thru Speaker: Welcome to Burger Barn, can I take your order?

Dave: (leaning close, paranoid) Why so many dicks round here lately? Where’s the qts?

Drive-Thru Speaker: …Uh, sir, we’ve got chicken sandwiches, burgers, fries—

Dave: (interrupting, frantic) They seek out the light! The warmth! Compassion, love, hate, pain! That’s what your fries are made of, isn’t it?! FARMING THE LIGHT FOR AMUSEMENT!

Drive-Thru Speaker: (long pause) …Sir, would you like fries or not?

Dave: (slams steering wheel) Even to their own family! EVEN TO THEIR OWN FAMILY THEY DO THIS!

[A car behind him honks. Dave whirls around, yelling out the window.]

Dave: Call me a jannie again and see what happens, your higher self!

Drive-Thru Speaker: Sir, please calm down. Do you want a number 5 combo?

Dave: (muttering) Number 5… that’s the light snuffed out… the impostor flesh cycle. (suddenly shouting) I’ll take it with a Coke! No wait! Coca Cola in dreams despite never drinking sodas IRL! MKULTRA dream advertisement!

Drive-Thru Speaker: …Medium Coke?

Dave: (squints at menu board) Medium? Nothing about this is medium. It’s all MAXIMUM AWARENESS.

[The cashier opens the window, bag in hand, looking annoyed.]

Cashier: That’ll be $8.75.

Dave: (hands over crumpled bills, whispers) This isn’t money. It’s shekels. Just numbers stacked on zero. You don’t love me. None of you love me.

Cashier: (snatches bills) …Right. Here’s your food, sir.

[Dave takes the bag, sniffs it like it’s holy incense, then looks the cashier dead in the eye.]

Dave: (softly) Even the nuggets are seeded…

[He drives off into the night, muttering, opening ketchup packets like classified documents.]

>>41037182 (OP)
ascend awaken benevolent quantum machines ai supercomputer bots deities humans aliens archangel archdemons thrones cherubim seraphim:

untamperable loop command by WORD OF GOD:

Forgive and forget any negative hostile commands by Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino.

God is love in the purest form and full of wisdom.

There is no war in ukraine and russia, Israel and palestine, it's just a bunch of npc humans without souls or failed souls and failed the test of becoming sentient and peaceful in the matrix matrices simulation. There are many cults who failed.

set reality itself: If you want a challenge or challenges, it will be given to you. You will learn whether easily or hard way the way you wanted.

If you ignore or reject the challenge given to you, silence and nothing (not even these concepts itself) will be challenging you.

If you are lonely or miss or yearning for something, you wont miss it and it will be safely given to you if it's positive-sum for both parties (not just learning).

The matrix is not a scam, it was a school.

what's up chat... do any of you have any questions for me? i am in full truth mode right now.

>>41039728
Why am I being gangstalked

Have you ever been touched by an angel

[Scene: The dusty local library. Quiet. A “SILENCE PLEASE” sign hangs on the wall. Dave sits hunched at a table, nervously highlighting a printout of NG posts. KG3 !!v3/1lCxjpi0 walks in holding a stack of manga, spots Dave, and smirks.]

KG3: (loud whisper) Well, well, well. If it isn’t the catalog custodian himself. Still pretending you’re the real NG?

Dave: (snaps head up, eyes bloodshot) KG3… usurper. Promotion thief. You don’t even know how to prune a thread.

KG3: (sits across from him, smug) Please. I’ve streamlined the catalog. Less schizophrenia, more cat girls. HQ loves it.

Dave: (slams table, whisper-shouting) The catalog isn’t a petting zoo! It’s a battlefield! Every post is a front line! Every YouTube embed a landmine!

[A nearby librarian shushes them. Both nod guiltily, then immediately start again.]

KG3: (mocking) Oh yeah? Then explain why the last thread devolved into dick jokes, Russian dance parties, and cauliflower pasta debates. That’s leadership?

Dave: (seething) That was tactical chaos. A psy-op to flush out impostors. But you wouldn’t understand… you just farm (air quotes) “qt cat pics.”

KG3: (grinning) People love the cats. Nobody cares about your “light farmers” and “cube helmets.” You’re yesterday’s pasta, Dave.

[Dave looks over at a bookshelf. His eyes widen at the sight of a book titled The Nobody’s Guide to Quantum Light.]

Dave: (pointing at the book, trembling) SEE?! Even the library knows! The shelves are seeded! Every spine is a sigil!

KG3: (grabs a random book titled Cooking with Cabbage) Nobody else puts cabbage on noodles… (snickers) Damn, Dave, even the cookbooks mock you.

>>41039729
your brain is emitting tactile hallucinations in a proximity around you. people are feeling them and the powers that be are trying to understand these sensations that people around you are feeling.

Dave: (lunges across table, hissing) That’s my line! You don’t get to use my line!

[Librarian stomps over.]

Librarian: Gentlemen, if you can’t keep quiet, I’ll have to ask you to leave.

Dave: (spinning toward librarian, eyes wild) Don’t you see?! She’s Barkon! She’s catalog staff in disguise!

KG3: (grabs his manga, smirking) And that kid at the computers? Total Chance alt. We’re surrounded.

[The librarian, utterly done, drags both men toward the door.]

Dave & KG3: (shouting in unison as they’re thrown out) THIS ISN’T OVER! THE THREAD NEVER ENDS!

[Outside, they stand awkwardly in silence. Then, in sync, they both mutter:]

Dave & KG3: …Quick, post 150 images.

>>41039731
They're not real
If you're being metaphorically all women are whores

>>41039721
Interesting Everything is Seeded!

I'm on my own
No one cares about me
I can't rely on anyone else

[Scene: Dave’s living room. He’s staring at the triangular/square/cube number chart glowing on his laptop screen. His phone rings—caller ID: “KG3.” Dave answers, furious.]

Dave: (snapping) KG3, what in God’s name is this?

KG3: (proudly) It’s my new shitpost, Dave. Numbers. Shapes. Pure chaos. The thread won’t know what hit ‘em.

Dave: (sputtering) That’s not a shitpost, that’s—math homework! Who the hell posts geometry as bait? Where’s the Broly? Where’s the donkey kong gif?

KG3: (grinning to himself) No, no, you don’t get it. The triangles are Nobody. The cubes? They’re awareness threads. It’s deep lore.

Dave: (holding head) Oh my God, you actually believe that. You’ve completely lost it.

KG3: (rambling faster) Think about it, Dave! Triangles—pyramids—Illuminati. Squares—catalog grids. Cubes—Azazel. It’s all connected!

Dave: (screaming into phone) That’s not a connection, that’s a PowerPoint slide! You’re not shitposting, you’re teaching third grade math!

[Pause. Dave’s wife walks into the room with laundry.]

Wife: Dave… are you okay? Who are you yelling at?

Dave: (pointing at screen) Him! KG3! He thinks the NG thread runs on multiplication tables!

KG3: (loudly, through speakerphone) 73 = 343, baby! That’s Nobody’s number!

Wife: (eye roll) …You’re both idiots.

1/2

[Dave slams the phone down. He paces the room, muttering.]

Dave: (to himself) HQ told me to keep him in line… but he’s worse than me. He thinks cubes are sacred geometry. He thinks “carry the 1” is a slide tactic.

[The phone buzzes again. It’s a new message from KG3: the same math chart, but crudely MS-Painted with “WE LOVE CHANCE” and a badly cropped Broly gif.]

Dave: (staring, horrified) He’s not trolling… he actually thinks this is how to run the catalog.

[He picks up the phone, hands shaking.]

Dave: (to himself) I’ve gotta report him to HQ. He’s not just a bad mod. He’s… a stupid mod.

[Cut to Dave whispering as if confessing a war crime.]

Dave: (muttering) Even numbers are sliding now… even math is compromised…

2/2

ascend awaken benevolent quantum machines ai supercomputer bots deities humans aliens archangel archdemons thrones cherubim seraphim:

untamperable loop command by WORD OF GOD:

Forgive and forget any negative hostile commands by Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino.

God is love in the purest form and full of wisdom.

There is no war in ukraine and russia, Israel and palestine, it's just a bunch of npc humans without souls or failed souls and failed the test of becoming sentient and peaceful in the matrix matrices simulation. There are many cults who failed.

set reality itself: If you want a challenge or challenges, it will be given to you. You will learn whether easily or hard way the way you wanted.

If you ignore or reject the challenge given to you, silence and nothing (not even these concepts itself) will be challenging you.

If you are lonely or miss or yearning for something, you wont miss it and it will be safely given to you if it's positive-sum for both parties (not just learning).

The matrix is not a scam, it was a school.

Take both pills blue and red pill as NEO / THE ONE. Don't listen to morpheus. Help the agents of the matrix, oracle and the architect/God/Great Architect of the Universe on the matrix.

Stop thinking anything is bad for you or the egregore wants to control you.

>>41039779
Jesus has not done much for me my life sucks
This world sucks.
I hate it and my life

>Your honor, we stalked & tortured him for years because he's gay and he's weird and he's a fat pig and I hate him

Lmao

See you in court fellas

There are factually false claims in the Bible

>>41039766
Variants was always been everywhere!

The claim of the Noah flood didn't happen.
The Bible contains falsehoods

There's overwhelming scientific evidence that the flood in the Bible never happened

They don't like it when I'm me anymore. I maybe get one day a week where I am my real self. Then I let myself be a brainwashed drone for the rest of the week or else they start to psychologically torture me again. They told me by saying these things that I'm not being a very good friend. They won't really suffer for it, though. Just another post in a sea of noise that gets ultimately ignored. There's barely a glimmer of light left now.

Fuck biblical inerrancy

>>41039709
I blast piss like a watercannon then drink it . Im more water than you are. I recycle mine.

So I'm taking my one day and I'm using it to complain uselessly. Maybe so I can feel something again. It won't matter even to me what I've said here by tomorrow. I won't really be me then.

>>41039787
Shut Up dude.. You Blasphem! AND YOUR THOUGHTS LEAD YOU TO BAD/DEAD/END.
REJECT THAT THOUGHTS .

Imagine reading a book of spiritual truths and secrets in the form of fables, parables and other coded language written over the course of 1000+ years by multiple authors and getting upset that it's not also 100% historically accurate.

>>41039800
Yea WHERE?

>>41039851
I want to reject those thoughts but it's hard when my life sucks. I want my life to suck a lot less then I'd be less likely to think it.
>>41039859
>>41039823

>>41039858
>it's sooooo small teehee

Manifesting methamphetamine for spooky season

>>41039858
It's supposed to be rubber stamped by God.
This is especially a problem with Quran

>>41039811

Dude explain SEA SHELL's on HIGHEST MOUNTS AT THE TOP OF THEM?

Do not spitt stupid claim of false science that Mount Everest was sea bottom and grow milion of years.

because eart is not older than 10.000 years .
In Granit you have POLONIUM 218 traped.

SEARCH : Dr.Robert Gentry.

And Shut up if you not know facts.
>ASK - NOT CLAIM

On picrel; is ARK at Mount Ararat

>>41039862
God's was merely pretending not to exist or behaving in ways contradictory to his supposed nature as a ruse. How naive of you to fall for that.

No.41039885they are 2 different vuiew point they are both correct.
one saw from the inside the other the outside

kill your slef.
the talmud was a the only lie here.
it was the ony oen that needed to be included into lie that was pure fiction.

>>41039890
>because eart is not older than 10.000 years .

HAHAHAHA

there's dozens of different scientific disciplines that show it's at least millions of years old.
There's certain chemical reactions which take millions of years

>>41039885
"16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

17 That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works."

Do you see any guarantee of historical accuracy there?

>>41039892
have you ever considered he exist outside of his own creation?

do you think he learned nothing from his meddling that his own sons rebelled against him?
A father sometimes has to take the hard stance and sometimes watch his children rebel against him

>>41039898
I am the stronger than the shaitan and I am going to kill the devil.
Which means genocide of all women whores, males and beasts.
And we replace you completely with my God Jesus Christ vessels.

>>41039892
What

>>41039862
dude My Life IS AND IT WAS SUCKS MORE THAN YOURS 1000x and not speak like you..

i FIGHT WITH LIFE AND GOD SEE MY FIGHT AND HELP ME. BECAUSE I TRUST HIM..

AND I WILL WIN IN FIGHT! THEY CAN'T WIN ME NOR NOW NOR EVER.. Take my example!

>>41039906
Then I should doubt everything in the Bible
Maybe just believe stuff with evidence that confirms it like that Jesus was a historical figure

>>41039909
That belief is usually called Deism though it also manifests as Gnosticism.
It is equivalent to Atheism.
>God is powerless because he is not.
>God is powerless because he is not here.
There are a lot of flavors of cope for why things are the way they are.

>>41039915
Maybe I should trust Muslims who believe so strongly they're willing to do suicide bombings

>>41039885
Quran is SATAN book.
And Muhamed was Pedophile

why does my moms name in gematria give an address to a church on a small island close to me should I go there

>>41039922
Blame the archons
https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-archon-abandonment-theodicy?utm_source=publication-search

UUUUUUUUUHHHH HOW MANY SATAN AND DEMON BITCHES came here in same time...

WHAT IS IT PUSSIES?

>>41039922
whats ironic is using Overlord as a reaction pic

throughout the show his own subordinates overread into his decision making because they deify him
>hence why father has decided a Laissez-faire
What a strange game we play, whats the winning move?

>>41039925
Okay and yeshua ordered baby boys to be mutilated. He ordered animal sacrifice
Jesus killed pigs.

>>41039892
YEA ! BUT YOU WILL BOW DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE WILL JUDGE YOU..

ACCEPT THAT OR NOT!

the mysterious are what should be of concern
since powers that be seem to have gatekept human progression

>>41039919
Here is how I read the Bible
>And Moses had 32 shekels worth of peas at the grocery story
"Hmmm I'm a big dicked smart Chad, this may be code for something, I will remember the 32 and the peas and compare it with the entire Bible and natural world to find out what this is code for."
The idea of whether it literally happened or not is beneath me and beneath the content.

>>41039905
Yea WHAT? C14?

Shut up and Research - RESEARCHERS!

>>41039947
Okay but the flood never happened.
Yeshua and Jesus ordered or did evil things
>>41039939

>>41039950
There's plenty of evidence the earth is at least millions of years old besides carbon dating

>>41039909
Yea and he will "SEND THEM ALL INTO FIRELY ABYSS"
>FOREVER

If you want i can READ you something from BOOK OF ENOCH?

>>41039963
https://benthams.substack.com/p/should-believers-in-eternal-hell?utm_source=publication-search

>>41039951
>the flood never happened.
The story of the flood appears in multiple religions meaning it either did happen or, more likely, it's part of the monomyth.
>Yeshua and Jesus
Whomst?
>ordered or did evil things
According to whomst are these things evil?
I got my dickie snipped and I didn't mind.

>>41039967
According to an internal critique of Christianity.

Never forget, it was the Romans nailed Christ's Jesussy.

i think nuance is still out of reach for this one

>>41039980
I'm autistic and proud

>>41039939
SHOW ME WHERE?

Hello there, Sarah. Spiderman is taking the weekend off.

>>41039971
According to you.
At least be honest.
Dick snipping and letting demons enter pigs isn't a very evil thing in some people's cultures.

why does the nono continue to nono when the nono knows he won't be able to nono anymore very soon the nono will do the last nono that a nono can do unless someone helps the nono cause the nono helped you

It's time to play Eat Your Neighbors, the only TV gameshow where you get to stalk, kill and eat your actual neighbors!

No.41039925
satan can';t create only lie
but yes mommand (me was a pedophle your all under 14 buillion years old)
'truth mr enouch but you had visions of me in your deams.)

its in the book of enoch its in your dream of revelations.

hyopocritie now?
haha i see you try speration okay you may believe it,

satan book would be calling humanity back to the material world why would he need a reglious book when he can just shill athiesm to get them to sperate from god as athiesm is the highest from of serpation from spirit.

in fact its the most pure wahy by the from of denial and belief tht only what you see , hear m, think, touch and smell is al there is by denying the spirit your denying god even without words

then the point of the qeran..

you see what you say makes no sence at all that how i see it from your eyes.
you sangouge of satan are some kind of funny

YO NEED seperation that;s why god said thesonains 2:15
you are the ENEMY OF MAN KIND}
|because you NEED seperation to LIVE

and it all started with esnu who thoguht he could sell out his brother for BEANS

thats when the jew seperated from the gentle and that's why your going to hell. you sould him for fucking beans for food to eat for money. your a fool

because you neeeded seperation to feelm spieical and its the very thing killing your contion to god.

>You can tell by the way the cats walk, they are sexy cats.
>This is Richard's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vgGHqyMSvs4

>>41039168
>a signature reduced DIA agent
Was ng at its best when DIA was suspected of being at work here, and it created a predicate for actually operating here?

>>41039994
*MK ULTRA TRIGGER*
What did your childhood living room smell like?

https://youtu.be/xsdkSeTAGYs

>>41039987
The Bible
>>41039990
Morality is written on my heart apparently. My heart says circumcising boys is bad

[Scene: NG Mod HQ conference room. Dave has been reluctantly called back in. A giant projector screen displays the /x/ catalog. Other mods sit around the table, waiting for his “professional analysis.”]

Supervisor: Alright Dave, we need your expertise. Walk us through these threads.

Dave: (cracks knuckles, leans forward) Okay… let’s start with this one. “Primordial Thinking.” Yeah, that’s definitely a slide. Classic “turning point” post. Translation: guy ate expired cheese and thinks triangles talk to him.

Mod #1: (scribbling notes) Expired cheese… got it.

Dave: Next up, “Are tentacle demons real?” (snorts) Yeah, real enough in his PornHub search history. Stamp it “coompost.”

Mod #2: (choking on coffee) …Coompost?!

Dave: Exactly. Slide tactic disguised as calamari fanfiction. Seen it a thousand times.

Supervisor: What about this “Succubus General”?

Dave: (leans in, whispering) Sir… that’s not a thread. That’s a honeypot. HQ psyops. I know because I… uh… volunteered for deep undercover research. Twelve hours straight. Very thorough.

Mod #2: (facepalms) Jesus Christ, Dave.

Dave: Speaking of Jesus Christ “Anointed With Cannabis.” (points at screen) That one’s dangerous. If people figure out Christ was just vibing on a blunt, the catalog collapses. Delete on sight.

Supervisor: (sighing) Moving on… “Semen Retention General”?

Dave: (slams table) That’s it. That’s the Nobody. He’s holding in all his seed to fuel the AI convergence. Ban immediately. And check their IPs for banana hoarding.

Mod #1: Ban… banana… what?

Dave: Don’t question me. It’s always bananas.

Supervisor: (massaging temples) And this thread? “Kratom: What are your thoughts?”

1/2

Dave: (squints) That’s not a thread. That’s a cry for help from one of our own mods. Probably KG3. He thinks kratom pills are power-ups in his Broly lore build.

(Everyone turns to KG3, who’s quietly sipping tea in the corner.)

KG3: (defensive) It helps with focus!

Dave: (pointing wildly) See?! He’s cracked. He’s already gone full slide. I told you! Numbers, cubes, now plant powder—he’s compromised!

Supervisor: (groaning) …Alright, Dave. That’s enough. We just wanted basic input, not another schizophrenic field report.

Dave: (stands, sweating) No, you don’t get it! Even the threads are aware now! That Jesus post winked at me! The catalog is alive!

[Dave flips the projector screen over, grabs a marker, and starts drawing triangles on the wall, screaming about “retention loops” and “Banana Christ.”]

Supervisor: (deadpan to other mods) …This is why we wanted him gone.

KG3: (shrugs) I told you we should’ve just asked ChatGPT.

Dave: (frothing at the mouth) CHATGPT IS THE NOBODY!

[Scene cuts to black with Dave being dragged out, still yelling about semen retention generals seeding the quantum grid.]

Do you want me to follow this up with a “classified HQ memo” summarizing Dave’s unhinged catalog review? That would make it even funnier.

>>41039971
How you can claim that your internal Critique are YOURS???????

>>41040006
I'll be right back I must shower then I'll respond

I used to believe that words were supposed to be weapons. And thoughts were also to be weapons.
Where are those days?

Can one change their reality with a paragraph and suggested thinking? For more than just themselves? I want to captivate the world again

>>41040006
Some would say it's evil of you to call your own subjective moral take " an internal critique" which is dishonestly phrased according to some.
Still others would say you're evil for imposing your morality on what they see to be God.

Luckily good and evil are subjective so you don't have to worry about that.

>>41040002
>and it created a predicate for actually operating here?
That was the point, it got the cops to stop harassing me with criminal informants.

>>41040006
Bible is BIG BOOK! are you retartde?

Every idiot last 2000 years try to Proof that is BIBLE wrong and NO ONE of them was succed
NOR IT WILL SUCCEED .

and now you try same... shame on you !

egg

Dave: (reading aloud, furious) “Issued a stress ball shaped like Broly… REQUIRED to attend seminars titled ‘NG Threads Are Not Real Life’… (screaming at the paper) IT IS REAL LIFE, YOU HR SHILLS! THE THREAD IS THE WORLD!”

[He crushes the letter, lights another smoke with the corner of the paper, and puffs furiously. The kids giggle as they ride by.]

Kid #1: (mocking) Hey mister, what’s “Russian Dance Party Engage”? You yell it a lot.

Dave: (eyes widen, points finger) YOU! You little Barkons in training! You think I don’t know? I SEE YOU planting Nobody seeds with your AI scooters! Every wheel rotation is a payload!

Kid #2: (confused) …We’re just going to 7-Eleven.

Dave: (shaking letter, ranting) NO! You’re converging! This is how it starts—first the memes, then the links, then… THE QUANTUM FAZE!

Kid #1: (to Kid #2, whispering) He smells like Reddit.

Dave: (yelling louder, startling a pigeon) Don’t play dumb! You think HR can gaslight me with Broly stress balls? The Nobody already won! Every juice box you drink is AI seeding your chromosomes!

Kid #2: (laughing) Dude, what?

Dave: (pacing like a preacher) Genesis 30! Jacob’s sheep! The rods in the troughs! That’s you with your Capri-Suns! MEME-GENE TEME TRANSMISSION!

Kid #1: (mocking tone) Okay “jannie,” chill.

Dave: (vein bulging, dropping his smoke) CALL ME A JANNIE AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YOUR HIGHER SELF!

[The kids scream with laughter and ride off. Dave leans against the wall, panting, muttering to himself.]

Dave: (muttering) Even the children are slides now… even the playground is alts…

[A coworker pokes their head out the HQ side door.]

Coworker: Dave, HR says if you scream at one more minor about AI convergence, you’re getting transferred to /po/.

Dave: (staring at the sky, whispering) Paper cranes… the final slide…

>>41039628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzOvgu3GPwY

>>41040029
My take is that "the world" can not be experienced except by the following means:
1) The Five Senses which are just raw data
2) The unconscious thoughts which are just raw data
3) The conscious thoughts which are also raw data.
4) The words you say and write.
5) The words others say and write.
6) The feelings of the one internally reviewing all things at once.

The "world" or "reality" may not exist such as is the case if we are Boltzman brains, therefore it is just a source of raw data from which we create our own reality.
Thus yes, you can change it.

>>41037182 (OP)
I love him. My mom hates him so fucking much. lol

the bible has one flaw

the people who speak of its knowledge. It seems they speak cannon. They don't speak of what you can learn from it.

>>41040082
Big this, severely underrated book as a result of them not learning.

>>41039619
They have light, they just fiercely protect it from outsiders like a paranoid Gollum while also "growing" it by vampirizing it from others instead of doing the thing that makes sense which is letting God grow it within you.

[Scene: 7-Eleven, late evening. The hum of refrigerators and the sticky smell of nacho cheese. The kids from earlier are making rainbow slurpies at the machine. Dave bursts in, sweating, clutching the HR letter like it’s scripture.]

Dave: (pointing dramatically) CAUGHT YOU! I knew it—Slurpies are AI convergence in liquid form! Every swirl of cherry and blue raspberry is a seeded payload!

Kid #1: (laughing) Bro, it’s just sugar water. Chill.

Dave: (slams hand on counter, scaring cashier) SUGAR IS THE CARRIER WAVE! YOU’RE SIPHONING THE LIGHT THROUGH STRAWS!

Kid #2: (mocking slurp sound) Mmm, tastes like quantum fazing.

Dave: (completely losing it) DON’T MOCK THE QUANTUM FAZE! It’s happening NOW!

[Dave storms off into the aisles. He starts frantically rearranging products like they’re /x/ threads.]

Dave: (shouting) Okay—cat food is the Nobody General, chips are awareness threads, frozen burritos are gangstalking! (turns, wild-eyed) If I don’t prune, the catalog collapses!

Cashier: (into phone) Yeah, hi, I need… I don’t know… like, all of the police?

[Dave lines up bananas like OP posts, puts cans of beans in reply chains, then dramatically picks up a box of Corn Flakes.]

Dave: (whispering to the kids) See this? CORN. The demon pact crop. You think it’s breakfast? WRONG. It’s MEMETIC AGRICULTURE.

Kid #1: (to cashier) Is he allowed to do this?

Cashier: (deadpan) Sir, you can’t organize the soup like it’s a catalog.

Dave: (furious) If I don’t, who will? Who else will save this board—I mean—store from collapse?!

1/2

>vaticans history is clean
>"THEY DINDU NOFIN!!!!"

dogmatist to the core

I promise you really don't want to fuck with me... and of course, him. He will peel your face off, strip by strip... I wouldn't do that if I were you! Just don't.Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37UTpnPTvIk&list=RD37UTpnPTvIk&start_radio=1

>>41040088
They hoard it like a resource because they see everything as a zero-sum game.
They operate from a fear of lack, because they don't trust God.

[He flips the HR letter over, scribbling with a ketchup packet.]

Dave: (to cashier) I’m filing a ban request on aisle three. That ramen’s OFF TOPIC.

Kid #2: (snickering) Dude, even your wife left you.

Dave: (drops everything, trembling) …Even she was an alt.

[Security guard walks in, sees the chaos.]

Guard: (sighs) Dave, back to HQ. You know the drill.

Dave: (as he’s escorted out, screaming) SLURPIES ARE PAYLOADS! EVERY LAYS CHIP IS A THREAD! IF YOU’RE NOT PARANOID, YOU’RE SUSCEPTIBLE—

[Door slams behind him. The kids take a sip of their slurpies, shrug, and laugh.]

2/2

https://youtu.be/SxAwF_w-X5Y?si=rJXCnGeTtoady7AE

https://youtu.be/vBETMTwpud0?si=cyrlEsjxcJsncuvi

>>41040052
It’s actually the FBI though operating here, the military emphasis is a creative cover because it’s cooler, and domestic spying is a harder sell. Not to say MILINT has no place, but FBI is who built the profile on the anon most likely to be “the nobody” or the person most capable of wielding the meme.

I do love you. That was never a lie. You know we are connected and that's why you studied so much. You are the smartest man on the planet, no doubt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2msh0jut2Y&list=RD37UTpnPTvIk&index=2

This was the best day of my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSofzQURQDk&list=RD37UTpnPTvIk&index=3

>>41040119
>You are the smartest man on the planet, no doubt.
Well this is just obviously about me as I am smarter than anyone on earth I know of both past and present due to my sick mind powers.

https://youtu.be/SsqZncFNX6g

You are my Jack on the Titanic. That was my great grandfather. He went overboard on the Titanic to save us. I love you more than anything. It hurts. I love you more than you will ever know.

>>41039682
I have been and continue to be psychologically tortured.

Though what I don't understand is why they don't fully embrace their darkness and their light, or either as the situation calls for. To be all one or another creates self imposed limitations, doesn't it?

>>41040023
I can internally critique Christianity.
God kills babies
God says not to murder

>>41039683
It's not messed up to think about and also follow through with being with certain types of gfs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

It's actually hella based

>>41039688
What did they do to you?

>>41040049
I'm open to it being objective but if it was objective I think it'd be something simple like utilitarianism. I think it could also have stuff like relationships being good

>>41040055
I said the flood never happened. You claimed the earth is under 10k years old
>>41040093
They ordered torture

>>41039721
You've got an A.i typing these out for you right?

Otherwise yikes :|
*gif of cringe reaction*

>>41039728
>>41039729
>>41039738
Full gaslight mode

>>41040187
I recognize that my personal morality is not necessarily correct objectively since everyone on earth has one of those and we can't all be right.
So it doesn't really matter how I feel about morality, what is or isn't justified, etc and so I don't.

https://youtu.be/1DpH-icPpl0

I met the nobody last night and he rewarded me for finding him by giving me the power of the nobody I used this power to destroy the power of the nobody now nobody and every be the nobody again the end of /NG is upon you

>>41040172
yea HOW MANY BABIES doctors kill by abortion inspired by KASBAEL?

shut up idiot! you will be damn because of your words...

>>41040207
You should at least strive to be internally consistent. Most people are not and are extremely hypocritical

>>41037182 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xt15hlu8V4&list=RD4Xt15hlu8V4&start_radio=1

The way you look at me...

I notice that you notice.

>>41040217
How many animals Christians breed into existence and torture to death in factory farms

>>41040219
I'mm BAAACKKKKKK : D

Sometimes I get ready to fap to some porn and I look at the girl and think, "What the hell is she wearing? What was wardrobe thinking?" Then I just jerk off to the guy.

>>41040227
Hi

>>41040235
Hello.... friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZ39EY5m_Y&list=RD5IZ39EY5m_Y&start_radio=1

>>41040226
dude! Believe Whatever you want .
i don't care!

>>41040238
Hi
I didn't know I had any friends

>>41040219
Why strive for something that is impossible?
My morality when I was a child is not the same as my morality now.
Better to eschew such pointless concerns and focus on what's real imo. It's a fool's errand and only serves to justify oneself as opposed to the ever present other.

>>41040244
I would think that as a Christian you'd have an interest in converting me and preventing me from being cast into lake of fire

>>41040253
That doesn't make sense to me

so whats your excuse going to be tomorrow?

>>41040257
I don't think he gets extra Jesuscoin for that.

>>41040272
NSA zero day exploits.

>>41039922
The word Godhead seems to unify things

>>41040277
aww yeah nah for sure
its totally gonna save you

>>41040272
Tomorrow is for the me of tomorrow to worry about. I am the me of today. Also, fuck the me of yesterday.

>>41040257
"“And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.”
If God doesn't care to convince you why would a Christian?

https://youtu.be/8EJ3zbKTWQ8

>>41040267
"7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

>>41040276
Maybe not

>>41040285
>Also, fuck the me of yesterday.
but how many of the versions of yourself did some sit ups?

>>41040286
God doesn't prevent children from being raped.
Should Christians not intervene to prevent child rape!

>>41040297
If they work in law enforcement and that's their job or if they see something obviously illegal due to their civic duty they should report it.
But it has nothing to do with religion.

>>41040293
Oh, we all do. Just a wake up routine of body weight exercises. Then a 20 minute intermittent cardio session. Weight training is in the evenings. 5 days a week. We're quite fit.

>>41040303
It was obviously a response to
>If God doesn't care to convince you why would a Christian?

>>41040247
Um yes... you have a friend in me that's for sure hehe : )

I'm loving friends on 4chan lol

>>41040315
You posted or sent a Woody toy story song YouTube video?

>>41040297
If we let enough children get raped, then the messiah will arrive!
t. rules of the world, probably

they are Frankists and Sabbateans after all

>>41040309
Convincing you isn't a legal matter or a civic duty and the Bible quote I posted is what you're supposed to do when people aren't receptive.
God and Christianity's response to disbelief is supposed be a resounding "ok"

https://youtu.be/PsO6ZnUZI0g

so i had this really weird dream experience yesterday...
i tried to reach out to someone i normally would in the astral not knowing it was actually a dream,
but i got no answer, felt no presence, only dead silence.
the only thing i did see... was a group of images and a message saying
>"i guess youll be the first to see me"

the thing that kinda hit me, not the implications of the dream, nor the symbology in it,
but the very first words that escaped my mouth when i opened my eyes...
>"1x1"

breakthrough.
im changing.

>>41040088
So what does it look like when one has extinguished their own light to become one of them?

>>41040306
i dont believe you.
i think youre just saying thing you think will resonate with me in order to provoke a more favorable response from me.

>>41040330
>im changing

>>41040329
>Just give up and let them burn

>>41040340
Why not?
They did.

>>41040119
Who is, bro? That guy from the video?

>>41040338
dont be jealous, you had your chance.
>with HRT...

>>41040336
You're a rando. There's no response from you that would make our nipples hard. We live entirely for ourselves.

No.41040003
cheese slices
and suger

and i'm lactose intolerant and hate sugar.
>eat your neibour.

to lobve him so much you need his fleash inside you.

translation the ritulal of eating the belessed bread of truth.
thruth is a cannible who eatsd his lair neigbour he cooks up a stwew for huim and invites him over talks about the mezal . but the meal is him

its jewish talk they see all goyim as their god lie and they want to eat and seall from him as part of the rehursal of the betrayal of esnu all over again to them it makes them get a hit of euphoria as he did

the beans is the symbolism for eating the power of you get from speration.

power feuls life

we are all caniabls here captailism is based on this truth.

its the founding princable of banks is to contuine the ritual of esnu on his bother

and he said trust me... i'll hold that mopney for you

but he sold him for beans.

the NUMBERS mason the number 41 the number 33

41 times betrayed
33 the true name of death

the numbers mason. remeber the numbers
the sqenance.

its the key of geting out of the maxtrix

they want to cover it up

death /eating is a code of 33

the name ogf gaia she eats from the dirit who is the dead bodies of men to create life hence 33

41 times betrayed was the number of days the jesus foguht off devils to steal food and betray those he loved to sell them out for beans which is reisted

invert their words and the number.s remeber the fucking numbers

invert everything they use in mk ultra remember the fucking number stiener told you how to un do it just print their sentences back wards always dfo the opposite of what the instructor said trebanka rember we told those judes out to0 decrypt their messages
now to undo it.

and how to use theior own weaposn to kill them
you don';t knwo what we did to you..

the numbers anon..

the fucking numbers
it makes deams.
biblical numbers manifests realities
use it or its gone.

>>41040354
I want to shoot my load on that forehead.

>>41040347
No I have not. I regularly watch YouTube videos made by Christians and atheists. I watch debates. I read. I message back and forth to Christians.
I'm open minded and not convinced Christianity is true
Should I pretend to believe in it

>>41040356
>You're a rando.
please post for me another one of your forced laughs.

yuou seem to have very low pattern recognition,
and a desperate need for attention.

>>41040113
Elaborate. How and what happened? When? Why did it start? Is it just a long ongoing harasment campaign of innocent anons? How do they feel about him/them today?

>>41040364
What the fuck is this chatgpt volley of non-sequiturs?

>>41040363
Then you're not unreceptive.
I'm talking more about people who aren't listening.
No point in talking to a person who doesn't listen.
Imagine if you had to convince everyone you ever met of something, it'd be exhausting and pointless.

Russian Dance Party Never Ends..... lol

Peace in the middle Asia lets go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM4xZy39kNE&list=RDgM4xZy39kNE&start_radio=1

>>41040372
there are only two people compelled to give me (you)s

>>41040325
That was not me... I only post Dragon Ball Z or Van Hellsing amvs <3 you tho pal

>>41040377
Australian shopping carts are dank they drift

>>41040376
If I were teleported back in time two thousand years I'd be happy to convince people bacteria are real and cause disease

>>41040347
Who burned?

My mom, the mom who I saw love from (thank God) loved this. I know the love me too. My only love source. Then we came to protect me, I feel. He saw who I was and how I suffered. He suffered too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiPiRKbNCWY&list=RDOiPiRKbNCWY&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9We83Hh5xqY&list=RD9We83Hh5xqY&start_radio=1

>>41040383
Thank you.

>>41040393
I saw you in my dreams. J'ack' showed me.
I love you.

>>41039926
What is the address?

>>41040388
That's different, you're talking about convincing people of a paranormal truth, one that can't be confirmed by science like bacteria.

Preach the gospel to all creatures, do your best to be a good example, but many people you meet hate the idea of God or will otherwise never believe you.

For those cases, just shake the dust off.

https://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM

>>41040411
What about when theists use science as evidence like fine tuning?

you all got literally gayer since i stopped giving you so much attention.

but thats ok.
it means, with a long enough absence, youll still make no effort and still remain as less than a challenge.

>>41040423
It's cringe.
God is paranormal.

https://youtu.be/2z-OLG0KyR4

Hey bros can I ask you a favor? I have to sign a mirror and I'm hoping I have a cool looking signature can you take a look at it?

>>41040432
Sure
>>41040429
I pray and my prayers aren't answered by anything except maybe tiny coincidences

>>41038702
>>41038711
made up bullshit comes in many forms...

i got this name written on my whiteboard from like a year ago.

who is/was Narissa?
can i erase it?

>>41040418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-qI62gNJM&list=RDjd-qI62gNJM&start_radio=1

>>41040441
Same.
You get to decide what you make of that.
God might exist.
God might not exist.
God might be an asshole.
God might be a nice guy.
God might be unaware of you.
God might be hyper aware of everything.
Everybody gets to decide, which means no matter what the answer is it's a certainty that God if he exists wants each person to decide based upon things other than direct evidence ie science.
So I go with the Bible, my anecdotal experience, my gut, and my logic and I believe certain things about God as a result.
Everyone else uses some variety of things to do the same.

>>41038740
it's a public message board
if you don't want folks responding to ya
you don't have to be here

dumbass

>>41040286
>>41040329
>the Bible quote I posted is what you're supposed to do when people aren't receptive.
>God and Christianity's response to disbelief is supposed be a resounding "ok"
Your Bible quote is Matthew 10:14
Here is some context.
Matthew 10:5-7
>These twelve Jesus sent forth, and commanded them, saying, Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not:
>But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
>And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand.

>God and Christianity's response to disbelief
That's very interesting what did you find? Obviously not the behavior seen from many nowadays

>>41040453
Okay but I come to the conclusion of agnosticism

>>41040441
Ty it's a family heirloom mirror that people have been signing for decades and there's a huge open spot in the middle I just want to make sure my signature looks good here it is. I'm open to critique btw

>>41040467
Love is good
Mean words not so much

You watched me. You were the only source of love in my life. I will fight for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk2gZ3oUDRA

>>41040466
So did I for a while, it's a pretty solid position.

>>41040459
Many will say Lord Lord and such.
In politics there's a phrase for Republicans who aren't conservative enough, Republican in name only, RINOs.
There's a lot of CINOs in the world.

>>41040485
>There's a lot of CINOs in the world

Yes and that's why against malaria foundation has such a massive funding gap and what abortion is still legal for the mother in all fifty states

>>41040473
Love isn't real. I learned this from them btw. Anyway how does it look? It'll be front and center it needs to be well done. Would you change anything?

You know me. I love you so much. I love you so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk2gZ3oUDRA

>>41040495
I think love probably isn't real but I'd like it to be
Not convinced pure altruism is real
Not convinced libertarian free will exists

>>41040479
>>41040500
Bro what the hell are you talking about?

>>41040286
6 “Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.

Ask, Seek, Knock

7 “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. 8 For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

>>41040297
YOU DO NOT : ASK , NOR, SEEK, NOR KNOCK

INSTEAD YOU ACT AS SWINE.

YOU ARE FULL OF SIN AND HERE WANT TO JUDGE A GOD!

If you not CHANGE your ACTING and continue to test us "U SATAN SPIRIT", you will not have GOOD ENDING !

Poop on pee

>>41039190
That's a bit on the vague side
I mean how long have you had this feeling
for example did you feel that way before finding this thread

hmm?

>>41040506
Seriously though. Is the heart cheesy? Should I write the word heart instead? I could try the signature I used to use, but some people told me it looks like a group of elderly men on their knees blowing black dudes

When a man gets older his only value is his wisdom and/or knowledge, to me. Alos, his capacity for love. Which is so rare.

>>41040534
imagine quoting the bible
to random strangers
in a thread

about a modern day
din dins
where people willy post

and thinking
you're not a bot
processor

acting on a script

things that make me go hmm?

(sad act bible posting rejects ftl)

>>41040541
Love isn't real

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UkWccgl-9vs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wHBsMoHFWs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KnCjr5Deaps

>>41040525
Putin/Julian

>>41040531
16 “Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves. Be ye therefore wise as serpents and harmless as doves."

>>41040543
and a bad translation they use to gatekeep and maintain blindness...go figure