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>After hearing that, a wave of cold sweats washed over you.
>You asked him to describe it to you, but the only thing he said was that it was large.
>He didn't want to accidentally piss it off, so he kept his distance, never really getting a good look at it.
>He was there during the Aggron incident and knew what mons were capable of when pissed off.
>It wasn't really a thing you could fault him for, as you yourself would have probably done the same with his knowledge.
>The two of you made your way to the other side of the house to assess the situation
>Trying to stay as silent as possible to avoid any possibility of that thing leveling your house
>You entered the living room and crawled under the window, using your spatula to survey the area.
>And indeed there was something big lying in your driveway.
>You couldn't get the angle right as some potted plants blocked the view, but what you saw was countershaded with a dark green or blue side and a cream-colored side.
>There was no way to mistake it for anything else
>It was a Snorlax taking a nap in your driveway
>You stood up and informed your colleague with the most retardedly happy grin possible that Snorlaxes are harmless for the most part.
>You opened the front door and left the confines of your home to get a closer look.
>The massive thing lay in front of your garage doors, blocking any vehicle from getting in or out.
>"So. How long is this thing going to lie there?" asked your colleague.
>"Good question" you answered, not knowing yourself.
>The both of you returned inside to clear some things up in regard to your absence at the station.