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>be stuck in hospital for a long time
>finally get out, want to go to a theater
>stop off at a local one, only showtime near when I showed up was for the newest Captain America
>say fuck it, why not
>realize I'm 5 minutes late
>ticket guy says no rush, probably another 10 minutes of previews, take your time
I had plenty of time to take a piss and get snacks and still the fucking previews were going 20 minutes after the stated start time for the film