If Caine was somehow brought into the real world and came face to face with how humans really looked like he would be racist but in a innocuous way like "wow the human color palette sucks! What do you mean you can't be blue or green or polkadots this is boring"

>Sex Update™ gets introduced, much to everyone's surprise
>Caine admits he's letting it thru because he believes it could be a great educational and team building activity that will reduce conflict between them
>excitement is through the roof
>sooner than later the reality settles in that everyone is terrible at sex, mind bogglingly so
>Kinger and Ragatha have been there for so long that stimulation does nothing to them and even if they wanted to have relationship with anyone it would absolutely not be the current roster
>Jax is embarrassingly virginal
>despite being a freak in the mindscape Gangle is also just as much of a virgin as Jax
>Zooble does have experience but the things that gets their socks off are too niche to or sm to everyone else
>Pomni is extremely awkward about it
>less than a week passes before everyone is almost begging for him to roll back the update out of sheer embarrassment and cringe towards each other
>hfw

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>Caine's first match will be against Venom
Literal hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ass match

>captcha y8kys

What would happen if Caine swapped Jax and Ragatha's avatars?