Had a brainwave regarding the bald keeper debate
It got me thinking that goalkeepers on average tend to be taller than the general population and you don’t see many tall baldies
Anyway I googled it and it turns out that shorties are more likely to be baldies too. Probably explaining why they tend to play outfield
Kek short baldies you will never be a good keeper
Even the bald keepers mentioned in this thread seem to be shorter than the average keeper. Think the likes of Friedel, Paul Robinson, Pepe Reina etc were all 5’11-6’1 max

Damn it’s good to be a haired tall goalkeeping chad