Thread 150299886

Monday 18 August
20:00 Leeds United v Everton (Sky Sports)

richard hughes masterclass

we're 15th again

just reading the old thread now, looks like my lead counterpart had a melty

>>150299893
Wish Liverpool could have done what Man United did and win on the opening day :(

>>150299893
Probably would be better if everton used one of their own players rather than sucking off one of the big boys

uh oh double scouse melty

>>150299893
If Wirtz is £116m then Isak must be £200m

la... let's sign the bloke who did recruitment for bournemouth... he's got an eye for talent on him la

>>150299937
Isak is worth zero to Newcastle since he is refusing to play football for them.

>>150299937
when caicedo went to liverpool it was 110m

Waiting for the PL website to update the table
United won yesterday

What do liverpool supporters think of him now?

>>150299968
this one?

>>150299979
it was supposed to be rotated upside down but the upload flipped it back
fugg :DD

>>150299979
surely Utd havent just spunked another 200m up the wall on forwards

They trusted the process for 7 years and now they play like Stoke

Which club?

>>150299979
>West Ham have Chelsea next, then Forest
My prediction is that they spend 0 days out of the relegation zone and go down

>>150299999
Checked

>>150300022
Sounds suspiciously like the Troon Army

mad how much worse these threads are the minute shitizen wakes up

>>150300048
7 years ago our manager was Rafa Benitez you obsessed faggot

>>150300060
we don't sign our posts here

painfully unfunny canadian too

>>150299923
It is in de istree of de everton

>>150300097
all the lads are laughing, just not you because you got bopped on the nose! ( meant no harm by it, join in the fun)

Man United should get 4 points for their moral victory yesterday IMO

- THE BIG DAWG -
"RUFF RUFF RUFF"
RIP NAN 1943 - 2018

THE BIG DAWG has given his post-mortem of the match, what say you /epl/?

>City showing they definitely aren't going to lose 9 matches this season
Doesn't prove City will win the league, but it does prove Liverpool definitely won't.

>Palace's CONFERENCE LEAGUE playoff on Thursday will be on Channel 5

bloody odd that
bloody bloody odd

>>150300139
fascinating how your mind works Dave

>>150299893
i don't get what anyone sees in this player, he was just average for germany too, would rather have de ketelaere

Editor's Note: Man City didn't lose a game last season until GW10, at which point they lost 6 of the next 8 games.

when did we get an editor? is he the one editing in typos to my posts?

>>150300203
Didnt he do better ericteacosy in bundas?

Imagine how shat up the board will be if that igor Jesus fella scores a prem goal

>>150300048
I would also accept Arsenal! :P

Have the united fans stopped coping yet?

>>150300317
I can't believe he's still fucking going

>>150300317
>>150300440

>>150280987
>>150282191
>>150295818

>making over 500+ posts solely consisting of the same few words from the same BBC Sport articles
That is some incredible autism

>>150300590
this is what the name of the light of the world, the lamb of god, does to a man

>>150300440
>>150300590
>>150300614
It must be a coke binge. All through the Brazilian night copy and pasting the next sentence from a bbc article about an obscure strikers transfer to a mid table side each time the post cooldown stops
I’ve had some fucking coke binges but none quite as autistic as this

>>150300590
Its a bot, probably being limit tested

Looks like Nkunku is stayibg at Chelsea, which means Xavi stays st Leipzig. Or do Chelsea have another player left they can sell?

>>150300590
I was confused why that match thread had so many replies, didn't expect to see what I saw

>>150300663
I wish I could tell you that bots were making those posts, and the Jannies let them be. I wish I could tell you that - but 4chan is no fairy-tale.

>>150299904
>tf
>tp
>we
big surprise

Leeds vs Everton will probably be fun

>>150300778
ok whoa whoa whoa settle down, but yes I agree

>>150300406
What's to cope about? United were the better team by every single metric.

>>150300803
What about the metric of scoring more goals than the other team

United's last 2 losses were at home to Arsenal and a final against a truly dismal Spurs
The second match never really got spoken about in terms of United and the first match we're being lied to about how it was some generational performance

any of you stat nerds know how much running mbuemo did yesterday? this is a one time please for your help and not a trick to draw you out and stuff you in a locker

plea*

>>150300778
If by fun you mean "so boring I want to gouge my eyes out" then I completely agree

>>150300871
running? try waddle

BRVTAL

>>150300897
Capped off with a beautiful winner and a lovely 3 points. YANITED ARE BACK.

>>150300906
Lol but seriously this was an impressive performance. 15th place Man United dominating the league contenders Arsenal.

with the absolutely stunning display that both teams put on at the weekend I think we can all agree that Villa and Newcastle will be battling hard for 2nd (behind Man United) as the season progresses

>>150300882
grealish unleashes against a newly promoted side
theres at least something to see

>>150300919
Lol but seriously you lost

>>150300897
Impressive.
>>150300931
Why are you salty? Arsenal won.

>>150300897
>>150300950
Kek. Games like these make me both love and hate football. It comes down to luck on the day.

>>150300964
just shows you that no matter how many different stats they find to track, at the end of the game there is only one that actually matters. . . pre-pass scans per 90

Gonna be a good player this Cunha fella. 5v1 and got through on goal.

>>150301023
>but what happened next?

This doesn't look suspicious at all

>>150301023
Reminded me so much of the Ekitike goal. Only difference that Raya never dived out of the way of the shot that was placed in the middle of the goal.

lol lmao

>>150301219
>60m valuation

>>150301060
Only started happening when (((FSG))) came in btw. Before that their second biggest departure was still fucking Robbie Fowler.

>>150301219
The way Newcastle have acted to unsettle Wissa is disgusting

Lelds and Neverton tonight lads.
Hoping for a meme match.

will coventry have what it takes?

>>150299886 (OP)
Triggers baldies.

>>150301219
The black Alexander Isak

Lads, this is Sporting without Gyökeres...

Was Tugão a fraud league all along?

>>150301445
Completely and utterly exposed. Career over.

>Chelsea reject Bayern Munich loan bid for Christopher Nkunku: Bayern remain interested - However at this stage, unless there is a change in position, a deal is not likely to progress
Looks like Xavi is staying at Leipzig this year then

>>150300146
tbf they'll probably win it and get another nice little trophy. must be nice being a palace fan atm

reminder that villa are just larping as a big club and are in for a rude awakening

>>150300964
>It comes down to luck on the day.

it actually just comes down to Arteta being a negative cunt who was happy to shut up shop after scoring and lett Utd fanny about with the ball and do nothing

>>150301566
Anything to help the slop 6 I guess

>>150301125
So the difference was in the striker's ability to psyche out the GK in a 1v1? That's pretty important, anon.

>>150301566
>wet spam

Last season we witnessed united getting carried by PGMOL and they didn't have a problem with it but all of a sudden they're complaining about refs and how they should've had 50 penalties and 100 fouls yesterday. Low IQ fanbase.

>>150301718
>united getting carried by PGMOL
(That's true) And they turned that into 15th

Just seen a clip of Raya punching a cross away while getting obstructed by 2 yanited players, not good for the narrative, lads

>>150301756
/epl/ favourite InvertTheWing, who isn't a Spurs fan btw even though he now has a Thomas Frank display picture instead of that one of Fat Ange, is losing his mind over it all.

>>150301756
Just seen a clip of Slotto slapping some little black kid, but the media won't be reporting on it. Same as when Kloppo throttled that autistic kid. The streets never forget.

6 teams wins
6 teams draws
6 teams loses

>>150301778
Seeing mainly United players doing naughty things there
Is this the one they scored from? The one that we're being told is ref bias

>>150301778
lol what's cunha up to there

>>150301778
Isn't this the lad that is obsessed with Djed Spence?

>>150301813
Yeah
He goes on these unhinged rants about the most normal of players and how they're changing the game

>>150301778
The best thing about that comment is that Mount is the one sandwiching Saliba against his own keeper

>>150301756
He's also like half a foot shorter than Bayindir as well I'm pretty sure.

>>150301740
United got away with criminal offences last season. Remember when onana took out that wolves players head and got a foul out of it?

>>150301581
Hard to score when there's 11 defenders

Prime Liverpool last season struggled

>>150301778
THAT is a penalty to Arsenal!

>>150301566
This, but Newcastle United.

>>150301875
they scored twice in both games so not really

not sure what the relevance is anyway, being given the ball and doing nothing with it isnt impressive

isak 2.0 what is with these ungrateful players

>>150301950
Newcastle need to stop being stingy. they're the richest club on the planet.

lads not thrilled about the idea of liverslip winning anotha premiership tbqhwy.
scousers will melt our ears off with their gobshite.

>>150301987
Arsenal are winning don't worry

>>150301987
They're not going to though so there's nothing to worry about

Why was he so poor?

I don’t get it. Arselel always do that scummy shit of harassing the GK on corners we saw it the entire last season. How did Amorim not prepare for that

>>150301920
Let's not pretend it was easy. I watched both of those games. Thats with Mo Salah the FPL king in the team.

As soulless as it is to say, Man City have to win the league to restore order.

I would like Chelsea F.C. to win the English Premier League in the 25/26 season :)

>>150302130
Probably because he is just another Moor Fraud

>>150301778
Unbelievable that United fans feel hard done by looking at this. Mount yet again worse than useless and actually at fault.

>>150302105
Better question is why is so zesty?

>>150302155
Thanks! :D

>>150302072
>>150302080
thanks for the jynx you silly willys.

>>150302228
Spurs are winning it

Based Ruben Amorim saying Mikel Arteta is boring

What's the status on Isak? Is his career seriously over because Newcastle refuses to sell him?

>>150302260
He threw a bitch fit and refused to work even though he signed a contract.

>>150302274
So basically he will never play football again for 2 years and then maybe he will be sold to a Saudi club? Sad.

>>150302274
Newcastle are the idiots for letting it get so out of hand
Eddie could've been more honest with the fans as well

>>150302260
the current status is in limbo
if liverpoo officially stop trying then he will have to set his ego aside and play again or as you say could risk his future career

>>150302228
Liverpool have never won the league when City have lost less than 9 games. City aren't losing 9 games.

>>150302290
>its Newcastle's fault that Isak wouldn't honour a contract he willingly signed
Okay.

>>150302289
Hopefully he apologises and plays this season. If he's respectful, I believe they let him leave next summer. Liverpool lowkey fucked him by taking the Isak replacement (Ekitike).

Does Amorim has his team playing "The United Way™"?

>>150302291
he's done all he can tbf liverpoop haven't even bid again to show support

>>150302310
>If he's respectful, I believe they let him leave next summer.qhy would you believe that when they already refused to let him leave after he told them 3 times before during and after sesson he wanted to leave

Mental how much Liverpool's own incompetence has rattled shitizen and he'll point the finger anywhere but at John Henry and his band of merry Jews

Newcastle should buy hojlund

as always I hope the Premier League winners this season are >my team and if they cannot do it, I hope it is a team that has not done it before

>>150301950
60 million? lmao dream on

>>150302585
It's incredible how incompetent that club truly is.

Floppian

>>150302592
Brentford? Yeah, absolute joke. Would be shocked if they stay up this year.

>mick still seething that Liverpoo won’t be signing Isak
Kek

well lads

>>150302289
Worst case scenario he will play 2 games for Sweden in September, in October, and in November and then Newcastle will sell him in January for a reduced price

>>150302457
I didn't say all that

I can already see the title race being decided by a Floppian miss

>>150302697
>and then Newcastle will sell him in January for a reduced price
Why should they?

Anti-epl hans has been seething for YEARS about the based prem and he finally let slip why
It's because the based EPL cucks all the good players from bundesshitters.
>>150297703
ANGLOGODS : EVROPA
EVROPA : THIRDIES

>>150302756
because he's a hundred million pound player they can't use

>>150302732
>>150302654
>Absolutely SEETHING he spent months shitposting about a player just to get SNUBBED

kekekek

>>150302756
Isak/Liverpool simps have it in their heads that Isak will sulk for 3 years otherwise.

Floppian is a disgrace

>>150302771
>can't use

>>150302776
>Winston Bogarde: EXTREME Edition

Spread your arsehole for me Dave

>>150302684
just pick a winner like a man

Many people are talking about what a waste of money Floppian has been

Florian Wirtz is one of the best players on the planet and I am enjoying the current developing meta of calling him Floppian on this board as it allows me, and the other Liverpool customers here, to be far, far more smug at the end of the season.
So please keep up the good work.

No Goals Floppian

i prefer squirtz to floppian but thats just me tell it how i see it

>>150302853
He's going to make me squirt too with all his goals and assists. Squirtz is a great choice.

hard to see how wirtz could be any wirzt (worst haha) haha!

Vicario
Porro - Romero - van de Ven - Udogie
Bergvall - Gray - Eze
Kudus - Richarlison - Savinho

Spurs being slept on. Ppl forget how good their defence actually is, and misunderstand it based on Postecoglou's tactics.

Waiting for Floppian's goals

>>150300897
anyone who watched this match would know United’s “chances” were garbage. that team is bad, people need to get over it

the deflorian

>>150302949
This.
I was a neutral supporting United against Arsenal. They didn't create anything meaningful and never made the Arsenal defence uncomfortable.
They still just look like an average side. They still refuse to make the big changes needed.

>>150302949
Right? Raya got PotM I'm pretty sure but I didn't think he really had much to do. He did make one good save but one that I would expect every single keeper in the league to make. Pretty much every other shot were the sort he'd save in his sleep.

>>150302915
They'll finish 8th at best.

>>150302256
reminder this bloke had a new exciting coaching style that was gonna reinvigorate yanited, only to give up after finishing 15th and going with Ole's style from years ago

>>150303022
nah that squad is clearly capable of finishing top 4.

It's all well and good United fans being upset that they were probably just about better on the day yet still lost
But I really don't see that the goal deserved to be ruled out and that's when it becomes unhinged

Floppian
O Floppian
Wherefore art thou's goals, Floppian?

Proper English rose that

Floppian Auschwirtz
Sloppian Shartz
Slippian Fartz

>>150303080
Ah yes, that famous English town of, err, Kilmarnock.

is the scouser seething about the "floppian" label even more butthurt than the newcastle fan who was upset about "sandcastle" a couple of years ago?

>>150303101
Geordie Bastard became so affected by it that even when people would post positive things about Newcastle (i.e. not even calling them Sandcastle) he would lash out as though any post could only be sarcastic

>>150300590
>he's started again

Interesting article here on the Jacob Ramsey transfer: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx27lznn68yo

>Their sides may have been battling it out on the pitch, but Newcastle United and Aston Villa fans stood together as both sets of supporters vented their anger towards Profit and Sustainability Rules (PSR) at Villa Park on the opening weekend of the Premier League season.

>The timing of this chant felt significant before Aston Villa announced the departure of Jacob Ramsey to Newcastle 24 hours or so later.

>The deal secured Aston Villa pure profit on account of Ramsey being an academy graduate.

>But it was not a cause for celebration.

>Aston Villa captain John McGinn, who has been a vocal critic of financial regulations, wrote that it "seems to be the way football is set up these days".

>Such dismay has even been felt across the Atlantic by Dean Smith, the club's former manager, who handed Ramsey his debut.

>"It is sad for the Villa fans to see one of our own go," he said of the £40m deal.

>>150303080
That looks extremely painful

>>150303298
for (You)

Why don't all the non big-8 clubs come together and collectively agree to not buy players from big-8 clubs? And especially big-4 clubs.

Chelsea has spent like £2bil in the past 4 years. This would be totally unsustainable if bottom feeders weren't prepared to overpay for their sloppy seconds. If Chelsea (and potentially other clubs) imploded, it opens the door for lesser clubs to rise.

Lukaku is injured for 3 months after suffering a tigh injury in a pre-season friendly

>>150303373
McTominay gonna step up again

footy watching gf status?

>>150304102
>oh he's cute!
sounds great

>>150303141
Calm down Dave, I’m sure sure Transchester Dilated will finish about Chudcastle this season if you just keep seething hard enough

GB scouring the thread for every mention of his shite club

>>150302299
Pep has never lost a title race with City. If they aren't 10+ behind the leaders at Christmas I think we can assume they will win it

Unless pep loses the league title he wins it

Watching everybody going from writing City off to saying they're going to win within the space of a few days has been funny as hell to watch

>smhaalhand
>poopamendick
>turkey

>>150304304
the zen master joshu was once asked by a monk if a dog has buddha-nature, instead of replying yes or no he famously replied "mu"
you might want to do some research on 無 based on your binary thinking

>>150304335
I would assume those are different people. I would never not put Man City as the favourites.

Ben Doak buy back clause confirmed by Fabrizio. We can breathe easier lads

>>150304352
>wash your bowls
this joshu seems like a jordan peterson-esque grifter

>>150304429
>buy back clause
explains why they only got 25m

>>150304352
He obv thought he was being asked about a cow, not a dog.

>>150304335
Just stop reading your own posts over and over then

like what I saw out of Leeds, anyone predict them to stay up?

>>150304429
I wonder how much of that FSG put up to win the net spend trophy and circumvent PSR

>>150304974
why so cynical all the time? take a chill capsule

>>150305053
like poetry it rhymes

>>150299886 (OP)
what a bullshit fucking call fuck you

>>150305053
Realistically, I think we can say that this United team are the strongest "15th place after 1 match week" team in English history.

without psr united would get relegated no cap

Kek tarkowski absolutely seething on sky sports “never a penalty” but admits it hit his arm and he moved towards the ball
Absolute crybaby

>>150303327
>This would be totally unsustainable if bottom feeders weren't prepared to overpay for their sloppy seconds

its totally unsustainable because they are allowed to sell things to themselves

>>150305295
outrageous penalty but im enjoying everton losing after some of the mad predictions that have been floating around for their season so no complaint

>>150305305
fuck u mate fuck u wanker fuck u ultimate bosher cunt u

reminder that arsenal are rated a better chance of winning the title than city.

your /official/* table

*before match day three

Reckon a mad one at the end of the window mind lads

>>150305391
i reckon not

good to see VAR couldn't even last a week without an embarrassing cockup

>>150305455
>a week
you mean 13 minutes into the first match of the season

>>150305391
I reckon

>>150305469
Chad reckoner
>>150305428
Virgin anti-reckoner

how fans predict their own final position

>>150305295
How the fuck is that a penalty? What is he supposed to do? Cut his arm off?

>>150305265
>its totally unsustainable because they are allowed to sell things to themselves
Ah yes, like that famed bottom feeder Chelsea.

>>150305607
>Fanalysts

>>150305607
>Arsenal
>Wet Spam
deluded

>>150305607
>Arselol

>>150305634
could have his arms behind his back like the other three everton players I see on my screen

Gary had Wirtz and Carra had Gyokeres as their “biggest impact signings”
Kek

>>150305607
Arsenal fans so delusional it’s unbelievable. Such a level below the other 2
Burnley fans hoping and praying to scrape above relegation lmao never happening

>>150305607
Fans sure are pessimistic. Why would you predict 5th/6th/7th instead of just 4th? Have a little faith.

the jamie and gary predictions

>>150305671
Imagine heading into a season salivating at the prospect of qualifying for European conference league

>>150305689
They're both shit predictions, but Gnev is marginally more retarded.

>>150305607
I heard geordies waited to vote until all the liverpool and everton supporters left

>>150305689
>neville united 4th
he cant help himself. does it every year

>>150305689
Carra currently absolutely rinsing Nev for picking Amorim. Rightly so. Neville says “Amorim has the hardest job in English football”

>>150305689
gary seems the type to use Microsoft copilot (or some other AI tools) to help make his predictions

>>150305723
i believe i read a leak implicating a poster here in AI tool predictions as well

>>150305723
Stirring his little Huel drink with a paper straw while he watches the latest PoliticsJoe corker on YouTube and lets ChatGPT do his predictions in the background while looking through bluesky on his latest iphone

>>150305714
the topic is "manager to watch" who wouldn't want to watch another year of /mug/ with amorim at the helm, seems like a good pick

>>150305634
try reading it again ya spack

>>150305744
libtards posting bluesky will never not give me a giggle

>>150305714
tbf getting ridiculous decisions in your favour every week and spending 200m every summer isnt easy

Leeds are staying up.

>>150305814
He never scored a single goal

>>150305814
He really is a fucking mong.

>>150305825
MASSIVE goal drought innit

>>150305815
that's what the big brains are saying

>>150305607
Fascinating graph

>>150305872
not fascinating to me, the machinations of the supporters mind are incredibly simple and completely understood by me, so a graph like that isn't going to get a mind like mine buzzing kapeesh?

>>150305835
we don't sign our posts here

First week and referees are still as incompetent as ever

>>150305944
VAR has been awful for PGMOL. They used to have the excuse "the game is so fast paced and they dont have 50 camera replays to see, so mistakes happen".

Now they have unlimited cameras and replays, and they're STILL absolute dogshit. Unfortunately there's no way to replace them, and even sky sports refuse to criticise them because Howard Webb agrees to go on once every 6 weeks and they dont wanna lose it

>>150305772
Just one of the downside of being a Liverpool fan I suppose, but we'll manage.

>>150305944
here it is enhanced you can clearly see no contact unfortunately

>>150305689
>tfw manure fans are at the stage where they are so scared of Liverpool surpassing their league titles that they are unironically praying for Arsenal and/or City to win

>>150306049
>Counting titles from when the Titanic was still being billed as unsinkable
The Texaco Cup has more prestige than any of Liverpool's titles.

>>150305960
the trick is they don't really give a shit about perception as there's never any recourse and it's not like they can get replaced

Until a ref gets on the gear and says he doesn't particularly like that lanky kraut mentalist who's always shouting at him and his colleagues, then they'll happily throw him to the wolves

>>150306049
>tfw Irishmen don't support their own league

>>150306017
I wish I could live like you, citymong. You must live with the bliss of a lobotomy victim.

>>150306273
we don't sign our posts here

Isn’t the hand rule pretty simple? Like as a kid I remember the rule being down to whether the arm is in a natural position or not.

Like if your arms are tucked in towards your body and the ball flies into them = no era

Meanwhile it your arms are out wide flying around and the ball hits it = era

Did they change it or something

>>150306239
Went and saw Sligo Rovers vs Derry City when I was over there last year and I could genuinely run about more than half of the players, and I’m about 3 stone overweight
Imagine that being your national top divisions standard
One of them tried a rabona on the muddy pitch and kicked the back of his own planted leg and fell on his arse kek

>>150306280
In fairness your arms out by your side is a natural position, depending on what you're doing, for balance. It's not even hard to tell a deliberate handball, but clubs such as Liverpool and United started deliberately trying to kick the ball off opp's hands to get easy penalties and lobbied the league to change the rule.

>>150306293
jesus

>>150306280
The argument for tonight’s call is that the arm isn’t in a natural position (even though it’s by his side) because he’s leaning down
Awful, bullshit interpretation of the rule but I’m happy as a Leeds fan
Shows how subjective some important refereeing decisions are and that VAR will never stop the controversy. It’s great for things like goal line technology or offside which are objective

>>150306280
they change the rules like every year or two.
i mean not drastically but they do change the rules. and iirc the rules, or the interpretation of them i guess, differs between individual leagues but also between leagues and UEFA competitions
basically it's all a farce

>muh natural position
He intentionally blocks the ball with his arm. It's a penalty, simple as

>>150306318
>The argument for tonight’s call is that the arm isn’t in a natural position (even though it’s by his side) because he’s leaning down
But he’s tucking his arm in to minimize the chance of his arms hitting any ball. Surely there isnt more he can do?

>>150306337
They should unironically make it a hard autistic line of any time it touches an arm or hand = hand ball
It would occasionally be unfair to defenders and make them have to put their arms behind their backs at all times which makes it harder to defend in general but it would lead to higher scoring games and encourage the team that goes 1-0 down from a harsh handball penalty to attack and it would stop all the debate/controversy + make it easy for VAR to objectively give the right call

>>150306365
>Surely there isnt more he can do?
He can let the ball pass

>>150304335
This thread is a liverpool superfan forum.
No one in /epl/ has ever been right about anything.

>>150306365
>Surely there isnt more he can do?
He could not block the shot on goal with his hand for a start

>>150306372
so to get a goal you dont have to beat the keeper and the defenders you just have to aim at a players arm in the box and get a penalty? kek nice idea mate

>>150306432
Defenders don’t have to leave their arms stuck out for the ball to hit

>>150306532
the inherent problem with your post is that human beings when they move at speed tend to have to move their arms

>>150306432
The old Liverpool and United routine

>>150306629
What would you know about moving at speed you fat yank bastard?

>>150306991
flagposting is the lowest form of posting

>>150306991
we dont sign our posts here

we rate igor jesus here

ramsey is not even better than willock, i dont understand the point of this signing, why did he cost 50m

>>150306396
I‘m usually right though.

>>150307305
i missed this but saw the other threads, is it just some bot or an extremely autistic hueanon going crazy

Not gonna lie, Eze + Savinho to Spurs, and Rodrygo + Donnarumma to City would be a crazy end to the window

>>150307407
It's 100% a bot, the posts were repeating a an exact pattern

> your boyhood club has just won another title, despite it being your manager's first season in the league, coming from a non-top 5 league
> though, unfortunately, one of your players died tragically during preseason
> your boyhood club, once the season opens, does a lovely gesture to allow fans to pay respect to your deceased player
> 30 mins into the first game of the season, 0-0
> you're fortunate enough to get pitchside seats
> opposition team's top player is being... competitive in a football match (the audacity, right?)
> you have two choices:

> a) don't take what he's doing on the pitch too seriously. It's a football match, first game of the season, just let your own players do the talking on the pitch. The day is mostly about Jota, anyway

> b) be a weird cunt and probably make some racist comment that gets you banned for life

What would you do?

>>150308260
jonjo shelvey mogs those midfielders

>>150308282
facts

can see sesko being a megaflop

>>150308234
I choose B but I’m biased because I’m a racist spastic

>>150308234
B I'm also a racist spastic

>>150307760
what do spuds do come june/july when they've got maddison, kulusevski and eze competing for the 10 role? move one of them on?

>>150308764
Eze LW
Maddison CAM
Kulu RW

No I haven’t checked their squad to see if this would fit

>>150308764
maddison will be deposed to everton

>>150308260
Barthez doesn’t seem right as the best bald GK but I can’t think of a better one off the top of my head (no pun intended)

I noticed that Leeds keeper earlier was balding and it was jarring to see - made me realise you don’t get many bald keepers. Is it because keepers tend to be genetically superior? (Taller, stronger, more masculine in general)

>>150308796
can't wait to see him in youtube "greatest players that underachieved" slop ten years from now

>>150308803
i swear dida was bald (he wasn't)

also yanks had many bald goalkeepers that were in PL
>Hahnemann
>Guzan
>Howard

>>150308827
Googled it because I was curious and it had him listed but I can’t find a single picture of him actually being bald in his playing days, just super short hair
Some of the other mentions from googles AI were
>Pepe Reina
>Willy Caballero
>Brad Friedel
>Tim Howard
There is a serious dearth of world class bald goalkeepers and it’s bothering me now because surely as the position that typically plays to the oldest age we should have had tons more???
What the fuck is going on?
The only exception is the USA where 2 of the best players they’ve ever produced are bald goalies

>>150308840
None of them world class though. There are tons of world class baldies in literally every other position but there isn’t a single truly world class bald keeper ever - despite it being the position in which people play until the oldest age

What the fuck is going on? Glitch in the simulation???

>>150308783
>spend £60m on eze just play him in his weaker position
>spend £60m on kudus to bench him for kulusevski's weaker position
>play a crippled maddison through the middle when 80% of his game is quick turns in tight areas
Very spursy
Reckon it happens if frank gets the axe, i rate his tactical acumen a bit too much to see him doing it

Had a brainwave regarding the bald keeper debate
It got me thinking that goalkeepers on average tend to be taller than the general population and you don’t see many tall baldies
Anyway I googled it and it turns out that shorties are more likely to be baldies too. Probably explaining why they tend to play outfield
Kek short baldies you will never be a good keeper
Even the bald keepers mentioned in this thread seem to be shorter than the average keeper. Think the likes of Friedel, Paul Robinson, Pepe Reina etc were all 5’11-6’1 max

Damn it’s good to be a haired tall goalkeeping chad

>>150308852
>The only exception is the USA where 2 of the best players they’ve ever produced are bald goalies
clint dempsey erasure. but yeah for some reason we used to produce really good keepers but seems like we dont anymore. tim howard is a regular commentator on the US premier league studio stuff, i feel like he's actually very underrated in terms of an american playing in the PL, he was very solid. him dempsey and mcbride were probably some of the best we've sent over there.
well pulisic too i guess. but i think howard should be at the top of that list of americans in the PL

jan koller as goalkeeper

>>150308916
>but yeah for some reason we used to produce really good keepers
Probably lazy analysis from me but I’ve always thought that up until very recently your kids didn’t play “soccer” and all your young athletes would play American football, basketball, baseball etc making them much better at sports involving their hands - hence why you’ve produced a few very good keepers but comparatively fewer very good outfield players - by the time they switch to soccer at 16 they are 10 years behind their European counterparts in foot-eye coordination whereas goalkeeping is much easier to get to grips with if you’ve been playing sports predominantly involving the hand

Looking through a list of bald celebrities now to continue my research regarding short people being more likely to go bald and the vast majority of bald celebrities are short too
One notable exception is prince william but his genetics are probably much more inbred and fucked up than the general population which may explain the outlier
There are a few tall bald men though but it seems they are genetically predisposed to not become world class keepers
Are there any bald wonderkid goalkeepers that may be in line to break this streak?

>>150308944
i think you are right in terms of the era when friedel and howard came through, i think in modern times we should be producing players who are soccer oriented from a younger age
the problem with the american system is that it is exceedingly expensive if you have a kid lets say 8 9 10 years old who is talented at soccer to be put into good programs to foster that talent, different from europe where the big clubs might find that young kid, bring them up through the academy and you have a world beater on your hands (like alexander arnold coming up through the liverpool academy)
used to be over here if youre good at soccer your parents pay an exorbitant fee to get your kid into good teams then they might play in college or whatever, but i think that is changing for a multitude of reasons, probably one of the big ones being that soccer is more popular than ever over here and european clubs are scouting over here more. if they can find a young kid and bring them to europe to raise them in european academies you might have a good player, which is what happened to pulisic
there was some american teenager that city signed a year or two ago, i dont even remember his name not sure what he's up to

>>150308944
should add btw that i think most kids in america do play soccer young and then move into more american sports as they grow up or play them at the same time and then drop soccer eventually, but i feel like that will change over the next few decades cause of what i mentioned about the popularity of the sport over here and that european clubs can get those kids to their academies at a young age

>>150308996
>any bald wonderkid goalkeepers
met lots of bald 17-21 year-olds then? sausage

sunderchads i'm ready for saturday

Why does Spurs have difficulty selling players when they're cheap and being paid peanuts? Just looked at transfermarkt and man it's depressing

>>150308803
This reminded me, didn't Ter Stegen get a hair transplant? I bet there are a surprising amount of players getting hair transplants before their hair loss was noticeable.

>>150305607
everton fan delusion

>>150309116
>this doen not fookin slip la
>slips

>fan delusion
but enough about the red shite

>>150307345
PSR, Mings and McGinn were absolutely raging over the move.

Not that upset since it happened to Everton, but the game is genuinely gone if that's a penalty. There should be a much bigger outcry over that.

don't recall anyone asking

>>150311134
I think it’s by design. There has to be some “controversial” decision every weekend so the ad revenue comes flooding in and people get into it. It all feels fake and gay

The Leeds Villa goal then give-them-a-goal debacle in 2019, Manure scoring after the game was over and it being allowed, pretty much every decision given to Liverpool last season, the fact that we now seem to have ten Cup “upsets” a season instead of one or zero, it all just feels like it’s done on purpose so everyone loses the plot and watches next week because it’s dramatic. The quality of football has been killed off completely thanks to Pep so we are left with this soap opera stuff. Formula 1 does exactly the same thing because the actual racing is shit

>>150311134
don't see why blocking a shot on goal with your arm being given as a pen should be controversial

>>150310640
but that only explains the motive from villas end

>>150309205
How fucked is eddie meme when he inevitably loses to sunderchads?

They're really going after that mong in the wheelchair aren't they

>>150311308
He should already be on a death row
Do better Britain

>pretty much every decision given to Liverpool last season

Such as?

what happened to england's bright new prospect kobbie mainoo

>>150311338
He wasn’t very good. For some reason he has ten England caps, though. Can’t think why

>>150311338
Amorim doesnt rate him, he prefers Ugarte who's actually dogshit

>>150311338
He wasn't bright, he was very dark actually

>>150311384
Van Dijk was trash.

>>150311384
>van dijk
Liververmin murderers are so deluded

Any updates on the Isak to Liverpool situation?

>>150301566
Villa complaining about PSR whilst having the 10th highest wage bill in Europe is incredible

>>150311203
I'm starting to agree, as an arsenal customer I'll throw in the odegard basketball non-penalty.
they can't be this retarded and the only obvious answer is controversy for attention

>>150311486
Too true, lad, only red clubs should be allowed to spend money.

"The fact that he's refusing to come in and train, it's going to be very difficult for him to come back in. There's a trust element there; he's going about it the wrong way. Maybe he's getting advised wrongly."But also for the team who's trying to sign him, in this case it looks like Liverpool, you have to wonder, is this the sort of player you want, who's going to desert his team-mates and a huge football club. It's a good opportunity, but it has to be done in the right way."There's the right way to do it and the wrong way. And I've been there myself when I've asked Manchester United to leave."

>>150311504
But Villa are massively spending already and PSR exists

>>150311457
Isak's agent has gone quiet after having held talks with saudis. He hasn't even showed up at his agency for last few days.
It coincides with the reports of a remains being found in Newcastle of a man who was apparently chopped up and fed to large dogs.

>>150311512
That's right, lad, get your third kits bought like a good customer. John H. Henry needs your Disney dollars.

You now remember Leander Dendoncker

>>150311203
I'm agreeing to some extent because I've thought it for a while. There's something else about football now that never feels as good as it did. It's like when I used to read those top 10 lists.
I used to always like things such as the top 10 free transfer lists. It was almost always a club not offering a player a new contract because they considered them past it then the player would sign for someone else and prove he wasn't past it. It was real life kino.
Now when I read those lists it's just elite players running down their contract and refusing to sign a new one because they can get a massive signing on bonus. That isn't kino and to satisfy my autism they shouldn't be included in such lists.
I'd also include players going from a really good side to a midtable at best side in the kino kollection that you rarely see now. Things like Mendieta's route of
>Valencia
>Lazio
>Barcelona
>Boro
Or Campo's
>Real Madrid
>Bolton
They seemed to be pretty common place and now they very rarely happen. Can't even remember the last time it did. I remember someone like that turning down Leciester the season they won the league, but I can't even remember who that was.

yeah remember when you were a child and everything was more fun

>>150311635
unironically been thinking bout this for sometime now.
things in general just stopped being fun

>BREAKING: There is someone specific, very important (on the board) at Man City blocking the deal for Savinho.
>The player is keen on a move to #thfc, but the player is not going to damage his relationship with City.
>@FabrizioRomano
It must be that bastard Marinakis, didn’t know he’s also on City board.

It's a penalty and has always been a penalty

I'm a Man Utd Plc Fan, DAE think football became shit in 2014 and hasn't recovered???

>>150311635
Not really like that though is it. It's an objective change. Wouldn't have made a difference if I was 5 at the time or 50.

>>150311384
No United players? We were treated to a world class performance from them

>>150311660
Maracas! I knew it was him! Even when it was the bears I knew it was him!

>>150301778
>InvertTheWing
Still remember his mental essay about how Gordon Ramsay inspired him to become a football coach

What is blud talking about?

>Marc Guehi rejected a late approach from Newcastle and Tottenham

Yep that's another SNUB

>tuesday morning
>everyone still talking about united-arsenal
it really is pajeet central in here isn't it

>>150311850
It's really cruel what they're doing to United's fans. First match of the season and it's a feted home loss.

>>150305689
>jamie
>impact signing: wirtz

>>150311903
Older matches than that one, from Sunday evening, have been discussed in this very thread. I'm sure you'll spend all day replying to them all individually and seething it up in your smelly bedroom.

>Morecambe have appointed Ashvir Singh Johal as their new manager to replace Derek Adams

>He becomes the first British Asian manager in the top five leagues of English men's football.

>Another year
>Another £250m spent
>Still playing loser Stokeball

When does Arteta get sacked?

>>150311895
I've never seen so many SNUBS come out after the fact and with no mention of a bid or an approach being made until the SNUB comes out as I have this window. A more cynical man would start thinking they were complete bullshit.

>>150311850
that they can potentially win (lose but win the moral high round battle) against every team in the league.

Do you guys reckon Liverpool's spending this season is simply a one off lottery splurge or will this be the new norm for them? They are projected to pass 1 Billion pounds in revenue by the end of the decade, half of which will be made up from the commercial stream alone. They continue opening up new stores and signing up big ticket sponsors every year. They can afford to buy out both Everton Mens and Womens teams each and every year. How is this fair? Fans should just stay as fans, not become customers. Stop buying shit and making rich clubs richer.

>>150312051
It depends if the plan(tm) works. They got Edwards and his team back on board, they generally invest big in long term targets. They did a splurge years ago when they sold Coutinho which lasted them for a while.

>>150311920
>pajeets buy club
>instantly install pajeet manager
Never beating the nepotism allegations

this tit actually believes in the bank of coutinho omds

>>150308803
Victor Valdes shaved his head. Does that count?

>>150312051
this is a clear one-off splurge to rebuild for the future when opportunities are becoming available. if they do sign isak, guehi and a wide player they probably won't spend next summer unless players leave

We're not allowed to talk about Chelsea and we're certainly not allowed to talk about matches which happened less than two days ago
Give it a year and we won't be allowed to talk about football

>>150312121
Find another website to shit up with your wank gimmicks.

>>150312121
boehly's hit squads are the plot to the villeneuve bond film i hear

Now we can't even post on 4chan

No but we don't talk enough about arseanal not winning title for 21 years

>>150312126
Just don't let Todd in charge of the casting
Not sure we need a Bond with an 'urban' feel

>arseanal not winning title for 21 years
chat is this true?

>>150312140
Notice how resident gooners gone quiet?

The Manc press have Man United as second in the league
Calm down, calm down Scousers - you're first
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-premier-league-table-looks-32304271

>>150311301
TWICE
pretty fucked but they'll be too stubborn to sack him lol

>>150311920
More dignity in going out of business

>>150311920
>British Asian
lol

>>150312051
funded by sales lad

Pretty obvious Newcastle are pretending to be going for strikers at this stage

>>150312158
according to that Arsenal had an xG of 0.09 when they scored an empty net from 3 inches out

>Palace 12th
>United 15th

I love how much equilibrium reasserts itself

>>150312158
Even in their own deluded xG fantasy they are still second to Liverpool

>>150312268
>pretty obvious

People like to ascribe 4d chess machiavellian mastermind schemes to people because they struggle to accept the reality that a lot of people are just dumb or incompetent

to the tune of "sing it back" by moloko

this is crap,
wingers crap,
won't win crap,
ruben amorim

Daily mail doxxed the racist fan

Hes a reform supporting man who lives with his mother and has no wife or kids

>>150311623
it was the bald argie fella who left after a season

>>150312307
>reform supporting
so normal
>lives with his mother no wife or kids
what type of lives do we expect cripples to have kek

>>150312307
There's a surprise. I thought he'd be some kind of professor.

>>150312307
Apparently he got in trouble last year after throwing chewing gum at a linesman, the guy obviously has some kind of mental issues

>>150312335
its not considered polite to talk about but people rarely have just physical disabilities theyre almost always also mental
if anything all this attention on him is a case of discrimination against the neurologically divergent
lawyers should get involved on his behalf

>>150312335
You can find his X quite easily with his name, LFC avatar. Just two tweets, both replies to Van Dijk with a custom licence plate and one of his bare feet showing. Definitely a weird cunt at best.

I can't believe he's having a meltdown over a match from 2 days ago getting discussion
Truly demented

>>150312335
>>150312351
disabled people are just angry at the world and lash out constantly. i've met plenty and it's rare they're not seething over everything. the ones that aren't like that get paraded around on ITV because they're so rare.

>>150312307
the daily mail article doesnt mention reform btw this anon just made it up for whatever gay reason (likely a pakistani)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15011383/Liverpool-racism-arrest-fan-Wheelchair-Antoine-Semenyo.html

>>150312307
That's Robbie Fowler wtf

>>150312051
They'll keep doing it because they won't be able to replace Salah. If we're being honest Salah has carried Liverpool ever since he arrived. It was a bit similar with Tottenham where they had Bale carrying them and the only reason they avoided total exposure was because Kane came through at the right time and he started carrying them. Kane leaves and they turn to shit.
Liverpool should just accept that when Salah leaves they'll still be a top 8 team, just not a title contender.

>>150312428
People said the exact same about Suarez, Gerrard, Torres

>>150312454
are you under the belief your club won anything before or after those players?

>>150312459
how did you get out of the locker?
*stuffs you right back in*

>>150312454
But that *is* what happened when they left

>>150312335
>>150312409
> After the game another Liverpool supporter, identified as Nick Collins and sitting nearby, posted on social media his account of what happened.
> 'For reasons I'll never know, the fella near me in Bay 7 (I'm Bay 9) decides to go over to him in his wheelchair and shouts something at Semenyo.
> 'Semenyo then asks him to repeat it and he repeated it and threw his chewing gum at him.

Don't see what the fuss is about, seems like a normal bloke

> The irony is, the fella had a "no room for racism" badge on his shirt.
Lmao

>>150312470
My point is the exact same criticism was used, and they were replaced by another world class player.

The difference is that liverpool are now one of the best ran clubs on the planet with strong scouting and backroom staff set up.

The idea the club won't find other world class players once salah retires is nonsensical

to be clear, this scouser is talking about liverpool fc as if it were dominant under gerrard, suarez, torres. the club has won 2 league titles in 35 years.

it's a glorified blackburn.

here...we...

>>150312493
Going under the radar how Arsenal got SNUBBED by Eze for Spurs

>>150312307
>ate woke
>ate blacks
>ate pep

>luv chips
>luv fowla
simple as

>>150312493
55+5 add-ons seems good for eze after some of the mad ones we have seen elsewhere

I can't believe Man United have actually won the league after one match

>>150312571
pre-var league cups are worth more than arteta's FA cup win

>>150312583
>pre-var

>>150299886 (OP)
boehly i kneel

no footy until friday

>>150312654
football is rubbish desu

>>150312329
Yeah like some sort of racist professor x

Anyone else heard there's going to be a RFN torpedo at 3pm?

>>150312781
yeah i heard that. interested to see what accurate information he gives us

man united in active discussions over aguome from sevilla. player very interested in the move.

RFN TORPEDOOOOO

is there anything better than an RFN torpedo? Dangerously based.

What did they mean by this

>>150299904
Income in sales (excludes sell on fees) for Chelsea £205 million Liverpool £200 million Man united £0.
Why can't we sell players

? Wages (case Sancho, Rashford)

? Negative pr, Anti united media and social media bias /meme- making players less attractive to sign (Main reason imo -case Garnacho, but also contributed to antony, Rashford, Sancho)

? Perception of United as mugs and there to exploit ( case Antony and Betis)
Players like Mctominay, Elanga Antony and Alvaro have done well outside the club so hopefully a few more sales/loans that do well will help change the narrative . Couple this with lower wages now on offer and in the next few seasons this will hopefully change.

The media bias is hard to change but better team performances will help.

>>150312859
>The media bias
The same media that is trying to spin a 1-0 loss into some sort of moral victory? That media?

>>150311920
Jesus fuck it's petrifying

united didn't really lose

>>150312883
Looks like he's trying to evolve into a giraffe

>>150312883
>miles' regen faces are accurate
sir i apologize

>>150312922
Kek this is so unnerving

Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

Always gets a cringe from me.

>>150312955
Made me kek

>>150312955
Waiting to announce him alongside Isak

>>150312994
always give me a good ol kekerino

>>150308234
>the evil heckin paraplegic made fun of the poor poor multimillionaire!
>kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150312976
not a good stat
>>150312987
not necessarily a good stat
>>150312999
a good stat

Eze to Spurs! Here we go! £55m+£10m addons. you heard it here first.

>>150312388
You'd be perpetually seething too if you were forced to live like that

thinking how dippers told us nunez was better than haaland, then it was downgraded to better than alvarez, then they cashed in on some of their good boy points to bin him to saudi arabia

>>150312621
>manchester united received: £0m
This chart is wrong, they received £5m from Chelsea to not buy Sancho

thinking about how liverpool are champions of the premier league

>>150313123
2 more weeks

Why doesn't Isak sign another contract with Newcastle with a £120m release clause and just play the next 4 months?

>still making the thread /epl/ when it is /epl/ + /trans/ until September 1st
Shan't be participating in this erasure of /trans/ history. Thread is shit anyway with the same weird obsessed spastics.

thinking how dippers bought fabinho for £45m, told us he was the best player in the world in his position, then binned him and bought mac allister for £65m and told us he's the best player in the world in his position

>>150313195
we went through a /detransition/ period if you missed it thats your own fault

thinking how mac allister backhandedly called el kloppo a brainless spastic who was forcing him to play dogshit hoofball

>>150313195
we don't sign our posts here

>>150313212
Sorry, no. It's /trans/ until end of the window. Sorry, not sorry.

>>150313187
he never wants to play for newcastle again

>>150312307
>lives with his mother and has no wife or kids
Clever. So rather than it being

>sad guy in a wheelchair gets piled on for being racist

It is

>LOSER who lives with him mum gets what he deserves

>>150313237
>he never wants to play for newcastle again
you'll have to be more specific

>>150313237
Right but this way it at leasts guarantees he can leave for £120m and Newcastle don't just say "nah £150m". It gives him 4 months to contribute to the club so the 'sting' isn't so bad. What else is he going to do? Do nothing for four months? Whatshisface handed in a transfer request to move to Arsenal, didn't get it, then signed a new contract and then left for silly money to Chelsea. Isak doesn't want to sit and do nothing in a World Cup year, especially when Gyokeres is still performing better than him in the NT.

>>150312883
>the island of Dr Morc-row

>>150313202
>fabinho was £39m
>main holding midfielder in a team that won everything
>sold after 5 years for £41m
>mac allister was £36m
>main holding midfielder in a team that won the prem
Where are you getting your information and opinions? From your own previous schizoposting?

>>150313169
How does that not kill your ego that the club you went on loan to so you could “be free” literally paid money to break contract and not sign you.

>>150312852
>0 shots on target against a team that finished in 15th last season
>pocketed by fucking De Ligt
>only won because of a Bayindir retard moment
>dominated by Manure the rest of the game
The irony of watching Arsenal morph into prime Pulisball stoke, Wenger must seethe with rage every game they play

>>150313302
>norwegian heysel fc customer
your club is as successful as blackburn rovers

>>150313305
Sesko didn't have any shots either. Henry took 12 games to score. Bergkamp took 18 or so. Shit happens. I don't think he'll do well, but if you're going off a single game at Old Trafford, a place where Arsenal have had sub 10% win rate for most of their history, then you're retarded. Using your logic, Salah is shit because of his performances for Chelsea. Also United are a way better team than 15th, they changed when they realised Amorim wasn't going to be sacked regardless.

I don't even think united has scored a goal this season kek

>>150312930
Another person with revolting skin. Weird coincidence

>>150313335
Is that true? Surely not. £200m on new attackers. 100+ G/A between them last year.

city and arsenal had the most impressive performances for different reasons. liverpool dropped a stinker by conceding 2 goals to some shit team. spurs looked shit. united were shit as usual. chelsea were mediocre as usual.

>>150313351
Arsenal was an impressive result, not performance. City had a good performance and Rejinders (I'll never be ab le to spell it so I won't try) looks like a KdB regen. Liverpool had strong mentality to win. Spurs battered and Kudus and Richarlson look good together.

Grim post.

>>150313347
I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I was called every name in the book (many of which I reported) when I said mbuemo and cunthair (kek) would combine for LESS than half their goals from last season.

there's almost no doubt in my mind sesko will flop, unless united just give up and commit to set pieces
dunno about gyokeres, probably the same

A manure acquaintance of mine was lamenting the performance of their recent acquisitions, he simply didn't understand where all the money is going. I explained it to him very simply and it would probably help a lot of you out as well: I said think of it like a grocery list, and Liverpool goes out to the store and gets your eggs, your cheese, your breads. They will also keep an eye out for a deal on a prime cut of beef. But united on the other hand, well they will rush out to buy candy, they'll buy firecrackers, they'll buy magic beans. When my friend (I began to now think of my acquaintance as a friend after the way I saw him light up after my analogy)heard my analogy he positively lit up, we shared a laugh and he thanked me. It was a nice evening

have rawk locked the threads on nunez going to saudi arabia? i know they locked the ones on hendo and slippy g

Why aren't they a PL team?

>>150313485
What was the deal with henderson. It feels like something was hushed up but I can't figure out what

>>150313497
pukki babbies

Not happy with the /trans/phobia of the OP 2bh

just drove him off and dumped him into a sandy desert like bambi after pretending they loved him, ghoulish stuff

>>150312994
Why are Arsenal so devoid of originality? There's that flag and their only chant is "ARSE-NAL" or repeating "Arsenal" fast. Absolutely grim. No sovl of any kind. At least Highbury had sovl so it could mask the exposure.

>>150313572
too middle class, for as long as ive been alive they were always the prawn sandwich brigade

>>150313597
I think that's probably it. Always remember when Nasri had ambition so he joined City. All of the Arsenal supporters said they would "do him" if they ever saw him again. Then he literally walked amongst them to a match and the most that happened was one person shouted that he was a dickhead and one of them went up to him and shit his own pants before he could say anything and wandered off. Pathetic.

>ynr spurs activated a release clause but got rejected
>ynr united spent 250m only to still employ maguire and onana

15th and 17th coming soon

>>150313572
they had that ynwa knockoff they were walking out to as well, dunno if theyre still doing it, tbf it was only slightly more shit than ynwa which i find to be an awful dirge

>>150313695
Then just buy him lmao?

>>150313695
another BOMBA from Indy 'Shot' Kaila

United are officially "deserved to win FC" now after their customers are still seething 2 days later over getting twatted by arsenal at home. Footballs biggest victims alongside Liverpool and also Spurs "anti semitism" recently.

>>150313572
Don't forget stealing Liverpool's chants lmao

hearing strong rumours there's another RFN torpedo on the way

>>150313805
HYYYYYYYYPE

why are all the man united and liverpool pundits/fan channels all going for arsenal to win the league? neville has a hard on for arsenal

>>150312474
>"no room for racism"
so racist he has no room for any racists at all

we're not allowed to talk about the obvious ped abusers in the league

>>150313857
So they get a premium hit of dopamine when Arsenal don't win the league.

>>150313805
real fucking nigga is never wrong

In the next edition, no talking about matches which have taken place in the past
Take your shite posts elsewhere

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