>>512603656
> Roesevelt
> 2917-1922

He was president backwards?

>>511348558
Attractive ones do.

>>511350275
Sex momyi.

>>510797636
One of Trump's victims should claim to have raped Trump. He would respond that in fact it was him who raped her, and his rapes are the best and nobody rapes like him.

>>510757025
How did it take so long for the cashier lady to open the cash register? It looked like she was trying to access some kind of operator control panel and it wasn't working. I would have simple scanned any item and then selected the "cash payment" option, which would open the register.

>>510153519
I need to do the math first to figure out how many n-words I can say per minute.

>>510025321
A witness saw you masturbating and watching a kindergarten through binoculars. Was it really you? Was the witness mistaken? Who knows. We're just reporting true facts. Clear your name if you can.

>>509287696
Some of us hate Swedes too. And Fenno-Swedes. And other Finns. Fucking Finns, they ruined Finland.

>>507890466
The white flag of surrender hoisted over the Jamkaran Mosque.