>wake up
>decide I will go out for breakfast to-go
>insert convoluted anecdote here about ordering disaster because no one speaks English
>female pajeet screws up my order
>shouting match with manager
>decide I will just eat at nearby downtown city park
>55 year old white guy across from fountain rolling cigarettes, slamming pounders, bebopping to his own blaring rap music
>shirtless 55 year old black guy slithers around behind me having lively conversation
>with himself
>white zoomer in pleather with two ripped knees in jeans stumbles into park with camel jockey buddy
>zoomer keeps eyeballing me
>finally gets up from bench and walks right towards me
>I know whats coming and make fast exit
>still following me whining for a cigarette

And you jabronis wonder why I never go outside and enjoy this 21st century American multicultural wonderland. The answer is simple:

Because I don't fucking have to.

Another submission, methy on his observation of gay teenage bottoms

https://vocaroo.com/1lQ5LcAzH3Ts
>Ts

Some comments from plebbit (I checked so you don't have to)
>Let the kid have some fun, she is still young
>Myself and pretty much all other danes, only think this is awesome.
>I’d like to buy this shirt for my wife…
>I'm not pro monarchy, but the scandinavians somehow managed to do it right again.

>>213527148
Hva i svartsatan, ta vare på føttene dine mann. Du kan begynne med å klippe neglene dine, og gå med sko som er mer fotformet. Slutt å "låne sko" av mennesker med annen skostørrelse enn deg selv.