Got carried away having fun making reminder cards for my StD...

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I played against them today. Cryptguard are kind of retarded against melee armies (and absolute trash against ranged armies), and they just have way too much fucking fight-first/fight-last. I won because my opponent went full retard and placed both his archregent and Gormayne within pile-in distance of my Deathmonger Daemon Prince, who proceeded to whack both of them and then power through away to escape a very angry-looking Ushoran and Ghoul King on Terrorgheist- staring him down.Then again he fucked up and charged Ushoran into Binding Damnation range which meant I actually got a chance to kill Ushoran (after a unit of 10 marauders, heroes all, somehow managed to dunk 5 wounds into him). In the same turn, a unit of Cryptguard lost nine models and then proceeded to almost kill a unit of Chaos Knigths despite that. That 3+ to fight first is a stupid-ass rule on a unit with a billion attacks (if my Daemon prince hadn't managed to take out nearly half the unit, they would have wiped the knights and probably half the chosen too). Because Ushoran got slapped with a fight last and was pretty wounded at the front, I brought him down with 5 chosen and a warqueen, and then my exalted hero took his ghoul king to 1 wound, and it got finished off by the chosen's second activation. Here he surrendered, which, fair enough, but if he hadn't given me the game by ramming both Ushoran and his ghoul king into my reinforced Chaos Warrior brick I dunno what I would have done. That ghoul king is kind of insane too, Ushoran whiffed, but that thing killed like 14 chaos warriors who were on a 3+/5++. It didn't even roll well, it just has a truly absurd amount of quality attacks coming out of a single model.