So what does /v/ think of the OoT remake rumors?

I do have a feeling they're doing something, but considering nu-era Nintendo's stance on game development, they're going to catastrophically fuck it all up with forced open-air mechanics, bogged-down combat and an even more barebones story that removes all of the eerie atmosphere or more mature horror elements.
Also it'll probably get another tacky looking cel-shaded artstyle with anti-soul gas and cringey weeb bullshit since their hardware can't handle anything better.