>>82047597
I LIKE WHOEVER LETS ME SAY SLURS, AND MAKE NAUSEATING AMOUNTS OF POSTS ABOUT LIFTING AND ANIME BABES, AND JUST GENERALLY KINDA ACT LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING TOOL WHILE PRETENDING WE'RE THE COOLEST, WHILE OF COURSE MAKING TIME TO WAX POETICALLY AND MELODRAMATICALLY TO ACT LIKE WE'RE SMART.

*HITS OPIUM PIPE*
UNFORTUNATELY THIS MADE MY SCALE OF FRIENDS PRETTY LIMITED. I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE LIFTA' SAGE LIFE, IT'S JUST KIND OF MY STYLE.

>>81873879
THIS COMIC IS RELATABLE AS FUCK, I'VE ALSO BEEN TREATED LIKE A RAPIST SINCE I WAS 7.

I MEAN I AM A RAPIST BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN Y'KNOW?

>>81546970
I'M PALE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW AND AM ABLE TO ANNIHILATE SMALL COUNTRIES WITH MY FULL POWER

>>81515558
IF I EVER DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH A WOMAN IT WOULD HAVE TO BE WITH GOOGLE GLASSES TO SHOW ME COOL IMAGES ON PINTEREST LIKE BROLY'S CONTROL COLLAR SO I DON'T BREAK OUT INTO FULL-ON AGGRAVATED ASSAULT