>be Meat John
>have sudden unexplainable impulse to eat a pile of raw bloody mystery meat with your bare hands and gross out everyone watching
>decide to fuck off outta this universe to settle unfinished business and fight Lord English mano e mano, a certain death wish for most
>get impaled through the chest at the end of the universe but refuse to die yet
>after all this, you finally feel ready to breed Terezi Pyrope
He was so real for this