>2088
>try retro gaming for the first time
>dust off the 2038 hit Console, the Wii WiiMastered
>it's a remaster of the Wii, one of the first consoles of all time
>Boot up Super Mario World
>gameplay is just Quick Time Events on my circulatory system
>my virtual reality nervous system can’t even detect the Wiimote
>end up flailing like an idiot in front of my robot sapient "children", small time engineered quantum uplinks who enjoy with great pleasure observing me through their hive-mind focal point lens
>they call me “ancient cringe marushamo”
>tfw my Mii Wii still looks better than modern character creators
>cleverjoke.jpg

>2088
>tfw still playing Skyrim
>Todd’s frozen head in a jar releases Skyrim: Quantum Implanted Edition, only runs on government mandated brainstem firmware v4.22
>the modding scene just reimplemented nipples again, however was instantly banned by Bethesda DRM Overlord
>robot cops kick down door, confiscate toaster, leave me starving
>mfw even in 2088 the horse armor is still $200
>my incestoid bacterial feed "food" monthly stipend budget still isn't enough the cover my unending hunger
>cleverjoke.jpg

>>509108486
cope? Did I lie? I'm not Palestinian, I didn't kill anybody, I'm just spitting facts. They can't control the territory they claim to hold and it shows.
Btw what are kill counts good for when Israel kills woman and children and hamas keeps recruiting new fighters thanks to that exact reason? Meaning when you kill someone's daughter you're creating new hamas soldiers instead of depleting their numbers