In this topic, we post as if it's 2056 "future" /v/
>2088
>try retro gaming for the first time
>dust off the 2038 hit Console, the Wii WiiMastered
>it's a remaster of the Wii, one of the first consoles of all time
>Boot up Super Mario World
>gameplay is just Quick Time Events on my circulatory system
>my virtual reality nervous system can’t even detect the Wiimote
>end up flailing like an idiot in front of my robot sapient "children", small time engineered quantum uplinks who enjoy with great pleasure observing me through their hive-mind focal point lens
>they call me “ancient cringe marushamo”
>tfw my Mii Wii still looks better than modern character creators
>cleverjoke.jpg
>2088
>tfw still playing Skyrim
>Todd’s frozen head in a jar releases Skyrim: Quantum Implanted Edition, only runs on government mandated brainstem firmware v4.22
>the modding scene just reimplemented nipples again, however was instantly banned by Bethesda DRM Overlord
>robot cops kick down door, confiscate toaster, leave me starving
>mfw even in 2088 the horse armor is still $200
>my incestoid bacterial feed "food" monthly stipend budget still isn't enough the cover my unending hunger
>cleverjoke.jpg
>try retro gaming for the first time
>dust off the 2038 hit Console, the Wii WiiMastered
>it's a remaster of the Wii, one of the first consoles of all time
>Boot up Super Mario World
>gameplay is just Quick Time Events on my circulatory system
>my virtual reality nervous system can’t even detect the Wiimote
>end up flailing like an idiot in front of my robot sapient "children", small time engineered quantum uplinks who enjoy with great pleasure observing me through their hive-mind focal point lens
>they call me “ancient cringe marushamo”
>tfw my Mii Wii still looks better than modern character creators
>cleverjoke.jpg
>2088
>tfw still playing Skyrim
>Todd’s frozen head in a jar releases Skyrim: Quantum Implanted Edition, only runs on government mandated brainstem firmware v4.22
>the modding scene just reimplemented nipples again, however was instantly banned by Bethesda DRM Overlord
>robot cops kick down door, confiscate toaster, leave me starving
>mfw even in 2088 the horse armor is still $200
>my incestoid bacterial feed "food" monthly stipend budget still isn't enough the cover my unending hunger
>cleverjoke.jpg
