>Hockey is the only sport they have
>They form their entire national identity off of it
>Literally the only thing they get chauvinistic about
>They've been losing the Stanley cup to American teams since 1993
LMFAOOOOOO

>Ay senpai what'chu want?
>Give me the USA but take away all the culture and freedom and give me 10× shitlibery. Also give me a nonce king across the ocean.
>I gotchu senpai.

>Sever economic ties with America as a form of protest
>Refuse to import or export from America
>Economy collapses overnight, 40,000 Canadians lose their jobs in one day
>Economic forecast showing a depression coming very soon
KWAB

How did this country self-destruct in only 10 years or so? Shitlibs used to use them as an example of what the US should be, now it's looking like we have two third-world shitholes bordering us.