>>536955336
>ruffle top
It does look good on the girls, I must admit. (I tried looking for a relevant screenshot but couldn't find one. Have a Bex instead.) Still, I would avoid stealing it because it probably reeks of his undeath.

>how big his ass is
Regardless of the size, it is as unappealing to me as a piece of meat left to dry in the sun. I've never understood the overt sexualization of Astarion's body, when for me, attractiveness mainly comes from the face. But to you, he's just a Calvin Klein underwear ad. I don't get it. And it makes me question why we're still here.