“Nonny, you aren’t done yet are you?”
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“Nonny, I said don’t hold back! I know for a fact you still have some gas in the tank! Ooh, or maybe a giant aircraft! Yeah, your pee pee looks like a giant airplane without wings and two rear wheels!”
>You both have a laugh at Pinkie’s absurd simile… until
“Enough launching, time is ticking… and candy… and money… JUST LIE DOWN!”
>Now it was Pinkie Pie’s turn to be rough with you, as she pushed you off with her inhumane strength and onto your back.
>She also made sure to brush most of the sand off so it didn’t get in your eyes. She is thoughtful like that.
“I call this game, turn tables!
>”Oh I get it, I guess the tables have-- wahh!”
>It seems the juxtapositions keep coming, with you becoming surprised as she treats you like a misbehaved horse… pony? There is a pun or something there, I’m just not creative enough to see it.
>Her smile turns devilish as she plaps you again and again and again.
>It was almost hypnotic to you how she was able to be so fast. If you weren’t melting with pleasure, you’d complement her on her athletic ability.
“Hey, you think I keep this figure by eating sweets all the time?”
>Wait a minute… that was the second time she's done that!
>Pinkie her pounding stopped and looked behind Anon
“Oh mister narrator! You know I always know stuff like that. Pinkie sense!”
>”Pinkie, uhh, ohh, what?”
>Pinkie pets Anon with her hand before caressing his face
“Nothing, I just wanted to see if you were conscious, hehe!”