Thread 42396356

You wouldn't an unconscious girl, would you Anon?

i would pull a blanket over her and give her a kiss on the forehead

>>42396356 (OP)
Don't fall for it. She's just pretending to be asleep to lure you in.

>>42396356 (OP)
nope. she has no hooves. her problem though for being unconscious if some faggot fucked her

>>42396356 (OP)
She has to eat all the eggs.

>>42396356 (OP)
>rape

If I knew I could get away with it?

>>42396356 (OP)
she deserves it

>>42396367
Are you old enough to shave yet?

>>42396356 (OP)
Not until morning. My eggs are ready.

>>42396363
l-lewd

>>42396367
Nettspend?

>>42396356 (OP)
Nah, probably just cum on her feet.

>>42396356 (OP)
I want to be unconscious and have horny mares ride my dick in my sleep, they have my undying permission

>>42396401
Why?

>>42397177 this is a prequel to >>42396801

>>42396801
Why is she touching her own eyeball?

>>42396801
being casually used as Pinkie's fuck toy is the dream

>>42398713
Haha imagine being wanted and lusted after by someone else lol

>>42397177
Anon forgot that if you ponk the pink girl, you have to save up 4 months MINIMUN to survive the assault.

>>42399276
Why did the writers feel the need to make her bipolar and histrionic?

>>42399335
Is all that sugar coursing through her brains

>>42396356 (OP)
Wasn't there an actual series of >rape greens?

>>42399335
how do you feel about the fact that if you happened to die for whatever reason, Pinkie would preserve your corpse and continue your lovely dovey relationship like a distraught hapless romantic?

>>42399453
At least someone will me me when I'm gone...

>Be Ponyville's premier pink party pony person
>Had a sleepover with the girls last night at Sunset's apartment
>Everyone else is asleep, you were the first to wake up
>Head to the kitchen to whip up some breakfast for everyone
>On your way, you pass the living room and see a guy passed out on the living room couch
>You think he's Shimmy's roommate
>You stop for a moment to just watch him sleep
>He's kinda cute, you think
>In a reserved, loner sort of way
>Your eyes roam across his sleeping form, eventually landing on his no-no square
>His boy parts are making a little tent in his sweatpants
>Grey sweatpants
>The slut
>A devilish grin sneaks onto your face
>You reach down, deftly hook a finger on his waistband, and tug down his pants in a swift motion
>His morning wood springs out and bobs gently back and forth
>You lick your chops as you wrap a hand around his hot rod and start giving it long, gentle strokes
>As on hand works on his shaft, the other snakes its way below, gently groping his ballsack
>A sleepy groan calls your attention to his face
>His brow is furrowed and his breathing has picked up
>He looks even cuter now
>You continue like this, gently stroking and groping as you admire his sleeping face twist in unconscious pleasure, groans escaping his throat every so often
>After what feels like a full half hour, his breathing hitches and you feel a hot stickiness pour onto your hands
>You giggle to yourself as you wipe your hands on his sweatpants to get his spunk off
>You let out a satisfied sigh and walk off to the kitchen, not bothering to pull his pants back up
>There's not a moment to waste
>You've got food to make

>>42400363
HOT, and quite a set up for an epic prank

>>42396356 (OP)
>>42400363
LewdSleepoverThreadbros... we are so back...

>>42400363
Thank you Ponk, you're an angel.

>>42400363
>not fire blasting it all over her face and boobs.
Disappointed.

Who tied her up?

(there is a lot more tied up art then i thought. Kinda odd to have that much fetish?)
>mlp
Nevermind, I should expect more.

You'll help cool her off, right?

>>42401774
You know it

>>42401765
There's tons of art of the girls tied up

>>42396356 (OP)
Turnabout is fair play.
She roofie'd me last weekend.

>>42403483
NO ANON!

>>42403483
DON'T DO IT

>>42396356 (OP)
No, I wouldn’t. Wrape is rong.

>>42403483
>/d/

Don't wake Pinkie...!

Anon, you bastard, what the hell?!

>>42406583
I know right? He should be feeling her up instead

>>42400314
Classic Pinkie

>>42406221
>>42406234
NOICE

>>42403483
>I'm so fucked u-
>That's really all you're going to Nonny? Tsk tsk tsk, I expect better.

>>42403483
She exploded.

>>42401765
>>42403051
Yeah and it's kind annoying while lurking boorus, specially since there are not a proper fetish tag for that stuff

>>42406221
The meds worked. Plap that butt while she is unconscious.

guys, stop roofing Pinkie. she's gonna consent anyway

>>42409644
I'm not roofing her because I want to rape her, I'm roofing her because is the only way she won't drain me to death.

>>42409745
understandable

pull the blanket back over her. she's feeling cold

what am i allowed to say then, dickless?

>I hope no one tries to nonconsentsually rape me while I'm sleeping...
>YOU'LL NEVER NONCONSENTSUALLY RAPE WHILE I'M SLEEPING, BECAUSE I'M NEVER SLEEPING!!

>>42410819
cute

>>42411520
I don't to rape her only do her cutie mark a little.

>>42411520
It's not rape if she's willing

>>42412504
"yes"

>>42396356 (OP)
Sorry Ponk.

>>42411520
...how do you consensually rape someone...?

>>42413663
You need your partner's permission before you can engage in noncon.

You can't rape Pinkie, nor can you be raped by Pinkie, because she consents for the both of you

Pinkie Pie would sleep in the most obscene position possible for a human skeleton

>>42413663
Noncon is huge in women's literature that was one way to discover many he/him in bio were bio females in DeviantArt times.

I don't wanna rape Ponko, but she can rape me anytime however

>>42414348
You can't rape the willing tho

>>42414795
Pinkie, eh...finds a way

>>42413372
Yooo

>>42415801
NICE

>>42415801
I know I shouldn't stick my dick in there, but.....

>>42416501
>Pinkie took Anon prisoner and has been torturing information out of him for days by sitting on his face until he turns blue

>>42417221
Yo ho

>>42396356 (OP)
Id convince Pinkie it was all a fun game

>>42416797
"mmmpphhh...! *fuah!*
>"well? aren't you tired of this? just spill the beans already!"
"b-b-but you haven't even asked any questions yet!"
>"you're a tough cookie, i'll give you that. well, down it goes again...!"
"y-you're cra...mmmpphhh!"
>"how about you get that tongue to work. it's been a while since i took a shower"

>>42396707
>>42398713
>>42400363
This actually gave me an idea for a green with a story like this:
>anon is invited to a sleepover by the Mane 7
>the night is going normally, but you immediately notice how they want to make you go to bed early, almost exaggeratedly
>they're as bad at lying as little girls and you aren't stupid, so you realize they're up to something
>clearly, they're hoping to do something as childish as write on your face and take pictures of you
>scaring them while they're doing it would be funny, and it'll teach them
>you decide to play along and go to bed early
>you pretend you're asleep, and they do the same
>eventually, you hear them get up, whispering to each other, arguing over who will do it
>here it comes...
>Wut.exe
>they pull down your pants and reveal your dick
>you don't even understand what's happening; you're absolutely shocked and because of that you continue pretending to be asleep
>apparently, the idea was to photograph it for [reasons I haven't decided yet]
>the inexperienced ones are nervous, and those who claim to be "experienced" are too
>they give you a handjob because "it would be better for the photo if it's hard"
>slowly, they all start to fool each other and begin to make more advances, completely dominated by a spontaneous lust resulting from the situation
>as if they were 7 young girls sharing a dildo, but a flesh one
>one gives you a handjob, another a paizuri, two a blowjob, and the others ride you
>who and the order in which all this happens and how its up to your imagination
>meanwhile, you're forced to pretending to be asleep while the hottest situation that has ever happened to you is on

>>42418570
I miss the sleepover threads

>>42418727
balls, drained

shhhh, Ponk is sleeping. your pp can finally rest

>>42420147
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUP

>>42420264
>

>>42420647
>rape

>>42420147
>>42420647
So many sleeping Ponks

>>42421459
All the more to play with

CHhahaha, assistant head of unpaid volunteers.

What does a sleeping Pinkie dream of?

>>42423294
I don't know, probably (arbitrary post that will undoubtedly be labeled 'trolling'.)

>>42423294
cotton candy sheep

>>42423292
>>42423298
>>42423286
>>42423288
>>42423289
more spam

>>42423294
Fags like OP and pretend janitors with hyperactive victim complexes.

>>42423294
Faggots like OP and the pretend janitor.

>>42424000
even more spam

Stop stifling the mans creativity, assistant head of unpaid volunteers.

>>42423294
Fondue.

>>42424033
>>42424087
>>42424027
spam

>>42423294
Cum fondue

>>42423294
Nachos. Oh no, wait, it's CHili cheese fries.

She dreams about dairy products, lots of creamy dairy byproducts, infact. Mhmm.

>>42424233
>cheeseposting

>>42398328
It’s itching

Must. Breed. Ponko.

>>42425617
Chonka Ponka

>>42426521
her hands are so tiny that my dick would look gigantic in them...

>>42426532
improved grip

>>42426936
>>42426521
both are great

>>42426521
>>42426936
I like her hair

up we go

>>42428455
up the ira

>>42428455
>>42428678
Right up her CHhahaha, faggot.

>>42428724
>shartyfag raid
>sunfag shows up
not surprised at all

Choose to get a real job, Gurpreet.

>>42429187
too much sugar

>>42429187
It's just like tf2

>>42418570
>>42426666

>>42430655
1, 2, CHa, cha, cha!

awww, wittle baby tried to slide a thread and i ruined his hard work and now he's crying

>>42426936
cute

>>42430655
>Just lie back,close your eyes and you wake you'll be Anonette, hee hee!
Dios MIO what's el-wrongo with you things?

>>42430693
certified ESL moment

>>42430698
Hi Nurse Cheese-Pie.

oh my skies, the tears had been doubled!

Oh my skies, the workload for the assistant head of unpaid volunteers has doubled!

>>42430736
don't worry, there will be more threads that you can seethe about. they always show up

>Trainee logging all this experience for it's eventual career as an unpaid sweeper
>'I'm..I'm gonna do it for free, someday, pop!'

>>42430747
but at least you get paid for this, right?

>Gosh thanks for puttin' her down for me, Anon, you're a stand-up guy and the best friend she could ask for. I'll take it from here.
>"Heh, anytime, Cheese"

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA[spoiller] ...CHOO CHOO! Hahahah, I am to gotten you very well, saar.

>>42430757
>>42430764
>0 $ had been transferred to your account

>>42430655
Oh man, oh man, y-you guys she's-, guys she's going to CHhahahahahaha, faggot.

No, she has a boyfriend already, excuse you.

>>42430655
Made for queso, lovin' the leche', cravin' the cream.

Just admit you give these hovels preferential treatment already and that there's an unwritten list of rules one has to conform to in order to have their posts allowed by you melanated nappy head wombats.

>>42430836
Damn, dude, what do you have against wombats?

can we just agree that this vermin >>42430836
didn't bother to read the rrules and permaban him on sight?

>>42431031
>Taaaave me, oh taaave me!! da bad ol' puddy tat is back!

>>42431036
cry some more before you get banned. it's hilarious

>>42431043
>Saving another for his autograph collection
Awww, to...my...biiiiiggest...fan~

>>42431051
that's a funny way to cry but who am i to judge...except being mentally sound of course

Saar he is to ring bell for service, please, saar.

Saar he is to ring bell for service, please, saar.

>>42431043
*rightfully and fairly banned

>>42430224
Neat
>>42430655
Horny nurse

>>42430655
>"Is Penis Inspection Day, nonny. Time for you sample test."
"This is not how you take a sample!"

>>42431920
funny that penis stroking until ejaculation IS the way to take a semen sample
hell, you can get a handjob from a nurse if you play it well

>>42408253
there was one case.

>>42430655
pink dubs

>>42432177
She's into it

>>42433165
Sweet unf

>>42433165
nice

>>42430655
>Anonymous, it's penis inspection day...a-are you sure you want to be a fluffer?
HA! Good lord, eqgsharts...

>he still thinks that anyone bothers reading his spoilers
thanks for all those keystrokes that you'll never get back

>Unpaid assistant volunteer when the other browns aren't already doing it for free
CHhahahahahahahaha, fag.

Pinkie is still in the dreamland

does Pinkamena slaughter everyone in her dreams?

>>42435877
Realistically? No, she keeps some alive to torture. Like giving (you) death by snu-snu

>>42434887
What a cutie

>>42436876
>"i hope you're ready, Nonny. We only have a few hours before i wake up"

>>42396356 (OP)
Man, I don't want to hurt her. I don't want to rape her. I love her. I want to make her happy.

>>42435877
>>42436876
>>42437386
>>42437758
>Pinkamena uses various substances and some Inception bullshit to drop you dozens of layers deep into dream limbo so she can spend eons together with you

>>42396356 (OP)
only if she's previously given me permission to do what I wish to while she sleeps. consent is important, especially for stuff like this.

>>42437855
but realistically, Pinkie wouldn't mind if you tried some naughty stuff with her sleeping body if she liked and trusted you

>>42439894
nice

>>42439894
UNF

>>42439263
That's why she's best girl

>>42439263
As long as you came inside.

>Pinkie woke up and wants to have sex
wat do?

>>42441670
Plap her obviously

>>42441670
Check if her friends are hiding in the closet.

>>42441670
IT'S A TRAP!

>>42441670
>wake up
>immediately forced to have sex
>ejaculate
>remember i didn't take my morning piss as i finish spurting
>piss inside of her
>look down and notice she's bleeding because she's on her period
>before i know it she sits on my face and forces me to taste the rainbow

>>42443533
nice

>>42443533
One of her best outfits

just a morning routine

Nope. I'm innocent!

>>42445710
Give me an Anon and I'll give you a crime

how mentally ill do you want your waifu to be?

>>42446526
>Give me an Anon and I'll give you a crime
And the perpetrator of that crime? The Pink

>>42446653
slightly obsessive

>>42446653
A scosche of bipolar and a dash of histronic for me, please!

>>42446884
SEX

>>42446653
Yandere

I love Biqi!

>>42448268
This chinese style is pretty good

>>42448791
I don't know how to feel about the Chinese discovering MLP outside of their unregulated sweat shop factories.

Pink Ponk

>>42448821
Arent they the ones who make the figurines?

CHeck, check out, check- check out my melody.

up

>>42450544
-her piehole with the cheese.

>>42450553
You really juiced your sitters getting them to do all that 'work' every morning. Maybe you tapped that well dry...

Poor thing, you're so used to the room service...
Spoiled ass, lol.

maybe your wit would mean anything if your bullshit spam wasn't removed every single time

>>42450574
>Urrr d-don't bend the knee, mod-kun!
>Y u do dis?!

what was that about room service again?

What's even allowedcheese cheese cheese cheese cheese in these threads then, partap?

>>42449368
condensed dairy

>>42450602
You probably shouldn't spoonfeed her if she's asleep. She might choke on something.

>>42450601
>cheeseposting

>>42450744
>Assistant weekend volunteer in charge of doing it for free(er)

>>42450757
>troll getting banned for free(est)

>>42450774
Must be someone else taking your nanny's little vacay's, couldn't be me ^:).

>>42450777
hey look. people are making fun of you. aren't you gonna screech at them?
>this will cause exactly zero self-reflection

>>42450794
Let me dust off one I get from you alot:
'samefag'.

>>42450814
nah. you can clearly see which post is mine

>>42450817
>Dyslexic europeons parroting each other in their bootlicking endeavors
Also, not quite the flex you think it is.

>>42450821
>>Dyslexic europACK

>>42450827
the final score was actually 17/8 but whatever

>>42450827
>source: ehhh you of just be trust me bro!

I wouldn't choose to play the part of pretend custodian and unironically think I was cool for it, that I can tell you right now.

>>42450833
the source is the EQG stream which you so desperately tried to spam but failed miserably as usual

>>42450835
kek, ain't got no time to read that

>>42450839
Looks like Parminder has no time for your 'help' requests, either.

>>42450836
>You're also my X boogie man, not just my Y boogie man!
I wear a great many hats according to you, this lore thing you have going is really something.

>>42450835
you fucks like to "whisper" in your shitass general
repressed homosexuals? this won't replace parental love you know

>>42450852
>Ded
Not big soup rise!

Mandeep, you fucking guy, how inconsistent, bloody hell, I tell you.

No, she has a boyfriend.

>>42446653
Pokes holes into your condoms but then cums when you say you want to do it raw.

Cheese'd.

>>42451729
spam

ZZzz..,mmm sharp cheddar...zZzz...g-gouda...
zzz..

Get a real job, Sandeep.

If we're talking about Pinkie Pie? She would be disappointed if she woke up and found out (You) didn't. Let's be honest now.

Copper plume'd.

>>42452053
>thinly veiled cheeseposting

Slidefag fails again

>>42453756
chubby Ponko makes me wanna act up

>>42396363
LEWD

>>42453977
deep throat goat

>>42453756
great face, great tits, great ass

>>42453977
>hmmm, i'll make a twist on this meme. lemme just launch my Stable Diff...
>GPU still ded
this is hell

>>42455441
I see a lot of art of this game, is it good?

>>42455991
no idea

>>42455441
I'd plap either version of her

Pinkie is the sluttiest of the Mane 6 of Equestria Girls.

I wish Ponka Pao was real

>>42396356 (OP)
What if someone dug her dirty pajamas out of her hamper? I bet they'd smell really good...I mean, bad, haha.

>>42457076
she exists. in multiple forms even

>>42457427
Nice

Page 10 already?

>>42441670
have sex

>>42459312
Early SpongeBob was the best

Since Pony Ponk and Saponkien Pie regularly switch places with each other via the portal, how can you tell with Pie you're creaming when the time comes?

>>42460420
The amount of snorting and winning involved.

i ponk u <3

>>42460639
i hate women so its frustrating seeing such cute girls because they make me hate women jsut a bit less and then real life happens to remind me why i hate women

>>42446526
what sort of crime?

>>42461096
guilty of soliciting shimjobs

>>42460685
Marry a Japanese girl

>>42461500
this or a Vietnamese or Indonesian

>>42461366
What the frick is a shimjob??

>>42461966
Dont ask

It's fuckin' hot outside today... How are you fellas beatin' the heat?

>>42461966
>6 foot Shimmy
That's a tall bitch

>>42462315
A I R C O N

>"Gimme some lovin', Nonny! You're the love of my life! I wanna sit in the lap of the gods"
>"... Oh, you don't get the references I'm making? Well... Friends will be friends, I suppose..."

>>42463339
I live my life for you
Think all my thoughts

>>42462315
Showers and ice cream

>>42462315
it was pretty rainy today for me, quite relaxing

>>42400363
moar

she's just so fukken cute bros...

THE CUTEST!!

>>42464514
so cute

>>42464514
Adorable

>>42465343
i want to believe that Pinkie's breasts produce chocolate milk

>>42465427
That would be awesome

what compels this kind of behavior

>>42465788
Alien franchise

>>42466111
Tell them about Sora vs Link for real.

>>42463339
>You will never have to eat Pinkie out under her desk for the chance to get that sweet sweet raise.
Why even live?

>>42453756
I want to say "Empty."

>>42467777
would

>>42468828
Thicc

>>42463339
She's been a naughty girl

quick! Sunset has hots for Ponka and Ponka begins to think that all those hugs and kisses are a bit more than just skinship between frens
what do?

>>42460420
Pure sex

>>42469865
QUICK THROW A DISTRACTION GLIMMER IN BETWEEN THEM

>>42470488
Starlight has great design

>>42470523
INCREDIBLY powerful "how do you do fellow kids" energy in this outfit

>>42470523
post the gif of her eating ice cream

>>42471403
just look at these brows

>>42470523
>>42471683
What I like about this show is that you can tell which characters are whores and which characters are normal based on whether or not they have eye shadow. Pinkie and Sunset? Not whores. Glimmer and Fluttershy? Whores.

Wow, these threads look remarkably free from the ongoing shart raids. What a coincidence.

>>42472163
wow, check the archive, idiot

>>42472250
Shhh you're alright, no one hurt you.

>>42472258
not an argument, retard

>>42472263
Just have your thread lmao no ones stopping you.

>>42472264
>still no argument
i accept your concession

>>42472269
Yeah yeah, cheese'd, etc...
Better?

>>42472275
how absolutely soulless. on par with your raid
>inb4 lols and lmaos
you won't even smirk while typing that

>>42472294
>how absowootwy souwess waaaaah
Lol. Nice thread.

>>42472304
aren't you busy with your sharty friends?

>>42472309
I'd CHhahaha, thought you don't read these, junior custodian?

>>42472318
kek, nobody got time to read that. thanks for keystrokes

Could just have your pie bump thread but the junior unpaid volunteer assistant thinks your thread deserves this lmao.

there's still time for that ban so he won't be able to participate in sliding

>>42396356 (OP)
>Zzz..Gorgonzola....Zzz..Mmm..creamy mozzarella goodness....

>The bargaining stage
>"Add a 0!"
>"Don't bend the knee!!!"

did you get that sticky yet?

oh i see
you poke the board with some shitty thread(s) to see if mods are around and if they're not, you merrily go on on your retarded crusade. you must be so pleased with yourself

I have a life outside of you, sorry.

ahahaha
yeah, keep telling yourself that

Ok, I will. Take care, ma'am, may that victim complex finally see some rest.

there's a thread for you to kill. stop being a lazy ass

You're not the boss of me, that's those other unpaid assistant volunteers you (used to) be in control of.

>>42471683
Nut

Ponkadonk

Ponka Poe is wife

>>42474249
Honky-tonk Pinka Ponk

>>42474456
Would marry and raise our children on a ranch

>>42474954
>boop her

>>42475746
Man Pinkie what the fuck

>>42474954
How?

>>42475746
PINKIE NO!!!

>>42476224
They went a lil silly towards the end

>>42477490
Is this really the kind of content we should be providing to impressionable young minds?

>>42477490
Pinkie is based??

>>42477490
>high impact

>>42478042
EQG Pinkie is not just a creature of chaos, she's also closer to the edge of "one bad day" than her pony counterpart. Riding that line means that she constantly pushes the boundaries not just of what's socially acceptable, but also what's legal.

>>42478434
Yeah, she's a creature of CHsup, brownzo?

>>42478752
Yeah, she's a creature of LYFE
i made sure to not accidentally read that spoiler

>>42478874
If by LYFE you mean healthy wombfuls from a bunch of guys who aren't you, BINGO! BANGO!

>>42478877
she has a wombful outside of you, sorry

WOO! Bent that shit.

I can't keep track of which one is Pinkie, and which one is Pinkie...

>>42478886
mods have a life outside of you, sorry
i'd delete that thread myself

Bent [x]
Not bent [ ]
Life [x]
LYFE [ ]

>>42478897
life outside of you [ ]

>>42478904
Yep, blank because you don't have one.

>>42478909
>not like a normalfag outsider like me!

>>42478913
Projecting, and with no screen? Egads, the lifeless in this one is tt-t-t-terrifying!

>>42478915
i have a screen outside of you, sorry

>>42478917
Cool so that means you didn't miss them bend that knee back there?

>few posts and a thread deleted
>cuckposting and flooding still here
You can tell that it's a mod right away.

>>42478925
i didn't miss them having a life outside of you
>>42478926
>mods will delete this

Hey they work for free as it is, why would it follow that they'd work for free for (you)?

they work outside of you, sorry

No more room service? B'awwwwwww
No more quick clean up's at the first sight of a post you personally don't like?
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO

>No more life outside of you? B'awwwwwww
>No more quick lyfes at the first sight outside of you?
>Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO

Remember your unironic pleas to the unpaid moderation?
>Y-You NEED to BAN and not just delete!
>Look, per our accord, you should only ban HIM, not me!

>Remember your unironic pleas to the unpaid moderation?
>Y-You NEED to make a STICKY and not just ignore me!
>Look, per our accord, you should only let me live a life outside of this you!

3 knees bent, no vacations, one consistently pissed off peon who thinks he does it for free.
Not bad.

8 knees bent, /qa/ mod's cock sucked, no sticky, 3 years of no life outside of me
not bad indeed

>>42478966
what compels her behavior...??

>3 years of no life
We know, pretend custodian!

>>42396356 (OP)
"Wait. It's a trick. Get the lube."

>>42478421
"Followed you high impact of the fifth variety!"

>>42478976
Holy unf!

>>42396356 (OP)
>>42406221

>>42478976
>>42478972
Nice

>>42478966
very cute

>>42479939
what did she do to end up like this?

>>42481128
Came between a Ponk and her cubed cheddar.

>>42481128
Got between Pinkie and her cheese.

slidebump

>>42481128
Could be a couple things.
Maybe she fell down when skating.

>>42482009
Maybe Twilight got her.

>>42482018
>this is the moment Twilight decided to perform high impact sexual violence
>Rarity's panties didn't survive the assault

>>42482012
I want edits threads back.

>>42482018
nice

>>42483066
They were to good for this board

>>42413663
tripped on a banana peel while her pants and panties were down

>>42482012
this brings back memories
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xeFgBzM073k&pp=ygUVZG9vZmVuc2htaXJ0eiBza2F0aW5n

>>42482747
>To this day, the doctor is still trying to find the rest of her panties, he knows it's up there somewhere because he found the tag on the first inspection

>>42484664
Abusive house wife Ponk that ravages you when you accidentally forget to attend to her needs.

Ya know, I may sound like a Latinx for saying this, but I thin EQG Pinkie is prettier than FiM Pinkie.

I bet you're like barneyfag and get email alerts, lol.
Cheese.

or maybe i just lurk like a proper user, unlike some occasional tourist

>>42486738
A proper pony board user might lean more towards ponies than these things.

>>42486740
a proper anime site user leans towards EQGirls. you wouldn't understand

>>42486743
Go post them on other boards then if they're so closely associated with anime.

>>42486751
been there, done that

Of course nor, she's already in a committed relationship with Cheese, tyvm.

Do Pinkies count Cheesy sheep?

>>42396356 (OP)
>bean mouth
No I wouldn't

Counting cheese sheep.

>>42485780
true!

>>42485780
No, FiM pinkie degraded over time.

Huh? Oh, sure, dairy byproduct.

>>42485780
Pinkie Pao indeed a cutie, and man it's like she's inviting one's face to lay there.

>>42485499
Thicc

>>42488401
Man this is such a throwback

>>42488401
>>42488787
2017 right? Or was this comic even earlier? I can't remember

>>42488401
all those moments
will be lost in time
like tears
in rain

>>42488401
Man, EQG Pinkie looks so cute! And she is so nice too! Why can't 3dpd act like her and make the world a better place?

>>42489456
some of them are like her

Pinkie will undress in public just to cheer you up

>>42485780
Thank goodness for AI when artists shove their watermarks across their work.
>don't steal muh pictures!

>>42490095
That's why she's best girl

No that's some other guys gf.

>>42490996
the guy who bumps?

>>42491028
No, Cheese Sandwhich.

>>42491056
I don't get it. Didn't Hasbro declare the epilogue an alternate future made by Glimmer?

>>42491061
>Glimmy threw Equestria into fallout tier apocalypse so EqgPinkie could find love.
Really pulls at the ol' heartstrings, it does.

>>42491061
S9E26 was a dream sequence. Spike was dreaming up a happy ending to Equestria as he slumbered for a 1,000 years (as dragons often do), you can tell because he's built like he is in his fantasy where he rescues Rarity in Dog and Pony Show.

>>42489459
Man, I'd like to meet them. I mean, they'd probably not like me by virtue of me being a little ugly, 10 pounds overweight, a bit of acne and being an autistic sperg, but I'd like my faith in humanity restored. I might just call them Diane as a joke without reveling my power level. Yeah, I am a sperg, aren't I?

>>42490095
While I love Pinkie Pie for her personality and soul, this excits me so much! Man, imagine her being into risky public sex! We can fuck in the ocean without anyone realizing it. She can sit on my lap on a bench, or flash me while no one is looking. Oh God I wish she was real!

>>42491289
Lmao, fag.

>>42491296
I know, I know, but a fag can dream, can't he? Having his Waifu be real, even if she doesn't like him?

>>42491310
>even if she doesn't like him?
Pinkie likes everyone by default, silly

>>42491817
What a vapid whore

>>42491329
unf

>>42491835
She is a cuddle slut, not a sex slut. Know the difference!

>meet Pinkie
>get hugged

>>42492813
Your dick doesn't know the difference

>>42492970
And that is why the mind must control the head from taking over.

>>42492813
These two would tag team the shit out of your dick. You wouldn't be able to stand up for a week

>>42493470
I don't know about that. Most girls find me creepy if I had to guess, and to be honest its kinda my fault. Still, I'd love to try to do that with them and explore their bodies and just... unf! It would be hot as shit.

made for breeding

>>42493526
Creepy how?

>>42493526
>I-I'm so ronery bros preez herrpu

>>42493526
Nice pity party, crybaby.

>>42494217
She's so cute, I really just want to hug her, no lewd needed.

>>42494619
I didn't mean it like that, I'm just stating the facts. Its my fault, but I'm not interested in 3dpd anymore, but I accept the responsibility.

>>42494584
Well there was one time where I tried to cold approch and I sat next to a girl when she was doing some school work. I was trying to talk to her, but she didn't really want to and was really focused on her work. I didn't realize this and sat there for 20 minutes before I asked if she'd like me to leave her alone.

There was another time when I was going to dance classes because my folks told me it would help me stop being a sperg. There was a lady there around my age and we danced and she complimented me on how I was a quick learner and that she enjoyed dancing with me. I then asked her after the classes in front of her friends mind you, if she'd like to practice one-on-one, since we are supposed to practice, but I thought it would be better if an actual person was there, since you needed a partner. She then said she wasn't interested and that she had a boyfriend. I told her I didn't mean it like that and that I was sorry for asking. I just wish the girls I talked to were more like Pinkie Pie, at least I wouldn't feel like a creep for messing up.

>>42495082
cute nerd, would bully (sexually)

>>42495082
it's not a problem with you. you did your best

>>42496051
Really? You didn't think it was creepy and that I should have just stayed in my lane?

>>42496088
i don't think that you've done anything particularly wrong. maybe a bit awkward but not creepy
nice people would notice and adjust themselves instead of having expectations

>>42496218
Well, I guess that just goes to show that people aren't nice a lot of the time. But it makes me appreciate Pinkie all the more. I've been trying to learn Lucid dreaming so I can be with her. The mental anguish I feel when I'm not with her is awful, but I must try.

>>42491289
we all are, anon
we all are...

>>42496455
She always had great outfits

>You are Anon
>10 pounds overweight
>Creepy Sperg
>Horse/Barbiefucker
>Life wasn't difficult, but it did feel empty
>Before, you'd go up and talk to people, maybe have a nice conversation
>Now, you talk to now one, and its been affecting you.
>Work, school, and the few family and friends you have left doesn't do anything for you anymore.
>You aren't sad, but you wouldn't mind if you disappeared one day.
>Life could be worse, but it could sure be hell of a lot better
>You are reminded of this fact everyday by the one hobby that brings you a sense of joy and peace
>You've always liked cartoons, but FiM and EqG was like lighting in a bottle.
>Everyday you watch it, think about the characters and the stories, think about what it would be like if you were there instead of here.
>You think of Pinkie Pie.
>You think of her lovely smile, her gorgeous baby blue eyes, her beautiful high voice, and quirky antics.
>She has always been your favorite of the 6/7, but over time, your love for her as grown and grown.
>But it pains you to know that she doesn't exist. Girls like her don't exist, or at the very least, do not exist in your life.
>In all honestly, would you even have a chance with her if she was?
>Well, at least she was make for a wonderful friend, the same can't be said for most folk.
>Memories of pain, of loss, of betryal, and of dissapointment.
>Life goes on, and yet to you, it feels like it stands still.
>You wish to go to parties, but the only ones you throw are pity parties.
>You wish things had gone differently, that you had found friends, a lover, a greater purpose than just servering degenerate people you hated with a passion simply to maintain your metaphorical staisis that seems to be your life.
>One night, things got bad. Really bad.
>You couldn't sleep. You couldn't stop thinking about the failure that was your romantic life.
>You wanted love, but it seems to be impossible, especially for the likes of you.
>You got so desperate that night, you even decided to call for an escort just so you could that you weren't a virgin anymore.
>You ask yourself what happened?
>You try to go to bed one last time, if not to sleep, to look at your phone.
>That's when you see her. Beautiful light pink skin under an equally beautiful white wedding dress.
>The sight overwhelms you. This is what you always wanted. This is what life has been keeping from you.
>You wanted love, you wanted someone who you could trust, who would love you, who wouldn't judge you, and be with you and make you smile and allow you to have the honor of doing the same with her.
>You wanted her. You wated Pinkie Pie.
>And from that moment onward, you realized that they were right. You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.
>You needed to find a way to be with her. To hell with reality! Reality didn't make me feel happy, it just made me feel awful. And people, and work and the values of a backwards society.
>Everything was now done for her, and her alone
1/2

>>42497374
Agreed, i always like her boots in the original

>>42497577
>You start excercising, as you want her to see you in her best shape
>You start baking, as you know that she would love to eat your sweets if she were here. Get pretty darn good at it too
>You write about how you feel about her. What she means to you, and how she would make everyday that much better.
>You try to set up a party with your friends and family, but sadly time schedules just don't line up. Not your fault, it just was not meant to be.
>You keep doing what you can, but despite everything, it just doesn't feel like enough.
>In the back of your head, you feel like a delustional loser, one that should come back to reality.
>All you are doing is teasing yourself, doing things you think Pinkie Pie would like, and maybe you are better for it, but for what purpose? She isn't real, she never will be. You are screaming to the deaf, writing for the blind, baking for the tastless.
>You decide that maybe its time to go a little more exterme with this, even if it effects your health. You needed to do it for her. For Pinkie. For your one and only love.
>Thankfully, the internet puts all the libaries of the world to shame, and you quickly find many of these esoteric practicies.
>Psychoactive drug use, Astral projection, Tupperwaremancy, but out of all of them, one of these practicies seemed much more grounded than the others: Lucid Dreaming
>Could you really control your dreams? Was it really possible to bend your mind to make it so that you were living a 2nd life?
>If it was possible, then it might be the only way to be together with your beloved.
>The more you read, the more it seemed to be backed up not just by the esoteric practices of yogis and other such gurus, but by the scientific community.
>This doesn't mean that it will be easy. From what you've read, this could take months just to get a couple seconds of lucicity, and much longer to gain full control.
>This seemed like a difficult road, but not impossible. You had all the time in the world, and it was only a matter of patience, diligence, and time.
>You needed her, and she needed you, and you weren't going to let anything get in your way. Not even yourself.
>Months go by, and you're losing hope. Day after day, week after week, and nothing.
>You've gotten better at remembering your dreams, but you just weren't able to become Lucid, no matter how insane it all seemed in hindsight.
>You will try, try again. You needed this, and the pain you feel will not go away unless you succeed.
>And what about Pinkie Pie? She must feel so lonley. At least you could somewhat handle it, what about her?
>You feel guilt for wanting to give up, but don't know what to do other than to focus.
>You lay down on your bed, and for the first time in your life to pray to no one.

>today is good day
>took the pink ones shoes today
>they look pretty good

>As you finish, you start to think about Pinkie Pie
>You think of cuddling with her. How warm her skin would be, how poofy her hair, how squishy she was at times, and how delightful her kisses were.
“I love you ‘nonny. You complete me.
>Wait a minute… was that…?
>P-Pinkie Pie? Is that you?
“NONNY?!”
>The two of you were side to side, you as the big spoon and her as the little one.
>She turned around at the speed of light and hugged her with strength that seemed impossible for a girl of her size.
>It would seem as if she defied the laws of physics just to be able to hug you. Yep, that’s Pinkie alright.
>You realize that you did it. You succeeded, this was real, or rather as real as it was going to get. And boy did it feel real.
“Oh ‘Nonny, I am so happy you’re here! I was waiting for you for soooooooooooooooo long. I thought I was going to go crazy looking at the same 4 colors everywhere I looked, it was really really REALLY bore-RING!
>Pinkie chuckled to herself, still in your embrace
“But that doesn’t matter, because now you’re here!”
>”Here?”, you ask.
>As the words leave your mouth, you look around you and see black walls that you mistook for darkness a minute ago. In fact, the room wasn’t dark at all, it seemed to be illuminated by some unknown light source.
>And they weren’t just black, but had veins like shapes of blue, pink, and indigo.
“Duh, you’re mind silly!”
>”Oh, right. My mind. Wait a minute, does that mean we can--”
“Yep, we can go anywhere we want!”
>The realization dawns on you. You had total freedom to create a world of your choosing.
>The thought of it excited you, yes, but being next to you was what really mattered to you. Anywhere would be a good place, so long as it was fun.
>”I’ve always wanted to go to the beach with you Pinkie. Do you mind if we go there?”
“Would I?! You’re asking me tha-- OF COURSE I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOU! LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS--”
>She keeps repeating herself, and the thought that it is you making her that excited filled you with a feeling you can’t describe. A sort of feeling of completion, of finally doing something that was supposed to be done so long ago. You did it.
>You closed your eyes, and imagined a beach you went to when you were small. It was sunset, the sand a light color, not quite white, but close enough.
>When you reopened your eyes, you saw the beautiful waves coming toward you. The smell of salt infiltrating your nostrils.
>And with a turn of your head, a most beautiful sight that would put everything else you’ve seen up until that point to shame.

“Well ‘Nonny, how do I look?”
>Pinkie Pie in a swimming suit?!
>She looked drop dead gorgeous. Her hips, her thighs, her breasts, all perfectly plump, but not to the point where she would be considered overweight. She ate well, but she wasn’t a pig… Well, at least not all the time.
>You blush like you never have before and look away, before gaining the courage to look back at her again.
>You try to act brave and stoic, and to your credit for 5 seconds you held it together.
>But as she walked up to you with her eyes half way closed, you realized where this was going.
“Oh ‘Nonny, you don’t have to hold back anymore. We are here together now. Reeeeee-llllaaaxxxx.”
>”P-P-Pinkie, you know we don’t have to do this so soon! I mean, I think you look, uhh… look…
“Sexy?”
>”Like a man-eater.”
“WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT I EAT PEOPLE?! I’ve never eaten anyone in my life!”
>”NO, it was an expression Pinkie--”
>She put a finger to your mouth
“But I am willing to try to eat you”
>She wrapped her arms around your neck, staring up at you with those blue eyes with desire, with need, like an animal who hasn’t eaten all winter.
>Your eyes open wide. She was into you. Never has a girl been this enthralled with you. It didn’t feel real. It didn’t feel right, not so soon.
>”Pinkie, I don’t want you to feel pressured into doing this. I love you for who you are, not what you look like. You’re kind and funny. You lift people up when they are down. You lifted me up when I was down. I want to do the same with you.”
“You already have ‘Nonny. You’ve tried too hard, even when you didn’t even know you could be with me. You lost sleep because of me. That’s abso-tootly-lotley loco in the coco!”
>”Even you think I’m crazy…”
“I didn’t mean it like that, silly! Crazy good, not crazy crazy.”
>”Pinkie, I just want to make you happy. This was never about me, this was always about you, and I don’t want you doing this, especially so soon.”
“‘Nonny…”
>Pinkie Pie let go of you rubbed her arm
“I know you love me. I know you didn’t like me just because I look good. You didn’t even care if I was a pony or a human or whatever else. I know you love me for me. And yeah I may have been a teensy bit…
>”Strong?”
“I was going to go with slutty, but yeah, I was coming on a little strong.”
>Now you have your arms on her shoulders while the two of you have a hearty chuckle at Pinkie’s straightforwardness.

>”Well I didn’t mean to shame you Pinkie, I just haven’t felt that I proved myself.”
“I’ve been watching you Nonny, more than you know. No guy would have ever done the things you’ve done for me. I know you love me, and I love you too ‘Nonny. But I don’t know if we will ever see each other again, or if it will take months or even years for you to come back here.”
>You feel guilt knowing that she might have to deal with being in between those 4 black walls again, lonely, without anyone.
“I want to make this short moment mean something. I want to be with you, fully.”
>Pinkie wrapped her arms behind your neck again and moved in.
>”Pinkie…”
>Pinkie closed the gap and started to kiss you.
>As the two of you connect, your perception of smell returns
>Pinkie smells of vanilla, so sweet and comforting
>Her lips have a texture so satisfying to feel and smack with your own.
>Now as not a time to hold back, and you decided to use your tongue to infiltrate her mouth
>As you enter, her tongue is there to greet yours, and her moans come soon after to greet your ears, along with her laughter, her sweet sweet laughter.
>That laugh brings more joy than anything. It melts away everything. The memories of guilt, shame, humiliation, weakness, all vanish into thin air.
>All replaced with a desire to make the most of the short time you have together.
>You press harder and harder on Pinkie Pie, making her fall to the ground in submisson.
>There was no time to be gentle or playful, now was the time for action.
>No words needed to be said, as Pinkie had a shocked expression.
>But soon that shock turned into excitement, her eyes going from pinpricks to huge marbles.
>You dropped down with her, sand flying around her legs and swim suit.
>You pay no mind to that and grab her breasts, feeling their soft, milky touch inflame your desire for her more and more.
>She moans in surprise, then in pleasure. She was never a quiet girl, and she had no reservations when it came to saying how she felt.
>You could only imagine how she would feel when you got a home run.
>You ripped off her swim suit. It looked wonderful on her, but looked even better without it. The feeling of her soft tits now are unadulterated by fabric made you want to suck on them.
>Her moans grew in length and in volume. It would seem even Pinkie was surprised by your enthusiasm, and you weren’t going to waste the momentum.
“‘Non- ahh, ’Nonny I-- UHH! I need it!”
>But it paled in comparison to hers.
“‘Nonny, skip the foreplay, and stick it in! Don’t hold back!”
>You move the bottom half of her swim suit to the side and take off your own shorts to show her what you’ve been hiding.
>She was smiled while panting heavily
“IN IN IN!! IN ME NOW!!!”

>As ordered, you went without delay, and the shock made her squeal in delight.
>You start to grab her hips and pull it toward you. She wanted it, and she wanted it now!! You were going to give it to her like there was no tomorrow. That might very well be the truth. In fact, there may never be a next time.
>Your strokes are as fast a machine gun, and as precise as a rifle, hitting her in places that make her scream.
>Her words become gibberish, laughter, and other intelligible speech. But words were not needed. Love was in the air, and the two of you were intoxicated.
>You decide to slow your assault and give her a sloppy kiss and envelope everything you can in your mouth, and she does the same in turn.
>As you disconnect, a string of saliva drops onto her breasts and belly, she begs you.
“I said Don’t hold back ‘Nonny, I need more! MORE!!”
>”But Pinkie, I’m about to--”
“NO LOSER TALK MISTER, PUT IT IN!”
>As ordered, you did just that, but trying to keep yourself inside while keeping the 300 million ‘Nonny juniors inside was an increasingly difficult task.
>Wait a minute, can she get--
“Anon you dumbass, it's a dream, I can only get pregnant if you want me to!”
>Pinkie read you like Twilight reading book
>But her encouraging words cannot stop nerves and muscle spasms from contracting, and despite his best effort the juniors went out for a swim.
>Pinkie could feel your penis twitch as you came to a climax. The feeling you felt was beyond words, as corny as it sounds. All the pain that anguish you felt in your life weren’t just blurry, they were gone.
>You barely noticed Pinkie Pie squeal one last time before collapsing onto her shoulder.
>With your face full of sand, you simply enjoy the connection that you feel with Pinkie Pie, both physical and emotional. Life may have tried to hide this from you, but you found a way. You feel loved, happy, content.
>Nothing could take away the this feeling
>...Right?

“Nonny, you aren’t done yet are you?”
>Holyshit.JPG
“Nonny, I said don’t hold back! I know for a fact you still have some gas in the tank! Ooh, or maybe a giant aircraft! Yeah, your pee pee looks like a giant airplane without wings and two rear wheels!”
>You both have a laugh at Pinkie’s absurd simile… until
“Enough launching, time is ticking… and candy… and money… JUST LIE DOWN!”
>Now it was Pinkie Pie’s turn to be rough with you, as she pushed you off with her inhumane strength and onto your back.
>She also made sure to brush most of the sand off so it didn’t get in your eyes. She is thoughtful like that.
“I call this game, turn tables!
>”Oh I get it, I guess the tables have-- wahh!”
>It seems the juxtapositions keep coming, with you becoming surprised as she treats you like a misbehaved horse… pony? There is a pun or something there, I’m just not creative enough to see it.
>Her smile turns devilish as she plaps you again and again and again.
>It was almost hypnotic to you how she was able to be so fast. If you weren’t melting with pleasure, you’d complement her on her athletic ability.
“Hey, you think I keep this figure by eating sweets all the time?”
>Wait a minute… that was the second time she's done that!
>Pinkie her pounding stopped and looked behind Anon
“Oh mister narrator! You know I always know stuff like that. Pinkie sense!”
>”Pinkie, uhh, ohh, what?”
>Pinkie pets Anon with her hand before caressing his face
“Nothing, I just wanted to see if you were conscious, hehe!”

>Pinkie then resumed her pelvic destruction, eyeing the narrator and giving him a wink. I guess she has a type for green, muscular and out there men. Who knew?
>Anon was panting. He couldn’t take much more of this, and yet, he wanted it. Would his dick get ripped off? Did it even matter? This would be the highlight of his life. Or maybe the beginning of his second life. He couldn’t think of that now however.
>”Pinkie, pant, Pinkie, I love you!”
>Pinkie was panting as well. She was very energetic, but sprints tend to leave even the greatest athletes short of breath. Or at least that’s what Pinkie Pie was told from RD.
“I love you too ‘Nonny! Are you close?”
>”Yeah, I’m almost there”
>Pinkie then lifted off of Anon’s rod and in mid air leaned her body forward while opening her mouth and eventually landing on his cock. Pinkie had the whole thing all the way down in her throat, fighting to keep her eyes open to look at her lover.
>Anon didn’t even warn Pinkie, he simply opened the floodgates.
>Pinkie gulped down his juniors for a good minute, becoming a little purple before finally letting out and taking a deep couple of breaths, before showing Anon her mouth.
>Clean. No hint of white, only pink.
>”Pinkie, love doesn’t describe how I feel for you.”
“Let your eyes do the talking ‘Nonny. panting Let your eyes do the talking.”
>She then snuggled up on a sand filled chest, embracing him as he did her, looking into each other's eyes before slowly falling asleep on the shoreline.

>The next morning, Anon woke up the most refreshed he had ever been. After 30 minutes of lying there and recounting the tale that happened in his head, he looked at the time.
>“5:30am?”
>Anon was confused for a moment, then looked next to the old school alarm clock. It was a portrait of Pinkie Pie in her swimsuit. He always had it, but after the experience he had, he gained a new found appreciation for it.
>”She’s real,” Anon told himself.
>”And she loves me”.

>>42497927
epic green, nice work

>>42396356 (OP)
body swap with her so i can meet the others

>>42497927
you sould write more stuff like this

She's faking it because she wants you to rape her.

>>42498263
>>42498240
Thank you friends, I am glad you liked it. I think some of it is hard to read due to the misspellings or wrong words. I didn't proofread because I was in the flow state. I might make some more greens, we will see.

>>42498358
mabye you could...do a Green of someone becoming pinkie pie and having to go through her daily EQG life?

>>42498360
You know, that could be a good idea. Lets see.

>>42498427
excited to see it.

>>42498444
:)

>>42498427
wish you the best of luck!

>>42498427
could you link it when you do it?

>>42498634
Sure.

>>42498956
thanks

>>42497927
Pretty nice, good work on the green!

oooh, greentext!

B U M P

P10 bump, lol.

>>42396356 (OP)
Not that one, no.

>wake up
>see this
wat do?

>>42500735
Depends on your relationship with Pinkie. She is my waifu, and it would seem like we've known each other enough for her to be enthralled with me. Oh yeah, its breeding time.

I'd like to roll in the hay with Pinkie.

>>42495082
I think you were doing fine Anon. If nobody ever dared to make a move then there wouldn't be any couples, so approaching a girl to do something together is no crime. That said asking her in front of her friends may pin her on the spot. I can't give you any tips, I know that feel of being interested in a girl, cautiously approaching her hobbies and then at some point hear she's got a bf. I'm probably overly discreet about it, but if the interaction always comes down to that you get start wondering what's the point. Anyway no reason to give up entirely.

>>42501409
>"i couldn't see anything. i didn't like it very much"

>>42498956
:)

Hello there. My green is coming together nicely, and it should be finished in a couple in 1-2 days.

>>42502414
we will try to keep this thread alive so we can see it.

>>42500735
This looks really nice. Could you link the full pic in a catbox link or something?

>>42500735
let her use me as the personal dildo that I am

Bumpy

>>42502435
https://files.catbox.moe/csq484.png

>>42502718
Crazy girl!

BUMP

>>42502414
peak

>>42502718
nice, crazy, but nice

Bumpo

>>42396356 (OP)
Very risky business.
Might be okay for her.
Might not.
Practice safe sex instead.

>>42505000
>Practice safe sex instead.
i got my hand pregnant. what now?

>>42505436
Not the cozyfag, but you should probably put it up for adoption

She deserves everything bros.

>>42502414
tomorrow is going to be a good day

>>42505608
Cute ponk

Alright Barbie fuckers, good news and bad news. Mostly good, I promise.
The bad news is that I didn't keep my promise, and was unable to finish the story today. New ideas kept popping up, as well as people IRL needing my help.

The good news is that I didn't break my promise, I just bent it a little. You'll be getting two goodies. One will be the first green that is already posted. The other one will be of the new green that is in progress. Consider this the first half of the story.

Oh yeah, and I actually proof read my story this time, so it should be much easier to read. Like it or hate it, I'd like to hear your responses. The more detail the better!

>First story: https://ponepaste.org/11312

>Second story: https://ponepaste.org/11313

>>42506576
>>42506582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3uBr0CCm58

Once again, I woke up to the alarm clutching a drool-stained pillow instead of my beloved Pinkie. The separation between killing myself and dying of natural causes in 70 years is blurring. Life is pain.

>>42507551
Not sure what to tell you, Ponkfren, but I can tell you that its time to consider trying to be with her through other means, if not in this physical reality.

For me, daydreaming+meditation, writing stories of her, doing her hobbies, I.E Baking, Party planning, gifts has helped me get closer to her. I've tried Lucid Dreaming, but its rather difficult and I have little success at the moment, but I have many decades to prefect it. I know you probably have heard of this stuff already, but if you haven't, please try to do one of these for her.

Life is pain, that is why we do this Anon. We are in rebellion of the life we have been given, and we are here to take back our hapiness in anyway we can. Give yourself a chance, Anon. Give her a chance to touch your heart, as she has with mine.

>>42507551
And another thing, I don't know your world view, nor your spritual views, but something that has helped me is understanding that the world isn't as real as we think. How can there be other worlds we are able to create in our mind, and is this simply one of those worlds we have created?

If this sounds insane, then don't believe it, but if it makes sense, consider questioning your reality and to look out for that do not make sense. I can go more into detail, but not by much. I only adopted this view recently, and I hope that it helps you.

>>42507551
>>42507605
>>42507620
Ponkfrens, you should consider finding a Ponk type gf...
she's not Pinkie Pie but at least she'll comfort you for not being her

>>42507623
kawaii

>>42506490
thicc

>>42508889
That's Pinkie's thing. The girl is thicker than a snickers

>>42460545
Why does she look so tired?

>>42396356 (OP)
Perhaps.

>>42509855
Unf

>>42509855
very nice

>>42511656
why is her last name pie when she has nothing bundt cake

>>42511656
i really enjoyed editing this one

More good news, Barbie fuckers. I've completed a good chuck of the 2nd story. Its nearly double the words now, and I'm still not finished. I hope to finish tomorrow, but no promises anymore. Happy reading. Tell me what you think.

>>42506582
Oh yeah, should probably point you guys toward it.

>>42512089
Based

>>42512200
Very nice

>>42513142
Glad to be of service. If you wouldn't mind, is there anything you didn't like, or anything you would have liked to see?

>>42513720
Cute

>>42513587
silly, you're not Applejack...silly Pinkie

>>42513720
Awwww, Ponko is such a cutie in this

>>42513587
cowgirl, all night long

>>42513213
I like her haircut

>>42515669
Why is she angry?

>>42516205
>"NOOOONNNNNYYYYY!! YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH AGAIN!!!"
>"AND WHAT ABOUT MY 2PM FUNNY TUMBLE DICK-ME-DOWN PICK-ME-UP?!"

>>42511965
What was edited on it?

>>42400363
And she didn't wash her hands.

>>42516255
she needs daily cummies

>>42516266
i removed the panties

>>42517231
>>42516255
I love these! I hate that they are kind of in character too. Oh Pinkie, you are so fucking sexy.

>>42516255
Pinkie always gets angry when she doesn't get her daily plapping

Pinkie loves whipped cream

Guys, I really like Ponk, and I've started to make it a habit to drink strawberry milk with every meal because of the EQG short.
https://youtu.be/h6GW7HezPAs?t=70
Am I autistic for doing this?

>>42518593
No, you're not autistic for THAT.

>>42518593
is Pinkie Pie the best personality type to be a drummer?

>>42518593
Pinkie shorts are always very fun

>>42418727
>I don't like these cats, they read minds

>>42518493
How much?

>>42518593
Strawberry milk tastes good so no

>>42519652
yes

Wow guess she didn't hear me the first time
MORNING, MISSUS PIE-SANDWHICH

>>42520244
hey, thanks for bump

>>42520248
-Is what she said to Cheese as she rubbed her pregnant belly.

>>42519807
Cute