“Well ‘Nonny, how do I look?”
>Pinkie Pie in a swimming suit?!
>She looked drop dead gorgeous. Her hips, her thighs, her breasts, all perfectly plump, but not to the point where she would be considered overweight. She ate well, but she wasn’t a pig… Well, at least not all the time.
>You blush like you never have before and look away, before gaining the courage to look back at her again.
>You try to act brave and stoic, and to your credit for 5 seconds you held it together.
>But as she walked up to you with her eyes half way closed, you realized where this was going.
“Oh ‘Nonny, you don’t have to hold back anymore. We are here together now. Reeeeee-llllaaaxxxx.”
>”P-P-Pinkie, you know we don’t have to do this so soon! I mean, I think you look, uhh… look…
“Sexy?”
>”Like a man-eater.”
“WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT I EAT PEOPLE?! I’ve never eaten anyone in my life!”
>”NO, it was an expression Pinkie--”
>She put a finger to your mouth
“But I am willing to try to eat you”
>She wrapped her arms around your neck, staring up at you with those blue eyes with desire, with need, like an animal who hasn’t eaten all winter.
>Your eyes open wide. She was into you. Never has a girl been this enthralled with you. It didn’t feel real. It didn’t feel right, not so soon.
>”Pinkie, I don’t want you to feel pressured into doing this. I love you for who you are, not what you look like. You’re kind and funny. You lift people up when they are down. You lifted me up when I was down. I want to do the same with you.”
“You already have ‘Nonny. You’ve tried too hard, even when you didn’t even know you could be with me. You lost sleep because of me. That’s abso-tootly-lotley loco in the coco!”
>”Even you think I’m crazy…”
“I didn’t mean it like that, silly! Crazy good, not crazy crazy.”
>”Pinkie, I just want to make you happy. This was never about me, this was always about you, and I don’t want you doing this, especially so soon.”
“‘Nonny…”
>Pinkie Pie let go of you rubbed her arm
“I know you love me. I know you didn’t like me just because I look good. You didn’t even care if I was a pony or a human or whatever else. I know you love me for me. And yeah I may have been a teensy bit…
>”Strong?”
“I was going to go with slutty, but yeah, I was coming on a little strong.”
>Now you have your arms on her shoulders while the two of you have a hearty chuckle at Pinkie’s straightforwardness.