a normal conservative (generally right wing but reserved - vote for a well known ex fascist party) family finish Sunday church/mass service. The mingle in the parking lot for a while, with other parishioners from all walks of life who they know, police officers. construction workers, teachers, lawyers, military personnel and gardeners.

They decide to go for a sunday drive, and stop at a nearby park to go for a walk

>from within the hedges stumbles out a man who jostles towards them
>he has dreadlocks, smells of goat feces, has yellow teeth, a joint in his mouth and holds flyers
>he hands a flyer to the father...''dude youv got to come to the summer skyfest ritual to the earth goddess''
>what ?
>''dude, its like, your pagan roots, like a celebration of mother gaia''
>no thank you, were Catholic
>''what ?! dude, the church is like, oppressive, and its not even our native beliefs''
>he puffs out a foul breath of marijuana saturated smoke...right in the direction of the mans children
>the mother strategically moves the children behind her
>the father says ''no thank you''
>''pssst your loss, bigot !''
>the family walk on
>the little girl asks ''daddy, who was that strange man and what was the smell''
>the father ''thats a very sick man honey''
>daughter ''does he have a tummy ache''
>father ''no dear its not that kind of sickness, his head is sick''
>daughter ''i will say a prayer for him that his head sickness goes away''
>the mother ''what a wonderful daughter''
>the father ''we are indeed lucky to have such a wonderful family''

the sun then protrudes through the clouds and shines a ray of light down directly on the family

and at aprox the same instant, a pigion takes a shit on the head of the new age hippy.

a normal conservative (generally right wing but reserved - vote for a well known ex fascist party) family finish Sunday church/mass service. The mingle in the parking lot for a while, with other parishioners from all walks of life who they know, police officers. construction workers, teachers, lawyers, military personnel and gardeners.

They decide to go for a sunday drive, and stop at a nearby park to go for a walk

>from within the hedges stumbles out a man who jostles towards them
>he has dreadlocks, smells of goat feces, has yellow teeth, a joint in his mouth and holds flyers
>he hands a flyer to the father...''dude youv got to come to the summer skyfest ritual to the earth goddess''
>what ?
>''dude, its like, your pagan roots, like a celebration of mother gaia''
>no thank you, were Catholic
>''what ?! dude, the church is like, oppressive, and its not even our native beliefs''
>he puffs out a foul breath of marijuana saturated smoke...right in the direction of the mans children
>the mother strategically moves the children behind her
>the father says ''no thank you''
>''pssst your loss, bigot !''
>the family walk on
>the little girl asks ''daddy, who was that strange man and what was the smell''
>the father ''thats a very sick man honey''
>daughter ''does he have a tummy ache''
>father ''no dear its not that kind of sickness, his head is sick''
>daughter ''i will say a prayer for him that his head sickness goes away''
>the mother ''what a wonderful daughter''
>the father ''we are indeed lucky to have such a wonderful family''

the sun then protrudes through the clouds and shines a ray of light down directly on the family

and at aprox the same instant, a pigion takes a shit on the head of the new age hippy.