People who hate Jon:
>Fat fucking tub of lard who stalks contestants with his fat wife and kid
>Stupid retard who made a 10 hour documentary called 'How I Got Scammed By A Retard'
>Heart transplant patient who nobody cares about outside of Sam making weepy eyed tweets about his surgery two years ago
>Spic grifter whore who is clearly trying to ingratiate herself into the Fishtank sphere
>Fat hasbeen who has to play nice for his probation officer and acts the tard wrangler for a mentally ill gay black pornstar
>Unfunny chigger who got owned by Harland Williams for 30 minutes straight and was told by an angry Nick to fuck off
People who love Jon:
>Summer, woman of sweetness and light
>Van, loyal friend of good character
>Bleau, sensitive young man who is a servant to the Lord Jesus Christ
Jon wins at life. Jon wins every single time.
