Thread 212465368

Taylor Edition: Electric Boogaloo

Previous: >>212464091

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based
>doxxed her airpod thief
>best offseason content

New arrival

How did a barely functional retard like Jon find a way to obtain so many orbiters?

>>212465398
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

ENTER

>>212465375
Truuuu

Jontent

WHO FUCKING ASKED?

it would be kino if shadi faced legal and financial repercussions for her role in american dude lodge and jon skated by without a scratch

Ellie hymen status -intact
Ellie anal virginity status -intact
Ellie throat status -unbruised

Watermellie

how do you listen to this without an X account?

Jon will be president one day.

>>212465400
if you’re listening to these guys and you can’t figure that out, you’re not going to make it

>>212465277
I have quite the sense of humor.

ellie a cutie

>>212465368 (OP)
Nigga heil Taylo

>I've worked on a variety of sets; like with Kim Kardashian

his actual resume

Can't stop thinking about her

>>212465426
You can listen to it without an account now

Was this mostly upset simps or Ellie haters looking for an opportunity?

>another taylor edition
ELLIEFAGGOTS IN SHAMBLES

Jon refusing to turn down his phone so it doesn't echo out of pure spite is hilarious, you can't win against someone like Jon, undefeated in the marketplace of ideas

why was it 10 hrs?

>>212465394
his thoughts?

>>212465398
that's her orbiter bf, not her

>>212465368 (OP)
Thoughts?
https://gofile.io/d/ow9zrY

>this echo
make it stop

?

they're godawful women

>>212465459
both

It was really funny to see the simps meltdown last night when Alex B joined Burt’s stream because people were actually talking about fishtank instead of the same 3 people posting about the girls no one cares about.

>>212465398
Please have them both speak and start bitchfighting please

Tim is insane but he is right

>>212465368 (OP)
based edition

Julius is my favourite Ellie bro

homerk

Everyone give this Goblina your money

Continue posting Taylo the simps are malding

Which fishtank girls are members of Pink Pussy Club?

>>212465489
it's jon, it will never stop

>>212465492
ya smell me?

Remember this lol

Watermellie

This is two Watermellies in the same thread. Has this ever been done before? Let me know, if you enjoyed this experience.

netflix's one piece season 2 is gonna be so epic

>>212465492
Found Klaus’s twitch account.

>>212465510
It was annoying I hate sharing a thread with these braindead simp morons

>>212465492
inb4 she blocks the gooners and they seek revenge

>>212465459
ellieseethers

>>212465510
at least they gave up pretty quickly

>>212465521
He is the only normal guy in her kick

>>212465426
You just do it

>>212465459
That was an amazing moment in ftl history.

>>212465459
1/4 simps dooming
3/4 seethers perpetuating a long-dead meme

>>212465542
Your kick name is funny but why are you a pedophile

>>212465479
Whoa

>>212465465
because that much shit happened that it needed to be 11 hours

>>212465546
Only interesting thing ellie has done to be fair.

>>212465463
I would never come up for air

>>212465459
Ellie doesn't have haters. Her simps have haters.

>>212465522
I know it sounds stupid and isn't exactly what he meant, but it still kinda makes sense. A lot of alcoholics drink whatever even if they hate it, and hell a lot of people in general drink beer to get drunk even if they hate it

>>212465492
i blocked him. Little pedo faggot seething like a baby

>>212465528
This might be my favorite Ellie video

>>212465546
no they dont for whatever reason, speculating that ellie is a whore is a bigger attack against her character

gigi inserting a thermometer up my ass and making chicken soup for me when i'm sick

>>212465555
She has let the bbclenard guy slut cuck fantasies this whole time

Licking the sweat off Angie’s cheeks>>>>

My brother

HOLY FUCKING KWAB OF THE YEAR!!

>fat retard tries to turn on Jon, concern troll and act like he was offended by what happened on the show while being one of the crew who wrote and let things happen
>could potentially get everyone to shit on Jon
>instead joins a live and gets BTFO by a literal retard
>then an actual screenwriter joins to tell him his documentary's too long and it sucked ass

>>212465547
I enjoyed.

>>212465604
We need to manifest a Jon-Alex B livestream now

Spread 4 me

>>212465546
u got a lot of (you)s that day! :)

Is the median IQ for the average fishtank fan like 80?

>>212465595
Nigga you are so retarded

>>212465538
Payton
Alexis
Taylor
Abi
Bliccy
Channing

>>212465601
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751866984917990.mp4

He won

this call is not funny or enjoyable. I bid my adieu

>>212465426
Magically

>>212465603
tonguepunching her fartbox

>>212465608
aaron bushnell?

>>212465597
its a good reaction

Is that Abi in the space, or her handler?

>>212465639
cry me a river retard

>cvatik actually siding with jon most of the times
????
what is he doing? isn't he a fishtank groupie?

>>212465664
You're having a melty

>ADL attention fagging again

i need to take a break from this hell hole

>>212465616
He could of lost all the weight instead of making a 10 hour video

>>212465616
>then an actual screenwriter joins to tell him his documentary's too long and it sucked ass
who said that?

>>212465639
stfu you dumb black ape. Ellie hates your kind.

>>212465622
based poster

>>212465679
Yeah let's just talk about some smelly gook whore 24 hours a day, fuck off to /bant/

>>212465631
joy
he said joy

you niggas postin straight nothing

Back2Bend

Sam fired bicflame

>>212465646
KEK

Passing of the torch (Jet's penis)

>>212465639
You called that a melty? I just capped your chat because you said the exact same thing as a post here.
Didnt you just say for us to get a sense of humor?

>>212465664
keep mogging, ausgod

>>212465620
Here at Watermellie Inc. we welcome your feedback. As a token of our appreciation, enjoy a free Elliecube on the house.

Blow smoke in your face

>>212465674
waah waah you are a coon

Summy's silence is deafening desu
I want to know her opinion about ADL

>>212465687
Erm bitch ass nigga

>hey uh why is mac the only guy from the doc that's in the space? why is he the one here with this perspective?

because you blocked everybody else jon

Shadi thanks for following me back, now come sit on my face

>>212465699
Another anon here, I got the jon meltdown twitter space open in the background AND I get to pulverize ell*e simps with Taylor pictures
WIN-WIN

big brother has house tour via pictures to show off the theme weeks in advance because they actually worked to create something
fishtank has buy the season pass bro this season is gonna be great *flops*

>>212465737
She just wants to go on another date

>>212465733
Stop dropping name to samefag you sperg

>>212465459
>Was this mostly upset simps or Ellie haters looking for an opportunity?
Its always the seethers crashing out pretending to be simps.

>>212465699
you fear /bant/ because it exposes you

>>212465745
Only frank is blocked

>Jet and Sam's legal issues come out
>Jet's sex pest behavior comes out
>suddenly fake drama between Claire and Abi
>suddenly CP posted on /ftl/ (two different times)
>suddenly fake Alex B drama on Burt's livestream
>suddenly the Jon documentary drops
>suddenly a fake feud between Jon and his crewmember

You're not falling for the diversions, right?

>>212465762
proofs?

Oh my sol Im missing my sol oh no

>>212465763
Yes

>>212465746
love this hag
1488 based Binxy hates 'em!

>>212465759
Her makeup is borderline racist considering she's latinx amerimutt or whatever

>>212465689
Tim Stabers. He talks about working with Marvel and the Kardashians but he's just some freelance guy who's done some commercials and indie music videos

>>212465616
chris grinch

>>212465787
i love you

>>212465706
When was this?

>>212465737
look at the size of these feet, gross! she's probably all hairy like a hobbit too

only the finest good content in all the land

bill ottman magical girl transformation sequence

I still don't understand credit card charge.
>someone was charged on their credit card for the damage done on the house and had to pay for it.
>but jon fixed the damages out of his own pocket.
Why is jon glossing over the credit card charges?

>>212465759
>my nose is bwoken bwo i'm not doing cocaine bwo

>>212465757
that video is like 3fps

I'm not racist btw, i'd fuck any colour of woman on earth.

>>212465781
1 year ago I was murdered in the hamsters room and came back as a robot

>>212465646
She's cracking. She said in her kick chat that she stopped saying kek because of "fatigue." Also spiraled out because of "shorts gate." She'll break soon. Hope e-fame was worth it Elanor. Remember, you opened this box. Enjoy e-fame, this is forever.

>>212465788
Lol you just proved it

Mac keeps getting BTFO by Jon
Imagine losing to a wetawd

>>212465703
total war: shogun 2 is the best total war game

>>212465787
SHE BELIEVES!

Julius is a member of KAWnation
us namefags fun this city Diddy
K A K A W

>>212465813
This week

>>212465743
>Chickenandy, do you promise?*

>>212465840
Jon is a good debater (brute force)

>>212465799
she's half-chinese half-german

>>212465823
hello newfag

>>212465818
Because he fixed the hole duh

>>212465834
I'm in your head nig I GOT MY BOOTS ON YOUR COUCH NIGGA

>>212465799
she's clearly asian you moron

Yikes

>>212465833
she hasnt even streamed yet, so much for becoming a grifter

>>212465833
>She's cracking. She said in her kick chat that she stopped saying kek because of "fatigue." Also spiraled out because of "shorts gate." She'll break soon. Hope e-fame was worth it Elanor. Remember, you opened this box. Enjoy e-fame, this is forever.
lol fucking retard, Ellie will be going to school in September and not give a fuck about any fishtank shit for the rest of her life.

>I admit it was biased

KWAB, MAC BTFO

chances of jet actually lurking these threads? especially after groomergate

Abi got bored and left

>>212465860
hello retard

>>212465847
run too k a w k a w
can't stop won't stop
we moogling d-a-w-gys
it's lit it's kawtent

is this guy for real?
>jon gets him to admit his doctumentary is biased
>he even admits why he did this
how are you getting intellectually pwned by fucking jon, you fat faggot with girl's hair?

>>212465876
I honestly hope so. Fag.

>>212465891
very high

>>212465706
No more zipp! Is that why we haven't had any zipp updates?

>>212465891
the pfp change confirms it

>>212465891
What shorts

why did mac admit his doc is biased because he was mad? is he retarded?

>>212465855
>>212465873
Sorry I was thinking of Pokeyman

>>212465891
nothing is happening here except 10 dudes reposting the same pictures of ellie 27 times a day

jon is destroying him

>>212465833
She got home saturday night, went out with friends all sunday and streamed sunday night. Give her a day, man. Relax

>>212465922
he has no experience with heated public arguments so is all over the place

>>212465728
Wow thanks Watermellie Inc.!

>>212465915
whats the meaning of the guy with the grill?

>>212465891
I'm sure he's not at all interested in the thread which is specifically about his show, which discusses him 24/7, on a site which he himself is famously a user of

sam on his giant thinkpad is a good visual gag and i still chuckle just thinking about it

>>212465891
I'd be disappointed if Jet wasn't here

>>212465902
One of my favorite webms

>>212465728
thanks for all your hard work

So why doesn't jet have girlfriend? Oe would think that with all the money and clout he could settle for a nice girl already

imagine getting verbally owned by jon

You thought a hit piece would be able to take down Jon

How the fuck does Jon have fans? I can't endure more than 10 minutes of this retard speaking

>>212465925
those long pale legs are pure SEXXX

>>212465875
she has been home for 2 days and streamed on one of them so far.

>>212465964
did you draw this?

>>212465922
imagine someone working for jon

>>212465930
he isnt here now, but he probably was last week

Benjamin Taylor was fired today and you guys don't even care

>>212465977
he had one but he cheated on her all the time and then broke up with her before bitchtank started

>>212465953
He fucking hates it here because its 100% jet hate and pointing out how much of a lazy hypocrite he is. He blocks anyone remotely joking about him on xitter

>>212465972
One of my first taylor webms that i lost

>>212465875
her laptop is from 2012

FAT FUCK BTFO BY JON
INTELLECTUALLY DOMINATED BY JON
IMAGINE

>>212465983
People only care because he's a season 1 original

If he was a rando on season 2 or 3 no one would give a fuck

>>212465984
>>212465925
30 Seconds To Menopause

>>212465833
princess needs her rest

>>212465728
woah

>>212465972
>that tit bounce
hnnng

>>212465950
ugly bastard with shiny grills is jet’s whole swag

Breaking IP2 news: IRL degen vet broke malone died

>>212466007
QRD on safeway posting? I remember reading it was very mean.

>>212465646
>"disgusting, disgusting dude"
This is the gayest time period in history.

echo

echo

I have spent (0) ZERO seconds listening to a twitter space and I've spent 0 (ZERO) dollars on fish tank

>>212466013
>He blocks anyone remotely joking about him on xitter
lmao why is this person taken seriously on 4chan at all? 10 years ago a shit talker who was a blocking bitch baby would not be regarded well

>>212466023
>If he was a rando on season 2 or 3 no one would give a fuck

They have tried the "retard with a speech impediment" character multiple times and none of them have been as loved by the audience as Jon is

>>212466025
You're brown

>>212465866
This but with my dick in between them and their fighting about who gets fucked first

>>212465922
he might not understand that this isn't a rational debate where people are honest and arrive at the truth through mutual respect and disclosure
actually i'm not sure those even exist

>>212466008
with who?

>>212466008
Thats messed up

>>212466034
what happened?

>>212466063
me

no one smart enough to tell jon to mute himself?

hey
shut up

>>212466023
If he was on season 2 i would care more tbf

>>212466052
>lmao why is this person taken seriously on 4chan at all?
Uhh hes not. Thats what i just said

>>212466021
why does she have a laptop from before she was even born?

>>212465521
I think his honesty is refreshing.

>>212466052
he isn't

>>212465853
It’s how he became their leader despite having a 30 point lower iq

>>212466071
I heard he got murdered by his roommate

>>212466080
lol

now it all starts to fall apart when jon invites people with an actual spine
Fuck you “Mac”

>>212466077
I would like to have sex with this young woman.

>>212466081
he always does this. like every space. people have been telling him forever. he's just retarded.

>>212466057
gotcha.

>>212466052
nigger that guy just said that he isn't liked here

brown thumbs up emoji

>Summer still hasn't spoken

I want to hear what she has to say!

kek the chick is spamming a thumbs up and jon doesnt see it

>>212466091
why?

>jon telling a black woman that she’s not allowed to say the n word
kek

I wonder what Shinji is up to these days

>>212466107
another one of the very first set that i lost
keep posting em anon

>>212466163
Glad to help. I forgot how many taylor webms i saved. i wasn't even a tj/taylorfag during s2

>>212466167
>is there a marky here?

>>212466157
and then forces her to spam thumbs up and kicks her anyway

DAN IS LIIIIIVE
DAN IS LIIIIIVE
DAN IS LIIIIIVE

https://kick.com/damandan

>>212466131
It's leadeater

>>212466160
ignored housewives who are in surprisingly good shape

>>212466172
p sure he's getting muted by jon, but honestly it's for the best

>>212466086
Ellie is Reddit confirmed

>>212466153
S2 was the only good season

>Even Shadi is sick of this shit
grim

>>212466057
>posted again award
There really is only one loud binxjeet in these threads.

>>212466160
dead

Ellie really did just sleep through the entire day didnt she. Picked a good nontent day to do it

>>212466105
damn that's fucked up

Dan's very first stream just started moments ago

https://kick.com/damandan

Even Ellie's simps hate Ellie's simps

shadi sounds like more of an idiot than I remembered. eminosity

can someone explain why Jets trip went dormant for 8 years and just randomly posted here last week? if he leaked it why was it not used?

>>212466160
I think he was meant to be in BG2 before it was cancelled

>>212466191
>already competently has everything set up on stream, has nice equipment, and is talking way more than ever on the show
nice dude

>>212466181
man its crazy how many exact webms you have that I lost during hmmm.. an interesting event
these are the exact Taylor webms I am looking for, so thanks again

i'm here with mtv's cribz here to check out your thread

eating top wamen in fwont of thew computew non stwop

>>212466197
jon is just talking over other people and mutes them while he's speaking lmao

>>212466131
wrong

>>212466191
>>212466217
literally why would anyone want to watch this retard

>>212466031
>jet larps as much more handsome actors
he really is pathetic.

Summer supports Jon

JONMER WON

>>212466221
Pig ebonics

>>212466223
jon feels like a zoolander character

>>212466217
...

>>212466185
MARKY

>>212466235
np

>>212466251
LETS GOOOOO

>>212466181
People have forgotten that there was a period during season two where everything had fallen apart, everything was grim and then Taylor showed up for a few days

Its still crazy as shit to me that Taylor used to literally beat TJ lmao. Like damn man. She'd get drunk, come home from the casino and just start wailing on him.

>>212465787
>JC's shirt

>>212466251
Reality is a big fat fucking disappointment baka

>>212466251
cuz she and jon had anal sex (gross)

>>212466241
>Delusional jeet thinks we don't know

the shank bit

>>212466191
ok I was expecting it to look a lot worse

I actually had a 18 yr old virgin gf. So i don't think Ellie being a virgin is to far fetched.

daniel actually works way better as a streamer than as a person

>>212466276
Giwtwm

>>212466145
She wants Jon to put her in this position (again)

i love taylor

>>212466273
youre a retarded monkey (non-human because you can't even get the timelines right)

>>212466251
Summer is an angel and defends her friends from clout goblins

We gotta kill a lot of people man

>>212466247
I wonder that about burt, frank, head wrinkle jew, and alex b yesterday and yet you guys lapped that up

none of you are funny and you all deserve the worst

>>212466286
You're literally wrong bro there's at least 3 of us. Learn to pay attention to filenames

>>212466309
more posts like those

they all need to die

>>212466288
This confessional was so good. Sam was so smug when she said "im just a kid" then realized she was actually just a highschool kid. But then once she said she wanted to be a grifter he relaxed so noticably.

>>212466224
i've seen no evidence that it was leaked. it's crackable since it's single #. would maybe take a few hours to a few days. if it was cracked tho i would expect the anon who cracked it to do more trolling than these simple responses. could actually be jet.

>>212466328
yeah, 3 jeets

>>212466309
I was right

The mac dude browsed 4 chan amd was the adl poster on bant

>>212466191
hope the lil sperg does alright

>>212466309
>Benji pines after taylor for months
>after she leaves for an upgrade benji seethes against her

Vicarious cuckholding lmao

i'm starting to think Jon has contempt against women who won't or can't fuck him

>>212465833

I mean you're getting bullied and harassed over something you possibly never did and called a whore constantly

Id break too

>>212466330
Season two looks so much better on the HD camera and so much worse on the security cameras than the other seasons
Must be something with all the vivid colors and patterns

>>212466217
im in, better than adl

>>212466345
you just said she was fucking her way to the top like 20 minutes ago

Using Taylor as a freeuse fuckdoll as her big tits bounce everywhere as she gambles on her phone with a vacant stare.

wtf why is daniel actually decent at running a stream? he seems relatively competent and talkative

>>212466325
i didn't watch that trash either but dan literally can't string a sentence together. it's painful to watch.

>>212466330
Amazing

>>212466131
>>212466194
>>212466211
Kek

>>212466374
hes not wrong

>>212466337
We're all national socialists actually

>>212466336
It's crackable yes but it would take much longer

this season needed more color

>>212466360
>>212466382
Fuckin baseddddd

Bitches and Whowahs

>>212466376
not up to par

>>212466381
>>212466383
the duality of man

>>212466369
steinful cranked the saturation/color grading in editing. that's the only reason why it looks different

dan is listening to snake eater...
chwist is kwing

>>212466403
same thing nigger

>>212466191

I will give a sympathy viewer, but I will not watch

>>212466328
>its one jeet deflecting calling everyone brown in every thread

Doggstyle with Taylo before i stab her in the back before she gets me first

>>212466381
>how does he talk so good

>>212466381
He doesn't have the pressure of being in the tank

>>212466374
two things can be trve

>>212466431
Wememba that

cwist is king!

>>212466433
>>212466436
Binx won

>>212466403
Binx is a brown escort

>>212466329
Taylor saw this image of mine

Doing fent with brian then beating CK cause she is retarded

>have you seen the pictures of angelina's ass? *laughs*
>yeah somebody dm'd me them

Say chwist is wowd wight now

>>212466381
He did some test streams on discord. Not watching but I’m glad to read that.

>>212466381
josie also popped off as a streamer
autists are indecisive in social settings due to information overload, and indecision tends to make them either shut down or do something impulsive just to relieve the tension
jon is the impulsive type, daniel shuts down

>>212466439
Is this the most iconic scene in all of fishtank?
>>212466448
>danjaks back
Oh boy i hope he keeps streaming

last one

new
>>212466458
>>212466458
>>212466458

>>212466460
woah is that that weck guy?

>>212466466
youre a fucking loser you hate her but you want her attention kill yourself loser

>>212466486
>Page 4 bake
stop

>>212466460
Binx cried in the bathroom after getting minor negative tts. She would only communicate through written notes. She never had the makings of a true finalist

>>212465530
She's gonna have to pickpocket me for my coin

>>212466492
Hammer from blood tribe. Get vetted

>>212466509
>151 images

>>212466460
Binx lost to the gay pedophile nigger albeit

>>212466365
She made this entire place of scum and immorality her whole personality. She should have expected this. Not so funny anymore now that she's in the spotlight.

>>212466374
I said that?

>>212466381
Same reason as Ellie. They are both talkative when 1on1 or talking to a camera, but they hesitate to talk in a larger group of people.

Daniel is live on kick with Angelina

Drench will never come back to the tank because despite being a crack smoking Turkish stripper who was thirsty for Jet, she has other things going for her. Something Angelina the thieving beaner cannot relate to. Unfortunately for Angelina, no one wants her to come back to the tank.

>>212466381
Both Ellie and Daniel are talkative and fun when they are behind a computer screen. They were nontent on tank though

>>212466354
What did he post?

>>212466381
It helps that he interacts with the chat constantly. Most important aspect of being a streamer really.

>>212466767
He posted cringe promotions , he was also a tayfag

Watching the S2 episodes, TJ and Taylor were sweet together.

>>212466863
its over now you dont have to talk about it anymore

>>212465781
they're using Klaus as a scape goat too
it's extremely obvious