>>149968331
As you can see, Dave, yes. I have betrayed our people. But you don't understand. You don't understand the heaven that is going up to your pelvis in gray meat. They really are like barkbeasts, just like my father always told me. "No son of mine would be caught dead courting an alien." But once you've had a taste, Roxy from sunday school who was saving herself for our marriage just doesn't cut it anymore. I was 16 when I had my first rumble in the sburbian jungle. And you know what I did, Dave? For 15 years I prowled street corners sweeping up every gray mama I could find. Teal ones, cerulean ones, rust ones, fuchsia ones. Fatherless half-breeds litter the streets of Earth-C. They still tell stories about me in Little Alternia, hoots from old trolls about John "Sassacre" Egbert and his bag of tricks. What I'm saying, Dave, is if you're gonna do this, you better go all the way. Show that shouty gray troll why we've been running the world for five thousand years.