>>42443962
This is like wishing you were a girl because you have no need for man strength. You still benefit from a passive buff that let's you open jars easier. Earth pony nerds get to dunk on pegasi and unicorns at a LARP, winning over all the 4 eyed cuties. Plus, if you're that allergic to working out, then you're going to be a piss poor asthmatic flyer.