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Anonymous No.42442844 [Report] >>42442850 >>42442871 >>42442885 >>42442900 >>42442916 >>42443974 >>42444403
Earth Ponies
What in the hell does their supposed magical "connection to nature" even fucking mean??
Anonymous No.42442849 [Report]
dey gro krops fast bruh
Anonymous No.42442850 [Report] >>42442875
>>42442844 (OP)
They can sense Earth quakes 15 minutes before they occur.
Anonymous No.42442871 [Report]
>>42442844 (OP)
That's modern ponlitically correct speak for the mud pony's natural affinity to being WORMFOOD.
Anonymous No.42442875 [Report]
>>42442850
What if they can cause earthquakes by swinging giant hammers?
Anonymous No.42442885 [Report] >>42443025
>>42442844 (OP)
Their magical connection to nature is SEX.
Anonymous No.42442900 [Report]
>>42442844 (OP)
I always assumed it meant they have an affinity for plants, making them grow faster and more plentifully. If MLP was a more action oriented show, it could have been a pretty cool ability to work with desu. Imagine Applejack using various plants to beat someones ass, like Kurama in Yu Yu Hakusho. Plant manipulation can be a pretty busted ability.
Anonymous No.42442916 [Report] >>42444633
>>42442844 (OP)
It means they don’t actually have anything special about them so they just came up with some retarded bullshit
Anonymous No.42442953 [Report] >>42442995 >>42443002 >>42443034 >>42444033
I like to think that Earth Pony magic makes them supernaturally strong and and healthy, it's completely passive. But if an Earth Pony is already fully healthy and strong, their bodies don't stop producing magic. Their magic just leaks out of them slowly, gradually into the earth itself. That's why th very landscape of Equestria is magic and why places outside Equestria feel less magical. It's why Ponyville has excessive amounts of magical crystals growing underneath it. It's why plants didn't go extinct in the Nightmare Moon timeline. All of Equestria is magic due to the longstanding presence of Earth Ponies.

If an Earth Pony lives in the same residence for many years it will become magically attuned to them. The place inexplicably "feels" like them even when they're not around.
Anonymous No.42442995 [Report] >>42443034
>>42442953
I like that, that's an interesting take.
Anonymous No.42443002 [Report] >>42443034 >>42444033
>>42442953
I also like the idea that earth ponies passively benefit their society. Earth pony nurses have their patients recover quicker and more often, earth pony mechanics will have their machines last longer, and so on.
Anonymous No.42443025 [Report] >>42443030
>>42442885
Ok wise guy, what was I doing with Rainbow Dash last night then if earth ponies are the ones with the power of sex?
Anonymous No.42443030 [Report] >>42445655
>>42443025
You were having inferior sex with shitty featherhorse lol
Anonymous No.42443034 [Report] >>42443213
>>42442953
>>42442995
>>42443002
Imagine ponies interacting with a creature that doesn't naturally have magic, like a human in an HiE or any other possible magicless creature, and just from being around them over an extended period of time, Earth pony magic just leaches into them and provides passive protection from other more harmful magic.
And you could make that the explanation for why the Everfree doesn't expand beyond its borders. Earth pony magic keeps the land from being converted.
Anonymous No.42443173 [Report]
it made more sense when fluttershy was posey and pinkie was surprise
Anonymous No.42443213 [Report] >>42443238
>>42443034
>And you could make that the explanation for why the Everfree doesn't expand beyond its borders. Earth pony magic keeps the land from being converted.
Erm.. that's the Tree of Harmony's doing.
Anonymous No.42443238 [Report]
>>42443213
Hypotheticals, Anon. We're talking alternatives here. I like this as an explanation much more.
Anonymous No.42443962 [Report] >>42443967 >>42444041 >>42444262 >>42444518
>be earth pony
>be a scrawny nerd who actively does not desire to be strong and just wants to read books and do scholarly things
>being an Earth Pony therefore is literally completely useless to you and you objectively would be better off as one of the other races

At least if you're a Pegasus or a Unicorn flying and telekinesis will benefit you no matter what your personality is. If you're an Earth Pony with a personality that absolutely does not give a shit about physical strength then there's objectively no point or benefit in being an Earth Pony
Anonymous No.42443967 [Report] >>42443976
>>42443962
All earth ponies have perfect 20/5 vision.
Anonymous No.42443974 [Report]
>>42442844 (OP)
i really like how it´s described here, they can feel the "song of the nature" or whateverthefuckyouwannacallit and harmonize with it, they can feel that a plant needs something because it tells them, and whatnot
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/423769/the-haunting
Anonymous No.42443976 [Report]
>>42443967
Don't even get to wear cute nerd glasses. Unfuckingbelievable
Anonymous No.42444033 [Report]
>>42442953
>>42443002
This post actually reminds me of a fic I read on Fimfic a while back. The basic gist of it was an HiE story where the human got blasted by Nightmare Moon right before she was defeated, and as a result of him not having magic, Nightmare Moon's dark magic basically gave him mega-Schizophrenia, and a sequence of events eventually leads to him turning into some magic monster. I like the idea of Earth pony magic being a sort of reverse to that, constantly leaking into the environment and people around them and being passively good for them instead of making them go crazy.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/541242/tug-of-war
Here's the story if anyone wants to read it.
Anonymous No.42444041 [Report] >>42444193 >>42444202
>>42443962
You have to feel sorry for Octavia. As a unicorn, it would be so much easier to play her instrument with ease.
>but she already does
Which is probably against the grain already, while impressive in a sense, her talent doesn't really match her Earth pony nature.
Anonymous No.42444193 [Report] >>42444518
>>42444041
>Which is probably against the grain already, while impressive in a sense, her talent doesn't really match her Earth pony nature.
Now you're just making shit up that goes against the show, all the fucking musicians are earth ponies. Professionaly playing any instrument requires endurance.
Anonymous No.42444202 [Report]
>>42444041
My interpretation of Octavia is that the reason she is grey-colored is because she is supposed to represent the concept of elegance through simplicity and understated-ness. Grey is the least ostentatious color of them all, it does not call for your attention, it just quietly is. In order for something to be refined, by definition, it must be no more complex than is necessary. Octavia is streamlined, she is focused, she is not grey (the most boring and drab color) because she is unremarkable. No. Rather the color grey represents her because she is controlled, calculated, composed, and focused diligently on her craft. She takes perfection very seriously. It is not the kind of perfection represented by the color white, which is unstained and sanitized. The perfection of grey is something which considers all things, even unsavory ones, and takes it all into consideration to form a complete whole.

Holy shit I'm autistic

Okay idk where I was going with that, but MY POINT IS I think that Earth Ponies take pride in accomplishing things through non-magical means. Magic makes things easy, which means it tends to encourage lazy thinking and Earth Ponies don't like the idea of using magic as a crutch to cheat your way out of hard-earned solutions to problems. Octavia understands this. She wouldn't want to be a Unicorn, which appear elegant but in reality are usually lacking in substance of character (they are superficial) or substance of craft. She understands that if you chop a tree down in 5 seconds with a magic spell, it is not impressive or praise-worthy, but if you chop down a tree in an hour with a saw, that is impressive and praise-worthy, because it was a hard-won task that made you stronger as a person by doing it. She knows that working physically with your hooves is very important for mastery with things and I do not think she would want to be a Unicorn because if she could use magic to play her instrument, it would no longer be impressive. And she would not come to come to understand the complexity of her art fully because magic is taking the easy way out.
Anonymous No.42444262 [Report] >>42444279
>>42443962
This is like wishing you were a girl because you have no need for man strength. You still benefit from a passive buff that let's you open jars easier. Earth pony nerds get to dunk on pegasi and unicorns at a LARP, winning over all the 4 eyed cuties. Plus, if you're that allergic to working out, then you're going to be a piss poor asthmatic flyer.
Anonymous No.42444279 [Report]
>>42444262
>This is like wishing you were a girl because you have no need for man strength.
bruh...
Anonymous No.42444403 [Report]
>>42442844 (OP)
They rock
Anonymous No.42444518 [Report]
>>42444193
So much this.
>>42443962
It takes shitloads of stamina to do nerdy and/or scholarly stuff right. Unicorns on average have more expendable whimsy, pegasi save valuable time by promptly flying away from supervisees and boring conversations, but most of the best academians are still earths simply because each one of them throws five times more horsehours at every problem. Who needs food and sleep anyway?
Living longer also helps.
Anonymous No.42444633 [Report]
>>42442916
The only right answer
Anonymous No.42445649 [Report]
earth pony magic = being cute
Anonymous No.42445655 [Report]
>>42443030
Based. Pegasex: gay sex lol. Sex with Earth mares: GIGASEX.
Anonymous No.42445657 [Report] >>42445663
Other ponies can't grow food.
Anonymous No.42445662 [Report]
and while unicorns have their spells to fly, pegasi have their wings, earth ponies invent cool machines to aid them in flight
Anonymous No.42445663 [Report] >>42445693
>>42445657
I hope your name isn't Vogelfag as this little qt from Season 2 disproves your entire worldview.
Anonymous No.42445693 [Report]
>>42445663
Come on now, you really think she grows her own strawberries?
Anonymous No.42446537 [Report]
Earth Pony have magical ability to have magnet hooves, y/n?