i’m marrying my childhood penpal from Poland, we reconnected in 2021 after ceasing contact 12 years prior

Oh rock on, Rockall, you'll never fall
For Britain's greedy hands
Oh, you'll meet the same resistance
Like you did in many lands
May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes
And the water crush your Shell
And the natural gas will burn your ass
And blow you all to hell