>>941115756
I'm astonished it should even exist, if I'm at all honest.

>>941115668
Like multiple agonising puncture wounds, I'm sorry to say.

>>941115900
Calling bullshit on your event, Alpha.

>>941115649
This is an improvement, yes?

>>941115627
Is it *bollocks*. No hawkers, canvassers or solicitors in *my* Dank Hunger Games!

If looks could maim, Sonic, the one you're now getting from Cafe would have sent you home in a basket.

Sunshine becomes the first (and to date the only) person to exult over ridiculous ATM fees.

>"Hey Lenny, lost a boot?"/"No, you assholes, I *found* one."

You're a wizard now, Sunny!
(No seriously, even your *snot's* magic.)