I love having a large gap in public restrooms. For starters it makes it certain they can see that I am inside, and therefore less likely to knock and disrupt my vibe. Second, they can see the size and girth of my significant, white hairy thighs, communicating a nonverbal threat that I can physically overpower them. Third, it contributes to the psychological satisfaction I derive from knowing that my shitting is bothering them, that its stinky and combined with my size and physicality, I feel an enormous sense of personal satisfaction that my shitting becomes a sort of dominating move. I'm the strongest person in that bathroom, and the scents and sight of my dominant position are undeniable.

You KNOW I'm the strongest person in that room. What is privacy but an attempt to obfuscate my inherent superiority so make some weakling who can barely queef out a slender type 4 feels better about himself?

If you aren't a Bristol CHAD dropping fat logs every single time, you are NGMI. Type 3 and higher is what we call a real man's shit, not some beta vegan shit.